作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsNFH2bT3W北冥有魚，其名為鯤。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlRTaSonKI
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9u6FS3vO5
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQepqVmYmGV
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtejUVxtIS
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvY1m4YO9Pi
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6KCjMOxni
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJveGetZvE
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpI6kIRr4r
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz0jIiaCC4
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJFngrlltt
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbNB67FLah
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kl8RjA8po
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南冥者，天池也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQN0wbRIgf
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbOK9d9wMg
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0qjGc681J
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBMI4CRJCT
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuLEDv3Nj4
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82RLwDdSvX
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U7yzG4Zoa
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hUCswHYPp
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KmPfXcJCP
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ5ol47snA
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXZ2j16b65
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt2pZeVfzL
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGriQe6diVC
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoimGgBKgVn
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv98m6x89sY
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zkaAciRFI
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdQgIVZyWi
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhllyJe6Xx
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSx4nhGPhL
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnucp2BdSsO
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsgkc2xksw
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKeR263z2e
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTHWMXTIv7
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XVowUmpTB
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XLnPbiNSJ
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrW7AZhAK6
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMONxRFGSuX
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN8H53RlK6
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJXAdxHMbD
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEkJrCfcpW
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欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy1XzfKnWa
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpuMpOeHE4
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LG9PvCkdq
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS20HwYjQt
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlJun5OwtZ
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyUNx9lZDQ
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bAdRKNX0x
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1BMg2oFl8
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqPlOVfz4Q
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ufwK6T4W5
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVXReUS2XK
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmIVGU1bls
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjJJfxzYR3
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湯之問棘也是已：759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwXaI0lCam
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQofxrUMWm
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwQSN1VOIL
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCLpoYwGZZ
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHiYvUlgUv
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tjQQUDXu4
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ikAnw3OvN
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5VQv9CZGN
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9GrTzBmps
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHOgXJ0aea
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLJqBJo3kV
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONLiwTGd4f
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxQlMaMmit
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL13MgGs8nt
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhHbkJ78Dc
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZLUOIWahI
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4u0JcZWBbU
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK0ineeGb7
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此大小之辯也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN1fEuQQ4O
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXh3cb44E4I
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXRGKJQdLW
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPkK8hjXva
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IiCq5tZrc
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDwU4AHn1u
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfboTXgSSp
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavZPXOFlI3
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD3WC42vS9
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0N0selJyAT
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFQCACZuUh
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhewdqH4bNa
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4dqkSHeNp
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYJUIjUZ6L
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabtgyUYCpE
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaRy7pntn0
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5ZiDElJzW
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiN367jOMwq
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg4d3IHLiG
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqsMAaH6ph
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGYbmJVkvg
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpikVXM70D
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IFnCQmtYv
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHO6JEFaty
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuf1Q38VJq
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rFFQDevI8
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qofq7Brxp
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKFYMNFwXU
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01NCquQala
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOsOXRrj45
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo0eOGrY8q
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9BTIoOXj2
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOYc5WV3Yq
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndzAX3lfMD
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFQHaOfbvB
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAocPxwnone
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzavzqf0FGY
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uBLDknVfD
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBucGLu68b9
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgVbadbdWd
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw7P33Iny0
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU25KwAEsYo
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo83Q6OWTZw
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDdw6rDRuF
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uqomNWfby
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ9LKzfJHz
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAULah7COL3
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZDpoiGtYa
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BOT9xZ7wX
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUglaGkMoBp
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7xSs2lUBJ
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlimvrlt3J
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfVb3pFVpw
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAgeRUA8i1
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uUeLokzaE
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxFUVIZeG6
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UY18Evrei
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZDtnAtcgH
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIoYRPljsn
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6InpConz2K
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rIChZKVdL
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxHSZ12gDI
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KFFlhIRjs
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfYXFMuBiB
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdVuYflWsJ
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgl9mCeXtk
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吾以是狂而不信也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBjFrheBEH
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH0OR9bd0C
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdD2Vlu6Uk
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrbHSHMH4S
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zJGTGcRlV
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSiZMr4on4
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJtSSKWRM3
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNymnvA0Y98
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E1kaiaaQX
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uGrf0MsPe
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lJhZQgQDt
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKsr2nYvwp
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvuQe3OEhz
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A3gRcztF1
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1VcTS8xym
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNZpEk0kGz
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1np4Gosrwl
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XLXCTA6hc
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY4aq58seM
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSQkVNExEz
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxjtegW3Mu
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VmsSWQSs7
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EX4cNXt4N
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ819eYgsC0Q
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeoxfbfLQq
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfpO3qNxBW
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2fYlJvfe7
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOS9geK8sW
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykxDYRvzqQ
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOPcy2mmTW
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UM50baSoT
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8BjMVaWoN
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArcU9KkghX
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0Lm3dMRU7
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJitMPh2Qm
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgNvo24QsQ
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeVIbxYtnZ
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKmFVuiaHc
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Rp2PMQ3Ar
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客聞之，請買其方百金。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Zr0Sj1TD0
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4mSbbJD0q
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XouMCW2Rp
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmMxu74jXw
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjl8mshMd6
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDX62tY2L5
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8vrSPS1ii
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunBU0hw7UO
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrFv7ORSgo
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eDlAMDSj4
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7OF6O2Jxq
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgetxLzpxqA
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVSzJS37zy
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JDJJ1SY6E
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qIf1Q2XUP
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF8Fy9KAAI
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OiEYtBT7z
而憂其瓠落無所容？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHTY7yBKlH
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmoG2nysRy
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX5TykCD3P
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUN8T7lM3a
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvfMSJLdGZ
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cNUFmrOvO
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3w7T3xhbR
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTFDj25wHF
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemNg6Qp9ca
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIk6ISqoMf
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YUgAJz1PU
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4q6L5ORs6
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQDGq869G3
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj4NTP2Ehy
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXUjbdHaJQ
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarlWrDmy5w
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBH0xVAuFf
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSr3qsPbc6
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBJ7Fg3ewy
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiVU9KPMRr
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYasOb02QBl
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg5H4Y0jcf
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDDBdcNxjo
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXMWXQ7i9P
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MVi28wkP3
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmgBwBAVzW
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOInyXOJDds
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOqXSxN201
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3a5WtMugX
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSySXS9ttx
759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHyZ8ah827
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcqNDJ0cH2
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～759Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj8YPUsUZT
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
