唔知係咪我嘅錯覺,但當翠欣講呢番說話嘅時候,我全身突然feel到一股寒意,令我不由自主咁坐開少少。365Please respect copyright.PENANAc3XQGwR7WO
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「我見佢周圍同人打招呼,咪信佢真係響度做過囉。點知原來佢只係唔怕面懵,周圍同人打招呼扮熟嚟呃我!」365Please respect copyright.PENANAuiLd6OiIco
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雖然係好衰,但聽到翠欣咁講我忍唔住笑咗。今次佢唔扁嘴啦,直接用拳頭打咗我手臂一下。365Please respect copyright.PENANAUWLGQ6RXx0
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「邊有人會做d咁嘅嘢㗎!」我彷彿見到昭煌同個清潔姨姨扮熟嘅情景,笑到標眼淚。365Please respect copyright.PENANAf4uhRyJKg8
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「咪係囉。」翠欣首次露出可愛嘅笑容,「我唔係d未拍過拖嘅女仔,以前中學嗰陣都試過有男朋友,但係阿健——」365Please respect copyright.PENANAJErYvXv3Gh
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「你仲叫佢阿健?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAlAAvdQgtoz
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「....昭煌佢有事業心、有諗法,講嘢幽默得嚟又識得響適當時候俾意見我。佢嗰種穩重、細心、同埋令人安心嘅感覺,響其他男仔身上根本俾唔到我。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAObEHaMVhHx
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「哇,你咁講,踩低曬好多巴打喎。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAN3ADk2F8ym
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「討論區班人,平時響度踩人、認叻就得,出到嚟.......算罷啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAS3qwrG2UQG
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我相信,翠欣所講嘅「唔掂」應該係包括埋我在內,但聽到呢度,我不期然咁諗,無論係真又好、假又好,昭煌悉心營造出嚟嘅假象,全部都係對準咗班女仔想要乜然後對症下藥。當然,佢好清楚自己擅長乜嘢、識d乜嘢,所以佢一直不斷擴大自己個魚塘,等更多魚游埋自己身邊,然後揀最適合嘅嚟落手。365Please respect copyright.PENANAycg81ycaDr
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面對小倩,昭煌知道對方想去日本學烹飪,所以佢就飾演一個移民咗去日本、事業有成嘅男人。面對做見習護士嘅翠欣,佢就化身同行嘅前輩,無微不至咁指導、安慰對方。365Please respect copyright.PENANAFLBq8biy8K
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其實,呢d招式全部都係所謂約會專家、溝女達人講嘅嘢嚟。只不過公式擺咗響度,騙子都成功食女無數,但作爲一名毒撚,我依然係做唔到咁有策略性嘅女性攻略。365Please respect copyright.PENANAZZUMRT1Ebf
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「做咩呀,想學昭煌食女呀?」翠欣好似睇穿咗我諗乜咁,故意挨埋嚟。365Please respect copyright.PENANABBYtYwX8ge
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「係呀,想食你呀。」我面不紅氣不喘,半認真咁答佢。365Please respect copyright.PENANAE4VXJlyuFt
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「你敢!我話俾波利聽㗎!」365Please respect copyright.PENANA2YpUUa7WGQ
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「你咪話囉,波利又唔係我女朋友。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA0gd2fDBc0j
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翠欣聽到我咁講,略略呆咗兩秒,然後急急轉換話題。365Please respect copyright.PENANAsjDCU5TRJe
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「昭煌話佢都係做護士嘅,好明白返shift幾攰、幾辛苦,所以佢有一排成日就我時間約我食飯,仲試過特登親自下廚整飯盒俾我。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAwwzADb2iAt
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飯盒攻勢,我以爲係對男人先有效,原來對女人都work喎。365Please respect copyright.PENANAUJY8HtLvou
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所謂有心人裝無心人,昭煌呢個「前輩」嘅照顧同曖昧嘅氣氛令翠欣慢慢習慣咗身邊有個「完美對象」,但佢最高明嘅係,佢從來都唔會刻意打破兩人之間嘅曖昧關係。365Please respect copyright.PENANAeIAWCx6L00
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「佢有時會因爲『當值』同『瞓覺』突然失蹤一兩日,咁我自己都係做呢行嘅,無理由唔體諒佢㗎嘛。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAI1cwbPdmv4
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我聽到呢度拍一下大腿,唔怪之得條友揀護士呢個假身份啦,可以攞正牌玩失蹤,不愧係時間管理大師!365Please respect copyright.PENANAXYXiHWQgjO
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「我點估到佢咁衰用呢個假身份嚟呃住我,原來外面仲有好多個女人!」365Please respect copyright.PENANA2H3fXpodbm
