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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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17-2. 老婆快出來看奸情
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穿過幾條街巷,再爬過一段馬卡龍梯道,兩人來到一家以印度抓餅搭成棚子的小店。老闆娘NPC是個穿圍裙的棕熊大媽,店內一角的碳爐正烤著幾條小魚,陣陣飄香讓已看了一路美食街景的人又飢腸轆轆了起來。988Please respect copyright.PENANAyRXc6jzTPC
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「是你啊,精靈孩子。」熊大媽放下菜刀在圍裙上擦了擦手,小小的眼珠子往肉盾看了眼,便對塞倫咧嘴笑道:「這次帶了新朋友,是戀人啊?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAZmBkEcjt5b
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「被系統坑的。」都忘了這個NPC大媽也是八卦份子,塞倫無奈嘀咕地將水桶交過去,同時小力踢了下肉盾讓他照辦,「老樣子,麻煩你了。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAwA2YHo7vcj
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「唉呀,又釣這麼多條,真是太好了,孩子們的晚餐有著落了。」熊大媽接過水桶後,分別給他們一個熱情擁抱,胖嘟嘟的熊身抱人特別有力,「坐一會啊,大娘我馬上就幫你們燒魚。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAPvvoOtyore
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「叮!」系統音響起了,「玩家塞倫與玩家肉盾阿弗羅慷慨贈魚,依數量獲得NPC《熊大媽》的好感度+80。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAZFTvu8BKPR
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「怎麼回事啊?」找了位子坐下後,肉盾不解問道。988Please respect copyright.PENANAjbvkKq126j
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「這家店的魚料理好吃又便宜,只要分一半釣到的魚,她就會免費替我們料理剩下的魚,而且口味絕不重複,吃不完還能打包存起來,有想吃的特定料理也可以指定。」塞倫取來自助碗筷擺好,滿是期待地解說著。988Please respect copyright.PENANA2J2WMXuvay
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「真的?」肉盾驚喜地環顧四周,卻發現顧客沒有很多,「生意似乎有些冷清啊。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAzPnuxADPjR
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「因為是平常日,有耐心坐大船釣魚的玩家也沒那麼多。」塞倫不以為意地聳肩道。當初他會發現這家店,是因為唬爛不知聽誰介紹而抓他來大飽口福,愛吃魚的他一嚐就念念不忘,否則以他對小孩的排斥,絕不肯再踏上朦霧島半步。988Please respect copyright.PENANAdPdCN51zW3
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熊大媽的動作很快,不一會十幾盤新鮮魚料理就全上了桌,他們坐的小桌擺不下,便又多拉三張桌子才出菜完畢。988Please respect copyright.PENANA6Aw3IOMqnG
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「喔喔!有這一道耶!」肉盾瞪著眼前的西西里辣味燉鱈魚,立即兩眼發光差點流起口水。988Please respect copyright.PENANAXtjNiqQFwu
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「快吃吧,還得打聽珊瑚礁島的消息。」不意外他這副饞樣,塞倫失笑地催促道,手中筷子也直朝清蒸石斑伸去。滑嫩鮮甜的魚肉入口即化,難以形容的古早風味於唇齒間散開,讓他滿足地露出懷念神情。988Please respect copyright.PENANAhNehRzvrw9
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肉盾見狀,也不再猶豫地大啖起來。紅蕃茄酸中帶甜與鮮嫩鱈魚恰到好處地融合,殘留舌尖的微辣刺激舌蕾,卻又能完美保留清淡橄欖香帶出的田園自然風味,讓吃慣美食的他又一次欣喜地驚呼,甚至流下感動的淚水,「嗚喔喔喔喔!熊大媽真是太厲害了!居然能做出跟我奶奶一樣味道的燉魚,喔天!我好久沒吃了,太懷念了啊!」988Please respect copyright.PENANAtAnbJNWRcf
