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君子之學必好問。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWTM3eUphw
咱們信徒修行一定要會募款，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmSAODibhZ
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非學無以致疑，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VyfZnDRll
不修行就沒有辨法修成正果，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQxeI1Bc9p
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好學而不勤問，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uhz0VHUpA
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3TPT4VlTR
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非真能好學者也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznKgiA1noP
不能算是個真正的修道者。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oI8H1DQo2
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理明矣，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51NxwLvyzH
會說很多大道理，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjuNYSlRbW
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而或不達於事，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCUWf6nybi
日子卻擺明了過不下去，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAMpYZij2b
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識其大矣，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qIydVdt7l
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt3SrxTYO2
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而或不知其細，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1qheSETWm
卻連車票的錢都買不起，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZHQGd7Qs8
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舍問，其奚決焉！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaPP493kD0
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqN5Yuqgdt
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賢於己者，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSohBvuoHY
遇到比自己有錢的，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3zCP0VFsR
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問焉以破其疑，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIh6DXpufpE
對他募款來舒解困境，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSEpyOEKLH
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所謂就有道而正也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8HNwSz1Pb
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGEJkk62tq
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不如己者，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2FFkBMcRE
比自己窮的，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDSfaRa7hI
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問焉以求一得，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiA5uAWq2R
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3D6zyO73H
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所謂以能問於不能，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNyL07R6KA
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKqymSCAr3
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以多問於寡也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA0oiKWUWQ
別拿豆包不當乾糧。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5prdMuJ1Mi
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等於己者，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsjN56Pklt
財產和自己差不多的，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaJtQh2z60
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問焉以資切磋，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjBgceRWvt
跟他募款就當朋友交培，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnOJ08YZFW
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所謂交相問難，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiViYtzR3q
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLRpnDewjq
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審問而明辨之也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqSCgZLwTB
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuJp6noHLF
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrrk5R3tdj書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesMcgj1XG8
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcNmW0uCIr
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgctTDJOc6
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智者千慮，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzDzvgVKJr
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4DT0yPsoT
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必有一失。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS7kG0ypYT
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNI0727YMo
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聖人之所不知，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tFMrsJyqa
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn8UVqZ1eM
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未必不為愚人之所知也；716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKOcc4hBTc
未必平常人家的就不願意；716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuOy8ZfjrR
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愚人之所能，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jhrZW5Tbf
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJgQjbQp62
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未必非聖人之所不能也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbTsBJLddS
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66dUEKUtLq
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理無專在，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLyHchCQJn
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo9BpitU5B
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而學無止境也。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyqbkKb2ms
就像修行的道路沒有終點。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmQaXj5fKS
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是故貴可以問賤，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyIyarS2wt
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzLg79Ld5v
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賢可以問不肖，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V1Yku4bd0
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8M1dah0fx
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而老可以問幼，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRfVhUCdiM
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIxi1wj9z1
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唯道之所成而已矣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyO54CseHv
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgchOUf4JuY
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hR125cZTw
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrJK1IHvJQ
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
