
北冥有魚,其名為鯤。759Please respect copyright.PENANAFlRTaSonKI
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。759Please respect copyright.PENANAe9u6FS3vO5
759Please respect copyright.PENANAnAYqckn9LL
鯤之大,不知幾千里也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAQepqVmYmGV
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…759Please respect copyright.PENANAwtejUVxtIS
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化而為鳥,其名為鵬,759Please respect copyright.PENANAvY1m4YO9Pi
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,759Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6KCjMOxni
759Please respect copyright.PENANAIUGu3ZKM1a
鵬之背,不知幾千里也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAxJveGetZvE
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…759Please respect copyright.PENANAJpI6kIRr4r
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怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,759Please respect copyright.PENANAmz0jIiaCC4
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,759Please respect copyright.PENANAtJFngrlltt
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是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,759Please respect copyright.PENANApbNB67FLah
這個黨啊,等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去,759Please respect copyright.PENANA8kl8RjA8po
759Please respect copyright.PENANAoHtuaL1W4T
南冥者,天池也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAbQN0wbRIgf
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…759Please respect copyright.PENANAXbOK9d9wMg
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齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:759Please respect copyright.PENANAG0qjGc681J
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:759Please respect copyright.PENANAUBMI4CRJCT
759Please respect copyright.PENANAsSsIO7NJo7
鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,759Please respect copyright.PENANAHuLEDv3Nj4
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,759Please respect copyright.PENANA82RLwDdSvX
759Please respect copyright.PENANAdws8LyIvqV
摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。759Please respect copyright.PENANA9U7yzG4Zoa
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…759Please respect copyright.PENANA2hUCswHYPp
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野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也759Please respect copyright.PENANA4KmPfXcJCP
滿山遍野的廣告,鋪天蓋地的文宣,還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…759Please respect copyright.PENANALJ5ol47snA
759Please respect copyright.PENANAeIm7A2rTiX
天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?759Please respect copyright.PENANAqXZ2j16b65
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?759Please respect copyright.PENANAPt2pZeVfzL
759Please respect copyright.PENANAx0MQIIpX5V
其視下,亦若是則己矣。759Please respect copyright.PENANAGriQe6diVC
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!759Please respect copyright.PENANAoimGgBKgVn
759Please respect copyright.PENANA8mxPP6diT9
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且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,759Please respect copyright.PENANAv98m6x89sY
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,759Please respect copyright.PENANA6zkaAciRFI
759Please respect copyright.PENANAwV3crWKYBA
覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,759Please respect copyright.PENANAKdQgIVZyWi
只要人氣足以選上縣長,七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1,759Please respect copyright.PENANAKhllyJe6Xx
759Please respect copyright.PENANATsdlqtDWcB
置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAdSx4nhGPhL
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…759Please respect copyright.PENANAnucp2BdSsO
759Please respect copyright.PENANAjYIx7AHYWJ
故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,759Please respect copyright.PENANADsgkc2xksw
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。759Please respect copyright.PENANAoKeR263z2e
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而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南759Please respect copyright.PENANADTHWMXTIv7
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…759Please respect copyright.PENANA7XVowUmpTB
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰:我決起而飛,槍榆枋而止,759Please respect copyright.PENANA1XLnPbiNSJ
小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,759Please respect copyright.PENANAQrW7AZhAK6
759Please respect copyright.PENANAqwORD9To6t
時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?759Please respect copyright.PENANAMONxRFGSuX
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?759Please respect copyright.PENANAFN8H53RlK6
759Please respect copyright.PENANAl19CM2ieD8
適蒼莽者,三滄而反,腹猶果然,759Please respect copyright.PENANAzJXAdxHMbD
欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,759Please respect copyright.PENANAvEkJrCfcpW
759Please respect copyright.PENANAMYtZG2VSOd
適百里者,宿舂糧,759Please respect copyright.PENANAQjeOaKEUO2
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,759Please respect copyright.PENANAMy1XzfKnWa
759Please respect copyright.PENANAo2vLhseL0a
適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?759Please respect copyright.PENANAJpuMpOeHE4
但是只要欠銀行三億,銀行就是你家開的,你小確幸懂個屁!759Please respect copyright.PENANA7LG9PvCkdq
759Please respect copyright.PENANACRFsN1YXWK
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小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?759Please respect copyright.PENANAsS20HwYjQt
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?759Please respect copyright.PENANAHlJun5OwtZ
759Please respect copyright.PENANAhRzTbqMwf5
朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAVyUNx9lZDQ
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…759Please respect copyright.PENANA2bAdRKNX0x
