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不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSY2YppHhf
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問焉以破其疑，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yI7zQOrlW
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等於己者，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR7gkWeDJ1
財產和自己差不多的，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgeCC3a0xS
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnxKc5SgPo書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iYUSXYiv5
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLatFfA7myY
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKbhovyHFp
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食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dI9r2gYNT
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必有一失。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9z1VbOnpM
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1vKMgjTsk
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聖人之所不知，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76T60aXUAt
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是故貴可以問賤，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrEgchMbAk
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HSzwylCLD
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六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp2OK8my9T
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唯道之所成而已矣。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrS2by1g9L
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67CQVi1vdb
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUYdlayfMa
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
