熟悉的1A教室內，桌子的佈局和平時有些不一樣，有⼀張由數張學⽣桌組成的⼤桌⼦，幾個⼈正圍著這張⼤桌⼦戰戰兢兢地坐著，眼⾓不時瞄向敞開著的⼤⾨。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqtcETM9PE
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經過的旁人都能嗅到房內那種肅殺的味道。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0SeFAGSjQ
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「⽼實說，我們甚麼都沒有討論過，⼀會兒要怎樣應付『她』？」431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbbaxQKR0j
天才，班會會計一臉嫌棄地說。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHkAH6bz8C
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「事情發⽣得太突然，這次真的要靠⼤家臨場表現了。」班會主席羅晨西緊盯著大門說。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbC2OJK8ak
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班會文書林正君咬著下唇，聲音微微發抖：「臨場表現？你不是在開玩笑吧？」431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gI9kiMP4H
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「噓！」羅晨西聽到門外一絲動靜，連忙示意大家安靜。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa2b4CrbXX
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「噠、噠、噠⋯⋯」在⼤家不再說話後，⾨外的腳步聲越發明顯。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9yuWQO7vM
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聽到這個有點熟悉的腳步聲，眾⼈⾯⾯相覷。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGV96k2c4Q
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「糟了！」羅晨西第一個回過神，意識到大事不妙。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONV7yfBpF3
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他⽴即狂打眼⾊。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsKGCz0W6w
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班會的副主席，Queenie的⼿在桌上掃了⼀圈。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjD40GmJUM
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羅晨西堅定地點頭。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DLKUlG34Y
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Queenie⽐了個「ok」的⼿勢。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9lV9UYxGD
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「他們兩個都在交流甚麼？」另外兩人驚訝地看著這個情景。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKlF69zK9e
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孫老師一踏進教室，滿臉狐疑地掃視大家，用一貫的壓迫聲音問：「你們剛剛在那邊擠眉弄眼什麼？」431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3GZCSSNlF
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「第⼀關⽐想像中的更早來到。」羅晨西不動聲⾊，在腦海中急速搜索着應對之策。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmodwh9tUaN
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要怎樣才能避免激怒孫⽼師？這是⼀個1A班全體同學正在研究的課題。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqe8n11j02i
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當中有⼀位同學的筆記本中，就有記載與此相關的資料。 按照該同學整理的案例分析，以下三種情況激怒孫⽼師的機會可說是相當⾼。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16zVkky41g
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⼀、作出違反杏壇中學校規的⾏為。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKVc5qKBqD
⼆、在她⼼情不好的時候（可能是⽣理期） ，嘗試和她理論。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrknHqv4Nu
三、不慎應對她提出的問題導致她⼼情變差。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4h73XHiERu
（超過⼀半案例的成因出⾃此列，令⼈遺憾的是，我們未能找到有效的預防⽅法。）431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoueZOKDAvd
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順帶一提，開學至今被抓出來罵的同學，比起第一次統計再多出了8人，已經佔到全班的50%。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCyYHYhPJf
——摘錄⾃該筆記本的總結部分431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFLxC2fdGh
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以下的這些，就是1A班⾯對的⽇常。
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「叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——」八點整，鐘聲響起，機神氣喘吁吁地衝進教室。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz8cj01WCD
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「停下來！」孫⽼師的臉上已經⾁眼可⾒地⽣氣。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1M1XhxGUS
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機神被孫⽼師的⼤聲訓斥嚇得站在原地，不知道該如何是好。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UBjuBZ00e
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「出去！」孫老師大喝一聲，接著開始一條條地羅列出罪狀。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ5NprSKSP
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「第⼀，你沒有敲⾨就進來！」431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWD4faSb43S
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「第⼆，你為甚麼會遲到？」431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9vPhhI57J
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「我今天剛好錯過了⼀輛⼩巴。」機神如實報告。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4Id9ryB0G
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「這些不是合理的原因！」孫老師憤怒地大吼著。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC0FDa1ONX
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「不是？是你叫我交代原因的？」機神⼼裡腹誹。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5KWHin2AQ
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他在這⼀天深刻體會到這種被針對的感覺，實在是很不好受。
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「林正君，為甚麼你的中⽂作業會在我的桌上？」孫⽼師把作業遞給林正君，看上去很平靜。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTydZMIlp5
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「啊？我昨天⽣病了，所以今早我把作業順便連同請假條⼀起交到你桌上了。」⼀臉無辜的林正君沒察覺到任何異常。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKizyprujDz
