->>>究竟即將完成的愛神任務,會如何讓矮人與美人更進一步關係呢?
【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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29. 奸情的終極奧義
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《奧普斯》經過幾小時的大更新,為玩家帶來更多系統新功能,其中以語音頻道最為主要,適用於聯盟、公會、隊伍、私密與特殊關係頻道,方便玩家於不同場合的溝通效率。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAAMVcBrcswn
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同時,官方也推出支援四小時睡眠模式的新型遊戲盔,可設定自動切入睡眠模式的時間點,四小時後再由系統為玩家自動登出。此模式號稱可幫助玩家進入深層睡眠,於玩樂中提高休息品質。舊玩家還可憑頭盔序號購買睡眠模式的序號,再於登入介面輸入序號即可開通。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAbjFmIvMqVZ
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於是,有時差困擾的幾人一聽,都立刻毫不猶豫地買了。而最開心的人莫過於貝兒了,不僅遊戲時間一下子多了四小時,以後在頻道聊天還不用老為改錯字而遭恥笑。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAn4mnpqibC7
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至於遊戲方面,則是開放二轉職業,各項等級指數上限也大幅提高,包括戳破盲腸度、八卦指數、萌物指數、恩愛放閃度等等,同時也釋放更多大小任務,其中最令大家期待的,便是身世任務與種族任務。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAArWQFiJzww
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《奧普斯》突然有這麼多更新,玩家們趨之若鶩,泰迪熊卻淡定表示:「某些任務進行緩慢,就是官方效率太差,現在才完成部分主線。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANA4EBb7vXTaW
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這下,宅宅系統音哭哭了:「叮!拜託玩家泰迪熊餅乾別老戳系統盲腸,一下就把戳破盲腸度加到滿級,我們好沒面子說,嚶嚶嚶~」1086Please respect copyright.PENANABqT7dO6fUP
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「……」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAOVf01BcXdp
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終極戰術師果真非泰大神莫屬。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAmc5PJ2F9ex
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此外,總算趕上進度的不止有系統,還有冗長繁瑣的月宮任務。待生長藥水終於製作完成,塞倫和肉盾就馬不停蹄地直奔《愛神快來殿》。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAMOM7COBz0a
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「太好了!賽姬,我來了!」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAR9zvcYWN5r
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邱比特一喝下生長藥水,立刻變成十八歲的樣貌,自然捲的金燦短髮飄揚,俊秀五官洋溢開朗的青春氣息,身材勻稱,小麥膚色健康盈潤,潔白羽翼豐碩健美,渾然就是個陽光健氣的俏少年天使,雖與神話裡的俊美青年還有些差距,但追個妹子應當不成問題。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAuPWelxtsuN
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看他興沖沖就要往外飛去,塞倫連忙拉住他,「等一等!」1086Please respect copyright.PENANA0nrm06tEZG
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「對啊,小老弟別急。」肉盾也搖頭晃腦地以過來人指導,「求婚告白一定要好好準備,憑哥把妹多年的豐富經……呃呃呃呃……是指導泰和小貝兒把妹的經驗!」1086Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZqXFocwCf
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糟!哥一嗨又不小心說漏嘴啦!有腦的人都知道千萬別在追求對象面前爆情史,肉盾冷汗涔涔地趕緊把兄弟檔抓來擋駕。他心虛地瞧了眼塞倫,卻見美人老婆似笑非笑地勾著唇角,頓時緊張噴哭了,「小倫!那些都過去啦!我現在……」1086Please respect copyright.PENANALcELtbm3SH
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「閉嘴。」塞倫一掌巴開太吵的傢伙,對一身光溜溜的邱比特哭笑不得道:「你已經不是小孩子了,好歹穿件衣服啊。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAI14sMwgYqC
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「叮!恭喜玩家塞倫改變NPC《愛神邱比特》淪為變態裸奔狂的結局,獲得全奧普斯NPC好感值+80,全森林小動物都感謝您!」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAibr03tM2Jg
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原來真有這個結局啊?1086Please respect copyright.PENANArlN5h2IQd0
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羅馬神就是要走古希臘風才搭,他們就地找塊白布,以最快的速度替邱比特打扮好儀容後,一個翩翩俊少年就出爐了,兩人一NPC便出門往森林盡頭飛去。興許是邱比特心情變好,屋頂的愛神箭沒再惡作劇亂射,森林小動物也恢復了常態,已無先前不堪入目的亂象。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAiCOfKxXV7O
