作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlod1iYGDbC北冥有魚，其名為鯤。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ci7MzThl4
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotR6AjfWdY
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpVk6WqWgU
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFYNET7vrM
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjOIfHT5wo
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUClnsoW5cb
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoChoTswq0
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBogRFfbcIu
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLfhFPVzXA
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFveu59kpWt
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiB2s92Zf9
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1P9bWEDaq
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南冥者，天池也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFjPtPI36U
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8NxxAjwPA
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7Un2FbmLm
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7LRTFhZMo
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmBXZZcy7m
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOZIGeTeSg
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3rKoWcWrO
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjQCjCOl0J
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXW1j8iBNF
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRaepwClnz
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFzlKwikyG
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlisoGJqZf9
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZcH073PFc
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjVLtqRDHB
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsd3LsZtXj
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSNKWwmlUr
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmRbrNIf5K
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGfL4cpZe7
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Xu7EbFsPD
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbP5nY8Wf7
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkR23hvcaJ
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKnQmISuLc
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOXj56Rerl
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLikCR0XNSk
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvHomGu0Hy
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gu5DuSU6R
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaEJHB32b2
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVk4sccvpl
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQg2Ev5D3Vt
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9Pw8ZSCxQ
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適百里者，宿舂糧，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN6S5AsAPV
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVhaHdRboh
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZc0iJpafn
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hriJZCLBC
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVF0uaEDKa
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsknzI76ZD
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6v9byqtn8r
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdVTRRRDgW
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqI0HmYqScM
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyKgq7wqWL
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9cw7iUb78
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoOBY4cBb2
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DKfv75rwH
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekro5AmRED
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湯之問棘也是已：725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMAGKL0h3h
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxrsNtYQD2
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKURUxQRmWH
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeShApdZGG
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ7Kp0Egz0
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeedj8mpBT1
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6pP1U3hKZ
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IPDH5aDTH
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPaK3c6y0C
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsnNearnp3
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYYTRa2sKU
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRtgKm8CDl
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8RP1c9cec
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLz9z0CFAh
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MIpK2pkAz
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYXeuSlQnf
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5y5koLMal
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6Z5yt1kHW
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此大小之辯也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLOB2RRPpu
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaioRdfmI57
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFQwM1quLI
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CMqcXAWVw
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRT0ayhFG2F
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYADFOYapaz
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObqfNKXOtw
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcviyP5jdc
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcoCcDscaq
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a01WLoV4s
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyje9CDCI7N
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjA99gigXV
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM9mbQwA1a
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhADnh4wf1U
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOrXOfwWfr
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhjtXJA1a7
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TyQ4wFDi9
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzcIPDStjb
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFO8LrDNva
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Nf4SWMBC
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwQbWqoHm5
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa7qhNs3o8
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JDWscM3ee
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRSc4oGroe
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1XbWPj92e
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KP8L1KLpN
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJucLzhXK71
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe54mJP3qRM
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlFEFX7K6J
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15T3Yzv2xl
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGwAo0yHNE
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyGyfR8k1B
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aCAbdpc0T
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Bsi1TeTas
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fxOldaq3r
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWAyQLfmV6
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ2WGArluA
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYG4uugQTH
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhVHGLYCVG
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjz4cACvR0
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GUu2bgALl
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LmFeLj9Ul
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL4ciJ56H6
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgEO40Q0ey
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIhhXCEUWx
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nJldU1uFS
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1PMTmqwkp
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5fZgy4hw5
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUYlUbwQYf
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQetkb6an94
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhllh3L9Zdi
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02dqD5ZzVw
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy2wFJ2xYQ
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibF7YwV9Fg
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ6wJvpzaI
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNyQx88yFj
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOu442YSlw
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthavkk2tus
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwHD9zLJLf
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LCEh9Urmj
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZcDvA7IGg
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GLxPJqHW9
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Jds1udnhR
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HwD4iTsGh
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADL3wlXH2K
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNH9oE0WaI
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJ0gMHmgVR
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxCAE1gnCs
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdlrFVf8km
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKm8508usO
不食五谷，吸風飲露；725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjMWHNhlMD
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEKcwVa0Bi
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhBZde4sUe
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipBA1qi27V
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXt5ZpXF3B
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFef0fTTZcW
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NcjnhYM8T
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAkXzMnrTW
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlde9gyZ5B
吾以是狂而不信也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Esmd8peoK
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgGlW62oTf
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcV42CI5Pq
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3u7ahsjGs
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpRGcu4nbn
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuddH7zcpg
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsajqeWSpWU
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ97i7dCmB
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWQNXwt8Oz
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEKcWyS4Yh
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeoADcRmX8
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRGBsJO4gD
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeYh7E5kjF
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhMS9ThfCO
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBPdjFpuq7
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr4ZsF9Pz3
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMt8BZxIFfq
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxil5JcI7GG
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jgto2rWil
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibySsD1dqA
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluPKhC41SQ
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyM4L3G1sn
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5jhy8lk84
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmW0Gig9Fu
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFW93Igcje
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ3kCMsfw7
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSxmyhp9wz
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cqb7P6uWi
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMbDsFXnV3
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJxNc17jmi
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmaCK6wIz8
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgabZsdbzs
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFcsFFfzke
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75j4yXhnLU
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqDNBtfCGh
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvFW3Zmha6
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWeA2psh0u
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK7i4mV2ma
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrCr6I9MmH
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DZOhDEhNE
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAqaecmuwr
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjYiJBKNIa
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdf2eJwDUI
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBzqxDXkSI
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHkXz8EEYs
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRWjcjbScj
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTM3W0lUY7
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ8DhG00wh
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ66lvODlAA
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtPDzwZbtx
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22T9jWAhfq
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizTK9oZsfW
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7LnEkk4re
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR3sNLGb6m
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVh5eZIvdr
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxLXLUDgBj
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqvtgKoPJy
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYPUGFO2PE
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8eqxzvHtS
客聞之，請買其方百金。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEjUvQMgMN
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5Sgwr6cAe
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERh8I0zAI5
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYCvtNBxdU
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN1w3QZnDC
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScZkSeAhnc
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkyxIk7IpE
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju9csQ7b3D
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXSw69yRlr
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJFqHeJ8UT
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBcnLFqldK
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSaRn1yDLG
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEURCMjd0L
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMOPHaktsh
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNdnUG5UXW
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDrbUcUDi7
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeimBhlGx6i
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWB0FiB9w4
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMSbeQrTQa
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0b56V6Bi3
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYS6kLw5WjL
而憂其瓠落無所容？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SZ8V2sFNf
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa70XQfzwTZ
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHssl3Sukw
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxlNLmVhnY
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIswaktsuLZ
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISqRU1AF9f
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eNnObGmhB
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdN1Y4q1Lw
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDi0Pd4ze4
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hv2I9ILLI
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AT6NCHTSh
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPMwy6r7fd
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUersKWb8N9
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jp1Brc4j5
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHbpnqCCT3
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH8lJtRQGO
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrVN8YdgiE
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmrEJt6CXz
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5eF9seyn2
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJhwEDVywt
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE9JP0DRiO
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CO2FTB9h5
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSQFObtXdA
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JgkxfGDKP
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUbP4WYlaf
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkg8VzTvCi
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8lBsslp0h
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqkMa8cqRx
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvkiRqlr1M
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA40OWeWcUh
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvyUndWInu
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N2k9uIqBF
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrAGUgszD2
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu8YwfIp3J
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtfsQ0KEOI
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sQu6Tx1va
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBrsfL8Yq1
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoObBneMQiM
725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhq57iPsbs
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