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「這就是這家店的厲害,即使是同一道菜,每個人吃起來卻是不同味道,但都是記憶中的家常味。」塞倫解釋完,抬眼望見肉盾正吸著鼻子吃魚,不禁柔聲問:「你奶奶也愛煮魚?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAAc4ON3Okbr
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「是啊,我最愛她煮的魚了,她可是有獨門秘方的,可惜我十六歲時她就走了,沒來得及傳授給我們,我還以為再也吃不到了。」肉盾接過塞倫遞來的紙巾擦了把臉又擤了鼻涕,繼續邊吃邊哽咽道,「還記得以前我爺爺每次釣魚回來,奶奶都會親手燉給他吃,爺爺總說這菜有他們相愛的回憶……」988Please respect copyright.PENANAECmFN1EXXN
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肉盾斷斷續續說著兩老的事,塞倫也細細品嚐自己的清蒸魚,聽得入神時,便隨對方的情緒揚起嘴角,時而隨之感傷鼻酸,直到最後,他見肉盾仍滿臉通紅地直落淚,心想這人跟奶奶的感情竟也如此深厚,就不忍地輕聲哄慰,「別傷心了,逝者已矣,你要好好地過,她老人家才能安息。」說完,他不禁苦笑了下,勸人如此,自己又何嘗有做到?988Please respect copyright.PENANADVL8djG2eX
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誰知,肉盾竟茫然地抹了抹臉,「嗄?我沒傷心啊,好不容易吃到這失傳的味道,我高興都來不及了。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAcR31keYEMb
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「那你哭什麼?」塞倫愣了,別告訴他是喜極而泣啊!988Please respect copyright.PENANAaznk0JFtsz
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「喔,哥對辣比較敏感啦,一吃辣就流淚,但又很愛吃,哈哈哈哈!」肉盾恍然大悟笑道。988Please respect copyright.PENANAuGvnUuNy0N
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「……」塞倫頓時無語,還他白白浪費的感傷啊混蛋!988Please respect copyright.PENANANkGERkhpFa
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沒察覺那暗潮洶湧的內心怒吼,肉盾依舊掛著兩串淚樂顛顛地問:「小倫呢?那是中式的清蒸魚吧?什麼味道?我知道小貝兒超愛吃的,每次去中菜館都要點……」988Please respect copyright.PENANAH5TfmX69K5
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見這傢伙又有長篇大論之勢,塞倫索性夾了一大口魚肉堵住他的嘴,「你自己吃看看。」988Please respect copyright.PENANABvsL1NaMEs
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嗚喔喔喔!小倫餵哥吃魚喔喔喔喔喔!肉盾再次感動地流下淚水,真正地喜極而泣了。系統也適時飄起了粉色愛心雨——988Please respect copyright.PENANA1eICSzylga
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「叮!玩家塞倫貼心餵戀人肉盾阿弗羅吃魚,兩人的情侶等級由1級升至2級,歡迎再接再厲閃死更多人唷~♥」988Please respect copyright.PENANAZxRAU92Piv
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塞倫這下真想哭了,他作啥又自己挖坑跳啊?988Please respect copyright.PENANAdZ16YXL2Z8
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「呣呣……喔,這味道哥在泰的家裡吃過,的確是我吃過的清蒸魚中最好吃的一次……」肉盾欣喜地咬了咬,一時興來就忍不住想分享那天去品嚐小兔子手藝的事。988Please respect copyright.PENANAZAMbconTgH
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塞倫頓失興致地撇回頭,不知為何,每當聽肉盾興高采烈地聊起泰迪熊時,他就有種說不清的怪異感。他無奈地埋頭繼續吃蒸魚,腦海裡不斷浮起許久前的往事——記得他第一次吃到這魚,是奶奶帶他離開台北回鹿港的那晚。988Please respect copyright.PENANAye4armvBVs
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『他們不要你,阿嬤要,倫倫以後有阿嬤疼惜,唔驚。』奶奶親手煮了豐盛的晚餐,夾起肥美的清蒸魚放進他的碗裡,注視自己的滄桑雙眸夾雜心疼不捨。他聽著老人家慈愛溫柔的細語,吃著瞬間暖入心房的美味,從那一刻起,他的生命才真正開始。988Please respect copyright.PENANAcS5DnKlBFo
