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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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6-1. 騎士與祭司也合體
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回到馬賽克後,塞倫便表示要下線補眠,艾登只好含淚揮別精靈美人,跟著登出遊戲。690Please respect copyright.PENANAY8k6EfmZyV
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「哇!都七點多啦?難怪肚子這麼餓。」他揉著響透天的肚皮思考晚餐要吃什麼。因工作緣故不時出差,家裡離公司又較遠,加上喜貪熱鬧,他便在曼哈頓區租了間豪華公寓,不僅地段繁華,交通便捷,安管也嚴謹,每戶還有專用停車格,讓他不用擔心車位問題,外出覓食尋樂時,只需跨出公寓大門走幾步路,就有各式高級餐廳、酒吧夜店任他挑。690Please respect copyright.PENANAL1R7HZIYgQ
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不過,再美味的外食吃多了也會膩。他左思右想,發現自己有好陣子沒吃中國菜了,但附近的中菜館先不說是否吃膩,光是味道就遠遠比不上泰家裡那隻小兔子的手藝。他特別愛小兔子炒的麻婆豆腐,滑嫩不油膩,香辣不辛嗆,無論色香味皆恰到好處,正如小兔子給人的感覺,溫潤恬淡又不失原則。690Please respect copyright.PENANA6KEzPCvtmE
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小兔子就是凌小兔,泰特斯與貝兒在台灣的表親,長得清秀可愛,脾性溫馴乖巧,標準的人如其名。因來紐約工作受訓而寄住在拉文德家,一待就是四年。而他這四年來也沒少騷擾過小兔子,畢竟這年頭既養眼又養胃的可愛人兒可不多了。690Please respect copyright.PENANAjrKZgxVZQ7
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於是乎,他痞笑地瞄了眼遊戲盔,決定當個不請自來客啦!690Please respect copyright.PENANAzdNB26XeJH
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「啊,小白兔煮的菜真是太好吃了!」艾登放下一粒米都不剩的盤子,滿足地舔著嘴角不住發出讚嘆聲,「讓哥天天吃都願意。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAsU6Q9UrUVN
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「你太誇張啦,只是隨便弄的雜燴飯而已。」凌小兔失笑地收拾碗盤。由於艾登臨時串門子,他沒準備那麼多菜,晚餐也早吃得差不多了,便只好將剩菜隨意炒過淋在飯上,卻不想會被誇獎成這樣。690Please respect copyright.PENANAnUE6c5pvvM
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「隨便弄就這麼美味,喔!哥真嫉妒泰能每天享用這樣的美食。」說完,艾登揚起下巴,以十五度角擺出惆悵又帥氣的側臉,滿是感傷的語氣說:「當年若不是泰反對,哥定會義無反顧地追求,讓小白兔成為哥的人,從此咱們比翼雙飛、海枯石爛……」690Please respect copyright.PENANAxzFbA0MPEb
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還未待那滿腹詩興感慨完,洗碗機的轟啷噪音就驟然蓋住他的聲音。當事人凌小兔茫然地抬起頭,雙手在水龍頭下嘩啦嘩啦地搓著抹布,「嗯?你剛說什麼?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAn3rGqm4NkJ
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「不,沒什麼。」艾登自認極有風度地搖頭笑道,心裡充滿了感動,啊!小兔子為了不傷哥的心而裝傻,真是太善良太體貼了!那個搶走小兔子的混蛋要給哥好好珍惜啊!690Please respect copyright.PENANA10xhcTt3fv
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而實際上單純只是遲鈍沒聽到話的凌小兔,則信以為真地露出非常天然的笑容,「表哥應該又加班了,你有事找他的話,就去書房找吧。」690Please respect copyright.PENANABO8EKi0fby
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喔!這是赤裸裸的趕人啊!於是,再次誤會的艾登很有自覺地走開,將目標轉移到另一人身上。690Please respect copyright.PENANAclypQWopS7
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「泰~陪我玩陪我玩陪我玩陪我玩陪我玩陪我玩……」捧著遊戲盔進到書房,艾登也不管對方臉色,立刻用下巴抵在書桌上,楚楚可憐地望著泰特斯,大有不陪他玩就一直盯到底的架勢。690Please respect copyright.PENANATZ0g8q7tSP
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正一心公務的泰特斯,依舊望著電腦螢幕不理人,兩根青筋卻在額上凸凸冒起。690Please respect copyright.PENANAAFuscUExsU
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「週末就要好好玩啊,別工作了嘛~」厚臉皮艾登不依不饒繼續說服著,自是換來無言的拒絕與漠視,直到他決定改變策略,「小心小貝兒聽到你又不休息亂加班會生氣喔!」690Please respect copyright.PENANAKym6Vw03w1