759Please respect copyright.PENANA2HcdoCpRjX
楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。759Please respect copyright.PENANAu1BMg2oFl8
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,759Please respect copyright.PENANAGqPlOVfz4Q
759Please respect copyright.PENANAOL0cnxVTzX
上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。759Please respect copyright.PENANA6ufwK6T4W5
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…759Please respect copyright.PENANAYVXReUS2XK
759Please respect copyright.PENANAJZD7IERjcs
而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!759Please respect copyright.PENANAHmIVGU1bls
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…759Please respect copyright.PENANAwjJJfxzYR3
759Please respect copyright.PENANAopEaWkrR0z
759Please respect copyright.PENANAlSrqulQRMe
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湯之問棘也是已:759Please respect copyright.PENANADwXaI0lCam
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:759Please respect copyright.PENANAeQofxrUMWm
759Please respect copyright.PENANA5YviYlQfrC
窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAhwQSN1VOIL
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,759Please respect copyright.PENANAhCLpoYwGZZ
759Please respect copyright.PENANAwD4XlciSb6
有魚焉,其廣數千里,未有知其脩者,其名為鯤759Please respect copyright.PENANASHiYvUlgUv
秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…759Please respect copyright.PENANA9tjQQUDXu4
759Please respect copyright.PENANAGoZIdXXJrK
有鳥焉,其名為鵬,759Please respect copyright.PENANA2ikAnw3OvN
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,759Please respect copyright.PENANAy5VQv9CZGN
759Please respect copyright.PENANAoQZbw4KDff
背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,759Please respect copyright.PENANAU9GrTzBmps
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…759Please respect copyright.PENANAyHOgXJ0aea
759Please respect copyright.PENANAGRUmpC8B9o
絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAhLJqBJo3kV
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…759Please respect copyright.PENANAONLiwTGd4f
759Please respect copyright.PENANAMIzsSQgSAN
斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?759Please respect copyright.PENANADxQlMaMmit
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?759Please respect copyright.PENANAL13MgGs8nt
759Please respect copyright.PENANAy2A7I9aqPD
我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,759Please respect copyright.PENANABhHbkJ78Dc
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,759Please respect copyright.PENANAhZLUOIWahI
759Please respect copyright.PENANAyMG42hrazG
翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?759Please respect copyright.PENANA4u0JcZWBbU
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?759Please respect copyright.PENANAAK0ineeGb7
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此大小之辯也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAjN1fEuQQ4O
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!759Please respect copyright.PENANAXh3cb44E4I
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故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,759Please respect copyright.PENANApXRGKJQdLW
所以,買了個美國大學文憑,當了個黨團書記,759Please respect copyright.PENANAFPkK8hjXva
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。759Please respect copyright.PENANA5IiCq5tZrc
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。759Please respect copyright.PENANAlDwU4AHn1u
759Please respect copyright.PENANAkSt6Cnl8Sg
而宋榮子猶然笑之。759Please respect copyright.PENANAVfboTXgSSp
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~759Please respect copyright.PENANAavZPXOFlI3
759Please respect copyright.PENANACn6XdoJE2v
且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。759Please respect copyright.PENANAgD3WC42vS9
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…759Please respect copyright.PENANA0N0selJyAT
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定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。759Please respect copyright.PENANAGFQCACZuUh
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。759Please respect copyright.PENANAhewdqH4bNa
759Please respect copyright.PENANAvLBda5cFd9
彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAF4dqkSHeNp
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…759Please respect copyright.PENANArYJUIjUZ6L
759Please respect copyright.PENANAtzVmO1CJ74
759Please respect copyright.PENANAYofR4KsAel
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,759Please respect copyright.PENANAabtgyUYCpE
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,759Please respect copyright.PENANABaRy7pntn0
759Please respect copyright.PENANAq2QXnaqGb3
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。759Please respect copyright.PENANAY5ZiDElJzW
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。759Please respect copyright.PENANAiN367jOMwq
759Please respect copyright.PENANAP9mWO20k6p
此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。759Please respect copyright.PENANASg4d3IHLiG
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,759Please respect copyright.PENANAVqsMAaH6ph
759Please respect copyright.PENANAlO684VPWdx
夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!759Please respect copyright.PENANAIGYbmJVkvg
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。759Please respect copyright.PENANAwpikVXM70D
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。759Please respect copyright.PENANA0IFnCQmtYv
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。759Please respect copyright.PENANAIHO6JEFaty
759Please respect copyright.PENANARRGaHb5kYj
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:759Please respect copyright.PENANAhuf1Q38VJq
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:759Please respect copyright.PENANA7rFFQDevI8
