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正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqMJ6y4HJq
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgtSsvrnB2書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbVenI408h
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7y7Gp4jvD1
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHC7tTUfYS
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食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rrNmCXLn9
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必有一失。745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpWSAk0EAQ
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DjE58dKJg
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聖人之所不知，745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPinJdcsSgD
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv8TF90KXg
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而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmk5gKuzSx3
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而學無止境也。745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ768LzIC1st
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是故貴可以問賤，745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAUiEJjgaN
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六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRP8LYLdaM
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而老可以問幼，745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCMrYQYDNS
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtrqTiKcmG
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唯道之所成而已矣。745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjRscp0XOT
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc4ylbLoFA
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyHDsI5ipx
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？745Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFRYGjKzrW
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
