係喎,寫咗咁耐故,突然發現我一直都未同大家講我正職係做咩嘅添。414Please respect copyright.PENANAN6vyuI6i5L
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小弟其實只係廣告公司入面嘅一名職員仔,所以就算心入面就算屌曬鬼,我都要令自己嘅語氣響最短嘅時間內恢復平靜。414Please respect copyright.PENANApx4HVzPnXo
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「請問,個客想改星期幾睇Presentation?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAW9pEALnsQL
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係平靜到好似響茶樓問人開咩茶嗰隻。414Please respect copyright.PENANAgz9gSOkOGV
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電話另一邊,老細見我冇太大反應,乾脆理所當然咁話個客聽晚要飛日本,月底先返嚟,叫我聽朝一早準備好份PowerPoint帶上去人哋公司。414Please respect copyright.PENANA1ghUM8s0GG
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即係佢想我立即返去公司,今晚通頂搞掂份PowerPoint,聽朝上去人哋公司。414Please respect copyright.PENANA3KV3MZcw9C
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我望吓個鐘,夜晚七點幾,我連飯都未食,啱啱返到屋企你就叫我返公司通頂....414Please respect copyright.PENANATHFo6zHNO3
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「我——」我停咗半秒,吞咗後面四個字,然後話,「知道啦。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAmNh4No8n59
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唔知從咩時候開始,每次遇到d離譜嘅事,我嘅感覺都會變得好抽離。尤其當擺響我面前嘅選項只係得「做」同「冇錢交租」嘅時候,我簡直覺得講多句都係蝕俾對方。414Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9DpwqmqhC
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既然係咁,我乾脆打電話俾阿仁同佢講,今晚公司有嘢要通頂,叫佢試試同雷哥講錄音室個Booking改期啦,點知....414Please respect copyright.PENANAiiUPzkL6NR
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「人哋安排好曬檔期,就算唔去都要俾錢㗎!改期,條數係咪你俾?」414Please respect copyright.PENANA7hr3302iWC
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咁即係又要我硬食啦。414Please respect copyright.PENANA3eM4DD4Is9
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我一手將電話掟咗落床,死死地氣咁換衫返公司,結果九點幾返到去,啱啱坐低,部電話就彈咗昭煌響群組嘅最新留言出嚟。414Please respect copyright.PENANAoxRC4O50EL
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「條女啱啱出糧,今晚想出去食餐好嘅,大家有咩好提議?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAwyQ5UenZAs
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我谷咗成晚嘅粗口終於爆發。414Please respect copyright.PENANAqx7LcyVpne
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當我響度OT通頂,你個仆街就出去食飯搵條女找數,咁嘅世界公平咩?更估唔到嘅係,漫漫長夜,我竟然淪落到要靠睇昭煌響講故台大發偉論嚟打發時間。414Please respect copyright.PENANAUucL4ZJXHQ
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「老老實實,我都講過好多次,我唔係作家,我只係一個講故佬嚟咋。唔好同我講乜撚嘢文筆,我寫嘢就係要迎合讀者口味,你哋要甜,我咪加甜囉,大家Happy嘛。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAsXTpa4BfQ0
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「大佬好嘢!支持繼續加甜!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAkIeJTi8uop
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一如既往,昭煌一響講故台用非飛人嘅身份講嘢,就馬上有一班人留言附和。414Please respect copyright.PENANAvyeXP26mdv
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「加甜唔係問題,不過有d仆街乜撚嘢都老奉咁呢!就算你話食得鹹魚抵得渴,我都係咁講㗎啦,你要我滿足你,咁你跟我規矩玩囉。我係要讚、要留言、要閃卡呀,有咩問題先?」414Please respect copyright.PENANASZL21SN0w8
