作者：西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷 釋之為廷尉。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4OJBFyPjv
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenJG8t1hvw
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上行出中渭橋，有一人從橋下走出，乘輿馬驚。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYGsN2vKje
總統慢跑到台北橋上時，有個死老百姓從橋下走出來，嚇到了總統和隨扈一行862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrwlqIdBBf
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於是使騎捕，屬之廷尉。釋之治問。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaIaMfFDTE
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來，交給隨行的司法院長，讓他去審問。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX6FZ7cH8a
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曰：「縣人來，聞蹕，匿橋下。 862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NXibT9OVo
死老百姓說：啊我就鄉下來的，聽說交通管制，所以就先躲到橋下去，862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9XGAkNMDj
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久之，以為行已過，即出，見乘輿車騎即走耳。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmXCzqZ4eK
等了老半天，以為車隊都過去了，所以才出來，然後看到你們就只好快逃啊！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrut7mAUORT
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廷尉奏當，一人犯蹕，當罰金。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LHBhgHhbe
司法院長最後回報說，那個死老百姓違反交通管制，要罰鍰862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcAMVQD6F6
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文帝怒曰：「此人親驚吾馬；吾馬賴柔和，862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlslDShegmj
總統就怒了：那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶；還好我馬有天天運動，身手矯健心臟有力，862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ88HFtEhO
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令他馬，固不敗傷我乎？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVEu8xSmIs
要是換成了他馬的！那還不被嚇死？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3fQyOOdJK
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而廷尉乃當之罰金！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCNFKcxyKy
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzAIUFFkBT
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釋之曰：「法者，天子所與天下公共也。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99Au8gfcWu
恐龍法官就說了：法律之前，人人平等862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUBKlp9XoZ
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今法如此而更重之，是法不信於民也。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0mJzW3716
現在法律就這麼規定，你對我施壓要我判重一點，這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTrdlPVo88
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且方其時，上使立誅之則已。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcobLEKO5wW
而且那時候，要不你直接宰了他就算了。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YrCIuAftE
（我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼，當做沒看到）862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLt71GYCeK
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今既下廷尉，廷尉，天下之平也，862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1NmyhtAY9
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我，哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像，862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaqbw6Do2M
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一傾而天下用法皆為輕重，民安所錯其手足？唯陛下察之。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxC0XoN9cP
連哥都執法不公了，那天下的法律還不亂七八糟，你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去，希望總統你再好好想想吧！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5iemhtXI5
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良久，上曰：「廷尉當是也。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA9t1cSO2M
過一會兒，啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說：「恐龍法官...你是對的。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPc6590FPJw
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結論：這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命，讓他宰了那個死老百性，一邊又裝好人假清高，又扮白臉又扮黑臉，說的自己好像很懂很了不起，違反交通規則交給警察就好，你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼？一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBMpvxVbVb