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好多個?365Please respect copyright.PENANAi79PqG8gHF
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「嗯....」翠欣又一次雙眼泛起淚光。365Please respect copyright.PENANAhBJeZdkX1S
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我望住翠欣,嘆咗口氣,睇住佢不斷流眼淚但唔知可以講d咩嚟安慰佢。365Please respect copyright.PENANAHfeYF1Q7ue
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所有毒撚都知,響曖昧同拍拖之間,永遠都有條跨越唔到嘅鴻溝。就算你做盡天下間最sweet嘅嘢,對方始終同你差嗰一步。即使我訪問咗所有俾昭煌呃過嘅女仔,我最多都只係知佢用咗咩手段令人對佢有feel,但我始終解釋唔到,點解d女仔肯爲一個其貌不揚,甚至係體格、品德、性格都唔合格嘅男人動情,甚至係願意爲佢付出一切。365Please respect copyright.PENANAUDBpoxTGvx
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「我唔知....我都唔知點解會咁鍾意佢!」365Please respect copyright.PENANAoAMMBxEY66
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翠欣壓抑住自己歇斯底里嘅情緒,過咗幾秒眼淚終於不受控咁湧出嚟,大滴大滴咁掉落大腿。佢冇大嗌,甚至只係用力捂住自己個嘴,唔俾自己嘅聲音泄漏出去,全身不斷係咁震,呼吸急促到好似喘緊氣咁。365Please respect copyright.PENANA7bizDBglQb
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我從來未見過一個女人喊成咁,連想遞張紙巾俾佢嘅手都僵咗響半空。嗰一刻,我知道無論講咩、做咩都幫唔到,仲可能搞到場面更加尷尬。我唯有望住佢,感受住翠欣全身散發出嚟嘅無助同痛苦,腦入面一片空白,等風暴慢慢過去。365Please respect copyright.PENANAXdkurA8FNs
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「唔...唔好意思.....」365Please respect copyright.PENANAqDuZ5l9d0C
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翠欣逐漸平靜落嚟,終於接過我遞過去嘅紙巾。佢抹咗抹d眼淚,然後慢慢開口,講出一d佢從未同任何人提過嘅事。365Please respect copyright.PENANApYv3uDrJ59
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「其實佢年紀大我咁多,我仲成日叫佢做飛爺,真係唔明點解會同佢一齊。」翠欣苦笑一聲,深深吸咗口氣,「有一排,我哋隔幾日就見一次,無論係同佢食飯,抑或響醫院附近行吓,都有講有笑,嗰陣真係好開心、好自在。然後我返夜更嘅時候,佢會陪我傾WhatsApp,醫院發生咩事唔開心,佢又可以俾到意見我。我知道自己開始有d鍾意佢,但係佢從來都唔肯講話自己係咪鍾意我。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAO40u4qiXjt
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然後,有一晚,昭煌突然問咗翠欣一個問題。365Please respect copyright.PENANAkOmnxpSwsK
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「你有無興趣一齊上廣州玩呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAtAn0JMwWJ4
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最初,翠欣對昭煌嘅建議都有少少抗拒,但昭煌一步步send d景點相、美食相俾佢睇,又同佢講話好熟廣州,可以帶佢食好嘢。慢慢,翠欣就由抗拒變成不自覺咁幻想同昭煌去旅行。365Please respect copyright.PENANAmWUPMOge4f
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「放心啦,我帶你去玩,包你好食好住。」經過幾個月嘅相處,再加上昭煌拍曬心口寫包單,翠欣終於瞞住屋企人,第一次同男人單獨去旅行。365Please respect copyright.PENANA0caVuk5Of7
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俗語話:「女人係唔理性嘅動物」365Please respect copyright.PENANASRxIubcii9
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昭煌花咗幾個月嘅悉心鋪排,終於令翠欣呢個自以爲都有d戀愛經驗嘅妹豬失去咗方寸。結果響佢哋出發上廣州之前,翠欣就已經不斷響度幻想呢次旅行會發生d咩。365Please respect copyright.PENANAdqjLciBXJH
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「如果只係當佢普通朋友嘅話,我諗我未必會答應佢上廣州。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAeKqXBXNM6q
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「不過你嗰陣已經鍾意咗佢,自然又係另一回事啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANABo4bzu0Y9C
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換言之,昭煌唔單只鋪排好曬所有嘢先嚟約翠欣,甚至係用呢個問題去check呢個妹豬究竟食得未。365Please respect copyright.PENANAvolvgFxoMA
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「嗰朝我哋搭直通車上廣州,佢帶我去咗好多地方,全日都玩得好開心。平時我最驚同人逼嘅,但嗰次我竟然肯同佢逼廣州嘅地鐵,仲去咗黃沙水產市場食扇貝。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAJJuH8F356G
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離開香港之後,翠欣響陌生嘅城市變得更加依賴昭煌,終於昭煌響繁忙嘅廣州街頭,成功拖住翠欣隻手。365Please respect copyright.PENANA3GzohaaKPE
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「嗰刻,我有少少錯愕,但我只係記得佢好用力咁拖住我過馬路,連自己響邊都唔知。」翠欣低頭笑一笑,似乎仲回味緊當日發生嘅點滴。或者,對一個女人嚟講,最重要嘅唔係個男人響最後係咪呃佢,而係當佢動心嘅嗰刻,個男人係咪真心愛佢。365Please respect copyright.PENANAUd4Cpq9Uk1
