熟悉的1A教室內,桌子的佈局和平時有些不一樣,有⼀張由數張學⽣桌組成的⼤桌⼦,幾個⼈正圍著這張⼤桌⼦戰戰兢兢地坐著,眼⾓不時瞄向敞開著的⼤⾨。391Please respect copyright.PENANACQPIlB7oU1
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經過的旁人都能嗅到房內那種肅殺的味道。391Please respect copyright.PENANAx7iLE9iV9U
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「⽼實說,我們甚麼都沒有討論過,⼀會兒要怎樣應付『她』?」391Please respect copyright.PENANA2XuY5WVaJc
天才,班會會計一臉嫌棄地說。391Please respect copyright.PENANAPWQToYLcIC
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「事情發⽣得太突然,這次真的要靠⼤家臨場表現了。」班會主席羅晨西緊盯著大門說。391Please respect copyright.PENANAnhjtGuj9mW
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班會文書林正君咬著下唇,聲音微微發抖:「臨場表現?你不是在開玩笑吧?」391Please respect copyright.PENANAhyeQ35OhyY
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「噓!」羅晨西聽到門外一絲動靜,連忙示意大家安靜。391Please respect copyright.PENANAStYJDcNmVA
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「噠、噠、噠⋯⋯」在⼤家不再說話後,⾨外的腳步聲越發明顯。391Please respect copyright.PENANAjl5AwI7EJJ
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聽到這個有點熟悉的腳步聲,眾⼈⾯⾯相覷。391Please respect copyright.PENANACAJZSvWRgp
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「糟了!」羅晨西第一個回過神,意識到大事不妙。391Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1xh0cyoLL
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他⽴即狂打眼⾊。391Please respect copyright.PENANAlFaUb5acUa
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班會的副主席,Queenie的⼿在桌上掃了⼀圈。391Please respect copyright.PENANAfkujZpAuVP
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羅晨西堅定地點頭。391Please respect copyright.PENANAlScGRoi6Dx
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Queenie⽐了個「ok」的⼿勢。391Please respect copyright.PENANAd2djXVb8Tz
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「他們兩個都在交流甚麼?」另外兩人驚訝地看著這個情景。391Please respect copyright.PENANA7qJAElW4l6
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孫老師一踏進教室,滿臉狐疑地掃視大家,用一貫的壓迫聲音問:「你們剛剛在那邊擠眉弄眼什麼?」391Please respect copyright.PENANA2rZmPYvBhQ
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「第⼀關⽐想像中的更早來到。」羅晨西不動聲⾊,在腦海中急速搜索着應對之策。391Please respect copyright.PENANAu2r22DL5Mj
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要怎樣才能避免激怒孫⽼師?這是⼀個1A班全體同學正在研究的課題。391Please respect copyright.PENANAEdAV25hPgu
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當中有⼀位同學的筆記本中,就有記載與此相關的資料。 按照該同學整理的案例分析,以下三種情況激怒孫⽼師的機會可說是相當⾼。391Please respect copyright.PENANAMvfoTLxMOJ
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⼀、作出違反杏壇中學校規的⾏為。391Please respect copyright.PENANACCLAOB9Y6Q
⼆、在她⼼情不好的時候(可能是⽣理期) ,嘗試和她理論。391Please respect copyright.PENANAsSoi3So1gW
三、不慎應對她提出的問題導致她⼼情變差。391Please respect copyright.PENANAAqOR0ccjwR
(超過⼀半案例的成因出⾃此列,令⼈遺憾的是,我們未能找到有效的預防⽅法。)391Please respect copyright.PENANAEJFrUGxwu2
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順帶一提,開學至今被抓出來罵的同學,比起第一次統計再多出了8人,已經佔到全班的50%。391Please respect copyright.PENANA4m8SxeE5Zr
——摘錄⾃該筆記本的總結部分391Please respect copyright.PENANAgFwxyVFZWb
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以下的這些,就是1A班⾯對的⽇常。
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「叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——」八點整,鐘聲響起,李宜光氣喘吁吁地衝進教室。391Please respect copyright.PENANAlKEFYiuE02
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「停下來!」孫⽼師的臉上已經⾁眼可⾒地⽣氣。391Please respect copyright.PENANAtfHCgws6kn
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李宜光被孫⽼師的⼤聲訓斥嚇得站在原地,不知道該如何是好。391Please respect copyright.PENANAIK1BcoxcOG
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「出去!」孫老師大喝一聲,接著開始一條條地羅列出罪狀。391Please respect copyright.PENANAnHWfqvZFX7
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「第⼀,你沒有敲⾨就進來!」391Please respect copyright.PENANAOPYmMdIlyn
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「第⼆,你為甚麼會遲到?」391Please respect copyright.PENANAs0gWDZTvku
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「我今天剛好錯過了⼀輛⼩巴。」李宜光如實報告。391Please respect copyright.PENANAIr6NEcbVIK
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「這些不是合理的原因!」孫老師憤怒地大吼著。391Please respect copyright.PENANAEy6khph9Ar
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「不是?是你叫我交代原因的?」李宜光⼼裡腹誹。391Please respect copyright.PENANAZqKGhqzDFu
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李宜光在這⼀天深刻體會到這種被針對的感覺,實在是很不好受。
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「林正君,為甚麼你的中⽂作業會在我的桌上?」孫⽼師把作業遞給林正君,看上去很平靜。391Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZH8e4FfpE
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「啊?我昨天⽣病了,所以今早我把作業順便連同請假條⼀起交到你桌上了。」⼀臉無辜的林正君沒察覺到任何異常。391Please respect copyright.PENANAWeJQcKwAsd
