作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo1sM1bRh7先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqO5HngiM11
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vCbyM4Z9Q
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7DCAfL8Zj
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCELuT0Ifm
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTikAsv9ip
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqnpX9Dje8
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好讀書，不求甚解；1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfQc1NI9HP
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NOArEWpxH
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4HtgxA7nm
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dEamFScMD
1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46aqZNG2jV
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDrhck5fP0
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfhCwCMMYu
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDa2mPOIR5
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCofpLZsuxn
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4yJ7uB0dK
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX4gdX0IrX
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zx5R7hKF6
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiYXr8uT7K
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDcFbmWqDV
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2eyo5TryE
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmExe2cdDfa
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUheDRJeIzR
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACDr5IibIR
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJhKDRO7WT
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJkGRxlV2a
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeT92cnApGr
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZALKOUwP9
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdQg0NKnwb
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fIVVsVaGT
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ292iTxg8ge
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCrci93stn
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXK90NBIfh
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1097Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcKYKA1gtY
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