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呢個,可能就係女人成日講嘅「Timing」。365Please respect copyright.PENANAgqSBKlgwhc
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「其實我都唔知行咗幾耐,總之行吓行吓,我哋就返到酒店,望吓個鐘已經夜晚十點半,所以當我知道同佢同房嗰陣,我真係嚇咗一跳。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA9KDVNvYzic
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聽到呢度,相信好多人都會同我一樣咁諗,今次翠欣真係送羊入虎口啦。點知,翠欣話嗰晚昭煌只係拖住佢隻手,兩個人攤響度傾到瞓着,竟然乜嘢都冇發生過!365Please respect copyright.PENANAekXrwnqKRZ
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「唔係呀嘛?林昭煌喎!條友咁辛苦約你上廣州,竟然淨係瞓響度同你傾計!?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAujyV4cdToo
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「乜你好想聽我俾佢呃上床嘅嘢咩?」翠欣有少少唔高興咁望住我。365Please respect copyright.PENANACIQGa92mWl
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老實講,我真係唔識點答佢。翠欣個樣唔差,戴住副眼鏡,頭髮長長、眼大大,完全就係典型嘅鄰家女孩。雖然未至於令我沈船,但佢嘅外形確實係令我有好感。之前爲咗寫劇本,我仲有信心可以保持專業,但而家我已經同阿仁講咗唔會再寫落去....365Please respect copyright.PENANABcOTGUuEvm
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就響我猶豫緊嘅時候,翠欣忽然開口:「所以你只係一個普通嘅鹹濕佬囉。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAPt8JbbIJAK
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「唔明。」我雙手一攤,乾脆等佢解釋。365Please respect copyright.PENANAHsvbs1VLxz
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翠欣白咗我一眼,然後話:「女仔嘅直覺好準,你哋d鹹濕佬諗咩,一望就知啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAac54fJuUNe
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連登仔成日話「有食唔食,罪大惡極」,但昭煌嘅耐性反而成爲咗攻略翠欣嘅最大關鍵。365Please respect copyright.PENANAAMHt1rCBfU
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「佢好有風度,講嘅、做嘅,全部都係爲咗博取個女仔嘅信任。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAlSyJ8OYO7X
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如果話「信佢一成,雙目失明」,咁翠欣信佢十成,結果當然就乜都冇剩啦。365Please respect copyright.PENANAyIdy2QNMab
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去完廣州之後,翠欣幾乎無時無刻都同昭煌傾WhatsApp,就算俾醫院其他同事投訴,翠欣都只係覺得人哋針對自己。就連最初介紹佢睇昭煌嘅小說嗰位師姐Maggie都忍唔住出聲話佢。365Please respect copyright.PENANAkEkSdh44J4
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「做咩啫,send吓message之嘛,洗唔洗咁呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAw59yWFsSfN
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翠欣一臉不滿咁坐響醫院canteen,旁邊嘅Maggie見佢起曬弶,嘆一口氣,「你實習㗎咋,而家就嚟考試,無謂因爲個非飛人影響自己啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAKSfopWckof
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「人哋有名叫林柏健㗎。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAgapFdujdmf
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「之前你仲叫緊佢『飛爺』,而家改口叫阿健,即係做埋人哋條女啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAsIxP6gyifp
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「黐線啦,同佢傾計之嘛,邊有做佢條女啫....」365Please respect copyright.PENANA2An4wLMXIC
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「總之,非飛人呢排響討論區好多是非,我勸你唔好黐埋條友度啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAK45G76UAkx
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「阿健有同我講過話佢搞緊出書嘅嘢,班高登仔眼紅佢所以搞事之嘛。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAj2zX95hJ4w
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「阿健阿健,我睇你個腦入面淨係得番個佢一個㗎啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA6uPb4GtvYE
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原本翠欣對昭煌只係帶住一份朦朧嘅感覺,但經Maggie一講,佢開始察覺到自己對昭煌嘅感覺出現咗微妙嘅變化。佢開始在意自己同昭煌嘅關係就差一小步,所以當昭煌再約佢去澳門玩嘅時候,佢好爽快就答應咗。365Please respect copyright.PENANAvEzC3FhUZo