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每個人記憶中最懷念的家常味,都有個所謂的獨門秘方——奶奶對他的愛、肉盾家祖父母對彼此的愛,或是肉盾對……988Please respect copyright.PENANAtFoS5Ue5E7
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「小倫會煮飯嗎?我猜小倫來煮的話會更好吃,啊,好想吃小倫親手蒸的魚啊,還有其他料理,小倫的手藝一定很好,肯定不止會煮魚,還會……」肉盾忽來的一問打斷塞倫的思緒,偏又說到一嗨就跳開焦點,岔了老遠又轉回來,直巴著塞倫的手不停說:「喔,哥真的好想試試小倫煮的菜啊!」988Please respect copyright.PENANAHIhnINr8Pc
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接下來的內容概括來說,就是不停哀求人家賞他一頓愛心料理,吵得塞倫一煩就脫口說:「好啦,有機會的話。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAQzlsFoIr3e
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Oh yes!小倫答應為哥下廚了!喔喔喔!哥真是太興奮啦!肉盾再次樂得沸騰,完全忘了兩人之間還有條大西洋要跨,要去人家家裡蹭飯吃可沒那麼容易。988Please respect copyright.PENANAP37p1Z3D2z
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糟,這厚臉皮的豬頭強以後肯定要得寸進尺了!才說完就後悔不已的塞倫,懊惱地瞪著手舞足蹈歡呼的爆炸頭,半晌又被那蠢樣給氣笑了,傻蛋一個,見得到面再說吧,哼!988Please respect copyright.PENANAq0j5RTHvle
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祭了五臟廟,又四處轉了轉,卻在折回熊大媽的店後,意外打聽到珊瑚礁島的消息,接著肉盾就得趕上班了。988Please respect copyright.PENANAynTv48N6D1
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「老……我是說小倫,哥十一點再上來,到時給你陪睡啊!」肉盾說完也不等回應就下線,獨留被那句話弄得面紅耳赤的人。988Please respect copyright.PENANAx1QSifFvsL
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什麼陪睡?難聽死了!誰要那豬頭陪啊!想起自己前天竟莫名在肉盾懷裡睡著,塞倫就羞恥得想往大海一跳,直接淹死自己算了。988Please respect copyright.PENANAUmYyE7i0Wz
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可惜,包圍朦霧島的那層魔法屏障堅固得很,多少萌物孩子還把它當彈力牆跳蹦戲耍,他要真想一頭撞上去也只有被彈回來的份。雖說從外頭看來,朦霧島是被灰濛雲霧重重遮蔽,彷彿被關在裡頭的人過著不見天日的牢獄生活,然而,那層屏障對島上的人來說,卻是透明得像不曾存在過,若非親眼所見、親身經歷,誰也無法相信朦霧島其實歡樂得像翻版的迪士尼樂園。988Please respect copyright.PENANAbRbUAR52e4
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「唉……」忽感沒勁地趴在桌上,塞倫望著一片蔚藍的天海相連,徐徐海風吹來被陽光曬過的鹽味,迴盪耳畔的浪潮似在低吟久遠的故事,催眠威力堪比飯後聽老教授語焉不明的演講,倒真催起他幾分懶洋洋的睡意。988Please respect copyright.PENANAMKn34GcPs4
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「這麼快就在想你的戀人啦?」正切著菜的熊大媽,忽然抬頭對他曖昧一笑。988Please respect copyright.PENANAIw8AMuqAKu
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「才沒有!」塞倫驚愕得坐起身,微紅著臉辯駁,「我們只是很普通的網友。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAn1SnroFkc7
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「是這樣啊,你不喜歡他嗎?我瞧那矮人孩子挺好啊。」熊大媽進一步反問,完全體現了奧普斯NPC們追求八卦的熱誠。988Please respect copyright.PENANAI0vsPtGG0H
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「他人是不錯啦。」塞倫趴回桌上咕噥著。真要細想的話,撇掉刻意搞壞的造型,肉盾確實是個性格挺好的傢伙,講義氣又肯照顧人,雖然呆頭呆腦的,但有時也挺會逗人開心,臉皮厚得很欠揍,卻又樂天得讓人哭笑不得。客觀來說,不論是作朋友還是作情人,肉盾都還算過得去,只是……他給不了對方想要的。988Please respect copyright.PENANAGubitV6KIy
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「呵呵,感情嘛,就是這麼回事。」熊大媽放下菜刀,一對又黑又圓的小眼珠裡是經歷人生風雨的智慧光芒,「汲汲於追求夢想中最耀眼的星,驀然回首,才知身邊早有人為你捧著最美的心。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAdP2i15HhaI