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孫⽼師情緒上的爆發,往往只需要⼀瞬間。391Please respect copyright.PENANAdATk8LpmKS
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「順便?你是在順便個甚麼啦?你真的覺得我是⼀個被你當成順便的⼯具嗎?」孫⽼師就像精神錯亂⼀樣瞬間炸開, 抓住⼀個字眼借題發揮。391Please respect copyright.PENANAGhjK815iK4
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被氣勢壓過的林正君,由始⾄終沒有為他⾃⼰抗辯,只是在害怕地抖個不停。
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即使發生了這麼多,總會有人學不乖。391Please respect copyright.PENANAcjW0REFisg
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「有嗎?」⾯對孫⽼師的質疑,天才第⼀個跳出來裝傻。
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羅晨西內心的警鈴大作。
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不要質疑孫⽼師啊!391Please respect copyright.PENANAMd7pAW1tCu
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「這就是那個甚麼,最近很流⾏的狼⼈殺!」Queenie眨眼間編了⼀個理由。
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羅晨西馬上冷靜下來。
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太好了,就順著說下去吧。391Please respect copyright.PENANANbxYZuRmjp
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「對,其實有同學建議我們班會在旅⾏⽇舉辦狼⼈殺遊戲,所以我們在進⾏著情景模擬。」羅晨西趁機補充上細節,嘗試展⽰班會並⾮對旅⾏⽇毫無準備的假象。391Please respect copyright.PENANA0mNGxA7wZP
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「看來⼤家已經有構思過⼀些旅⾏⽇的活動建議。但你們是打算只預備⼀個活動?」孫⽼師的這個問題,令班會的眾⼈再次感受到她不好打發。391Please respect copyright.PENANAUkxOMUKuFh
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Queenie⽬光別去了⼀旁,天才表⾯上還是笑嘻嘻的,林正君的眼神閃閃縮縮。391Please respect copyright.PENANALyZSlPjA73
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羅晨西看著在恐嚇學生的孫老師。
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呃,不然你還想怎樣?真難搞。391Please respect copyright.PENANApUPV17JoBS
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⾒沒有⼈發⾔,孫⽼師⼜留下⼀句:「旅⾏⽇的活動時間可是很⻑的。」391Please respect copyright.PENANATJjCIz8dXn
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這句話就像⼀道催命符, ⼀下貼在⼤家的⼼上。391Please respect copyright.PENANA4fkPvv6f2g
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「再不給⼀些回應的話⋯⋯」遲鈍如林正君都讀懂了孫⽼師的⾔外之意。391Please respect copyright.PENANAqkXA3RlSPe
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「會計,請你匯報⼀下班會現在有多少錢。」Queenie⼩⼼翼翼地說。391Please respect copyright.PENANAhGexweUb1m
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「班會的錢現時有三百三⼗塊。」天才乖乖地照做。391Please respect copyright.PENANASKUJjhJwzF
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「沒錯,這就是我們班會辦活動的資⾦。」Queenie硬著頭⽪說著。391Please respect copyright.PENANAivvdOr9EyI
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羅晨西的腦細胞急速運轉著。
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很好,先拖延時間讓我想想。391Please respect copyright.PENANANzqfzkTkKl
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「活動分為了⼤家⼀起進⾏的活動,還有⼤家分開⾃⼰進⾏的活動。 」她⼜換上了肯定的語氣,提供了⼀個討論的⽅向。391Please respect copyright.PENANAaoSP94EBvo
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聽到這番話,羅晨西靈光⼀閃。391Please respect copyright.PENANApI4o63W6Uj
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「其實我們之前有請教過班上其他人,討論全班在旅遊日要做什麼活動,不過目前還沒統一意見。我想最晚後天應該能給您一個答案。」 要渡過這個難關,無⾮是要讓孫⽼師認為他們已經做⾜了準備功夫。391Please respect copyright.PENANAQRp8SReIP4
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這個答案,相信可以清晰展現出班會有在籌備活動上出過⼒。391Please respect copyright.PENANA2F0Xi1hvwn
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「明⽩了,最晚後天我要有答覆。」似乎被說服的孫⽼師站了起來,起身走向教室大門。391Please respect copyright.PENANAmGyjsoWfpw
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看到孫⽼師要離開,班會的所有⼈都鬆了⼀⼝氣。391Please respect copyright.PENANALGK9U5MT3w
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站在⾨旁,孫⽼師⼜道: 「對了,聖誕聯歡會的活動也是時候要討論了。」391Please respect copyright.PENANAXZYDqdSfi3
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「好,我們會盡快討論的了。」羅晨西禮貌地回說。391Please respect copyright.PENANA0A7g5uoDCM
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⽼師⼀離開,所有⼈⾺上把剛才會議中抑壓的盡情宣洩出來。391Please respect copyright.PENANAM1eZQD3e6P
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「無論如何,我想我們現在最重要還是要想出旅⾏⽇的活動。」等大家都發洩得差不多,羅晨西說出了重點。391Please respect copyright.PENANACCpKtXy7aV
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Queenie看着現在的班會,露出欣慰的眼神。391Please respect copyright.PENANARDrDuvEPfM
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「後天要給答案的話,現在已經沒時間了。」羅晨西拿出⼿機,在班群打出了向其他⼈求救的信息。391Please respect copyright.PENANAgokTQrBusE
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這次的會議,只是成功拖延了時間。 決定⽅案需要時間,讓同學同意⽅案同樣需要時間。 這種情況下,可以直接讓所有同學參與討論的班群相信是最優解。391Please respect copyright.PENANAciRkTfsW8K
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「拜託了各位,這次不要再在那邊不認真了。」羅晨西在心裡默念。