八月十七日 星期六 二零二四 陰87Please respect copyright.PENANAngPJtIKcP0
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男友:睏,被龜吵醒87Please respect copyright.PENANATMCX6xf0kZ
我:牠們那麼活躍啊?87Please respect copyright.PENANAjgdPhmsw8X
男友:每次換完水就瘋了的撞缸撞石87Please respect copyright.PENANA2Zlpf0tHaY
我:不換水不行吧?還是下午換比較好?87Please respect copyright.PENANAW1X3zMVQLd
男友:不換不行,昨晚換看到一些像小魚的物體在游,可能是蟲。太早換水又不太混濁87Please respect copyright.PENANAaAj5kLNgYt
我:蟲= =‘’87Please respect copyright.PENANA7LuEvnUuOo
我:(圖片)一大早收到詐騙短訊,說我的銀聯卡買的保險快到期,不取消就自動續期在銀聯卡扣$72,000。我沒用銀聯卡買過保險,上網查看發現是新的詐騙短訊,寫一個大金額,讓人慌張打電話去查詢時騙人說出銀聯卡號碼及密碼,然後偷用家的卡來刷。不知騙子怎樣用到銀聯卡的電話號碼發短訊,不過一看到是殘體字馬上知道是詐騙了。用殘體字也好,一看到就知道是詐騙,容易分辨87Please respect copyright.PENANAD7bULWrOz1
男友:又是$72,00087Please respect copyright.PENANARaRh8oHj4z
我:你也收過這短訊嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANAmgbwgUhoob
男友:沒有,同事昨天收過,騙人的金額都相同那麼蠢XD87Please respect copyright.PENANAPx4EU8MZ8S
我:我剛剛去廁所,老頭忍不住,竟然去廚房攞個食物盤子小便,好噁心87Please respect copyright.PENANAEmolV5XoWQ
男友:扔掉,不然你媽咪一會拿來盛食物87Please respect copyright.PENANAjAIe3DwH7n
我:扔掉啦。七姑大叫「他不會用膠盤子嗎?用我個不鏽鋼盤子,不鏽鋼盤子貴多少啊!氣死我了,我要扔他進老人院!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAmDnCL573nW
男友:即使Auntie 肯,也要當時人願意才行,除非他老人癡呆87Please respect copyright.PENANAVMcAZC7XhF
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