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塞倫沈默地勾起一抹愁苦的弧度,卻還來不及想什麼,便聽熊大媽又說:「就像我們熊族的一首情歌,那是最浪漫動人的詩句,訴說遠古以來最撼動天地的真愛。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAq96CXqY7K8
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熊、熊族最浪漫的情歌?988Please respect copyright.PENANATexwGtVfjv
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他怔愣望著晃到面前的熊大媽,正納悶對方想幹嘛時,就見熊大媽深吸了口氣後,一道震攝心魂的渾厚歌聲,便隨著扭動圓滾肚腩的壯碩熊身,粗獷霸氣地悠揚響起。988Please respect copyright.PENANAtmDoXmTwZ9
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「吼嗚嘎咿嘎喔啊啊——呼哈咿呀吼吸搭——唉啾咑死他——」988Please respect copyright.PENANAcKJFGGvA7a
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熊族的浪漫,他真心難懂啊!此刻,塞倫的狀態只能用四個字形容——風・中・凌・亂。988Please respect copyright.PENANAKuKSwlrYZf
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珊瑚礁島,又一次的顧名思義,就是由珊瑚礁形成的島嶼,官方在取名上的惰性已經到了不叫小島ABC就謝天謝地了。根據熊大媽的消息,相傳海的一隅有以珊瑚礁為宮殿的夢幻王國,裡面住著世上最神秘罕見的美麗生物——《人魚》。他們有著最純粹的澄澈嗓音,為迷路的海上子民指引回家的路,卻也能迷惑人心使其墮落;他們是唯一能傾聽大海聲音的種族,故而擁有最淵博的知識。988Please respect copyright.PENANAchWr3yutMM
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不過,這些都只是古老傳說。現在的珊瑚礁島只是個很普通的偏僻小島,該島的生活也相當簡約,換句話說,就是十分落後。從朦霧島租快艇出發,只需二十至三十分鐘就到了,至於他們能跟島上居民問出什麼神奇藥水,熊大媽也不得而知了。988Please respect copyright.PENANAKWwKraehGj
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「聽起來像是要我們去找人魚打聽生長藥水。」塞倫喃喃低語地打開地圖,比對熊大媽為他們做的標註與航線,爾後又困惑地偏了頭,「不論是玩家還是NPC,遊戲從來就沒出過人魚族,怎麼一個月宮副本任務就突然扯上人魚了?」988Please respect copyright.PENANApGkDFElloO
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「也許這就是任務要我們去挖掘的秘密了,人魚耶!好期待啊!」上班開小差的肉盾興奮說道。988Please respect copyright.PENANAqcwSpONcVH
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「你確定能這樣蹺班?」塞倫有些擔憂,要是任務做到一半,肉盾就被抓下線怎麼辦?感覺泰迪熊在現實也是個很強硬的老闆啊。988Please respect copyright.PENANAcvqDlSqvMU
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「沒問題啦!哥好歹也是副總,提前一小時午休OK的啦。」肉盾挺起矮人胸膛,仰著一顆爆炸小強頭,看起來莫名有喜感,「何況泰下午自己也會蹺班陪小貝兒玩,我還得幫他代班勒。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAnFmifSLHzQ
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「……」988Please respect copyright.PENANAxfzPB6eruO
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兩個領導都這樣打混,這家公司沒問題吧?不知拉文德家底細的塞倫,實在為他們旗下的員工捏了把冷汗。988Please respect copyright.PENANAQMwsnYWBj3
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熊大媽指引的航線挺安全,沿途的怪不多,等級也較低,塞倫隨手召喚個靈寵放著打就行,無須一開打就招更多仇恨的肉盾動手。在快艇行至距目的座標約五公里處,海水的顏色忽然變深,陽光下的粼粼海波比藍寶石還深邃幽藍,更添一番神秘風貌,彷彿他們進入了一個遺世獨立的特殊海域。988Please respect copyright.PENANAvEDvXeg8k3
988Please respect copyright.PENANAGjkQp3L9D9
