「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAmDFxSn5qLD
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「我哋擔心你咋,騙色事少呀,騙財事大吖嘛。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAIw9qNzCFHI
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「我哋唔提你,你有無諗過佢係嚟呃你嘅先?」731Please respect copyright.PENANA9KaEm2ITXE
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。731Please respect copyright.PENANA3CKitXpTQJ
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAQw5bGrZQHs
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAsfb0b0hr0e
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。731Please respect copyright.PENANA57tzUWuOzf
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAdE9vRZ3gv4
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAMf8nPRsE7y
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAWaraeqAknN
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAk80RC3HJkw
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。731Please respect copyright.PENANA9hlvOcAWCb
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。731Please respect copyright.PENANAPIsJuh8AX6
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。731Please respect copyright.PENANAlRwvlPLWmI
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。731Please respect copyright.PENANACiFC13EQJY
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。731Please respect copyright.PENANAROXjiNOwlx
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「我準備入海底。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAMIunk49kxi
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「住港島定九龍?」731Please respect copyright.PENANAm1F6Sdyamm
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巴士進入紅隧。731Please respect copyright.PENANA47OdB1ZosP
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「Blublublublublublu。」731Please respect copyright.PENANARA0idrJMId
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「頂,笑死我。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAdWar6yAGXm
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「bulubulu。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAhGqxksNXtt
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」731Please respect copyright.PENANAb7TEFVOb20
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「bublu。」731Please respect copyright.PENANATq1CUIgRpZ
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」731Please respect copyright.PENANAiNbMTtL84c
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「bububu!」731Please respect copyright.PENANAI2ukMT1aqY
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「blululubululu!」731Please respect copyright.PENANApPU5NVRB2e
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「我上返水面喇。」731Please respect copyright.PENANApYLHZhgkkW
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「你真係好撚戇鳩!」731Please respect copyright.PENANAb5Lox7Nlmn