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「非飛人你條仆街,又響度叫人俾閃卡!」414Please respect copyright.PENANALkpw6PDeF7
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「收皮啦,乞兒,呢度唔歡迎你呀,大佬唔洗理佢。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAGxou3ittXe
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「多謝各位嘅支持,大家知我份人最睇唔過眼嗰d乜都攤大手問人攞又乜都唔付出嘅人。點解我哋講故台嘅作者寫嘢出嚟娛樂大家,仲要受嗰小撮人嘅氣先!佢哋嘅時間就係時間,我哋嘅時間就唔係嘢呀?」414Please respect copyright.PENANA1B34kTqHk9
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「大佬講得好呀!死乞兒躝啦!414Please respect copyright.PENANAcvbvwOT8Z8
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「唔中意嘅咪過主囉!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAjgexTadUvj
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「你哋班人,而家講緊條友問人攞閃卡——」414Please respect copyright.PENANAe3BIBkCTqG
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「收皮啦!!」414Please respect copyright.PENANA70rwQ2WfC1
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我一路寫PowerPoint,一路食花生,睇住昭煌又一次成功令反對佢嘅人收皮。響一片掌聲之下,我再次感受到小倩話昭煌好叻偷換概念同煽動他人係咩一回事。414Please respect copyright.PENANAnCM9QZwTXQ
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「可惜啊,佩服完d嘢都係要做....」414Please respect copyright.PENANAtaDHYO4K1o
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我伸個懶腰,望望個鐘,原來已經十二點幾。414Please respect copyright.PENANAU7nby6JpKV
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叮咚——414Please respect copyright.PENANAUQZVWHksmC
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電話突然響咗一下。414Please respect copyright.PENANAb4B1VGbAVB
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「諾斯,你而家響邊呀?」414Please respect copyright.PENANATxUdbwSx9u
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發信息俾我嘅,竟然係我一直迴避緊嘅阿嵐。414Please respect copyright.PENANAlv9y3UlyGD
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自從麥當勞嗰晚之後,我已經做到出曬面咁避開佢,開口講嘢除咗打招呼就係傾個劇嘅事,對佢敬而遠之嘅舉動就連其他人都開始留意到。究竟一個咁嘅人,爲乜要三更半夜突然搵我?414Please respect copyright.PENANAvyAvgI4Bo3
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好奇心作祟下,我回咗個短信,話自己係公司。414Please respect copyright.PENANALkZsggZ8hJ
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「咁就好啦,你介唔介意俾我上你公司過一晚夜?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAm6y4LlALzD
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吓!?414Please respect copyright.PENANAtYgs1r2cP8
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我呆咗一呆,真係冇諗過佢竟然會提出個咁嘅請求。414Please respect copyright.PENANAodSwqNDD6a
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「我錯過咗最後一班車返屋企,你唔會咁小器要我一個女仔響街等天光掛?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAGgsxsrMY0G
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好老實,我唔係冇紳士風度,只不過今時今日嘅香港,凌晨十二點冇車返屋企?就算唔搭的士都仲有大把選擇喎!414Please respect copyright.PENANAGuSrGOQ6XC
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「我唔會打擾你嘅工作㗎,我...只係想搵個地方靜吓....」414Please respect copyright.PENANAqXHR3fUbCN
