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喜歡修行而不努力募款的，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuJUB7Zand
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會說很多大道理，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRYOddjKJF
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而或不達於事，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo3kTVqzOg
日子卻擺明了過不下去，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVlFsdLbWP
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識其大矣，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUxFqGQvUu
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc7fWaZuBg
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而或不知其細，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBYIUiQs0u
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舍問，其奚決焉！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyirvMLQE3i
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE064oLBSs
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賢於己者，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXVbonwnvh
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問焉以破其疑，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOjChs336B
對他募款來舒解困境，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT3aLKmeHu
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所謂就有道而正也。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iZcaksQ3z
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問焉以求一得，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRpjc4jHZH
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroioG4HdFx
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所謂以能問於不能，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ahHX5nOpO
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtT3H7ZNOt
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以多問於寡也。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdX7rMiQJtw
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等於己者，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rQrHnJL64
財產和自己差不多的，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthhIgcASHs
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問焉以資切磋，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbBJnfP4xm
跟他募款就當朋友交培，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx62cLAZ8t
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所謂交相問難，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mQqE36mWQ
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD47MrYtCai
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審問而明辨之也。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0ozg5WC3u
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFa5keEP8qp
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5CqXC2wIk書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJYkZSlQAO
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1sej4iA3h
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnWJVSsTWe
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智者千慮，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS63CQvWGSU
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWe4ELGzYf
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必有一失。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUM2MCSNzW
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdswRgwFta
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聖人之所不知，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTVVPk0wgA
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5Fn81wxCv
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未必不為愚人之所知也；699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47gGyQNrdK
未必平常人家的就不願意；699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcDVhXeewq
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愚人之所能，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdVOUMsbdh
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41H5De8Ree
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未必非聖人之所不能也。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEPyVPa7ic
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理無專在，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT7KeCTDUs
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZWzVbDzZB
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而學無止境也。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7WPyEAxem
就像修行的道路沒有終點。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrF8CrISw2n
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是故貴可以問賤，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlHgRe3KcR
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cyb2p3Htq
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賢可以問不肖，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneV1wa15pr
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhFSuEIlBk
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而老可以問幼，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVWdQ7mHIb
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5krtMA1V7P
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唯道之所成而已矣。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7HLMD9XcC
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTi743c4Drj
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbNFunUnIP
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2a1DqXQV2
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
