禮堂的⾼台上，左右各擺著⼀張掛上了橫幅的桌⼦。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PhyRMbEOf
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兩張橫幅雖⼤，但上⾯所寫的只有兩個字。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOnreqT3P4
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「天下」和「⽉光」，這就是本年度在杏壇中學裡競選學⽣會的兩個候選內閣。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJthDfjCvjJ
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兩個候選內閣的成員已經坐在台下的⾸兩排位置。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYARznsHJCa
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在所有禮堂的椅⼦上，都有著兩個候選內閣的宣傳單張。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hxA5HQiWV
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「⽂具⼤買賣⼂萬聖節⿁屋⼂班際閃避球⽐賽⋯⋯」沒事可做的封思諭看著宣傳單張上兩個候選內閣承諾會舉辦的活動，開始進⾏⽐對。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkG74xZkYV
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在兩個候選內閣的計劃中，重複出現的活動有⼗⽉份的萬聖節⿁屋、⼗⼆⽉份的聖誕節歌唱⽐賽、⼗⼆⽉份和六⽉份的⽂具⼤買賣，七⽉份的冷知識問答⼤賽。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqqu2LzOcZ
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爭取事項⽅⾯，兩個候選內閣同樣把爭取聯校活動放在第⼀位。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1wt1VEGFf
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「好像有點奇怪。」封思諭再細看，隱約覺得哪兒不對勁。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquDkexcWGK
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「天下這個名字聽上去就覺得尷尬。」Melody小聲嘀咕。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDphOiYMOi
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「有嗎？我覺得很帥啊！」前頭一個男同學聽到她的話後，便立馬不忿地反駁。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKL3Jpfv8P
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「沒有電競⽐賽啊。」李宜光快速地翻閱過宣傳單張後，失望地垂下了肩膀。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHSymoYF7Y
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第二排的陳擇俊還是像迎新日時的那麼好客，聽到學弟有問題就扭頭回道：「以我們杏壇的⾵氣來看，辦電競⽐賽是mission impossible。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAsfSyY6ub
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「原來你在這裡。」林正君呆看著陳擇俊。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡic55ySKcMG
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「喂，不要亂說什麼。」陳擇俊旁邊的成員看上去很緊張。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmhgAi2oLJ
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「我有分⼨。」陳擇俊交待完畢，便友善地接著說：「我們學校是要⾛純樸路線的，電競⽐賽這些類型的活動，恐怕校⽅並不會歸類為純樸的活動，⾃然不能夠舉辦。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcrlq3uGXe
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「想要加⼊學⽣會的話有甚麼要求？」眼⾒陳擇俊已經主動回應問題，羅晨西也不再忌諱雙⽅熟不熟了。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4Ta3pIwPF
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「有甚麼要求？」陳擇俊迎上了羅晨西專心的眼神。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm86x5IQCEH
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⾃⼰都不知道⾃⼰是為何被選中為「⽉光」的⼀員的。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAYtv7xOEY
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兩個多⽉前，他只是⾛在路上，就被相熟的學⻑拉進「⽉光」這個候選內閣。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlGOfkvFWe
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「Well，硬要說的話，我認為是社交能⼒。要有⾜夠的社交能⼒，才會有⼈注意到你。」陳擇俊急中⽣智，編出⼀個有⼀定道理的答案。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98rSnaunPE
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「這就是所謂的『海外存知己，天涯若比鄰』。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdw6uX1XMp
「我完全聽不懂這和現在的情況有甚麼關係。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IYhMm9yPc
「那是你能力問題了。」天才和機神在鬥嘴。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9hUIrbT5Z
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「應該是『海内』才對⋯⋯他就只會亂引用一堆名句。」羅晨西在心中吐嘈。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50ROJaTbnv
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沒多久，雙方候選內閣被主持人叫上台。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHMlaV8AF3
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「現在播放⼀號閣 『天下』的宣傳⽚段。」話音一落，場內多餘的燈光刷地全滅，只剩台上聚光燈獨亮。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkiY5Rvhzz
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中⼀級的區域隱約傳來細碎的議論聲，在這個環境下顯得格外引⼈注⽬。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJCQeZLOdg
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萬眾矚⽬的投形布幕上開始顯⽰影像。 在台上的候選內閣成員正對著台下的觀眾，無法看到對⼿宣傳⽚段的內容，只能根據⾳源和台下學⽣的反應來判斷形勢。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTaZub8r5c
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陳擇俊已經參加過兩次的學⽣會週年⼤會，他⾃然清楚候選內閣的宣傳⽚段⼤約會出現甚麼。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSqPjxsAQU
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所謂的宣傳影⽚，無⾮就是候選內閣的成員介紹他們的活動以及政綱，加上⼀些爛梗，務求博君⼀笑，以吸引選票。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPCXxtVrVu
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理所當然地，「天下」的宣傳⽚也是跟從這個格式。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPwgbDkGRY
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「這⼀年的學⽣會選舉著實缺些⽕藥味。」看到「天下」那邊的Harry在跟⾃⼰招⼿，陳擇俊選擇裝作沒看到。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdqlhHeiLC
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在上年度的學⽣會週年⼤會前後，IG上的htss_secret 中都必定會出現⼀堆和學⽣會選舉有關的攻擊性帖⽂。 htss_secret 取⾃杏壇中學的英⽂名字的⾸字⺟：hang taan secondary school ，是⼀個讓廣⼤杏壇學⽣匿名投稿的平台。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6XBVh8cNA
