四月五日 星期五 二零二四 暴雨81Please respect copyright.PENANARo9uCflknN
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七姑軼事兩則:81Please respect copyright.PENANA2Vz9nu3Pau
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昨晚她跟阿姨吐苦水。81Please respect copyright.PENANAElL7mFWthR
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七姑:我真的受不了那新客,做什麼也龜速,吃頓飯吃了45分鐘都沒吃完81Please respect copyright.PENANA2S0IpO4KSM
我:好像我XD81Please respect copyright.PENANAAuLaUw0Mvt
七姑:剛剛想講跟我女兒一樣,個衰女已自首了81Please respect copyright.PENANAVHcT8QZAyi
七姑:她去擠奶,半個鐘後我問她擠完沒,她說還未開始擠!不知她搞半個鐘搞什麼81Please respect copyright.PENANAhgoM0COoas
我:好明顯無貨,擠不出來81Please respect copyright.PENANA64gDKiTqVu
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七姑今天下班回家時在街上看到個帥哥暈大浪,那鮮肉說自己在大陸剛下來,問她在哪裡有餐廳。七姑指給他看後,那鮮肉又問她有無錢請他吃飯,七姑聽到錢字突然覺醒,說自己無錢。81Please respect copyright.PENANASzcqMJOZQn
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我告誡她:低能,看到鮮肉就暈浪,講國語的十居其十都是騙錢的啦,要聽他們問話嗎?81Please respect copyright.PENANASyyo0OryLm
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下課後到了女僕餐廳買了個炸雞餐。現在外賣紙杯沒膠蓋,只有紙蓋。我不是不支持環保,而是新的環保方案更不環保,紙蓋真的蓋不穩。剛好今晚遇上暴雨,車子急轉彎,我手上的檸檬水就濺出,倒到薯條上。幸好我托著紙袋底部,回家發現它的底已溶了。如果我沒托底,應該整份晚餐掉到地上沒了。81Please respect copyright.PENANAeXVncNH41U
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雖然保住了晚餐,但吃著軟掉的,滿是檸檬味的薯條和炸雞真的災難。明顯那群膠官有錢,不吃外賣,不懂民間疾苦,推什麼走塑,結果紙的餐具很快溶掉,人們為了防止紙包裝溶掉,多包幾個紙袋,結果製造更多紙質垃圾。走膠變硬膠。81Please respect copyright.PENANA1R1Ay4WvNl