759Please respect copyright.PENANAClj2ylLAJC
「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!759Please respect copyright.PENANA4qofq7Brxp
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!759Please respect copyright.PENANAfKFYMNFwXU
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時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!759Please respect copyright.PENANA01NCquQala
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!759Please respect copyright.PENANAaOsOXRrj45
759Please respect copyright.PENANAuM4mUNaMAP
夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,759Please respect copyright.PENANAbo0eOGrY8q
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,759Please respect copyright.PENANAI9BTIoOXj2
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。759Please respect copyright.PENANAEOYc5WV3Yq
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…759Please respect copyright.PENANAndzAX3lfMD
759Please respect copyright.PENANAukskL9zDpi
許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,759Please respect copyright.PENANAeFQHaOfbvB
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,759Please respect copyright.PENANAAocPxwnone
759Please respect copyright.PENANAzavzqf0FGY
而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?759Please respect copyright.PENANA3uBLDknVfD
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?759Please respect copyright.PENANABucGLu68b9
759Please respect copyright.PENANAxwHjH6WKgk
名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?759Please respect copyright.PENANALgVbadbdWd
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?759Please respect copyright.PENANADw7P33Iny0
759Please respect copyright.PENANAc2krbfHLyv
鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;759Please respect copyright.PENANAU25KwAEsYo
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,759Please respect copyright.PENANAo83Q6OWTZw
759Please respect copyright.PENANAwCXEThYK5P
偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。759Please respect copyright.PENANAMDdw6rDRuF
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!759Please respect copyright.PENANA2uqomNWfby
759Please respect copyright.PENANApdZ6EOmw8s
歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!759Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ9LKzfJHz
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!759Please respect copyright.PENANAAULah7COL3
759Please respect copyright.PENANAKjlBn2dbRQ
庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。759Please respect copyright.PENANACZDpoiGtYa
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…759Please respect copyright.PENANA2BOT9xZ7wX
759Please respect copyright.PENANAtAHi0lKxUG
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。759Please respect copyright.PENANAUglaGkMoBp
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。759Please respect copyright.PENANAi7xSs2lUBJ
759Please respect copyright.PENANAdlimvrlt3J
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。759Please respect copyright.PENANArfVb3pFVpw
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…759Please respect copyright.PENANAAAgeRUA8i1
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」759Please respect copyright.PENANA3uUeLokzaE
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?759Please respect copyright.PENANAwxFUVIZeG6
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。759Please respect copyright.PENANA7UY18Evrei
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,759Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZDtnAtcgH
759Please respect copyright.PENANAXHvJ9CqPHW
肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;759Please respect copyright.PENANAkIoYRPljsn
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。759Please respect copyright.PENANA6InpConz2K
759Please respect copyright.PENANADCSYqkeAYM
不食五谷,吸風飲露;759Please respect copyright.PENANA0rIChZKVdL
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;759Please respect copyright.PENANAbxHSZ12gDI
759Please respect copyright.PENANAyC4dmhTAx4
乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;759Please respect copyright.PENANA9KFFlhIRjs
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;759Please respect copyright.PENANAxfYXFMuBiB
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。759Please respect copyright.PENANAWdVuYflWsJ
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。759Please respect copyright.PENANAAgl9mCeXtk
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吾以是狂而不信也。759Please respect copyright.PENANASBjFrheBEH
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…759Please respect copyright.PENANApH0OR9bd0C
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。759Please respect copyright.PENANAOdD2Vlu6Uk
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。759Please respect copyright.PENANAKrbHSHMH4S
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAXSiZMr4on4
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~759Please respect copyright.PENANAOJtSSKWRM3
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,759Please respect copyright.PENANANymnvA0Y98
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,759Please respect copyright.PENANA5E1kaiaaQX
759Please respect copyright.PENANA5uGrf0MsPe
世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!759Please respect copyright.PENANA6lJhZQgQDt
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!759Please respect copyright.PENANANKsr2nYvwp
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,759Please respect copyright.PENANA8A3gRcztF1
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,759Please respect copyright.PENANAe1VcTS8xym
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。759Please respect copyright.PENANAvNZpEk0kGz
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。759Please respect copyright.PENANA1np4Gosrwl