「感覺在這一帶出沒的人更少了。」負責開船的肉盾眺望四周道。先前還有不少NPC漁船經過,越往珊瑚礁島就越人煙罕見,到這深藍海域時,就幾乎看不到其他船隻了。988Please respect copyright.PENANAp5Ue7Yue1t
988Please respect copyright.PENANAiRw60qT3JF
「大概是離朦霧島太遠了吧。」塞倫趴在船沿注視了會海面,發現此時已不如之前容易觀察到怪的活動蹤跡,這代表了兩種可能:一是這裡的怪變少,二是這裡的怪更精明難應付。倘若是後者,那這個任務恐怕就不是打聽藥水這麼單純了。988Please respect copyright.PENANA171NXp21SN
988Please respect copyright.PENANAybYbkHHYvg
幾分鐘後,各形狀的珊瑚礁岩陸續出現在海面上,若一個不小心就會觸礁翻船。肉盾放緩速度小心翼翼地繞開,持續朝座標前行,直到一座銀灰色的島嶼出現在眼前,他們才找了個好靠岸的淺灘下船。988Please respect copyright.PENANAABgzqEyd8m
988Please respect copyright.PENANA6ph8EGiNnM
珊瑚礁島以銀灰色來描述實在不為過,遠遠看去就是一片光禿,近看更是連片苔蘚都沒有,實在讓人懷疑這島上是否真有居民。正當他們沿著岸邊的石灘往內走去時,一對男女NPC便忽從不遠處的大石奔來,似是在爭執著什麼。988Please respect copyright.PENANAw8GDylTTBN
988Please respect copyright.PENANAUJM5zNl2Pw
「不!你聽我解釋、你聽我解釋、你聽我解釋啊!」瘦小乾扁的尖鳥嘴女子,以極嚴重的外八腳追著前方的壯男,激動得豎起一頭灰藍毛。988Please respect copyright.PENANAvzdp3rqJoW
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「我不聽、我不聽、我不聽!」一身橙褐皮的高大壯男扭著小內八,哭哭啼啼地拼命奔逃,滿是淚水的圓圓大臉下似有什麼膜在不停鼓起。988Please respect copyright.PENANA5dbPUqOqYJ
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眼見壯男如此頑劣,尖鳥嘴女子索性往前飛撲,以一招九陰白骨爪狠狠抓住目標物後,就瘋狂地前後搖著對方怒吼,大有馬X濤之魂上身,「要聽、要聽、一定要聽!」988Please respect copyright.PENANAifVAz4Z71U
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自知難逃魔爪,壯男竟乾脆雙手摀住耳朵,左右晃動一身壯碩肌肉,嗲著雄厚粗嗓說:「不聽、不聽、就是不聽!」988Please respect copyright.PENANAfNM5SPtw78
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欸,這……是怎麼一回事?塞倫和肉盾站在原地傻眼了,這對NPC哪裡不吵偏要堵在他們面前吵就算了,這些怪奇的動作又是哪來的靈感?系統你要不要來解釋一下?988Please respect copyright.PENANAKNrOBkmUvZ
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而系統也彷彿聽到了他們心聲,快速地讓倆NPC從相愛相罵的——988Please respect copyright.PENANAh0feijHRFw
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「你這殘忍的小東西!」988Please respect copyright.PENANAl13lf400hN
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「你可以打我、可以罵我、可以罵我懦夫,但你怎麼可以說我愛你是騙你的?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAwqVSqpSgap
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演到無限循環的——988Please respect copyright.PENANAxHyGPcDvBL
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「你無情!你殘酷!你無理取鬧!」988Please respect copyright.PENANAgEt4B4p6ac
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「那你就不無情?不殘酷?不無理取鬧?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAU3xYUfhpYC
988Please respect copyright.PENANAVkQsHoqONp
「我哪裡無情?哪裡殘酷?哪裡無理取鬧?」988Please respect copyright.PENANATIfqPLu7wp
988Please respect copyright.PENANAi2rg1nHM3I
「你哪裡不無情?哪裡不殘酷?哪裡不無理取鬧?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAxza7jZ4jvk
