作者：作者：戰國抖S‧孟軻齊人有一妻一妾而處室者，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdJJy7YIRc
老闆和秘書二奶助理小三待在同一個辨公室裡，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aksa3BcLt
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其良人出，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChyPy1AQni
老闆每次出門，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeugd1k2CW
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則必饜酒肉而後返。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuihNliD8dI
總是能接回一單又一單的生意，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VuJqP7JVG
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其妻問所與飲食者，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvxZVLNs5P
秘書問他案子是怎麼接回來的，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ8MzYRP04
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則盡富貴也。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWbmwMfszx
老闆總說是朋友介紹的。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NaVJmttJ1
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其妻告其妾曰︰「700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUv1Z6dZXS
二奶就跟小三說了：「700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsd45zcaXy
700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0nP7iLyFG
良人出，則必饜酒肉而後返。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXWnbU7qIN
這老不死的每次出門，一定會帶回一筆生意，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrib7aEqSb
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問其所與飲食者，盡富貴也，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwff6MBzfpa
問是誰給的，就說朋友介紹，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYPqmFpyxg
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而未嘗有顯者來。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaBiocIqb4
可是……醒醒吧！他根本沒有朋友！。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1LiBEjG2Y
700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJg4UFWhfB
吾將瞷良人之所之也。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknvkSMusLz
所以我想去偷看老不死的到底是搞什麼鬼。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXSEIdtv1Q
蚤起，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBudI3ZUvHO
於是那天一早起來，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHYgsRUEEJ
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施從良人之所之。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vS7fgi55g
二奶就開著賓士，偷偷跟在大老闆的法拉利後面，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZBoBHXjZY
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遍國中，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuO1Sa7Z9l
接著走遍整個市府大樓，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdtv7anxwF
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無與立談者，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgynlmN9j7p
沒有人多看老闆一眼，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4shJNM8d4
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卒之東郭墦間之祭者，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IZc97nqqj
一直到了市府的採購部門，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLUNot2oFG
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乞其餘；不足，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e2ux3ALUR
大老闆四處哈腰打拱稱兄道弟；沒接到生意，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0EcXTD1A1
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又顧而之他，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6CGGNWDi4
轉過頭來，又找上了下一張辨公桌，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRE1kC0UEP
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此其為饜足之道也。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uBdFGOP05
這就是他做生意的辨法。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC97d1mRVV
其妻歸，告其妾曰︰700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJjon7Q2Z3
二奶回去告訴了小三說：700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm7wiILR7T
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「良人者，所仰望而終身也。今若此！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qCRuZDIN2
「老公他，是值得尊重並終身倚靠的，就是太愛面子了！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDnZiGcGxE
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與其妾訕其良人而相泣於中庭。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5A8bXpIi7
二奶就和小三在辨公室裡，一邊取笑愛面子的老闆，一邊感動的痛哭流涕，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihUXKnDfOp
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而良人未之知也，施施從外來，驕其妻妾。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvskK2YhD0
而老闆還不知道，得意洋洋的從外面回來，要跟二奶小三臭屁。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWIA5MXKU5
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由君子觀之，則人之所以求富貴利達者，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCVzVckhRi
在我看來，人擁有了富貴權利，700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV2W3emFWz
700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcmYm4n4DL
其妻妾不羞也而不相泣者，幾希矣！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazBUDbjcEM
他的二奶小三沒有對他的犧牲感到虧欠並且感動落淚，那就太奇葩了！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSCzj55fN6
結論：偷錢的人被關，偷國的人當官，問題不在你做了什麼，而是在你做多大，明白了沒？什麼叫齊人之福？這就對啦！ 700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXlhbw2edB