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「是說賽姬住哪啊?」肉盾將手放在眉間遠望,沒看到疑似可居住的建築物。1086Please respect copyright.PENANA7VfN4RE2ej
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「我也不知道。」邱比特欣喜地搧著翅膀。1086Please respect copyright.PENANA2cX8P093JF
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「那你怎麼知道去哪找賽姬?」塞倫也疑惑了。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAyd1Q3IBYKr
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「湖邊啊,她每天這時候都會到湖邊的。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAQd3TH3IT4T
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聞言,他們忽然有種不祥的預感,「到湖邊幹嘛?」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAwhkj0D5xWM
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「洗澡呀。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAUqU6VZfDHS
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在人家女孩兒洗澡時告白……這好像沒有比裸奔還不變態吧?1086Please respect copyright.PENANAvO8GgiY7Gs
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可惜,潺潺水聲已在咫尺,他們來不及拉回加速飛去的邱比特,只得默默緩下速度,保持一段距離以見機逃命。這時,一片澄藍淨湖映入眼簾,美麗的金髮少女浸於湖中,望見來人也不顯驚慌,反揚起甜美的笑靨,雖僅裸露一對雪白香肩,但在此清幽美境下,看來特別水靈動人。1086Please respect copyright.PENANASp7v5koXKL
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「嗚喔喔!哥總算看到傳說中的賽姬了,果然美得連美神都嫉妒啊!」見到美人,肉盾又激動了。塞倫淡笑不語地瞥去一眼,算是習慣這傢伙見色抽風的屬性了。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAeO5TmEjHqW
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反倒是小蝠困擾地蹭著小強觸角,說:「我好像有什麼事要告訴主人,又想不太起來。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANA98C8MOeQp4
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「記得跟什麼有關嗎?」塞倫以餘光注意前方概況問道。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAExNcrwCASN
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「小強?」肉盾試著列舉可能主題。1086Please respect copyright.PENANADjUQkh3RSJ
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「欸……好像不是?」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAcsRbPsncGU
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這頭在幫小蝠恢復記憶,另一頭的邱比特,則紅著臉結結巴巴說起肉盾教的告白詞,那內容真是讓塞倫大翻白眼,不過奧普斯的NPC都喜歡肉盾那一套路,他也懶得多費唇舌。果然,賽姬在聽完後,兩頰羞紅地點了頭並倏地站起身上岸,連拿個衣物蔽體都沒有,那速度之快嚇得他們心中一驚,連忙就要閉……等一下,好像有什麼怪怪的?1086Please respect copyright.PENANASvlJv9MCJV
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少年邱比特好歹有超過一百七十公分吧,怎麼賽姬比他高就算了,胸前還……一片平坦?1086Please respect copyright.PENANAOyAW34Nvdp
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「啊!想起來啦!主人,我要告訴你一個大消息!」小蝠這才放馬後砲,「賽姬是男的耶!」1086Please respect copyright.PENANA8CD5AZkBzS
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現場頓時陷入一片驚呆的沈默,唯有賽姬揚起粉紅少女式的甜笑,嗓音柔柔軟軟地說:「我一直在等你找我呢,原來是在努力長大嗎?小傻瓜,你就算長不大,我也沒問題的。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANARWY85pqLbG
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呵呵,當然沒問題啊,賽姬一說完就直接撲倒邱比特,其行動力之果決,可說是攻受分明,美人偽娘攻配健氣正太受什麼的,為了他們的思維不再被扭曲下去,絕對不要跟唬爛說!1086Please respect copyright.PENANAxkE5ozEna6
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見系統還很貼心為親熱畫面打上馬賽克與消音,只有大串粉色愛心飄出來,他們便囧囧有神地退到遠處休息,等人家NPC愛侶辦完事再說。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAggwaSGokMr
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「哈!」靠坐在樹下,肉盾忽然撓著臉笑了起來。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAyBw2IIEPiF
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「怎麼?」塞倫聞聲望去,就見小蝠和小強蹭得歡了,竟一屁股往肉盾的瀏海滑移,將爆炸頭改造成地中海飛機頭,他頓時失笑地將小蝠往後挪位,免得自己被那造型笑死。1086Please respect copyright.PENANABWTUC5RYQ2
