熟悉的1A教室內,桌子的佈局和平時有些不一樣,經過的旁人都能嗅到房內那種肅殺的味道。246Please respect copyright.PENANAHlURv1ROtf
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有⼀張由數張學⽣桌組成的⼤桌⼦,還有幾個⼈正圍著這張⼤桌⼦戰戰兢兢地坐著,眼⾓不時瞄向敞開著的⼤⾨。246Please respect copyright.PENANA2QyuDsWrdR
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「⽼實說,我們甚麼都沒有討論過,⼀會兒要怎樣應付『她』?」246Please respect copyright.PENANAF7p46Pug5Y
班會會計余創常一臉嫌棄地說。246Please respect copyright.PENANAJr3BsqbE7S
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「事情發⽣得太突然,這次真的要靠⼤家臨場表現了。」班會主席羅晨西緊盯著大門說。246Please respect copyright.PENANA8TlWfErvdF
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班會文書林正君咬著下唇,聲音微微發抖:「臨場表現?你不是在開玩笑吧?」246Please respect copyright.PENANAtDbzNQ8zAX
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「噓!」羅晨西聽到門外一絲動靜,連忙示意大家安靜。246Please respect copyright.PENANANEpGh8paaG
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「噠、噠、噠⋯⋯」在⼤家不再說話後,⾨外的腳步聲越發明顯。246Please respect copyright.PENANAPLrENAI3yc
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聽到這個有點熟悉的腳步聲,眾⼈⾯⾯相覷。246Please respect copyright.PENANA0piWeD093m
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「糟了!」羅晨西第一個回過神,意識到大事不妙。246Please respect copyright.PENANAX4yCV9nm31
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他⽴即狂打眼⾊。246Please respect copyright.PENANAVyUXSfqSss
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班會的副主席,Queenie的⼿在桌上掃了⼀圈。246Please respect copyright.PENANAKcmvEIfYnQ
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羅晨西堅定地點頭。246Please respect copyright.PENANAbunfQhldGe
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Queenie⽐了個「ok」的⼿勢。246Please respect copyright.PENANAV1yPjjp1Pc
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「他們兩個都在交流甚麼?」林正君和余創常驚訝地看著這個情景。246Please respect copyright.PENANAplDulLg9cA
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孫老師一踏進教室,滿臉狐疑地掃視大家,用一貫的壓迫聲音問:「你們剛剛在那邊擠眉弄眼什麼?」246Please respect copyright.PENANAfuNUBYCn1S
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「第⼀關⽐想像中的更早來到。」羅晨西不動聲⾊,在腦海中急速搜索着應對之策。246Please respect copyright.PENANAJ65k8jbyND
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要怎樣才能避免激怒孫⽼師?這是⼀個1A班全體同學正在研究的課題。246Please respect copyright.PENANAA8DatOR1m1
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當中有⼀位同學的筆記本中,就有記載與此相關的資料。 按照該同學整理的案例分析,以下三種情況激怒孫⽼師的機會可說是相當⾼。246Please respect copyright.PENANAAydxSqhLJN
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⼀、作出違反杏壇中學校規的⾏為。246Please respect copyright.PENANAVIzfphbUNQ
⼆、在她⼼情不好的時候(可能是⽣理期) ,嘗試和她理論。246Please respect copyright.PENANAOVl4vejC4m
三、不慎應對她提出的問題導致她⼼情變差。246Please respect copyright.PENANAHcUQrDR3GZ
(超過⼀半案例的成因出⾃此列,令⼈遺憾的是,我們未能找到有效的預防⽅法。)246Please respect copyright.PENANABtMEnxKHkf
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順帶一提,開學至今被抓出來罵的同學,比起第一次統計再多出了8人,已經佔到全班的50%。246Please respect copyright.PENANA7ROuqfocfx
——摘錄⾃該筆記本的總結部分246Please respect copyright.PENANAEawIMv3Odg
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以下的這些,就是1A班⾯對的⽇常。