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敲著鍵盤的手指果然頓了幾秒,又加速舞動將信件打完發出去後,泰特斯才輕嘆地蓋上筆電,望向艾登的凍人視線裡,有著想掐死對方的濃濃無奈。690Please respect copyright.PENANAQItN4dgZOT
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啊哈!對付弟控兄,就是要用弟弟來威脅啦!690Please respect copyright.PENANAwLlabl5Oqn
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說:泰~我在馬賽克的中央廣場~~』690Please respect copyright.PENANALcJHSon4h5
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瞥了眼私密頻道後,泰迪熊低念騰雲駕霧咒,腳下便幻化出一朵三色黑彩雲,即是他的飛行坐騎。身為仙魔混血的他,騰雲駕霧是天生的種族技能,等級越高,飛得越快越久(亦即體力消耗越少)相當方便他每天抱著寶貝弟弟飛行。也因這半仙半魔的血統,這雲融合仙族七彩雲與魔族烏雲,成了散發紅、橙、黃三色光外加黑霧的雲朵,飛起來還拖著一尾淡淡黑氣,喵喵仙貝便笑稱哥一飛就放臭屁,讓他哭笑不得。690Please respect copyright.PENANAYkBsj3NstV
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他乘上仙雲直往馬賽克飛去。這馬賽克位於阿茲洛斯大陸的中央,是最重要的中樞城市,所有行政機關總部皆設在此處,負責統管這片大陸的運作。該城以五芒星為形,共有五個城門,分別為東北、西北、東、南、西,城外有護城河包圍環繞,故在地圖上看來就像一大塊被打了馬賽克的圓形。690Please respect copyright.PENANAOwQCZQ8lHD
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由於城內禁止飛行,泰迪熊在城南門降落後,緩步入城走到中央廣場,就見肉盾正搖頭晃腦地又跳又抓,一隻拇指大小的飛蚊於爆炸頭上靈巧閃躲。690Please respect copyright.PENANAazmZv6ggth
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「好癢……癢死了……什麼東西?癢啊啊!」肉盾兩手拼命在頭上抓揉,卻始終抓不到罪魁禍首,直到他發現泰迪熊,才分出一隻手揮了揮,「來啦?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAudlpWSM0hR
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泰迪熊冷眼望著那張傻呼呼的臉,見飛蚊又一次躲過手指,繞著爆炸頭一圈後轉了方向,嗡嗡嗡地停在肉盾的左臉頰。那蠢臉配那蠢造型再加上礙眼的蚊子,看得他實在很不愉悅,於是——690Please respect copyright.PENANA6tV4RVJ3uN
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沈重而響亮的「啪」一聲,扣一千多的傷害值就從爆炸頭上飄了出來。肉盾楞地呆望忽然PVP攻擊的人,「泰,你幹嘛打我啊?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAuArEkSOW5l
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面癱的人就是淡定,泰迪熊眼角都不抖一下地放下法杖,無視那張印著鮮紅杖紋與蚊子屍體的臉,冷聲說:「蚊子。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAkODQuBWnMJ
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蚊、蚊子?真的不是在報復哥用小貝兒來威脅的仇嗎?肉盾有種衝動想脫口而出。690Please respect copyright.PENANAMPevuBaDeY
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「叮!」系統音非常及時地響起,卻過了好一會才爆出宅宅噴笑聲,「噗哈哈哈哈哈!等、等老子……笑、笑完先……哈哈哈哈哈!」690Please respect copyright.PENANACjrhpPw5nx
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「叮!」這次系統換成溫和大叔音,「很抱歉,系統方才失常,現在補發獎勵。玩家泰迪熊餅乾幫玩家肉盾阿弗羅貼心打蚊子,兩人獲得稱號《相愛相殺的損友》。由於打蚊方式極具笑果,兩人額外獲得經驗值8000、奧客幣12500,歡迎玩家再接再厲,繼續研發更多損友合體技。」690Please respect copyright.PENANADZoW3b4XL3
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這樣也算相愛?還合體技勒!肉盾囧哭地往臉上一揉,發覺掌心的觸感有異,便抓下來一瞧,竟見被打爛的蚊子發出故障電流,疑似金屬材質的腹部露出一小條羊皮,「這是什麼啊?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAN7cbZZZhff
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也發現異狀的泰迪熊湊過去一看,「字條。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAfXQSoJ0XbP
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「字條?該不是什麼飛蚊傳書吧?」肉盾失笑地打開羊皮紙,系統音就又一次響起——690Please respect copyright.PENANA6NkPR9x3vP
