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男友:睏,被龜吵醒77Please respect copyright.PENANA88emvAS8ut
我:牠們那麼活躍啊?77Please respect copyright.PENANAJnm9qNQwgH
男友:每次換完水就瘋了的撞缸撞石77Please respect copyright.PENANAZT1CeezHhQ
我:不換水不行吧?還是下午換比較好?77Please respect copyright.PENANA1uIYWk25YQ
男友:不換不行,昨晚換看到一些像小魚的物體在游,可能是蟲。太早換水又不太混濁77Please respect copyright.PENANAi8amMJJwsF
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我:(圖片)一大早收到詐騙短訊,說我的銀聯卡買的保險快到期,不取消就自動續期在銀聯卡扣$72,000。我沒用銀聯卡買過保險,上網查看發現是新的詐騙短訊,寫一個大金額,讓人慌張打電話去查詢時騙人說出銀聯卡號碼及密碼,然後偷用家的卡來刷。不知騙子怎樣用到銀聯卡的電話號碼發短訊,不過一看到是殘體字馬上知道是詐騙了。用殘體字也好,一看到就知道是詐騙,容易分辨77Please respect copyright.PENANA2JdkPAMrFN
男友:又是$72,00077Please respect copyright.PENANA5aOKdCEnK8
我:你也收過這短訊嗎?77Please respect copyright.PENANAJzExzSEmT8
男友:沒有,同事昨天收過,騙人的金額都相同那麼蠢XD77Please respect copyright.PENANAN5EmvHa5lN
我:我剛剛去廁所,老頭忍不住,竟然去廚房攞個食物盤子小便,好噁心77Please respect copyright.PENANAJbOo4bn5iQ
男友:扔掉,不然你媽咪一會拿來盛食物77Please respect copyright.PENANA0vVp8y2P7O
我:扔掉啦。七姑大叫「他不會用膠盤子嗎?用我個不鏽鋼盤子,不鏽鋼盤子貴多少啊!氣死我了,我要扔他進老人院!」77Please respect copyright.PENANAnswZxvF25c
男友:即使Auntie 肯,也要當時人願意才行,除非他老人癡呆77Please respect copyright.PENANAbcquCxSjDb
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