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君子之學必好問。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ96WrrFkX
咱們信徒修行一定要會募款，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXGkft0syj
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問與學，相輔而行者也，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjquAmtZTF
募款和修行，是水乳交融的事情，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp2iqnMYaL
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非學無以致疑，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ef65Zb1zR
不修行就沒有辨法修成正果，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNhh264VC0
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非問無以廣識。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgyx1dj8j1
不募款就沒錢搞宣傳活動，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FUUeSgf23
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好學而不勤問，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5KFcY4NmV
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphI6SBpkzd
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非真能好學者也。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dx4gW45Xz
不能算是個真正的修道者。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRxKbERpV4
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理明矣，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsoKwheH7K
會說很多大道理，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTahQd7HAe
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而或不達於事，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQcYMMpmEl
日子卻擺明了過不下去，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLWZ2MaUBe
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識其大矣，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzxfxSk8QO
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH077Reajmj
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而或不知其細，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYujMofLRo
卻連車票的錢都買不起，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrFeTgjSVX
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舍問，其奚決焉！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRY4NCoZHVc
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TPE0cQBRn
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賢於己者，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNesUD8cKhu
遇到比自己有錢的，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1P974ONcK
700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyVRtP2oGR
問焉以破其疑，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwX9ED93mOd
對他募款來舒解困境，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr42PvWP9r
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所謂就有道而正也。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29iukOk1RX
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCQtzY3PBS
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不如己者，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIRnw8e69P
比自己窮的，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T99Ai6np4
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問焉以求一得，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDKQLRx0Wi
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Xp8zROatI
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所謂以能問於不能，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxI096Ixmpa
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziJxnBMkV7
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以多問於寡也。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47BWKGNPpH
別拿豆包不當乾糧。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuhmAziZbN
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等於己者，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7pEbtrKm2
財產和自己差不多的，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEDHjPyzlB
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問焉以資切磋，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoHLFhs8Zq
跟他募款就當朋友交培，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9dARPc2ID
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所謂交相問難，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofeqnDh9bs
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuKBf6Qdxp
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審問而明辨之也。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11syHhq9KT
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bN27E0UFz
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWudvBUu0P書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgL33QCHuF
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfF7Q82lhz
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzs2gtirTv
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智者千慮，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZS3iF6I0g
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmqgwZI93r
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必有一失。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgwB3e3klv
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmyzVAaSci
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聖人之所不知，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TWyiaMCt1
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt4XFdtYE7
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未必不為愚人之所知也；700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPN0XLkBTs
未必平常人家的就不願意；700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1WqM4J8nU
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愚人之所能，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbLrW97lcR
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfsgzEye0g
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未必非聖人之所不能也。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMIaXjMSTa
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju5x4zSQi1
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理無專在，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90bD2ASe8Q
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQ47VyCeWI
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而學無止境也。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbvOl6ie5h
就像修行的道路沒有終點。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjbIs27s98
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是故貴可以問賤，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6FdPyVWTb
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoQfTa589W
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賢可以問不肖，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMJWfS0bjN
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjF8pD9fQpT
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而老可以問幼，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQDG0XExql
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPFxi7vP6A
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唯道之所成而已矣。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7hswu8jwv
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC3L2RyKfB
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL3c1WC6fV
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerEqGnBzdV
700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtShjFpSJR
不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