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!759Please respect copyright.PENANA4XLXCTA6hc
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…759Please respect copyright.PENANANY4aq58seM
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。759Please respect copyright.PENANAHSQkVNExEz
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,759Please respect copyright.PENANArxjtegW3Mu
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。759Please respect copyright.PENANA9VmsSWQSs7
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,759Please respect copyright.PENANA0EX4cNXt4N
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。759Please respect copyright.PENANA819eYgsC0Q
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。759Please respect copyright.PENANAKeoxfbfLQq
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。759Please respect copyright.PENANACfpO3qNxBW
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院759Please respect copyright.PENANAe2fYlJvfe7
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。759Please respect copyright.PENANATOS9geK8sW
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。759Please respect copyright.PENANAykxDYRvzqQ
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。759Please respect copyright.PENANA5UM50baSoT
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。759Please respect copyright.PENANAd8BjMVaWoN
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」759Please respect copyright.PENANAArcU9KkghX
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~759Please respect copyright.PENANAp0Lm3dMRU7
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。759Please respect copyright.PENANABJitMPh2Qm
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。759Please respect copyright.PENANAxgNvo24QsQ
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。759Please respect copyright.PENANAIKmFVuiaHc
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。759Please respect copyright.PENANA9Rp2PMQ3Ar
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客聞之,請買其方百金。759Please respect copyright.PENANA9Zr0Sj1TD0
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。759Please respect copyright.PENANAG4mSbbJD0q
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。759Please respect copyright.PENANAMmMxu74jXw
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,759Please respect copyright.PENANATjl8mshMd6
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。759Please respect copyright.PENANAVDX62tY2L5
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。759Please respect copyright.PENANAx8vrSPS1ii
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。759Please respect copyright.PENANAunBU0hw7UO
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!759Please respect copyright.PENANAxrFv7ORSgo
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。759Please respect copyright.PENANAc7OF6O2Jxq
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,759Please respect copyright.PENANAgetxLzpxqA
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAoVSzJS37zy
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…759Please respect copyright.PENANA3JDJJ1SY6E
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,759Please respect copyright.PENANA2qIf1Q2XUP
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,759Please respect copyright.PENANAMF8Fy9KAAI
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而憂其瓠落無所容?759Please respect copyright.PENANAqHTY7yBKlH
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?759Please respect copyright.PENANAmmoG2nysRy
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!759Please respect copyright.PENANAWUN8T7lM3a
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~759Please respect copyright.PENANAuvfMSJLdGZ
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,759Please respect copyright.PENANA7cNUFmrOvO
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,759Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3w7T3xhbR
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。759Please respect copyright.PENANAemNg6Qp9ca
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。759Please respect copyright.PENANAKIk6ISqoMf
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。759Please respect copyright.PENANAX4q6L5ORs6
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~759Please respect copyright.PENANAwQDGq869G3
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;759Please respect copyright.PENANAXXUjbdHaJQ
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;759Please respect copyright.PENANAarlWrDmy5w
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。759Please respect copyright.PENANATSr3qsPbc6
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…759Please respect copyright.PENANALBJ7Fg3ewy
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。759Please respect copyright.PENANASiVU9KPMRr
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,759Please respect copyright.PENANAYasOb02QBl
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。759Please respect copyright.PENANAuDDBdcNxjo
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~759Please respect copyright.PENANAtXMWXQ7i9P
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,759Please respect copyright.PENANAwmgBwBAVzW
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長759Please respect copyright.PENANAOInyXOJDds
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。759Please respect copyright.PENANAC3a5WtMugX
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,759Please respect copyright.PENANAhSySXS9ttx
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!759Please respect copyright.PENANAXcqNDJ0cH2
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~759Please respect copyright.PENANAdj8YPUsUZT
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……