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再來了段互相懺悔的真情剖白——988Please respect copyright.PENANAVQLWMlqxQf
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「為什麼我們的情感總是那麼強烈、驚天動地?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAwo24XmlmVc
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「你不能恨我,你不能因爲我這麽愛你而恨我。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAsz7Dt6cqjh
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「你痛,我也痛!你痛,我更痛!」988Please respect copyright.PENANAi7hsA3QJDP
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最後,終於回到相罵完要相愛的——988Please respect copyright.PENANAwfA13LdV3O
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「山無稜,天地合,才敢與君絕。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAbGz9atrRdH
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「我答應你今後只和你一起看雪看星星看月亮,從詩詞歌賦談到人生哲學。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAvvzFk1mqcm
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「我開心得暈了,陶醉得暈了,享受得暈了。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAhyKrTjv9I4
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「好,你暈吧,我在你身邊,如果你暈倒了,我會抱住你。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAZlslE3WFDV
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「喔~」988Please respect copyright.PENANA8oizazrABa
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看到這裡,塞倫已忍不住想掩面啜泣了,不是被這些經典瓊X戲感動的,而是被深深視覺傷害的。988Please respect copyright.PENANASwi5Y7YgUB
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此時,壯男嬌羞地將一身肌肉癱軟在尖嘴女單薄的懷裡,各種扭蹭地發出「嗯~」的撒嬌熊音,尖嘴女還噘起已經夠尖的嘴喙,不斷「呣啊」、「呣啊」地在壯男圓鼓鼓的臉上親啊親,雖然看起來更像戳啊戳,啄得壯男滿臉血洞卻嬌吟依舊,大有直飛另一種獵奇禁戀之勢。988Please respect copyright.PENANAXqVs9XxkvP
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「那個……」幸好這裡還有一位始終看不懂這些梗的阿豆仔,肉盾不解地皺了眉頭後,決定不恥下問地舉起手,臉上的宅宅眼鏡竟透著好學的求知慾,語氣裡有難掩的莫名激動,「請問『三五零天地喝』什麼的可以麻煩再說一次嗎?哥從沒聽過這麼有深度的告白,實在是太驚人了啊,一定要學下來才行!」988Please respect copyright.PENANAPgdr4ItEgQ
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「……」988Please respect copyright.PENANA4agKGPR7oD
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這下不止NPC都愣了,塞倫也錯愕瞪向那顆腦缺的爆炸頭,這是哪門子的深度?這豬頭該不會也打算拿這一套對自己吧?那他絕對會一掌打死這臭豬腦的!988Please respect copyright.PENANApDjgI9mYSA
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不過,NPC的思維顯然與塞倫不在同一線上。只見壯男在回過神後,就發出一聲慘烈的尖叫,迅速敏捷地跳起來,躲在尖嘴女瘦小的背後,驚恐地顫抖著一身剽悍肌肉,嗲著粗音道:「呀啊~怎、怎麼會有陌生人在這?咕咕,人家好怕怕啊!」988Please respect copyright.PENANAyjvycmc2IJ
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「不怕!我可愛的嘓兒,咕咕會保護你的!」尖嘴女咕咕的雙手立即化成一對螃蟹大鉗,虎虎生風地朝他們揮舞威脅道,「逆賊!還不快速速退去?小心本門派的芋泥劍法!」988Please respect copyright.PENANApVkV0ycpQi
988Please respect copyright.PENANASak54YH7On
