班群中每天會出現過千條的信息。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa0RMpeyyT
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⾃開學以來已經過了⼀個星期，班群中討論各種事情的活躍程度絲毫不減。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rGlZKO9y1
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＋5578 XXXX：數學功課做到哪335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPghAzUSso
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＋5937 XXXX：【讓眾⽣下跪的王者魅⼒！「路西法」7⽉1⽇獸神化解禁】 335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4UcCWiu5S
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＋6881 XXXX 已將群組名稱從 「1A班怪勿彈珠同好會」改成「1A（禁⽌洗版）」＋6323 XXXX：其實我開始覺得應該要開discard group335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUH5zfrV1L
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在這段時間內，班級內漸漸出現了幾個團體。 最主要有以羅晨西為⾸的男⼦組，以及以Queenie為⾸的⼥⼦組，兩個⼩組間相處融洽，總體來說班內氣氛和諧。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4BNkEpU9U
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因為班內氣氛和諧，同學們在⼤部分的課堂上都會製造出⼤量譟⾳，唯獨上孫⽼師的課堂時才會⽐較安靜，畢竟孫⽼師的罵⼈次數之多甚至引來了同學對所有被罵的情況進⾏案例分析，嘗試找出關連。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43bJAbFvYF
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「根據統計，⾄今為⽌班內有8⼈（佔全班同學的25%）被孫⽼師進⾏過思想教導，當中7⼈（佔整體87.5%）是因爲沒帶上課⽤品或是通告，剩下的那1個⼈則是開學第⼀天就遲到。現時因罵⼈⽽損失的教學時間⼤約為33分鐘，佔總上課時間的13.4%，我希望這個數字未來可以呈下降趨勢。」——摘錄⾃該報告
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「這裹⼤家有沒有發現？2加3是5，3加上5是8，接下來⋯⋯」任教數學的陳⽼師，也就是「陳伯」的⼿上拿著紅⾊圓珠筆，在筆記本上留下⼀個⼜⼀個的箭頭。
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這一切都透過投影屏幕顯⽰給學⽣。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaDtggFLV1
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「叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——」下課鈴再⼀次地響起。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR23wuzkgC
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「我不浪費⼤家⼩息時間了，起⽴，各位同學再⾒。」陳⽼師雖然因外貌⽼成被學⽣稱為陳伯，但是平常對學⽣挺好的。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkOQahfa00
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「陳⽼師再⾒！」 知道可以準時⼩息，1A的學⽣的敬禮也有⼒了幾分。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uQyXDdNcR
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小息時間開始，班房內馬上亂作一團。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7r1KVPMRTg
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⼀個看起來⼀臉傻相的男學⽣正在打開不同的儲物櫃，⼝中唸唸有詞：「怎麼沒有新的零⾷⋯⋯」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulqEfey3Fy
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有兩個⼈直接用筆袋在教室內玩起傳接球來，正好把封思諭⼿上的歷史課本被⾶來的筆袋打歪了。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9rN7CFW1K
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「ADHD出門左轉社工室。」封思諭看似平靜地留下這句話，黑著臉地離開教室，不知道到哪裡去了。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIFvrkjTRk
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「主席，你還未加我好友。」⼀位男同學直接取出⼿機打開好友列表，向羅晨西展⽰。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NU71cT63o
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說起來這家伙當初還說自己是天才兒童，天才在哪？335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9MvOCc66b
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開學的第一天，羅晨西就得知了這位天才兒童的名字叫余創常。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmSxVmlUAZ
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⾃開學以來，這位天才兒童常常運⽤他的創意幫不同的同學和⽼師取了花名。其中包括但不限於羅晨西被叫成「主席」和林正君被叫成 「君⼦」。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fshyzuzCS
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余創常的膚色是健康的麥色，說話的時候不時環視著圍著他的同學，唇角總是帶著明顯的笑意，彷彿想引導其他人被自己的發言逗笑。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazXLH9EP5d
