作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz2e4CyEPK北冥有魚，其名為鯤。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uCAiKW0v9
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RTxbQ3jIK
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhppERrGtnC
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEUebQ6E6a
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGEgAGXhzY
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlauEVTZ7Az
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc1l7V4ARp
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevB4bGyJa0
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeCZB7y51a
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYGtfgwyID
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HYlLp48nZ
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCI8U2UpWB
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南冥者，天池也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNr7OiJfH9
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl1LjjRgkl
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdbk7GoGVc
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oYeMYu5QQ
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxY7s8lhD7
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w8QJ39L8f
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6GJWrijK6
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21o7MnhlcB
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMK3turw3c
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWJCZ1z76h
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSKKsMmtoV
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhd6VFpl3b
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJr5LyezEY
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUiz48skKK
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35wvEHSWLT
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfCeah83Rg
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABthg54kln
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlDU9JguZa
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ho5BWoZSE
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeBT8BDxiM
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yjUcoNXEe
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vZQCgXOGI
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTEBH4Ro05
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ADQG6z6Ii
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAqwcXwBgi
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VvBSB5jBq
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0YeSwXyal
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWuPWb3DWv
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWG0jGXgN0c
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmoHz1KWGa
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適百里者，宿舂糧，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3XGn6ixEX
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmivK8qMHa
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMMfzaYcwz
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXUDQN4Y5N
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumLig48Aow
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd5lLLPTAC
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuxmR8sAUt
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiyqWe0HZp
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAWoNzkhgd
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz3WsdSrS6
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIOrCTTpgg
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx4wZmhvTt
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3RDOE1naC
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvPrdiomV0
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湯之問棘也是已：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqqjFWahIq
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0iTi5HIHC
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSnRJpQTna
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglOESIkcaq
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukTMOPnSPa
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBNDmfbavk
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xX1hqgLjN
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs8n4CUgOo
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb4rqjv2l3
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLpuhoosCt
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMS86O4lkG
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrmqz03mNu
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRyvi8hry5
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsv5jUY6APt
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWVHhEf9LK
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0OuSB6UMs
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8Xbqfs5rb
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDtMji2zKx
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此大小之辯也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2ELx4dNrG
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICGYCxv5aQ
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjVelBjevt
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHiMBuG5qm
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUxFWPe53S
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAuojaytmh
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXeaTRxu4v
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqtQNIfLYP
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupIx8QcCKX
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXriiMsKWaV
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrj81FrDRJ
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cgosFmkGn
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXsLNvAAj7
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mOw1WAawf
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qyeUnajwx
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3hGYOVY4j
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih6vDr5AuZ
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNLuEKiKIo
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNh1sr3VTd
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUlPFdGa9N
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzdUPIhZr8
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z8obCYyhu
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRETHnCfvtk
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDQD8vimPr
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDffRPriL2
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ125MinAX6A
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelOE1ryIik
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqwYqrzVMW
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfXJ9dGfmd
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGgKr3DtLk
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvpc4rmtkV
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNERrxolGP
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHSfrqGdBd
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3LftW6SZc
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfSVFHedW1
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMwA5Gk8Le
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RaZ6mwYya
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy88pgtdzM
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp55DNoWdP
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOckrVVnMmi
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK01y14aLp
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hdhgpsTm4
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WgkhfiN0h
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlg2I6XxxO
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuJW3r1GId
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy6fOKrIwg
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwPABZMpCH
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kowVuN0hE
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY0MVtb3zH
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQHpwYObSc
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWDa35lMgo
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOxqoh00MF
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mCXswb7dO
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIR17iFZXD
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOEvB4Ku9N
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793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrTmBgTE6P
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SsWBfZSbg
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYmXvYwac9
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8OmsuBfk7
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbMEF0zUMT
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxs3Ct8PvT
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFvbWwLfWe
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblc2lfQsxD
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe2xU1DCNW
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rnqX2dlzR
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCijf3sPhb4
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZowp7QB0Z
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCydVI9VNEE
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUW1W53843
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL98uwBA5vj
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfhiH3Xtpn
不食五谷，吸風飲露；793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JYmgRz2B6
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96WU10FxoK
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPIX2pbe97
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4sqFJjxyZ
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYAPel5n1O
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEd37QlhDu
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNOKCCW4oE
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ88VtT9Py
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3H7yH2SFtO
吾以是狂而不信也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasbsEjvLn7
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOIGP5YRTk
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXtooekBM6
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAyliBRHta
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM85o9wyG0
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVEzuQaHW9
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GzEQY6lsM
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2WsIiYXCy
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHPukMdNFm
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mENt562dh
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyICGtrDt9
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdMTKBfh6L
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6T5l2PFsJ
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQmVgxs4VP
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRrVaJ6BTW
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrO74xFEK4
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqCEKqRdCX
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWEl5OBYgh
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzooDTbNDPV
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5yTQCFil5
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimwS2MkPaj
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazdfwaokXY
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxlwYVnS9n
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UPjgLXMuA
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrr3hTK5OM
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZZ5bsbTbq
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4ODG7QxYy
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg2TVZMKAN
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUWmq5O5Ki
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAQbEDZdkF
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RYqJLQCpM
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSECFoQbEuW
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT29OwYJOVj
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTTtW2ygIk
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQAWQXnHKn
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLamwxAB8ph
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNxyKMqsTn
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfOR1w0S4O
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknZt8PQXp2
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65eCEfB36T
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYWsKPHnqc
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPekHhCaoC1
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5X1pX5pE7
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRbxgHPsim
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7S9ot6iHT
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVCGvxDMg0
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY3R9ORqxy
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjoSeMOHjM
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eG8qsWd3P
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo7YzND9jc
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZacGcgzu5I
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKliLMrD1Z
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5V2kLjRwj
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVH3ON1TeM
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxV01SqDVj
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpQHpMGhRC
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcb1eMiB3U
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkJChuOD2b
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LoDgjNqfj
客聞之，請買其方百金。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHqUdoVk5E
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkerQYZcXq
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7S3iLPuwY
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkYEkZgC5V
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zT1Ak1D3V
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAasBspXkt0
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lTmTETq2l
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5SQ5OcGic
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7G5pldKB8
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7d8gVlhY4
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JV590D21k
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH8o37UXSA
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1sS2v3nGz
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7GF7dZ3H8
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVHvLlVTxJ
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG4AU4XOkB
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjz3Zrn2hGg
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VbJqCsLtE
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra2UebAhHs
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDpr2JkL0K
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOCRqn5Aku
而憂其瓠落無所容？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqv5BwhQfG
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oxahK6Tjw
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKOoQzzJQm
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBNdTJ3S9s
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y4ggHTQAI
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6nea7SL8r
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BpH0ER2UR
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXzwzRwsMd
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMZTRFlZs2
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuqH908eUC
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREfbW6yd48
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcAvJjNRHx
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO823WkCS5U
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm7A4uZcnP
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHlmvqpnGd
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn35AdJYXsy
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RPjeQsT4z
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TZrhf5S9z
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq6JNVLhDe
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0PPniJizX
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMglDuU5FC
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfbh6eiNjC
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyPddUoe7T
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx2ZnJXMr9
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZkiogAHvw
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE2nQ3L4TR
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkjImjgaib
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS33UYwtyAH
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8giZKFO0vR
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlss7IwCCeM
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiieQSb6QB
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0Z5bhXJdA
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSUJvKcvuI
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9R2TywfIy
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz6Efs3yA5
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGf2up1luxb
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgC7ikkZvB
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVigJr96Dr9
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rqfHnEHcl
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
