熟悉的1A教室內，桌子的佈局和平時有些不一樣，有⼀張由數張學⽣桌組成的⼤桌⼦，幾個⼈正圍著這張⼤桌⼦戰戰兢兢地坐著，眼⾓不時瞄向敞開著的⼤⾨。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKLr1wdF9J
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經過的旁人都能嗅到房內那種肅殺的味道。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuY2AYdsC16
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「⽼實說，我們甚麼都沒有討論過，⼀會兒要怎樣應付『她』？」427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2V2XWnjAWK
天才，班會會計一臉嫌棄地說。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK12mZDj3I
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「事情發⽣得太突然，這次真的要靠⼤家臨場表現了。」班會主席羅晨西緊盯著大門說。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0cBDREul4
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班會文書林正君咬著下唇，聲音微微發抖：「臨場表現？你不是在開玩笑吧？」427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHDkJAoEfO
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「噓！」羅晨西聽到門外一絲動靜，連忙示意大家安靜。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A0o5IVGfb
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「噠、噠、噠⋯⋯」在⼤家不再說話後，⾨外的腳步聲越發明顯。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI71GN0qHWm
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聽到這個有點熟悉的腳步聲，眾⼈⾯⾯相覷。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0c613RXGS
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「糟了！」羅晨西第一個回過神，意識到大事不妙。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQirmHKBQD
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他⽴即狂打眼⾊。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtKOLFXM89
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班會的副主席，Queenie的⼿在桌上掃了⼀圈。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iolYty16r
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羅晨西堅定地點頭。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFjMP6Ut6Y
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Queenie⽐了個「ok」的⼿勢。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv0k37EYbD
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「他們兩個都在交流甚麼？」另外兩人驚訝地看著這個情景。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4DGHzoqXy
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孫老師一踏進教室，滿臉狐疑地掃視大家，用一貫的壓迫聲音問：「你們剛剛在那邊擠眉弄眼什麼？」427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtorZNvpiO2
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「第⼀關⽐想像中的更早來到。」羅晨西不動聲⾊，在腦海中急速搜索着應對之策。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbazaVi5RU
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要怎樣才能避免激怒孫⽼師？這是⼀個1A班全體同學正在研究的課題。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5THzA3x8cc
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當中有⼀位同學的筆記本中，就有記載與此相關的資料。 按照該同學整理的案例分析，以下三種情況激怒孫⽼師的機會可說是相當⾼。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavfUFnqyc2
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⼀、作出違反杏壇中學校規的⾏為。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMJvg7oE2Z
⼆、在她⼼情不好的時候（可能是⽣理期） ，嘗試和她理論。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKEO0orFJT
三、不慎應對她提出的問題導致她⼼情變差。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCNofysgGk
（超過⼀半案例的成因出⾃此列，令⼈遺憾的是，我們未能找到有效的預防⽅法。）427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg15t5Mj2Q1
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順帶一提，開學至今被抓出來罵的同學，比起第一次統計再多出了8人，已經佔到全班的50%。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolema89Pwv
——摘錄⾃該筆記本的總結部分427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFafYGjY8e
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以下的這些，就是1A班⾯對的⽇常。
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「叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——」八點整，鐘聲響起，機神氣喘吁吁地衝進教室。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN6HYmSBjK
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「停下來！」孫⽼師的臉上已經⾁眼可⾒地⽣氣。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPGIRqJmCm
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機神被孫⽼師的⼤聲訓斥嚇得站在原地，不知道該如何是好。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDgYo7Kmb8
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「出去！」孫老師大喝一聲，接著開始一條條地羅列出罪狀。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYPejGUjlv
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「第⼀，你沒有敲⾨就進來！」427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpaMBsdZIT
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「第⼆，你為甚麼會遲到？」427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWxB2vTqhL
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「我今天剛好錯過了⼀輛⼩巴。」機神如實報告。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzQYgAVbw1
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「這些不是合理的原因！」孫老師憤怒地大吼著。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhuzRldFsU
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「不是？是你叫我交代原因的？」機神⼼裡腹誹。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCOGirhtgP
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他在這⼀天深刻體會到這種被針對的感覺，實在是很不好受。
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「林正君，為甚麼你的中⽂作業會在我的桌上？」孫⽼師把作業遞給林正君，看上去很平靜。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG0vNtur6N
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「啊？我昨天⽣病了，所以今早我把作業順便連同請假條⼀起交到你桌上了。」⼀臉無辜的林正君沒察覺到任何異常。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0x1aG0tEFL
