作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex5oRFimDl先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01fz2EBAoe
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph8PjFEQz0
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVErU6uD22O
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2rnMz0Skk
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJFyGGzwLj
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkgCXeEThb
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBOFmD0CDY
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8DusDe6YL
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJAH7LFgc7
好讀書，不求甚解；1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCyNdoRs0O
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fhploMF1u
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoquNiz7rAG
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpRluz0uiQ
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwlgc4LVG5
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfPy1oSDTo
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2o0vlQ0DO
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbcGtDwsko
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNKGfZAyiO
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqJapfaQJc
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqTOxkjUY4
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSdYj3Dm0D
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrGbeZ8RSm
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsPkK0vghP
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8gtN5v5zt
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMt3JHwdE7
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb0gLRBKIo
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3SsihUlyd
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowrVEBzkpJ
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6crrITjUF
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LEaIC8jCj
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SSEvYPBNx
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH10Zd5RGK0
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TOF70O5JW
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIwWcqVxBe
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIUygULo4X
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKoH66VEMM
忘懷得失，以此自終。 1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWCccaQXWn
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9S1YHH8Sa
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj8XG3TpoM
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj2HAgGX9b
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jX6p85Aq7
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjV0HyEZot
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSTMnPpXFw
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEpTj682cF
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHTkYnBpUq
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmSbz5GDud
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9p9MaLo0X
1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxsf8VLyC6
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1018Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhb4JWJpk2
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
