作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsQoqy4BLz北冥有魚，其名為鯤。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFTS3WW31a
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtIN2ic1f5
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWs5KYcSUh
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Y1lezBVYq
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDJxezANx7
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzwxZx1eEz
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSTZFobT3G
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzf82SxkOa
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAG3wfYtCo
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBPqhnOucB
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5zTTKHWYd
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyoMd68jxA
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南冥者，天池也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuOqeI1zZv
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HzEdlnrVm
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuvqoxbE4B
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4sIdtlxAM
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkIZPQbiuY
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgTfasLaDz
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjtt6Q7JI8
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jIONjhp8U
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUsJ0SJ8LW
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7HiW1CC71
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLzoURIwEJ
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTMdNCdtUb
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2rMkAPYNq
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWglONOD7L
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NVfePGcu0
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafvNE8NoSN
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz3BzmW1U3
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQeR75l2O4
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB0lv2uqR7
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUOGJKAXLs
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoSX4VgOoz
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXk8HHLgcJ
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Pq0ZN9pCf
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeNBrL1BC5
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGisPng7xo
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvNB2g5IfT
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g0RcEmL17
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVSRSbX6EK
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk1YRTtlzL
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHAi1JEzFj
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欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8adbp5iX6
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAIMzp8uNx
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSnAbQNjg3
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVko9AY7a9z
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSal1JABnxV
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXuq3hBrTw
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2h1jDV86E
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYthftSG63
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3GjwPeqaK
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oqTYw6sdL
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMJS12E4uD
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZFAalDNfJ
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIgKZDRBAB
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湯之問棘也是已：779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyt6FAcOYq
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lV30hGxmZ
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmV0rmPx6X
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRJxlVVqu3
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOERAY0Wyl
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmuCRPN34T
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgAtNzvVmB
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCgtrrN0qq
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtEc0aMkzS
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFxMrM60tT
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG6Jk3BzkB
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4qrWevF1k
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3NmPvaOJ4
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSyjBjtpeB
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQAkjH0kb9
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3okY6aNR3a
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZQmzwquTF
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjKkvG0BuF
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此大小之辯也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡny9tcGjFUT
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQo1vhJbRn
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJJb1vGzNp
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrUx4kXWlx
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xNgp1qRER
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVOInbij5L
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWQrUooZXY
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQWtD4m2XO
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeljOKBCQP
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8q6geaKAra
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkH4xII3nq
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IUX4LpIGW
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYbMeh4GEe
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNdFKUswW8
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMsPTekVHx
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHVizwnaW2
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoG1AXAVP1V
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AZYfnHgla
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhXWu9w8UJ
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn4qaJEkjj
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOoQGOCDAp
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIgsTQSlwr
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsKvhlaDVv
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VDAMSNSxp
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNelnHKiMsF
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j7jtttQ1m
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0EKc74HHo
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLoDOrvBGa
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1DoW8T6lG
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlc2Sx0FYy
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbJeyppiTt
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5IEttTqUw
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX4Mm4FR0T
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZKfPxEwHn
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZxvsWnSbL
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfs22qUslo
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMdR6fZh4A
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoTyUDuXaw
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLJogNFPLt
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYnx8vNYid
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBRiClHqzF
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxylE29yLJ
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluXvpkEOxk
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpFonn5A54
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3EwFXBCQy
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTMZ3W7o2s
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpXNNBGraH
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3zLVuqblh
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelxnxB4vhh
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1KNTPP1o6
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyw2TH5M9Y
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzhuoZp3d4
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHgxumAbs6
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aQ5911of8
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKYJ7eUsS0
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWg0ZZ0LBX
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV5x9uJY8U
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRBpFWLpUT
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBXc6JrbN1
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuQ1j65gvO
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7CyM3Wo4z
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmewMqX4cu
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyGiMTEzln
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK2X4lFGvO
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIMwsEccFD
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZgX0CfFc2
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFinYjmwh2q
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BeaiUZ57x
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsCs94FYRX
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSPxPm1k20
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UFgkXlmva
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCzSurHb1r
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wZ7qKK5cu
不食五谷，吸風飲露；779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ltD2KjFS5
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBTxw9lFjW
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqsJlAolUP
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp56FGYCXH
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Shdi6rwuz
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDjW971InD
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqqUgR5I4D
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GrAbRfCCY
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShrDqrm4eW
吾以是狂而不信也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEuBWoK05P
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrQRukDUua
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlYVCdl4E1
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgS27qP5lZZ
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCNqrbZFgO
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCePdUllT9k
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsORlDhwo5
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3C1asAzad
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg04H0qJ60s
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCZzJxSvPV
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2reYVD4di
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGZv1QGgCJ
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHUBy3AWcQ
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRaYetAZnf
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8hx4A4cf6
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyaKiqPVsm
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4z1SBemSO
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2Xf1LlQiG
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiohF8kkMbJ
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUVHIEvsmO
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7zQ5Kn01z
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJry61mWVq8
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdcwVC8swA
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxsb4efqG5
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHuR1wqqmu
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9ttkUHLjd
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZIrTUfmbM
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOgT5uEyYq
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyiZ6AGWvd
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB23DGmc2R
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3ntErsH2c
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaIOguRZ9v
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUpkpTtpVw
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen67k4EG5u
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgcjgEhrCW
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJHl5nlp1A
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzo7nuaED1S
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSmHMVuO9j
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpmSqhUvQK
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvwQcarkBh
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchKHFyxnog
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIQxRjHGRV
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiDaRHvjr9
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNX6nTyOun
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlimPOgxE4P
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsOwxuuLUT
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDh79ge2pl
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4qyodR4u4
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pIPSNFviV
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp9EnsAJNn
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDvepDQA4V
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0mumspeat
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtysF0D2sDY
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSlmUqAKhA
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFASlFnA1OI
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPjXyV4LzK
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2LxhX001c
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ063HQqxfpS
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyncylY2C7
客聞之，請買其方百金。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoRgc4JbvV
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImMUhbeM7P
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALiEpfy4vd
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEW0j62Eot1
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvefOf3dM83
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nl7UCZEXG
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3Mhic1W2k
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOWxtXqJR4
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QD6QYtEWo
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdkbogK4DC
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6BGn7DM6d
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlhzx0Vhq9
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxZr1v6t1O
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpBLw9PhdS
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEX265L6aG
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Vu0mEFlWq
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57jaKnKbXs
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ106s9a2Rpb
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAoZoBtYrY
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5JiwKEipF
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvjwOT0DWO
而憂其瓠落無所容？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFR7CjNwbw
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5W0LFf9PE
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlzyo1rRe4
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uFYJlvdOC
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGewglXtcd
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cMoqKc1MM
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fcge22nhD
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVEmbJifpd
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GWlSZXkzS
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaCLX2nz7H
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIk39NvDk9K
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIymy5XJmb
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgpyiFCAME
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHQvMJ8mDS
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpchAS6SmBQ
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcSMlbdzhP
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xSYx2tqL2
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYiuzu3pBP
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy5YnpMnZG
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlOSYeFyvS
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7RSaujcpb
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2VnH8JCSA
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivRxyaQm1o
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkUr8sTran
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFfaJIfj9v
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOttqhzbcBZ
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAktnh94Gsc
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj0I5k7Gup
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cCmSbd2uF
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo06S9fDwHo
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQKBwLkvko
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqH4Cl53oJ7
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmV7NrZg7b
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd9gxlUYA6
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWdvrvkakw
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c2DYYytms
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOACGXuYjp
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z7QMIoK6o
779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpqUdlGBpw
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
