時間返一返去2010年嘅5月先。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZEHuPSoIX
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當年嘅阿仁，只係一個響舊登冇人睇、冇人理嘅二打六。同好多人一樣，阿仁響舊登寫故，目的就只有一個。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevYxZE3Cdz
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「我要出小說！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIeO9XzSOn
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阿仁大嗌一聲，拍兩吓自己塊面就坐低繼續寫今晚要出po嘅連載內容。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbedsPE0sk6
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當一個人豪情萬丈、雄心壯志嘅時候，身邊梗係會有d人走出嚟潑吓冷水，而響阿仁身邊負責呢個崗位嘅，就係佢嘅死黨韋子賢，又或者用阿仁嘅嗌法「米芝蓮」。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKG4JDEO8T
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「寫乜鬼故丫你，一出po就大量負評，都未見過有人俾like。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJABZBiz26G
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米芝蓮人如其名，係一條正宗嘅死肥仔。不過雖然呢條友把口勁臭，但佢亦係唯一肯睇阿仁本小說同俾意見佢嘅人，所以就算俾人兜口兜面咁寸，阿仁都唔會有太大反應。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCitemcBFqR
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「你唔俾我係下一個九把刀咩。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14FQxatXMY
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阿仁當時呢句，簡直就係佢嘅黑歷史。不過舊登年代，真係有好多人想做九把刀，尤其後來《那些年》上映，個個都希望俾電影公司睇中自己個故。當中有人成功出書、同出版社簽約，就算把口無講話羨慕，個心都希望自己能夠成爲幸運兒。只可惜，阿仁寫嘢從來都只係得三分鐘熱度，一出po俾人負評，再寫兩話冇人睇就自動收皮開新故。咁嘅寫作態度，難怪佢響舊登浮沉咗好多年，始終都係一個冇人識嘅爛尾王。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcV8ZvbWNr
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「你？算罷啦，俾夠十把刀你都冇用，下個禮拜冇人睇你咪開新故囉。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wQXyREuX7
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「今次唔同㗎啦，今次條橋好掂！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LXFrha6ci
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「係咩？睇過.....」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYMg4snu7q
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米芝蓮用佢個肥腩一嘢撞開阿仁，搶埋隻mouse。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrn3vj8XNK
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「出咗７頁都仲係單機呀？好心你啦，人哋輕鬆出po閒閒哋幾百個like，唔知你打算繼續單機到幾時呢？」米芝蓮食住個勢，繼續連珠炮發：「喂，唔好咁多廢話住，你點搞㗎，屋企個雪櫃連一支汽水都無嘅？仲有呀，個冷氣開得就開盡啦，涼多一度半度，唔會破產㗎。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Xo8LgVwGF
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米芝蓮趁阿仁忙住寫稿，乾脆開鬼曬佢廚房所有櫃，終於響某個暗角搵到阿仁ｄ珍藏。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2FJjYXYKb
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「哇屌，你唔撚係呀嘛，d啤酒擺櫃入面都唔擺雪櫃，你中意飲熱啤㗎？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZALYt1BMV
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「屌你，果ｄ特別版嚟，你咪掂呀！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVSGKkU9jw
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阿仁把口一邊鬧，一邊劈劈啪啪咁將構思好嘅劇情打出嚟，結果皇天不負有心人，今晚阿仁個故終於有人留言。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9o6WQaVj4
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「呢個故好有趣，會繼續追落去，加油！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZ5BPd492T
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就憑呢句，阿仁覺得之前所有嘅努力都係值得嘅。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD2KzQbdQA
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「『夜半廚神』？咁咪淨係識整宵夜？個名咁搞笑嘅？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwI7InACNF
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阿仁碌多幾吓隻mouse，confirm今次留言嘅係一位女讀者，而作爲一條毒撚，佢第一時間好似發現新大陸咁衝入廚房同米芝蓮報喜。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEXZPtMMsB
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當時，我響茶餐廳聽住阿仁講嘅呢段往事，個樣依然一臉陶醉。可想而知，有人俾like同留言對寫故嘅仁嚟講係幾咁重要。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHxFz8AtHN
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「夜半廚神....呢個名好熟.....」我食住個沙牛麵，搜索記憶中舊登嘅紅人。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7GBSewch9
夜半廚神，真名許倩寧，我記得當年佢響舊登都有相當唔錯嘅人氣，尤其佢好中意半夜出po教人整宵夜，搞到好多人都減肥失敗。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cNtiwLWwP
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「夜半廚神，係咪.....」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY99H1GUoU
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「冇啦，佢唔係我女友。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDspaJa8i5
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「我係問，佢係咪俾人騙財騙色嘅受害人之一。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s7cncVv4V
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阿仁呆咗呆，然後帶點點唏噓咁講，「我最初識佢果陣，佢只係響舊登睇小說嘅普通讀者。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs2A4j9w15
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「咁佢係咪....」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctAOp1kT0q
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阿仁示意我俾佢講埋落去，「直到佢響講故台，遇到食過唔少女讀者嘅林昭煌。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMt5pzyfWA
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「寫故都可以呃女上床？會唔會誇張咗d呀。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiMg2Bc34N
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「你唔得唔代表冇人咁做。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Xp6Iztgw8
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果陣，舊登的確有傳聞話講故台有幾個熱門作家私下約女讀者爆房，甚至有簽曬出版社嘅作者搞到醜聞曝光，最後連頭家都散埋。但係，而家唔係就咁約爆房，而係講緊騙財騙色，刑事嚟喎！590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNRdTcG735
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阿仁見我唔多信佢講嘅嘢，攞咗本筆記出嚟，入面寫咗一堆人名、日期、賬戶號碼同金額，而就咁睇吓ｄ金額有幾多個零，我粗略估計騙財嘅金額都有成百萬港元。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNe2CD1oHNk
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「咁大單嘢，做乜唔報警，要走去搵人寫故？」既然攞得ｄ資料出嚟，佢阿仁早就估到我一定會咁問，「你以爲我哋未試過報警同搵律師？呢本嘢ｄ料，根本鋤條仆街唔入。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTLZxGGp8R
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我見阿仁認真個樣，又真係唔似老作，而佢見我冇乜表示，就索性繼續講落去。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeQvu4Ro3S
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「果陣，我本小說一日更新幾次，我仲應承咗小倩絕對唔會爛尾。無論ＯＴ到幾夜，就算逼緊巴士又好，去緊廁所都好，總之我一有機會就坐低寫故。原因係因爲，小倩答應過我，只要我寫曬個故事，佢就肯出嚟見面。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ4tuYc1Vv
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噢，明曬。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pVaHrsWLb
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阿仁講到呢度，我諗所有人都知道後面會發生咩事。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9voGv8mVf
