作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98dXVtGMDY先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV4OkTQuPG
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2Wd7dWuFe
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHXRzXLrm4
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTFTHYiqhf
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OcF5srAPV
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoixJwtYodF
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7iBj76Qp0
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDv61ShKnB
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzJY9MrrnP
好讀書，不求甚解；1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lBp633XNM
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqF71vm2IB8
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqW0RtxiQno
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x761aI94e
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0zlUEUSjK
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFxVDINVuB
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3yIUZCWqE
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28xJDIPk1K
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi85nqAWYv7
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20W8PWf8y7
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQZhSTl9w6
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaopURHI6M
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUZJY32Fy7
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcujTpzMJv
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgjhgrvIlK
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgQIW8nNI9
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3AF33sMBv
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP2JVWQEtc
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWze3P9LYI
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBdMXUd0M7
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdHGfMZPBx
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5Nq8II8zT
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdnmcnUvLt
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmZA1GAPus
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcg3LODSPlc
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYkGWXyIum
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfuVHtQGUz
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqRuK9ctDU
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5k5iF6kSE
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldqzsEzjcM
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarvEmPbygg
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZmpVxysdH
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVrNA7La7g
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1chYDwhQe
1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJTWbnVQgm
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23hsE9Katw
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6Vz0OofoR
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1051Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlECmZyPjd5
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
