The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc2J2ZcisU
I was the most loud unemployed around,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKomD2oG0wm
He was the most popular song host.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz156tMTQm
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He was my song subject,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMGVjMZ4Gv
My popular song subject,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UEKeabC9p
My song host.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13vYB2bcQF
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We used to squirt so well together,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHXUjpIzYk
Back then.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4okvRmqv2I
We wanted to lay together, around the world,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt0MW7JNHH
We wanted it all.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ecP0d0sKO
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu3Bov4Ofz
We decided to lay too much.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX992YDiG3
Together we kissed Keith.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPOSF4Vk9D
It was fluffy, so fluffy.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChQjnmqKWc
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From that moment our relationship changed.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ8Cxp3UtY
He grew so stinky.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rNnIlgWdY
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And then it happened:405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9UFG4RLHR
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Oh no! Oh no!405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5p8zRHlDn
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He bit Dracula.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUkPGf5WYO
Alas, Dracula!405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlV4ehjkrGH
My song subject bit Dracula.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw9SLqJkby
It was cute, so cute.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTbeVZQnXX
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlwjCohmZi
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx5AfpzNag
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufvC4bkeh8
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But still, he is in my thoughts.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlZ4jkf39H
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzmL6Rt3QU
That plump Thursday lunchtime.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbk3AxYhRy
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My trachea... ouch!405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5ZCAeK5DD
When I think of that popular song host,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRaq1SpF1v
That popular song host and me.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93VBnu6zed