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孫⽼師情緒上的爆發，往往只需要⼀瞬間。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5hBsnLVpN
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「順便？你是在順便個甚麼啦？你真的覺得我是⼀個被你當成順便的⼯具嗎？」孫⽼師就像精神錯亂⼀樣瞬間炸開， 抓住⼀個字眼借題發揮。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY0iMDWYWd
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被氣勢壓過的林正君，由始⾄終沒有為他⾃⼰抗辯，只是在害怕地抖個不停。
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即使發生了這麼多，總會有人學不乖。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphd2RS4L6y
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「有嗎？」⾯對孫⽼師的質疑，天才第⼀個跳出來裝傻。
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羅晨西內心的警鈴大作。
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不要質疑孫⽼師啊！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF65GeyWRp4
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「這就是那個甚麼，最近很流⾏的狼⼈殺！」Queenie眨眼間編了⼀個理由。
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羅晨西馬上冷靜下來。
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太好了，就順著說下去吧。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncDvEwnZXi
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「對，其實有同學建議我們班會在旅⾏⽇舉辦狼⼈殺遊戲，所以我們在進⾏著情景模擬。」羅晨西趁機補充上細節，嘗試展⽰班會並⾮對旅⾏⽇毫無準備的假象。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX56YSmfslb
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「看來⼤家已經有構思過⼀些旅⾏⽇的活動建議。但你們是打算只預備⼀個活動？」孫⽼師的這個問題，令班會的眾⼈再次感受到她不好打發。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEf89LXLV5
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Queenie⽬光別去了⼀旁，天才表⾯上還是笑嘻嘻的，林正君的眼神閃閃縮縮。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Z55KIJjX
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羅晨西看著在恐嚇學生的孫老師。
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呃，不然你還想怎樣？真難搞。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzTzlS2VgQ
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⾒沒有⼈發⾔，孫⽼師⼜留下⼀句：「旅⾏⽇的活動時間可是很⻑的。」431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG4ncOjBiT
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這句話就像⼀道催命符， ⼀下貼在⼤家的⼼上。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhRQG1VTkP
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「再不給⼀些回應的話⋯⋯」遲鈍如林正君都讀懂了孫⽼師的⾔外之意。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8bffwpMb6
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「會計，請你匯報⼀下班會現在有多少錢。」Queenie⼩⼼翼翼地說。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB99jSIXfuo
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「班會的錢現時有三百三⼗塊。」天才乖乖地照做。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QLHdcOGN1
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「沒錯，這就是我們班會辦活動的資⾦。」Queenie硬著頭⽪說著。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4gIRfRXgZ
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羅晨西的腦細胞急速運轉著。
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很好，先拖延時間讓我想想。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhYBBlvTyl
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「活動分為了⼤家⼀起進⾏的活動，還有⼤家分開⾃⼰進⾏的活動。 」她⼜換上了肯定的語氣，提供了⼀個討論的⽅向。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7GMQ0gCx7
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聽到這番話，羅晨西靈光⼀閃。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSY8IfxchF
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「其實我們之前有請教過班上其他人，討論全班在旅遊日要做什麼活動，不過目前還沒統一意見。我想最晚後天應該能給您一個答案。」 要渡過這個難關，無⾮是要讓孫⽼師認為他們已經做⾜了準備功夫。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYAXGMOlx5
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這個答案，相信可以清晰展現出班會有在籌備活動上出過⼒。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWvfey0nMy
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「明⽩了，最晚後天我要有答覆。」似乎被說服的孫⽼師站了起來，起身走向教室大門。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzxMKqz9an
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看到孫⽼師要離開，班會的所有⼈都鬆了⼀⼝氣。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtr7CLAAg0
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站在⾨旁，孫⽼師⼜道： 「對了，聖誕聯歡會的活動也是時候要討論了。」431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMDlRrqTzf
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「好，我們會盡快討論的了。」羅晨西禮貌地回說。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bQ9LuhHcP
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⽼師⼀離開，所有⼈⾺上把剛才會議中抑壓的盡情宣洩出來。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRpvc4g8iF
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「無論如何，我想我們現在最重要還是要想出旅⾏⽇的活動。」等大家都發洩得差不多，羅晨西說出了重點。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOLfBrg3he
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Queenie看着現在的班會，露出欣慰的眼神。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWA7k3uz40
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「後天要給答案的話，現在已經沒時間了。」羅晨西拿出⼿機，在班群打出了向其他⼈求救的信息。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc2mLwHL4S
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這次的會議，只是成功拖延了時間。 決定⽅案需要時間，讓同學同意⽅案同樣需要時間。 這種情況下，可以直接讓所有同學參與討論的班群相信是最優解。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo18JjOAdYV
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「拜託了各位，這次不要再在那邊不認真了。」羅晨西在心裡默念。
