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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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『肉盾阿弗羅：老婆～生日快樂！晚上六點去接你喔 (╭￣3￣)╭♥』871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxRbP9blZs
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自前天艾登說要辦慶生後，就再沒提過這件事，席倫還以為對方忘了，誰知今天一起床就收到這樣的訊息。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5rxuiCdEw
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幫喜歡的人慶生會是什麼場景？按照像艾登這種有錢人的大手筆，不外乎是去燈光美氣氛佳的高級餐廳享用浪漫晚餐，或是蹦出一堆湊熱鬧的人開豪華驚喜派對，再不就是包遊艇出海看夜景……871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qrvStPhEL
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不管是哪一個，都是要他這個宅男出門見人的選項啊。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMOcsd2xk4
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「生日……」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH76Kt4CqgJ
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今天是他恰恰邁入三十歲的日子。在人類心理來說，這數字是奇妙的轉捩點，彷彿過了這一天，人生便正式朝立定的目標穩健而行。然而，對席倫來說，三十不過是離終點又近了一步，沒其他多餘的意義。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpC75jCSHj
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以前過生日，是為了奶奶看他吃豬腳麵線時的笑容。奶奶去世後，與盧西恩在巴黎的生活太多波折，讓他更無心過這日子。如今，忽然有人硬要為他慶生，他反倒不知所措了。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXrNUyDcgn
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他茫然地用乳液按摩左臉，無法自制地胡思亂想。掌心下依然不平坦的觸感，宣告了短短幾天的補救實在有限。他遲疑地走進浴室，注視被掀開一小角的鏡子半晌，才鼓起勇氣伸出手，卻又在碰上報紙的那一刻縮了回來。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiY8orP3hu
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算了，大不了他全副武裝出門，那豬頭要是嫌丟臉，就正好打消主意！871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaurnwJKkI
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儘管如此，席倫仍費了不少心思，修掉參差分岔的髮尾，稍微做了護髮減少毛燥，再將及肩頭髮整齊束在身後，僅留長至下巴的瀏海垂放兩頰遮檔，最後換上前些日子買的休閒裝，便算是打理完畢，時間也趨近傍晚了。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy4CecmsA6
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淺灰色的七分袖上衣搭配深藍色的休閒長褲，幾乎毫無裝飾的素雅服裝，卻以優雅俐落的剪裁完美襯托席倫纖細的腰身。當然，在沒有照鏡子的情況下，他是無法注意到這一部分，只覺這過於樸素的裝扮肯定配不上那打扮花俏時髦的騷包豬。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXg4vm6wXU
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呼……沒想到會花這麼久時間，臭豬頭敢嫌棄試試！871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfppGkTQpOt
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有些說不清自己希望對方的反應如何，他忐忑不安地抱著筆電坐在客廳上網，眼睛不停往時間欄瞥去，茶几上則擺著一副黑粗框眼鏡和黑口罩，顯然已準備好隨時進入徒匪裝模式。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdSsAWNrsm
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好不容易捱到時間點，首先出現的竟是APP的兩封訊息。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVSQy2lFv4
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『偏向唬爛行：倫哥生日快樂！晚上急需什麼小東西可以Call我送去喔，你懂的～AWA』871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHfcEzkGjH
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這丫頭……席倫頓時黑線了，快速回覆『謝謝，不勞你操心。』後，再跳到另一封新訊息。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZEv9r8MW3
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『喵喵仙貝：送倫哥花花，豬泥森日快嚕啦～‧★,:*:‧\(OwO)/‧:*‧°★*』871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk7Myaw3Df
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看著刻意錯別字和灑花顏文字的調皮訊息，席倫失笑點開下方的圖片檔，竟是一朵手繪的向日葵，旁邊還有兩行手寫字，第一行寫著：『太陽星人就在你身邊！』871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8u9VPgkBP
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噗！什麼意思？他噴笑地再看向第二行：『找到太陽星人，他會帶來希望的光芒唷～』871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlPSimtBH6
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太陽星人？席倫不解地眨了下眼，沒能理解貝兒特地寫這兩句話的用意。這時，門鈴正好響起，仍沈浸思緒的他一時間也忘了將「防具」裝備上就走去應門，待他開了門想起要折回時，卻為眼前一束金燦亮麗的向日葵愣住。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehMIst8vyj
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「小倫，生日快樂。」隨之印入眼簾的是比花更燦爛的開朗笑容，艾登將向日葵往前一遞，「我跑了好幾家店才找到的喔，希望你喜歡。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffLICyLkpj
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——向日葵，又稱太陽花，象徵愛慕、光輝、忠誠，如太陽般明朗快樂的心，勇敢追求幸福。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgNhp3zBoG
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席倫怔然接過向日葵，腦海浮起許久前曾聽奶奶說過的花語，瞬間醒悟了過來。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjKqruoH9N
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「為何挑這個？」他輕聲問完，才發現艾登竟一反平日鮮豔色系的西裝襯衫，改走輕巧休閒的樸素風。米白色的短袖Polo衫與黑色牛仔褲，穿在這高大俊朗的男人身上，憑添一股純樸的魅力，讓人想貼上那寬廣胸膛依偎溫存。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGYcW21vAZ
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「是小貝兒建議的啦。」艾登也不怕糗地抓著頭坦白承認：「我想了好久，不知要送什麼最好。小貝兒的點子多，我就問他有什麼禮物最能帶來快樂，他就說向日葵。小倫喜歡嗎？」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWNsQ23vcg
