「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAPvokxJqdxp
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。1090Please respect copyright.PENANALFfa2zy9ey
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAwJndU89Ffg
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAPDWQNnAG6Y
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。1090Please respect copyright.PENANA3RP4BKR6uW
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」1090Please respect copyright.PENANApSnEG4YO97
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAV0IIt7a2Xc
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAAYd4MI0xfp
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAwxii7aez0q
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。1090Please respect copyright.PENANAxSVVRRChnO
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。1090Please respect copyright.PENANAUHqww2DVU0
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。1090Please respect copyright.PENANAqMDvMHHEP8
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1090Please respect copyright.PENANAjpOUUPbTvk
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。1090Please respect copyright.PENANAWJUepywth6
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「我準備入海底。」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAGBQT2v024e
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巴士進入紅隧。1090Please respect copyright.PENANAG60P0KSphA
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAB84Dk5ZfBU
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「bublu。」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAOtgf3qf7aU
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」1090Please respect copyright.PENANA6IY1k1O659
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「我上返水面喇。」1090Please respect copyright.PENANAgL8kixjrUW
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