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「叮!玩家肉盾阿弗羅與玩家泰迪熊餅乾發現神秘字條,觸發【特殊劇情任務】《奇怪的求救信》,該任務可分享,請問是否接受?《是的》/《接受》。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAML3Qu9goNo
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這兩選項不是一個意思嗎?系統又腦抽了?難得一致認同的兩人只得接下任務,點開面板查看——690Please respect copyright.PENANAG9jDjzdFyl
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『【特殊劇情任務】奇怪的求救信:救命喔喔喔喔!!老子被困在卡斯莫森林裡啦!幾天沒吃沒喝沒拉屎快受不鳥啦!!誰快來救老子啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊——』690Please respect copyright.PENANAIYP8CkVjok
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兩人再次有志一同地沈默了半晌後,泰迪熊才說:「等貝兒來再做。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAZWXIv5eKHf
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「好啊,也分給小倫美人好了!」想起那個美人兒,肉盾不禁喜孜孜地笑歪了嘴,惹來泰迪熊頗嫌棄的一瞥。690Please respect copyright.PENANA8c8IeuqU5Q
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「接下來做什麼?有什麼好玩的?」肉盾興致勃勃地打開地圖一看,「哇!還有好多地方沒去過。」690Please respect copyright.PENANA15eryGITOi
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泰迪熊睨著眼前的大型花椰菜,思量這顆爆炸頭的投資回報率。《奧普斯》的作戰系統與傳統遊戲大不同——只要能找出怪的致命關鍵處,即便是Boss怪都有一招解決的可能;但《奧普斯》同時也保有了一般的既定團隊概念:拉怪擋攻擊的厚血坦克、高傷害滅怪的薄血輸出、治癒輔助團隊的補血祭司,這三樣便是團隊作戰的核心結構。而他與喵喵仙貝的職業是屬於後兩者,如果多了肉盾這個連被動怪都主動仇恨的騎士坦在,那麼身為法師的喵喵仙貝就能盡情玩魔法,不用怕一不小心太高殺傷力而引來追殺。690Please respect copyright.PENANASo4BCpw8FC
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說穿了,這位弟控大哥就是打算抓肉盾當自家寶貝兒的專用盾牌,反正他們的兩人世界注定要被這顆大電燈泡打擾,就乾脆好好利用到底吧!在心底計畫完畢後,泰特斯便轉身往東門走,「戴上包巾。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAsEDFSiIoQo
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「嗄?去哪?」對自身命運毫無所知的肉盾,屁顛屁顛地跟在後頭傻笑,「我們要做什麼?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAfpyTU8ofOT
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「月聆城。」690Please respect copyright.PENANA7x2oBWC0wV
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埃斯萊之森,素有全大陸最美的森林之稱,遍佈阿茲洛斯大陸的東部,南與艾爾文大草原銜接,北臨白雪皚皚的卡斯莫火山,因此越往北越冷。而位於森林中央的月聆城,便是埃斯萊的主城,同樣是全大陸最美也最悠久的古城,在此地出沒的NPC多為精靈、妖精、森林獸族與一些下山採購的矮人。690Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z7l8JQxBX
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作為精靈族起源地,這座最美的森林同時也被稱為精靈之森。從外觀看來雖與其他森林沒什麼不同,但一走進森林內部,便像進入了另一個次元。高聳入天的木群籠罩了整片天空,垂掛的木鬚閃爍著微暈金光。象徵自然能量的淺綠螢光,於枝椏樹梢流動輕舞、於草地溪流間穿梭點躍,有如繁星層層疊疊令天地星河皆相連一片。690Please respect copyright.PENANANPrTp7SeW0
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「嗚喔喔喔!美啊!太漂亮了!還滿街美人!」一路包著頭巾走過森林來到月聆城,肉盾不停發出各種讚嘆聲,「要是哥一開始就降生在這多好啊!」690Please respect copyright.PENANAK3m17XsBYr
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東張西望的包花巾大頭與閃瞎人的反光眼鏡已夠顯眼,更別說那從頭到尾都沒安靜過的嘴巴,兩人自然引來不少注目。若是一般玩家也許早找藉口拋下肉盾離隊,若幸運對方也是個話嘮就能暢聊天南地北;偏偏隊友是面癱寡言又高忍耐度的泰迪熊,於是,他們的結伴而行看在其他人眼裡,便成了一個頭也不回往前走、一個聒噪不休跟在後的詭異畫面。690Please respect copyright.PENANAMyw4mXjOi4
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「泰!聽小貝兒說你是在這裡降生的吧?」踩過了傳送陣,肉盾抬著包巾頭開啟新一輪的話題。690Please respect copyright.PENANAeWMciOIGhr