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在這個匿名平台出現後，杏壇中學內的⼤⼩事情的傳播速度以幾何級數竄升，很容易左右同學的看法，因此對學⽣會選舉有著⾮常⼤的影響。 令⼈遺憾的是，到了今年的學⽣會選舉，htss_secret 已經不復存在。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1oMTKaJ5f
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在這個匿名平台中，學⽣可以暢所欲⾔，當然不會害怕被學校秋後算賬，但這對於管理htss_secret 這個帳號的管理員來說就不⼀樣了。 看著htss_secret中，學⽣對於校⽅的不滿被公諸於眾，認為會影響到⾃⾝校譽的校⽅早已將htss_secret視為眼中釘。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspWPhoc2vL
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有⼀天，管理htss_secret 的管理員猝不及防地被校⻑密室詔⾒。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQhEaMpPkl
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沒有⼈知道管理員⾝份的⾵聲是從哪裡⾛漏的，⼤家唯一知道的是htss_secret由那⼀天開始就消失了。
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「如果htss_secret還在，現在的學生會選舉⋯⋯」在「天下」介紹他們的時間，陳擇俊不時想著htss_secret。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7ws792Tj5
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沒多久，來到了「⽉光 」的時間，他們的宣傳影⽚隨即開始播放。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0645cZYE8I
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最先響起的是⾙多芬的《⽉光奏鳴曲》。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRig2CpYqY
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畫面裡，一個十字架模樣的紙殼歪在角落，上面貼著張A4紙，歪歪扭扭寫著「月光大劍」。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXOpfqvayn
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「⽉光」的主席⾛近，張⼤了嘴說道：「這把劍⋯⋯莫⾮就是傳說中的⽉光⼤劍？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPj16jcx7z
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有爛梗。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9bEthpdHA
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字幕：⼗⽉ 萬聖節⿁屋429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdQECuLVOe
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「我的教會獵⼈⋯⋯是否都成為充滿榮耀的堅強戰⼠了？」⼀把故作低沉的聲⾳在關燈的教室內響起。 為了盡⼒營造恐怖的氣氛，「⽉光」的技術⽀援部特意把畫⾯調暗了。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89NwbpbN15
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「哇⿁屋有⿁啊！」兩個「⽉光」的副主席盡⼒地尖叫着。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QM5radje8
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「⽉光」的主席拿著剛才的爛紙⽪，作勢劈開房⾨，劈出⼀個廉價的爆炸特效。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1mcTeZIaT
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「我要代表⽉光懲罰你！」爆炸特效過後，⽉光主席把門拉開，把紙⽪指向前方。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczNCFtEsPX
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在出現這些反智劇情時，台下明顯傳來⼀⼤浪哄笑聲。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWucMrQz8IN
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有活動介紹。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdjqbwTTFA
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字幕：爭取事項 成本價賣⽔429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpjWRK1Ay9
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「⽉光」的主席看到⽤A4紙寫成的價格表後，裝作憤怒地⼤喊：「⼀瓶⽔要⼆⼗塊？你當這裡是迪迪尼？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQaOzqdRrU
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「我只是個NPC，你跟我說這些也沒有⽤。」「⽉光」的會計無奈地說著。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZly1xyJ3O
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「⽉光」的主席突然⾯對鏡頭說：「我們 『⽉光』承諾為⼤家爭取成本價賣⽔！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE90rUsjDG
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有政綱宣傳。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVz350Qfy3
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鏡頭⼀轉。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9Qh9cR5AP
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「這就是我們宣傳⽚的構思？」「⽉光 」的主席坐得筆直，正在閱讀宣傳影⽚的劇本，說話的語氣令⼈猜不透他現時的想法。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4Xh37YNgZ
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「是啊，你不覺得最後打破第四⾯牆的設定很有新意嗎？」「⽉光」的宣傳拿著一份電玩遊戲「血源詛咒」的宣傳海報說著。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CILXLr2nV
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「豈有此理！血源詛咒根本過氣遊戲來的，那有中學生會看得懂！」看到主席突然拍案⽽起搶奪劇本，兩個早有準備，站在⾝旁的成員拉住了主席。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFWnfxerAP
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「不要啊主席，我們已經沒有任何預算拿去買A4紙寫新劇本了。」會計也在⼀旁發話。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvoq9avPXX
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「既然如此⋯⋯那只好這樣做了。」主席說出這句話後，⼀段緊張的⾳樂跟著響起，隨後畫⾯逐漸變暗， 畫⾯突然變成操場。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQYg9CUz29
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在宣傳影⽚的最後，「⽉光」的⼗五位成員⿑聲喊出：「我們是⼆號閣『⽉光』，請⼤家投我們⼀票！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTadhK2LK9
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「台下的反應感覺和往年⼀樣，我還以為今年我們的影⽚會不合⼤眾⼝味。」 陳擇俊只是「⽉光」內部⼀個普通的常務委員，對宣傳影⽚的劇本沒有任何有⼒的發⾔權。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg59DecquLY
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瞥見後台現任學生會主席越走越近，陳擇俊心知質詢環節要開場了。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAiyCXftg6
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如果說宣傳影⽚是候選內閣的基礎分，那接下來的質詢環節就是加減分的地⽅。 如果候選內閣在質詢環節拿出荒謬的答案，候選內閣的形象將會跌⾄⾕底。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcE8iejHgQ
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「接下來是質詢環節。」 整場選舉的成敗，可能就在此⼀舉。