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阿嵐呢句留言同平日嘅語氣好唔同,令我下意識察覺到有d嘢發生咗。414Please respect copyright.PENANAce2eLedELx
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好老實,阿嵐身材唔錯,長頭髮戴眼鏡(昭煌食得嘅女,好似都係呢種女仔),斯斯文文但眼角帶住少少嫵媚嘅感覺,相信正常男人都唔會捨得拒絕佢。只不過呢個女人隨時突然跳掣,免得過我真係唔想同佢太多交集。414Please respect copyright.PENANAEBIbfacfZK
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叮咚!414Please respect copyright.PENANA9scldw8clx
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佢再send多張可愛嘅貼圖過嚟。414Please respect copyright.PENANAgf4CfE9Zvm
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有人話,色字頭上一把刀,男人都係衰鹹濕,但我同你講,「風度」比鹹濕更加攞命,可以殺人於無影無形。414Please respect copyright.PENANAGNYH5nO0BF
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「你唔洗理我㗎,我天光就會走。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAAGL09gsWrb
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阿嵐凌晨一點幾嚟到我公司,一入門口佢就踢咗對鞋埋一邊跳上梳化。414Please respect copyright.PENANAn7dAUbi29R
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呢晚佢着得好隨意,雖然唔係一身落pub嘅戰鬥格,但一件連身長裙再加一對黑絲,雙眼帶住幾分醉意嘅佢,確實係有種引人犯罪嘅危險氣息。414Please respect copyright.PENANAtRI5XG7p7x
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作爲一個正常男人,三更半夜同一個一身酒氣、着住黑絲、領口打開隱約見到少少乳溝嘅女人共處一室,點可能會冇諗法?尤其當我聞到阿嵐身上穿嚟淡淡嘅香水味,嗅覺被刺激到嗰瞬間,我真係差d忘記咗呢個女人隨時都可以突然跳掣。414Please respect copyright.PENANABoMnvCDpwC
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我努力專心工作,但另一邊阿嵐就毫無防備咁坐響梳化篤電話,一對黑絲包裹住嘅大腿響我面前不斷更換坐姿。之前阿仁成日同我講,叫我唔好提起阿嵐同昭煌之間嘅事,但呢一刻,我實在控制唔到腦入面嘅幻想。414Please respect copyright.PENANA5avbg4tFTH
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究竟阿嵐同昭煌獨處嘅時候係點嘅情景呢?414Please respect copyright.PENANAWxJQ3OJXUP
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響微弱嘅燈光下,阿嵐飽滿嘅嘴唇帶住少許笑意,一張一合。我突然醒起柳情描述昭煌同佢做愛嘅細節,下一秒我個腦全部都係阿嵐低頭含住巨龍嘅畫面。而響吞吐之間,故事嘅主角已經由昭煌變咗我自己。414Please respect copyright.PENANAvETKgEqSRW
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辦公室、夜深、孤男寡女,成件事就好似AV劇情咁響我腦入面上演 —— 直到我突然發現阿嵐真係企咗響我隔離。414Please respect copyright.PENANAyz9OfeBtWa
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「你瞓着咗呀?嗌咗你幾聲都冇反應嘅。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAw61BugK99m
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「我....可能太攰啫.....」414Please respect copyright.PENANAybN3QmnX13
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「我想問你,廁所響邊呀?」414Please respect copyright.PENANA6UtEnALhxU
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阿嵐嘅語氣變得冷冰冰,同求我俾佢上嚟公司過夜嗰陣嘅態度判若兩人。好明顯,佢就係嗰d求人時候好聲好氣,一旦得手就故態復萌嘅人啦。414Please respect copyright.PENANAefdBqoH7yH
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我心入面暗嘆,之前篤電話嗰陣仲笑得好開心,而家對住我就立即變臉,咁嘅態度,乜嘢幻想都立即煙消雲散啦。414Please respect copyright.PENANAzQNfnazN1F
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望望牆上嘅鐘,離開見客得番七個鐘頭。算啦,乾脆洗個面清醒下,返嚟再集中精神搞掂瞓PowerPoint算啦。414Please respect copyright.PENANAsnqOSnSaMU
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「我帶你去啦。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAGkXbUNJKsN