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「嗯。」泰迪熊淡漠輕應了聲,逕自往另一處走去。690Please respect copyright.PENANABNzNXhB0VS
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「哇!這麼好!怎沒把握機會勾搭個美眉回家?小貝兒都已經長大會照顧自己了,你也該放下心啦,為未來幸福打算打算,讓小貝兒多個嫂子疼也不錯啊!男人三十正是最成熟魅力的黃金時期,要好好把握……」690Please respect copyright.PENANAwdKZoFLTpD
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沒注意到泰迪熊的腳步微頓了下,肉盾的腦思維不知為何又跳回了遊戲,「啊,對了!小貝兒的降生地是在朦霧島?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAHArf2ROdcZ
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「嗯。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAcCJ4sTH4Yu
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「吼,隔這麼遠,你這個弟控該不會立刻跳海游過去找小貝兒吧?聽說有個跟你一樣的仙魔玩家就用飛的耶!哈哈哈!真是有夠誇張啦!不過以你的個性,搞不好會直接殺去遊戲公司威脅換降生地之類的……」690Please respect copyright.PENANAEo8GJWpM6v
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泰迪熊默不吭聲地繼續走,幾乎癱瘓的臉皮隱約滑下幾條黑線,才不承認自己當初確實有想過,可惜寶貝兒強烈反對,他才只好打消強行收購遊戲公司的念頭。只能說,當人被一個臉皮厚如恐龍的牛皮糖纏了十幾年,不管再怎麼面癱無口地隱藏心思,也難逃被對方瞭若指掌的命運,這便是泰特斯與艾登的無奈孽緣。690Please respect copyright.PENANAjd54YXwYH2
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兩人一無言一自嗨地來到一棟木屋前,就見兩個腿打石膏的NPC在躺椅上吵嘴互罵。690Please respect copyright.PENANAbPN2LwhDeN
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「都是你這個變態色狼的錯!」戴著黑粗框厚眼鏡的黑髮青年,煩躁地抓著亂髮怒聲大罵:「要不是你顧著看妹,那些混蛋也不會逃走,我們也不用為了追他們摔下樓啦!」690Please respect copyright.PENANAKmmnXMfUH9
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紅髮金眼穿著花俏的男子,則一臉不屑地回嘴:「還不是哈尼醬走路不看路,爬個階梯也會摔倒,早知道就不拉你一把了!」690Please respect copyright.PENANAVmNcU10Ez8
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「就說不准叫我哈尼醬!」690Please respect copyright.PENANA3LGA7mjE5U
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「哈・尼・醬~♥」690Please respect copyright.PENANARJ0N4vXZqC
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「混蛋!你找死!」690Please respect copyright.PENANA0mYGYBrn4G
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肉盾摸著下巴觀察這對冤家半晌,就擊掌發出驚嘆聲,「這就是傳說中的打情罵俏嗎?」690Please respect copyright.PENANA7brFDeSgJZ
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「叮!玩家肉盾阿弗羅真相了NPC哈尼與S.G.的相罵相愛奸情,獲得戳破盲腸度+15、八卦指數+70、經驗值6000。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAwHUOywWpad
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「誰要跟這沒品的變態色狼?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAVevGmGt9Lh
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「拜託!這種貨色倒貼我都不要!」690Please respect copyright.PENANAlvNPgaz61N
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吵鬧聲中,一記法杖落地的輕敲響起,竟脆生生地打斷了似無止盡的爭執,換來兩NPC噤若寒蟬的俗辣注視。690Please respect copyright.PENANAPMBft6ERKg
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「啊哈哈,你、你又來接任務啦?小貓沒、沒、沒來嗎?」S.G.擦了把額頭汗打哈哈問道,同時稍移了身子擋在快噴哭的哈尼面前。690Please respect copyright.PENANAbki5lRszof
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泰迪熊不發一語地瞥了肉盾一眼,於是,S.G.立馬一揮手,系統便再次響起——「叮!玩家肉盾阿弗羅觸發【地府初級日常任務】《掃不完的穢氣》,該任務可無限重複,請問是否接受?」690Please respect copyright.PENANApPSqx5QWzq