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孫⽼師情緒上的爆發，往往只需要⼀瞬間。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tyThceR6U
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「順便？你是在順便個甚麼啦？你真的覺得我是⼀個被你當成順便的⼯具嗎？」孫⽼師就像精神錯亂⼀樣瞬間炸開， 抓住⼀個字眼借題發揮。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFET5ZdKGCx
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被氣勢壓過的林正君，由始⾄終沒有為他⾃⼰抗辯，只是在害怕地抖個不停。
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即使發生了這麼多，總會有人學不乖。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW68VDx675B
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「有嗎？」⾯對孫⽼師的質疑，天才第⼀個跳出來裝傻。
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羅晨西內心的警鈴大作。
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不要質疑孫⽼師啊！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFe3PlqrnN
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「這就是那個甚麼，最近很流⾏的狼⼈殺！」Queenie眨眼間編了⼀個理由。
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羅晨西馬上冷靜下來。
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太好了，就順著說下去吧。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPan9hsPWef
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「對，其實有同學建議我們班會在旅⾏⽇舉辦狼⼈殺遊戲，所以我們在進⾏著情景模擬。」羅晨西趁機補充上細節，嘗試展⽰班會並⾮對旅⾏⽇毫無準備的假象。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3bSY7yutT
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「看來⼤家已經有構思過⼀些旅⾏⽇的活動建議。但你們是打算只預備⼀個活動？」孫⽼師的這個問題，令班會的眾⼈再次感受到她不好打發。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAweW5tmSg
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Queenie⽬光別去了⼀旁，天才表⾯上還是笑嘻嘻的，林正君的眼神閃閃縮縮。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEmX3v0MSe
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羅晨西看著在恐嚇學生的孫老師。
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呃，不然你還想怎樣？真難搞。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bQEYXpgCN
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⾒沒有⼈發⾔，孫⽼師⼜留下⼀句：「旅⾏⽇的活動時間可是很⻑的。」427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LBjy0VgPd
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這句話就像⼀道催命符， ⼀下貼在⼤家的⼼上。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPehvS9ByCU
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「再不給⼀些回應的話⋯⋯」遲鈍如林正君都讀懂了孫⽼師的⾔外之意。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHERQlqU7N6
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「會計，請你匯報⼀下班會現在有多少錢。」Queenie⼩⼼翼翼地說。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRpH3EPc97
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「班會的錢現時有三百三⼗塊。」天才乖乖地照做。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNbYW9gmoS
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「沒錯，這就是我們班會辦活動的資⾦。」Queenie硬著頭⽪說著。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdes6X5CWv
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羅晨西的腦細胞急速運轉著。
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很好，先拖延時間讓我想想。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWI7PL874b
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「活動分為了⼤家⼀起進⾏的活動，還有⼤家分開⾃⼰進⾏的活動。 」她⼜換上了肯定的語氣，提供了⼀個討論的⽅向。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIKwN9e8QE
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聽到這番話，羅晨西靈光⼀閃。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOqycxNinZ
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「其實我們之前有請教過班上其他人，討論全班在旅遊日要做什麼活動，不過目前還沒統一意見。我想最晚後天應該能給您一個答案。」 要渡過這個難關，無⾮是要讓孫⽼師認為他們已經做⾜了準備功夫。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbipyHEjjb
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這個答案，相信可以清晰展現出班會有在籌備活動上出過⼒。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjKjtPUlkF
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「明⽩了，最晚後天我要有答覆。」似乎被說服的孫⽼師站了起來，起身走向教室大門。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oyt42gl0T
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看到孫⽼師要離開，班會的所有⼈都鬆了⼀⼝氣。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIsAEhRQ5z
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站在⾨旁，孫⽼師⼜道： 「對了，聖誕聯歡會的活動也是時候要討論了。」427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY06ofjvmWP
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「好，我們會盡快討論的了。」羅晨西禮貌地回說。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXMazRwJfK
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⽼師⼀離開，所有⼈⾺上把剛才會議中抑壓的盡情宣洩出來。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnorzim624
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「無論如何，我想我們現在最重要還是要想出旅⾏⽇的活動。」等大家都發洩得差不多，羅晨西說出了重點。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPIU6986jr
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Queenie看着現在的班會，露出欣慰的眼神。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtp4cYVlxz
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「後天要給答案的話，現在已經沒時間了。」羅晨西拿出⼿機，在班群打出了向其他⼈求救的信息。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UsrBmHGRU
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這次的會議，只是成功拖延了時間。 決定⽅案需要時間，讓同學同意⽅案同樣需要時間。 這種情況下，可以直接讓所有同學參與討論的班群相信是最優解。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQC1ldDzM0
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「拜託了各位，這次不要再在那邊不認真了。」羅晨西在心裡默念。