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天才兒童？我看是專業小丑。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgAAO1vGfj
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「現在不是討論這個問題的時候了，再不去叫外賣就完了。」羅晨西把話題轉走。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79FjyfktXG
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任教1A班歷史科的史sir，昨天硬是延遲了⼗五分鐘才肯下課後，被余創常叫作了『遲放之⿁』。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7EtCPiFG0
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⼗五分鐘，可以⾜夠⼀個⼈在沒有跳過⽚頭曲的狀態下看完半集動漫；可以⾜夠完成五次杏壇中學的校園遊蹤；可以⾜夠杏壇中學附近所有餐廳由冷清變成爆滿狀態。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKvMS6iXL1
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最後，當錯失⿈⾦⼗五分鐘的羅晨西等⼈看⾒即使是連⿆O勞中，外帶⾷物的隊伍⼈⿓也排出店外時，他們就只能到⼩賣部買炒麵充飢。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHLDWxzH13
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所以現在，幾個人正鬼祟地摸進⼀樓男廁。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TcnCHfUl1
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「喂，這是杏壇中學，要四個和風牛肉飯，兩個豚骨拉麵，兩杯凍檸水，四杯凍奶茶。能麻煩十二點四十分送來嗎？」羅晨西開著免提，手機瞟著群組，利落點單。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufdnqyj0j9
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「是，就是這麼多沒有錯。另外我想問⼀下你們是會送過來學校正⾨是吧？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLWRR5qY3e
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「好的，沒有問題，再⾒。」他掛斷了電話，⻑舒了⼀⼝氣。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNEDsEaCjM
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羅晨西回頭看著眾⼈，⽰意問題已經解決。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavppK8VVJ8
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「班會主席英明！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukm2tG4jxv
「我們以後就不⽤擔⼼吃不到午餐了！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr91y19SakW
「如今的我們，即使是⾯對『遲放之⿁』也絲毫不懼！」
眾人笑鬧著附和。
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余創常突然拋出⼀個問題：「等等，我們不⽤幫Queenie她們叫外送嗎？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpafzAhea0G
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「其實Discard 的⽤途是⽤來溝通的，不是⽤來刷bot 經驗的。你沒看到Queenie她們已經有在Discard說她們已經另有打算了嗎？」有同學在⽴刻回應余創常的同時，還不忘偷損⼀下余創常在群組的屁孩舉動。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBhlXeekXm
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「錯了，我也是被迫的！你們沒有聽過⼀句話叫『如果故事中出現了⼀把槍，那麼它就應該被發射』嗎？」為了合理化⾃⼰的⾏為，余創常開始解釋。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIC2MvccCe
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「那個bot既然有等級功能，那我們就要活⽤它。只有在群組發送信息，我們才能升級，想要快速升級，就唯有瘋狂發送信息。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKPpjZbocw
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「如果不是我另外開了⼀個頻道給你刷經驗，我懷疑現在我們的discard 群組已經變成第⼆個班群了。」想到之前班群的亂象，羅晨西也⼀陣後怕。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VKbStnuDl
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「總⽽⾔之，我的洗版是有⽬的性的洗版，和班群中那些沒有意義，為洗版⽽洗版的⾏為完全不同。」余創常作出最後的總結。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLUMrjY9Tb
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「你說是就是吧。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6C1AoPIR1
「你不是以為你說得很有說服⼒吧？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhgDi1KtNg
「你去加⼊杏壇辯論隊吧，它們需要你這樣的『⼈才』。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoywC7ZplnM
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理所當然的，余創常即興創作出來的說法沒有得到⼤家的認可。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0dNqJjnld
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「正所謂『天才總是被誤解的』。強如梵高也是在死後才成名⋯⋯」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI5GuB5Mqi
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余創常似乎還想說些甚麼，但眾人早已離開。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcCZHsGwJX