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「記得我們第一次碰面是在本稻村門口,那時我就在想,如果上帝願意給我們第二次機會的話,我一定會緊追著小倫不再錯過。」肉盾抬起笑得又傻又燦爛的臉,「結果願望真的實現了,每次想起這件事,我都開心得要死。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAr79wCp50TZ
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塞倫靜默注視了半晌,才移回轉柔的視線,輕笑道:「原來我怪錯對象了,要怪上帝才對。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAG9hSyTPhiZ
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「小倫老婆,不可以亂罵上帝。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAOEU28h3Hph
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「那就罵你。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAHRJQcDyKFV
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「嗚嗚嗚,罵我就罵我,老婆高興就好~」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAx95iBdi7M5
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「三八,不要學人拉尾音。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAv5ra6Xz1Sf
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「好嘛好嘛~」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAutvIDJtndA
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NPC辦事就是快……呃,絕無任何隱射之意,總之系統叮了一聲,表示任務即將完成。於是,兩人走回湖邊,就見一臉嬌羞窩在賽姬懷裡的邱比特,對他們打了個響指,兩對愛神箭便分別落在他們手中,豐盛的經驗值、奧客幣、好感值、情侶等級獎勵也隨之而來。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAQvDUyArj2l
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「金色的箭是讓人喜歡上第一眼見到的對象,銀的則是相反。」邱比特說完,就指著肉盾頭上的小蝠,「把小蝠給我吧,我來幫牠解除愛神箭效力,以後牠就不會纏著你們了。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANARSgUrvryE1
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「嗄?」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAOvNOXJkoed
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兩人頓時一愣,小蝠更是立刻死命抓住小強觸角,拼命哀求:「不可以!我不要離開強強,主人別拆散我們!」1086Please respect copyright.PENANA7UJoiS32i7
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「小蝠,你只是被愛神箭影響而已,我解開後你就會忘了牠的。」邱比特勸道。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAl4jDrAnT33
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「不要不要!哪有這樣的?人家好不容易找到喜歡的對象說!嗚啊——」小蝠說著就噴淚大哭,抱著小強觸角的手更緊了。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAPAck7FJKge
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「小蝠啊,你現在的感覺不是真的。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAFOhH7vrfLb
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「不管啦!嗚嗚嗚……」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAEm69tql2hL
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呃,怎麼有種肥皂劇走向勒?肉盾抓著爆炸頭想了會,聽小蝠哭成這樣也覺不忍,便說:「邱比特小老弟,這樣吧,哥會好好照顧小蝠的,你就別拆散他們了。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANApCYPjDqrwO
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「這個……」邱比特似乎頗困擾地皺起臉,猶豫地看向塞倫,「你也這麼希望嗎?」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAv0BebwQNqu
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「這不是肉盾要求的嗎?怎麼忽然問我?」塞倫不解了。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAQhVPb6VW8e
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「因為你們是有口頭婚約的情侶啊,所以有共同照顧寵物和小孩的責任。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAPeP1jT001t
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「小倫老婆對小蝠可好了!」肉盾立即擔保道。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAe58REc6a1J
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誰說要跟這笨蛋結婚的?塞倫沒好氣地瞪去一眼,再看向不住啜泣的小傢伙,竟見小強觸角彎身輕顫地環著小蝠,好似也在哭求挽留,一時間便了然了。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAbUOOcghRRg