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我好隨意咁講咗一句,但估唔到,就係呢個決定,最終竟然令我同阿仁嘈咗一鑊!414Please respect copyright.PENANAeZHX3d2TsV
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凌晨兩點,公司外面雖然唔及雷哥錄音室外咁陰森,但腳步聲響走廊迴響嘅聲音依然令人覺得心寒。一路行嘅時候,我諗住轉過頭講吓笑舒緩氣氛啦,點知發現阿嵐刻意同我保持距離,個樣好似驚我多過驚鬼咁款。我心諗,你咁驚我嘅就咪上嚟我公司過夜啦....414Please respect copyright.PENANAo63Wh8aRiO
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最後行到去廁所門口,阿嵐可能係太想避開我嘅關係,行到過咗龍都冇留意。我見狀想伸手拉一拉佢返轉頭,點知隻手遞出去時候唔小心掂到佢條腰,阿嵐即刻尖叫,嚇到我即刻彈開幾步。414Please respect copyright.PENANAcL0ywzgiTR
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下一秒,阿嵐急急衝咗入廁所,我連解釋嘅機會都冇。原本我諗住企響廁所外面等佢出嚟就道歉,點知佢一出嚟就直衝落樓。諗起佢之前響麥當勞跳掣個樣,我一時間都唔知好唔好追上去。而更令我意外嘅係,當我走到樓梯口,仲未決定係咪要追落樓嘅時候,我突然聽到阿嵐講電話嘅聲音響樓下傳上嚟。414Please respect copyright.PENANAzeq9bAk2gK
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「條友非禮我呀!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAG7Cc4R9oO8
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「佢一路眼甘甘咁望住我,我已經週身唔舒服㗎啦。」414Please respect copyright.PENANASFd1TFgGJl
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「你話佢冇膽啫,萬一佢夾硬嚟點算?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAs1bmGnF83C
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「最衰你啦,今晚突然話要貼昭煌海報,我預咗今晚上你度㗎嘛!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAo2mCEitp2A
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雖然只係簡單嘅幾句,但我已經明曬,好明顯同阿嵐講緊電話嘅就係阿仁。414Please respect copyright.PENANAwYVxtnOIs9
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佢哋兩個究竟發展到咩地步我唔清楚,亦冇興趣知道,但我好清楚阿仁係唯一知道我今晚要返嚟公司OT嘅人。條友今晚特意安排阿嵐上嚟,背後唔知又有咩目的。不過無論佢有咩苦衷或者計劃都好,我真係受夠阿仁呢種每個動作背後都另有企圖嘅性格。414Please respect copyright.PENANA0uKBo1ZVAg
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所以我決定搞掂個Presentation之後同條友攤牌,臥底之類嘅嘢,唔洗再搵我。414Please respect copyright.PENANA1ry3A4fYYS
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而正當我返入office集中精神做嘢嘅時候,公司門口又再一次傳嚟敲門聲。414Please respect copyright.PENANA6xRhEVCj1R
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頂你個肺,手指唔小心掂到條腰咋喎,個阿嵐唔係癲到走去報警呀嘛?414Please respect copyright.PENANApgbASpDBJT
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「呢度附近冇車。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAyF3vDOwCA4
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阿嵐就咁丟低咗一句,一個箭步行番埋梳化嗰度,冇幾耐就瞓着咗,睇到我目定口呆。414Please respect copyright.PENANAgQUWg84Gmw
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呢個女人,啱啱先同阿仁投訴話我非禮佢,而家轉過頭就走返嚟,毫無防備咁一嘢攤響度瞓到死豬咁。俾人唔當係嘢我都試得多,但咁嘅事我都係第一次遇到。414Please respect copyright.PENANA8jIdVZnxst
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結果呢晚,我索性開住公司部cam影住自己,確保阿嵐唔會入鏡,一方面保障自己,另一方面免得佢又突然唔知發咩神經,響公司搞出個麻煩嘅話,真係會連份工都冇埋。414Please respect copyright.PENANAhqrZRQXJLr
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好彩,阿嵐呢一覺瞓到八點幾,起身之後佢一句唔該都冇就着番鞋走咗。我見難得瘟神走咗,公司仲未有人返嚟,趁搞掂咗個PowerPoint就梳洗一下,出去食個早餐。之後,我同老細出去見客,直落忙足全日,到我終於返到屋企嘅時候,已經係直踩咗36個鐘頭之後嘅事。414Please respect copyright.PENANAZVS2c8GRX7
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