「天,這已經雷到不能再雷了。」塞倫再次挫敗掩面,這遊戲為何連金庸都不放過?還他那些快意恩仇的俠骨柔情啊! 988Please respect copyright.PENANAObtdQLPJhP
988Please respect copyright.PENANAlbGDsfu3wT
「咕咕?嘓?」依舊沒聽懂的肉盾,再次好奇了地打量著兩NPC,「一下嘓嘓叫、一下咕咕叫,難道你們是青蛙族和鴿子螃蟹混種嗎?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAXPEVFtLePB
988Please respect copyright.PENANAah0oIz4mtQ
「什麼!你……你怎麼會知道?」NPC頓時大驚,嘓兒也不裝嬌弱地直起身與咕咕面面相覷,系統也於這時響起了——988Please respect copyright.PENANA6c38Zp5h3x
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「叮!玩家肉盾阿弗羅真相了NPC《嘓兒》與NPC《咕咕》的血脈來源,獲得戳破盲腸度+80,歡迎再接再厲戳破更多NPC的盲腸唷!」988Please respect copyright.PENANALjpn7s2wNk
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「這位矮人少俠真是好眼力,在下的確是蛙人族後裔。」嘓兒朝肉盾抱了下拳,下巴處的鼓膜咕嚕漲起又縮回,臉上的血洞便瞬間復原。988Please respect copyright.PENANAqq0qoRcqlf
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身為海鴿與螃蟹混種的咕咕則收起巨鉗,用手指梳著散亂的頭髮,「兩位是來自大陸的子民吧,大老遠來咱們這座小島,是有何要事呢?」988Please respect copyright.PENANA6NTEzXXGJl
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「我們想打聽生長藥水……」988Please respect copyright.PENANAROS9NsrcZK
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塞倫話沒說完,嘓兒就似耳背地反問:「啊,腎臟要衰?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAaOGCspwMxs
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「呃,不……」988Please respect copyright.PENANAPm2WcLh9iS
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「唉呀!你腎有病啊?」咕咕又搶著接道,「腎有病可得趕緊看醫生啊!」988Please respect copyright.PENANASZethjFaKz
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「沒錯沒錯!正所謂『肝不好,人生是黑白的』可見腎有多重要啊,一定要趕快醫!」嘓兒自認推理正確地鄭重叮嚀道。988Please respect copyright.PENANAnu4sTtgJOC
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「對啊,醫了腎之後,還可以順便看看腦。」咕咕還靈光一閃地拍掌建議道,嘓兒自是大力贊成。988Please respect copyright.PENANApvaVdoBVUj
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「好主意啊!畢竟腎殘了還可以換腎,腦殘了就沒藥醫。」988Please respect copyright.PENANA8djTmtucrp
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「沒藥醫該怎麼辦啊?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAxELR23jo2e
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完全不給他們機會解釋嘛!在這雞同鴨講中,肉盾若有所思地摸著下巴,頂上的小強觸角也似有所感地擺處沈思者造型。萬般無奈的塞倫,更是低語抱怨了句:「你們才腦殘。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAvIZiDNc9Ug
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「老蟾?原來你要找老蟾呀,早說嘛!」嘓兒和咕咕恍然大悟地笑開了臉,一同轉身朝遠方齊聲呼喊:「老蟾!來接客唷——」988Please respect copyright.PENANAKdZzqOFddP
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於是,一隻兩腳直立行走的大蟾蜍,就趴搭趴搭地跳了出來,理應只有兩個洞的鼻孔處竟多了鼻梁,末端的黑鼻頭還微動地嗅聞著。988Please respect copyright.PENANAeXGIxdH8rM
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這島上的NPC到底是怎麼回事啊?塞倫和肉盾再次囧了。988Please respect copyright.PENANAT5L3J8rpsK