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「叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——」八點整,鐘聲響起,李宜光氣喘吁吁地衝進教室。246Please respect copyright.PENANAqYh7KgOxux
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「停下來!」孫⽼師的臉上已經⾁眼可⾒地⽣氣。246Please respect copyright.PENANAkYKvObcMi7
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李宜光被孫⽼師的⼤聲訓斥嚇得站在原地,不知道該如何是好。246Please respect copyright.PENANAS3XQzJF0lR
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「出去!」孫老師大喝一聲,接著開始一條條地羅列出罪狀。246Please respect copyright.PENANAHCxiEXqeCX
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「第⼀,你沒有敲⾨就進來!」246Please respect copyright.PENANAsxLeHE2ghD
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「第⼆,你為甚麼會遲到?」246Please respect copyright.PENANAYyeDQPNVSu
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「我今天剛好錯過了⼀輛⼩巴。」李宜光如實報告。246Please respect copyright.PENANAfFBNgjRrua
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「這些不是合理的原因!」孫老師憤怒地大吼著。246Please respect copyright.PENANA7QmWUJzzAP
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「不是?是你叫我交代原因的?」李宜光⼼裡腹誹。246Please respect copyright.PENANAmi3EiXHpgI
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李宜光在這⼀天深刻體會到這種被針對的感覺,實在是很不好受。
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「林正君,為甚麼你的中⽂作業會在我的桌上?」孫⽼師把作業遞給林正君,看上去很平靜。246Please respect copyright.PENANASLN2zUAASs
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「啊?我昨天⽣病了,所以今早我把作業順便連同請假條⼀起交到你桌上了。」⼀臉無辜的林正君沒察覺到任何異常。246Please respect copyright.PENANAAvrJt3pLn2
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孫⽼師情緒上的爆發,往往只需要⼀瞬間。246Please respect copyright.PENANARkXtQD15nC
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「順便?你是在順便個甚麼啦?你真的覺得我是⼀個被你當成順便的⼯具嗎?」孫⽼師就像精神錯亂⼀樣瞬間炸開, 抓住⼀個字眼借題發揮。246Please respect copyright.PENANAaMOVKAUXwA
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被氣勢壓過的林正君,由始⾄終沒有為他⾃⼰抗辯,只是在害怕地抖個不停。
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即使發生了這麼多,總會有人學不乖。246Please respect copyright.PENANAgzf2Uyu1nW
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「有嗎?」⾯對孫⽼師的質疑,余創常第⼀個跳出來裝傻。246Please respect copyright.PENANA1WYIHeJ4Xq
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「不要質疑孫⽼師。」羅晨西⼼中有衝動想掩上余創常的⼝。246Please respect copyright.PENANA36knZyBVEW
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「這就是那個甚麼,最近很流⾏的狼⼈殺!」Queenie靈機一動,臨時編了⼀個理由。246Please respect copyright.PENANA5snzPHu6HZ
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「對,其實有同學建議我們班會在旅⾏⽇舉辦狼⼈殺遊戲,所以我們在進⾏著情景模擬。」羅晨西趁機補充上細節,嘗試展⽰班會並⾮對旅⾏⽇毫無準備的假象。246Please respect copyright.PENANAz1i4A12TMU
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「看來⼤家已經有構思過⼀些旅⾏⽇的活動建議。但你們是打算只預備⼀個活動?」孫⽼師的這個問題,令班會的眾⼈再次感受到她不好打發。246Please respect copyright.PENANAoa8bbbAD0N
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「⼜來了,最討⼈厭的反問句。」Queenie⽬光別去了⼀旁。246Please respect copyright.PENANAP9VJB0lO5J
「有時候真想衝上去跟她拼了。」余創常表⾯上還是笑嘻嘻的,眼神中潛藏的狠勁⼀閃⽽過。246Please respect copyright.PENANABooiKHz5B6
「冷靜點。」羅晨西雙眼微睜。246Please respect copyright.PENANAgLc0tRU2oG
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⾒沒有⼈發⾔,孫⽼師⼜留下⼀句:「旅⾏⽇的活動時間可是很⻑的。」246Please respect copyright.PENANAxxVSZ1P2Yc
