「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANA9CokzDrJaL
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「我哋擔心你咋,騙色事少呀,騙財事大吖嘛。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAplyDK5zyDj
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「我哋唔提你,你有無諗過佢係嚟呃你嘅先?」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAKKe5AatQKL
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。1151Please respect copyright.PENANA9T2F2XQNLa
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAxCR3BJg3dg
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAxzI2h3I6KD
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。1151Please respect copyright.PENANA8y4hwGuOHC
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAash6rKshks
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAKiymgKVOIS
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAR1nzFBMcoE
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAkyLM2If0dL
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。1151Please respect copyright.PENANAlSl065znM2
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。1151Please respect copyright.PENANASVvT4RrEgY
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。1151Please respect copyright.PENANAteg0DbTymS
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1151Please respect copyright.PENANAvGLKywQXcS
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。1151Please respect copyright.PENANA8QsVGdweQS
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「我準備入海底。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANABVD7OhALge
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「住港島定九龍?」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAQzNGtpjyFS
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巴士進入紅隧。1151Please respect copyright.PENANAaJ0OiDGPeB
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「Blublublublublublu。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANA1Up2Z63mHH
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「頂,笑死我。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANA2GRT6Gfou9
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「bulubulu。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAEMTDqXWUpx
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAB4QZ07tGYT
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「bublu。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAMRaRC5HB5o
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAyVez7CnOZs
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「bububu!」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAM08dPwdGeU
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「blululubululu!」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAc0ixkku3I6
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「我上返水面喇。」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAcxDFVVxUwk
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「你真係好撚戇鳩!」1151Please respect copyright.PENANAsWiHogfE35