三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰192Please respect copyright.PENANAMvFPYVd28H
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。192Please respect copyright.PENANA89Mho4RPqs
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD192Please respect copyright.PENANAt67NfVz25G
平:鮭魚大受歡迎192Please respect copyright.PENANAz7SbcR7Tui
20:可有些人的名字改不回來192Please respect copyright.PENANAmQX3Yp10sZ
我:改不回來?192Please respect copyright.PENANANaPWCb36rB
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來192Please respect copyright.PENANAXS7BuEwUY1
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚192Please respect copyright.PENANAB6Jpy1zavD
我:流浪鮭魚XD192Please respect copyright.PENANAHmmyBVaTFC
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次192Please respect copyright.PENANAZsq8YONabH
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊192Please respect copyright.PENANA8qH63d4EXE
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="192Please respect copyright.PENANAidbXL2yTBE
我:XD192Please respect copyright.PENANAiVq49isAqw
貓:反正最多可以50字……192Please respect copyright.PENANAjzQpJbx9lD
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……192Please respect copyright.PENANAQxYles7CKS
我:XD192Please respect copyright.PENANAsyZcdTPRBd
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改192Please respect copyright.PENANA18R9e5GPIz
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快192Please respect copyright.PENANA2QEvNojNfH
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?192Please respect copyright.PENANADbXia0vKKG
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?192Please respect copyright.PENANAEdBuzdAxZs
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了192Please respect copyright.PENANAvUj630qxsd
我:XD192Please respect copyright.PENANAHKsjeKcn5e
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改192Please respect copyright.PENANAbbBVrZo5r2
我:= ="192Please respect copyright.PENANASI4kJmcFAJ