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「勾~誰找勾?」老蟾歪著脖子看向兩人,手中還抱著一本書,「勾正忙著寫遊記說。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAsnOx6yWxrV
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「什麼遊記啊?」肉盾不禁好奇一問。988Please respect copyright.PENANAapIsaZwpSS
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老蟾立即驕傲地挺起白肚皮,對他們展現寫著一串鬼話符的書皮,「《老蟾遊記》記載勾到世界遊歷時的所見所聞。」988Please respect copyright.PENANAxnXgcYg7Xs
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幸好不是叫腦殘遊記,否則劉鶚要哭了!塞倫漂亮的臉上已滑滿了黑線。988Please respect copyright.PENANA67ewcDLooA
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肉盾從沒讀過這些中國文學大作,自然還是不懂《老蟾遊記》的梗,便又不解地抓了抓頭,「到處見什麼就聞什麼……難道你是狗族嗎?」988Please respect copyright.PENANA0vNX6EB7fa
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老蟾頓時大驚,「勾!你怎麼知道勾有犬族血統的?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAGk931EHRXC
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「叮!」響起的系統音表示肉盾又真相了,塞倫已吐槽不能,決定放任肉盾跟這群NPC隨意發展神劇情。988Please respect copyright.PENANA15Qic1tl4M
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一旁的咕咕和嘓兒也震驚不已,於是,三隻NPC神色警惕地圍在一起滴滴咕咕一番後,老蟾才清了清嗓子,轉回身看向他們,「勾,聽說兩位是想打聽什麼藥水嗎?可惜我們這座小島什麼都沒有,連根海草都要分著吃,恐怕兩位是要無功而返了,勾。」988Please respect copyright.PENANApCnEBHbchP
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嘓兒也伸手在褲襠裡掏了半天,才可憐兮兮地拿出一小根曬乾的黑海草,「不然,你把這帶回去試試也可以啦,海草還挺營養的,多吃多健康。」988Please respect copyright.PENANATRW8qEJCth
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「……」988Please respect copyright.PENANAvkQVL4feaq
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「……」988Please respect copyright.PENANAcJGkTeHz7S
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吃的東西藏那裡真的可以嗎?兩人抽著嘴角無言了,而對方話都講到這份上了,他們再試探也是白搭,不如先離開商量下對策。988Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1lHsHRgjE
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「抱歉打擾了。」塞倫笑著婉拒嘓兒的好意後,就拉著肉盾往外走,心裡有諸多思量。988Please respect copyright.PENANAiuq91J6VmN
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明白塞倫的意思,肉盾隨之轉身,突發奇想地問了句:「老蟾說我們要『蜈蚣餓翻』是叫我們去打什麼蜈蚣怪嗎?」988Please respect copyright.PENANAxSejgIQY4X
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「是無功而返。」塞倫頭痛地糾正道,卻不知身後三位NPC又是臉色一變。988Please respect copyright.PENANAtqjzXJvZGl
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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由此可證,貝貝的爛中文真的不是他的錯,從小被腦缺艾登和有台灣國語的阿公潛移默化什麼的,泰哥實在也愛莫能助啊XDDD988Please respect copyright.PENANAFKnEiMgF9f
所以,辛苦小倫美人快接受艾登以解救蒼生吧~AWA(#988Please respect copyright.PENANANVKw8kHqoV
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