時間返一返去2010年嘅5月先。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR99gXddT5y
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當年嘅阿仁，只係一個響舊登冇人睇、冇人理嘅二打六。同好多人一樣，阿仁響舊登寫故，目的就只有一個。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBS9c8NQfJ
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「我要出小說！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtQu5jg61o
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阿仁大嗌一聲，拍兩吓自己塊面就坐低繼續寫今晚要出po嘅連載內容。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo2RLoeO5M
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當一個人豪情萬丈、雄心壯志嘅時候，身邊梗係會有d人走出嚟潑吓冷水，而響阿仁身邊負責呢個崗位嘅，就係佢嘅死黨韋子賢，又或者用阿仁嘅嗌法「米芝蓮」。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKmExZadFH
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「寫乜鬼故丫你，一出po就大量負評，都未見過有人俾like。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvnBT0IO23
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米芝蓮人如其名，係一條正宗嘅死肥仔。不過雖然呢條友把口勁臭，但佢亦係唯一肯睇阿仁本小說同俾意見佢嘅人，所以就算俾人兜口兜面咁寸，阿仁都唔會有太大反應。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWCeHxw4zA
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「你唔俾我係下一個九把刀咩。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRHJyXd8Pp
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阿仁當時呢句，簡直就係佢嘅黑歷史。不過舊登年代，真係有好多人想做九把刀，尤其後來《那些年》上映，個個都希望俾電影公司睇中自己個故。當中有人成功出書、同出版社簽約，就算把口無講話羨慕，個心都希望自己能夠成爲幸運兒。只可惜，阿仁寫嘢從來都只係得三分鐘熱度，一出po俾人負評，再寫兩話冇人睇就自動收皮開新故。咁嘅寫作態度，難怪佢響舊登浮沉咗好多年，始終都係一個冇人識嘅爛尾王。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9bTtQZx4h
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「你？算罷啦，俾夠十把刀你都冇用，下個禮拜冇人睇你咪開新故囉。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjk72dFnPB
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「今次唔同㗎啦，今次條橋好掂！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTY9Esup0d
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「係咩？睇過.....」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnq5T3Al8m
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米芝蓮用佢個肥腩一嘢撞開阿仁，搶埋隻mouse。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedvyjf3ipS
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「出咗７頁都仲係單機呀？好心你啦，人哋輕鬆出po閒閒哋幾百個like，唔知你打算繼續單機到幾時呢？」米芝蓮食住個勢，繼續連珠炮發：「喂，唔好咁多廢話住，你點搞㗎，屋企個雪櫃連一支汽水都無嘅？仲有呀，個冷氣開得就開盡啦，涼多一度半度，唔會破產㗎。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkGp9hzyGp
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米芝蓮趁阿仁忙住寫稿，乾脆開鬼曬佢廚房所有櫃，終於響某個暗角搵到阿仁ｄ珍藏。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3WTvpfmre
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「哇屌，你唔撚係呀嘛，d啤酒擺櫃入面都唔擺雪櫃，你中意飲熱啤㗎？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9wBotLmQh
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「屌你，果ｄ特別版嚟，你咪掂呀！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmvoafKXSX
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阿仁把口一邊鬧，一邊劈劈啪啪咁將構思好嘅劇情打出嚟，結果皇天不負有心人，今晚阿仁個故終於有人留言。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaQl9zBFpW
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「呢個故好有趣，會繼續追落去，加油！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG76aTnQtKY
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就憑呢句，阿仁覺得之前所有嘅努力都係值得嘅。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ9KtgesSD
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「『夜半廚神』？咁咪淨係識整宵夜？個名咁搞笑嘅？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD3qCfoYJq
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阿仁碌多幾吓隻mouse，confirm今次留言嘅係一位女讀者，而作爲一條毒撚，佢第一時間好似發現新大陸咁衝入廚房同米芝蓮報喜。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzY27yJ2Sg6
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當時，我響茶餐廳聽住阿仁講嘅呢段往事，個樣依然一臉陶醉。可想而知，有人俾like同留言對寫故嘅仁嚟講係幾咁重要。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeXNEtexGz
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「夜半廚神....呢個名好熟.....」我食住個沙牛麵，搜索記憶中舊登嘅紅人。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAvw9Y0AGM
夜半廚神，真名許倩寧，我記得當年佢響舊登都有相當唔錯嘅人氣，尤其佢好中意半夜出po教人整宵夜，搞到好多人都減肥失敗。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF8cNFwUdu
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「夜半廚神，係咪.....」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ9TkoD0v4
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「冇啦，佢唔係我女友。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnkpWPsAJH
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「我係問，佢係咪俾人騙財騙色嘅受害人之一。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeRs4uIVxZ
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阿仁呆咗呆，然後帶點點唏噓咁講，「我最初識佢果陣，佢只係響舊登睇小說嘅普通讀者。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9bjoJlJa5
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「咁佢係咪....」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr7AsazmPL
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阿仁示意我俾佢講埋落去，「直到佢響講故台，遇到食過唔少女讀者嘅林昭煌。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45YIYKVRM9
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「寫故都可以呃女上床？會唔會誇張咗d呀。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmwC8YnsHk
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「你唔得唔代表冇人咁做。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l34YZdGtP
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果陣，舊登的確有傳聞話講故台有幾個熱門作家私下約女讀者爆房，甚至有簽曬出版社嘅作者搞到醜聞曝光，最後連頭家都散埋。但係，而家唔係就咁約爆房，而係講緊騙財騙色，刑事嚟喎！510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPteiu8KED
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阿仁見我唔多信佢講嘅嘢，攞咗本筆記出嚟，入面寫咗一堆人名、日期、賬戶號碼同金額，而就咁睇吓ｄ金額有幾多個零，我粗略估計騙財嘅金額都有成百萬港元。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME3O6BqV2f
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「咁大單嘢，做乜唔報警，要走去搵人寫故？」既然攞得ｄ資料出嚟，佢阿仁早就估到我一定會咁問，「你以爲我哋未試過報警同搵律師？呢本嘢ｄ料，根本鋤條仆街唔入。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Gu19ZEWQy
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我見阿仁認真個樣，又真係唔似老作，而佢見我冇乜表示，就索性繼續講落去。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p94Pz4IRG
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「果陣，我本小說一日更新幾次，我仲應承咗小倩絕對唔會爛尾。無論ＯＴ到幾夜，就算逼緊巴士又好，去緊廁所都好，總之我一有機會就坐低寫故。原因係因爲，小倩答應過我，只要我寫曬個故事，佢就肯出嚟見面。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjxmj1kvSk
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噢，明曬。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JKdvIH0tQ
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阿仁講到呢度，我諗所有人都知道後面會發生咩事。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6HlPvxJHx