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「穢氣是地府任務?」注意到新增的關鍵字,泰迪熊微蹙眉冷聲問道,嚇得兩位NPC抱在一起抖啊抖。690Please respect copyright.PENANAtbyKROjw1z
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「欸……新、新開放的、的地府好感值,任務的性質也、也、也、也更新了。」S.G.舌頭打結地回答。690Please respect copyright.PENANA6tAaLP8cv7
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「嗯。」泰迪熊淡漠地應了聲,就對肉盾說:「接。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAdu2jWKGfRn
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這又是怎麼了?面對NPC的異常態度,肉盾驚疑地按下《接受》後,不解地回望泰迪熊,卻見對方仍板著一張面癱臉,絲毫不為所動,便不禁神腦補猜想,該不是哪個NPC調戲了小貝兒被泰報復了吧?690Please respect copyright.PENANAuHx5HUqVIy
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一旦發現一個NPC異常,就會陸續注意到同樣異常的其他NPC,且大多指向同一個對象——泰迪熊。690Please respect copyright.PENANAwixp7J8GAE
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「嗚……」690Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ok2v7r9dm
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又一個可愛的NPC小朋友在望見泰迪熊時頓時瑟縮靜聲,明明上一秒還在竊笑包花巾的爆炸頭,對肉盾的加好感聲叮叮響不停啊,這態度也差太多吧?儘管如此,扣好感值的系統指示卻未曾響起,這表示NPC們不討厭但會害怕泰迪熊?肉盾百思不解了,便乾脆直接問當事人:「泰,你對這裡的NPC做了什麼啊?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAr8jmSPTong
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「什麼都沒做。」泰迪熊面不改色地回道,似是早已習慣這現象。690Please respect copyright.PENANA6SxZkV0kSx
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什麼都沒做?肉盾摸摸爆炸頭,思忖難道泰身上有什麼跟他相反功能的特殊造型裝備嗎?晚點來問問小貝兒好了!690Please respect copyright.PENANA8hPzMgClSp
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各種思緒飛躍間,兩人來到城郊外一處似被火燒過的焦林。不同於森林其他處的光景,滿目瘡痍的枯枝斷木林立,理應翠綠的草地只剩焦黑的乾土,一棟荒棄多時的破舊老屋矗立其中更顯頹敗。而最令人不寒而慄的是,以老屋為中心四處飄盪的透明人影與幽靈哭鳴。690Please respect copyright.PENANAOSFWswq3XV
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肉盾打開任務面板查看,原來所謂的穢氣是指這些阿飄啊!任務規定至少打20隻阿飄,交差時按數量給予等比例獎賞,算是挺方便的日常任務,不過……他看了看遍地阿飄沒人打,凡路過的玩家連看都不看一眼,就忍不住疑惑了,難道獎勵不好嗎?690Please respect copyright.PENANAkdaW523l0b
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「你站這打。」泰迪熊領著人到一處較寬敞處,指示完作戰方針後,便逕自走到稍遠處站著。690Please respect copyright.PENANA9MHFiLgo8u
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見他如此熟門熟路,肉盾便又有問題了,「泰,你跟小貝兒很常來這裡啊?他不是膽子很小嗎?哎,雖然也特別愛看鬼片,不過虛擬實境弄得這麼逼真,他來這不怕嗎?」690Please respect copyright.PENANArsRGeAevok
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怕,當然會怕,還會死鴨子嘴硬說「才不怕」地含淚顫抖,手中魔法杖卻慌亂狂扔火球轟炸,交任務後就抱著獎勵又跳又笑地歡呼,簡直萌死人不償命。想起寶貝弟弟的可愛模樣,泰迪熊便不禁笑了,「呵,真拿他沒輒啊。」690Please respect copyright.PENANA0r4D1hd5O3
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見那熟悉的溫柔含笑,肉盾自知這個弟控肯定不是在對自己笑,就只好默默吞回接下來的話,認命扯掉頭巾依循泰迪熊的交代,展開了貝貝喵法師專用坦的魔鬼特訓。690Please respect copyright.PENANAQNd0jqQfdf
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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以時間軸來說,這篇有對NPC不小心穿越了(遠目690Please respect copyright.PENANAcVOTNnSlxz
艾登的天才細胞只存活於三次元的工作時間,下了班就是蠢才細胞的世界啦~XDD(#690Please respect copyright.PENANAkSa0RZoHn9
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