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——即使是虛幻的被愛,也渴求著嗎?1086Please respect copyright.PENANADHcH2qHKyI
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「嗯,留下吧。」他伸出指尖輕觸小強觸角,沒由來地愁悶了。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAXBc89CAiDX
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「唉,愛神箭的效力不是永遠的,希望小蝠以後不會後悔。」邱比特嘆道。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAbdvjfxcnTg
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「為何會後悔?」肉盾豎起小新濃眉,斬釘截鐵地正色說:「不管是出於什麼原因,愛了就愛了,付出的感情絕不會在最初愛的原因不見後就消失的!」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAY6jz1Hkehv
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「……」塞倫愣地望向他,默然無語。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAmG9nt0cWgH
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「叮!」溫和大叔系統音忽然響起,「恭喜玩家肉盾阿弗羅參透奸情奧義終極版,智慧過人,獲得奧普斯所有NPC的好感度+40與月宮NPC好感度+80、稱號《情聖》、經驗值兩萬五,現階段情侶關係等級連升五級……歡迎再接再厲捍衛更多有奸情人喔。」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAKklc7HjBSm
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「天!你說的太對了!」邱比特在震驚過後,感動地握拳熱血道:「虧我還是愛神,居然忘了這個真理,真是太謝謝你提醒我了!好,小蝠以後就跟著你吧!」語畢,又是一連串的獎勵與好感值,小蝠也正式成為肉盾的隨行寵物,與小強觸角間的親密磨蹭更火熱甜蜜了。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAX7wmpdmpBd
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「啊哈,圓滿落幕,皆大……歡吃還是歡喜?記得小貝兒說是……」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAsmaKeEKY1f
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頂著飄出大串粉色愛心的爆炸頭,肉盾歡快地牽著塞倫走出月宮,啦哩啦雜地講了半天,才發現身旁的人異常沈默,不似往常會糾正他的成語,便擔憂地仰頭關問:「小倫怎麼了?哪裡不舒服嗎?」1086Please respect copyright.PENANAF94FvmvD57
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「沒什麼。」塞倫搖頭輕聲道。1086Please respect copyright.PENANA36jy1yX1M7
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僅管如此,那徘徊眉宇間的惆悵、繚繞一身的哀愁,讓肉盾神經再粗也感到不安,但塞倫似不願再談,他也只能焦急地抓頭納悶,難道是他剛說錯什麼話了嗎?1086Please respect copyright.PENANAOKIm3KKqZV
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瞥了眼那暗自煩惱的矮人,塞倫不禁失笑地戳了戳爆炸頭。觸景生情、為何感傷,都是他自己的事,這傻愣子何必自攬責任?1086Please respect copyright.PENANAFF0X6VV0hL
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美人一笑,肉盾就又癡了,啊,小倫老婆還是笑起來最好!1086Please respect copyright.PENANAdWn3PqKaJ2
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就在各懷心思之際,兩人的眼前忽然同時跳出新信通知,還是被打上紅色驚嘆號的系統要件,他們便紛紛滿腹疑惑地打開信箱查看。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAkYDLKP36PP
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肉盾收到的信是來自達布史城城主,也就是最初給他《充滿愛意的咕咕蛋》任務的NPC——『有件事該讓你知道了,最近有空的話,回來一趟吧。』1086Please respect copyright.PENANAhBxLi9HVGG
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塞倫收到兩封信,第一封是來自多蘭娜的精靈長老——『孩子,近來可好?有空回家一趟。』1086Please respect copyright.PENANA9i9cgRptCg
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第二封則出乎他意料了,竟是好陣子沒消息的厄絲拉!1086Please respect copyright.PENANAq0XeqYHrDr
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——『徒兒,事態緊急!快找為師!』1086Please respect copyright.PENANAIGDPOfudUr
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後記:
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這篇少字點,主要為之後埋埋伏筆(艸1086Please respect copyright.PENANAX5jKfImNoM
不管是遊戲主線,還是艾、倫的感情線XDD1086Please respect copyright.PENANAMXJTVUKfkO
所以下一篇會早點更新喔~WWWW1086Please respect copyright.PENANAZb29HVc24s
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【下篇預告】《情話綿綿?》接取新任務,正式的告白,艾倫關係大躍進!字數約四、五千字,估計禮拜天早上發。1086Please respect copyright.PENANAwTearLsoEj
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