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這句話就像⼀道催命符, ⼀下貼在⼤家的⼼上。246Please respect copyright.PENANAtEyODBkX5J
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「再不給⼀些回應的話⋯⋯」遲鈍如林正君都讀懂了孫⽼師的⾔外之意。246Please respect copyright.PENANASslM4Zighj
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「余創常,請你匯報⼀下班會現在有多少錢。」王欣⾬⼩⼼翼翼地說。246Please respect copyright.PENANApO5hfGkMuM
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「班會的錢現時有三百三⼗塊。」雖然不明⽩Queenie的⽤意,但余創常乖乖地照做。246Please respect copyright.PENANA3eHtNwiHCN
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「沒錯,這就是我們班會辦活動的資⾦。」Queenie硬著頭⽪說著已知的情報,想要拖延時間。246Please respect copyright.PENANAcebuc8Oo62
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「活動分為了⼤家⼀起進⾏的活動,還有⼤家分開⾃⼰進⾏的活動。 」她⼜換上了肯定的語氣,提供了⼀個討論的⽅向。246Please respect copyright.PENANACPSQ7ahGDg
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聽到這番話,羅晨西靈光⼀閃。246Please respect copyright.PENANAVEXPqMBzCj
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「其實我們之前有請教過班上其他人,討論全班在旅遊日要做什麼活動,不過目前還沒統一意見。我想最晚後天應該能給您一個答案。」 要渡過這個難關,無⾮是要讓孫⽼師認為他們已經做⾜了準備功夫。246Please respect copyright.PENANAIu8A1Lg1Uy
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他給的這個答案,相信可以清晰展現出班會有在籌備活動上出過⼒。246Please respect copyright.PENANA8WxaBkaOVb
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「明⽩了,最晚後天我要有答覆。」似乎被說服的孫⽼師站了起來,起身走向教室大門。246Please respect copyright.PENANA68Y4XBQNwm
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看到孫⽼師要離開,班會的所有⼈都鬆了⼀⼝氣。246Please respect copyright.PENANAGjfyMAh3uM
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站在⾨旁,孫⽼師⼜道: 「對了,聖誕聯歡會的活動也是時候要討論了。」246Please respect copyright.PENANA53idOqweOW
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「好,我們會盡快討論的了。」羅晨西禮貌地回說。246Please respect copyright.PENANASTgN79GCBa
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「⼀步、兩步、三步⋯⋯」所有⼈⽬送孫⽼師離開,直到她離開視線範圍。246Please respect copyright.PENANAVeZRbi5QC5
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⽼師⼀離開,所有⼈⾺上把剛才會議中抑壓的盡情宣洩出來。246Please respect copyright.PENANAel3kCjrOkC
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「這麼⼤模⼤樣地召集我們,結果沒兩下就走了。」Queenie望著門外嘀咕。246Please respect copyright.PENANAwzmaQhFeAL
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「上課上到⼀半突然叫班會待會兒交待為旅⾏⽇準備過甚麼。接著臨⾛也要加壓,真是服了。」余創常聳聳肩說。246Please respect copyright.PENANAhqhZy0dnYt
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「無論如何,我想我們現在最重要還是要想出旅⾏⽇的活動。」林正君生怕老師沒有離開,只敢低聲說話。246Please respect copyright.PENANAdiODXS3gij
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Queenie看着現在的班會,欣慰地想:「有共同的敵⼈果然會令⼤家更團結。」246Please respect copyright.PENANAeI7oriw3YE
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「後天要給答案的話,現在已經沒時間了。」羅晨西拿出⼿機,在班群打出了向其他⼈求救的信息。246Please respect copyright.PENANA1mBSkn6mDd
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這次的會議,只是成功拖延了時間。 決定⽅案需要時間,讓同學同意⽅案同樣需要時間。 這種情況下,可以直接讓所有同學參與討論的班群相信是最優解。246Please respect copyright.PENANASRkvAOvE5c
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「拜託了各位,這次不要再在那邊不認真了。」羅晨西在心裡默念。