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「嗯。」席倫含笑垂眸凝視懷裡燦亮的花，視線竟有些朦朧。他悄悄吸著鼻子，輕輕撫上柔嫩的花瓣，卻仍小壞心地輕揚嘴角道：「兩三天就枯萎了，是要我到時把你的禮物扔掉嗎？」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPENcPjjL0d
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一語驚醒夢中人，艾登立馬慌了，「對吼！那我馬上拿回去換……換、換假花？假花持久！」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE02ycp9rV0
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「笨蛋，哪有送人假花的？沒誠意。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoll4r2qd2
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「那……盆栽？整株向日葵盆栽，小倫就可以種啦！」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmodpoj3bT
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「那不是增加我照料它的麻煩？」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrY3ROOaRk
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「那、那、那……」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRS72uC7JRG
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面對艾登的手忙腳亂，席倫硬是壓下快憋不住的笑聲，裝作不理會黏在身後呼喚他的男人，逕自抱著向日葵走進廚房找瓶子，才不想這麼快就讓對方看出漲滿胸口的暖流為何。
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「你說很近，有多近？」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLqjU5knTE
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「坐個電梯就到啦。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzVmluqUKr
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「坐電梯？」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuwHJWYUPQ
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裝好水瓶放好花後，席倫還未來得及拿「防具」就被艾登直接拉出家門，一路直朝頂樓飆升，他才明白為何艾登說不用擔心。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqikWemJNW
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這是席倫初次來到頂樓。他雖不知頂樓原先是什麼模樣，但絕非此刻有如花園餐廳的風貌。被一排綠色盆景環繞的潔淨空地上，搭起一座纏繞小燈泡的綠蔓藤架。鵝黃燈光下，是披上雪白桌布擺好碗筷的方形餐桌，一抹散發淡香的燭光於桌心點綴，桌旁則是擺放保溫菜餚的推車。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqp2oqXRKD
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今晚的天氣不錯，微涼的夜風徐吹，空中的星月雖不如台北街景燈火璀璨，卻讓這精心營造的露天生日晚餐別有情調。僅有兩人的清幽空間，也令席倫一顆懸著的心安定下來。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBdYdPRCG3
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「你這兩天就在籌備這個？」在艾登的服務下入座，席倫仰頭問道。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3LAo2nEWP
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「對啊，不過我有找大叔幫忙啦，怕煮得不好，會吃壞小倫的肚子。」艾登說著，就從保溫箱裡端出熱騰騰的小砂鍋擺上，一掀蓋便是飄散鮮甜味的白霧，乳白色澤的魚湯盡現眼前，「我知道你們生日要吃豬腳麵線，不過小倫的胃還沒好，所以我們找醫生討論後，就改用魚湯豆腐米線來代替，等你身體好了後，再帶你好好吃一頓來彌補吧。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkV5yq1Ybk
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「還有喔，小倫最愛吃的蒸魚，這也是我煮的喔，但有讓大叔指導啦。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdlL1dH6wT
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「然後，飲料是新鮮榨的青木瓜蜂蜜汁，醫生推薦養胃的喔，我試過了，保證好喝。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8nW8wTru0
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「最後，甜點是鮮奶酪，這個我們都不會做，還好小貝兒有個朋友開甜點餐廳，做得超好吃，店長還保證天然有機，絕無添加物和香精喔。」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTk2xdJvfW
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將晚餐一一端上，艾登介紹完畢後，就一臉期待地望著席倫似在求嘉獎，像極了遊戲裡那晃著小強觸角傻笑的爆炸頭。於是，席倫便忍不住戳了戳他的額頭，笑道：「豬頭登，你準備這麼多，是把我當豬餵嗎？」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGMZgm7SJy
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「嘿嘿，我的確是想趕快把小倫養胖點，這樣才健康嘛。」艾登笑咧一張俊臉，將席倫的手握進掌心輕揉，滿臉幸福地說：「我們就一起胖得像小豬，這樣多配啊！」871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0V5njvovI
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佳餚的氤氳薄霧中，席倫凝視這傻呼呼的大愣子、曾被他嫌棄不已的笨豬頭，已分不清濕潤眼角的水氣是熱湯所致或是心頭暖意，唯一能確定的是，這一晚，他的嘴角弧度從未下滑過。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaKNJI7cRb
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『找到太陽星人，他會帶來希望的光芒唷～』871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbeRvSeJ9v
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帶來希望光芒的太陽嗎？也許吧。
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後記：
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短短的一篇（艸871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRuvLc2XDZ
所以下篇會提早發唷WWW871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbn1SJcJfOn
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有長期追蹤貝貝的讀者應該明白太陽星人的由來吧？871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakizPgoPSo
貝貝很喜歡拿著小黃花跑來跑去，認為小黃花很像小太陽，會帶來希望～871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmEtiVqh8E
而這份燦爛的樂觀自然是從小被艾登影響的囉XDD871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9fVYlY7BW
所以，小倫要趕快抓緊正宗的太陽星人唷唷唷！AWA（＃871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQkj3fzO4U
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【下篇預告】《度蜜月？》泰貝失聯，艾倫熱戀。字數五千多，預計禮拜六早上發。871Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ca3v5GtCv
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