科學實驗室裡抽氣扇嗡嗡地轉著，牆上用紅線串起的科學偉人照片被風吹得晃個不停。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8o8ndZ16co
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「今天就說到這裡，你們⾃習吧。」任教科學的丘⽼師如此宣告，便⼀溜煙地回到原位使⽤電腦。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQKAwI5yvb
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在這群學⽣的眼內，⾃習無疑等同於⾃由和同學聊天的時間。 不，即使不是⾃習時間，1A班的這群⼈也會上課聊天，只是沒有現時這麼猖狂⽽已。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRQG7H9htT
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羅晨西湊近了同⼀張實驗桌的其他⼈，低聲詢問道：「你們有沒有聽到那個傳聞？」103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7ZCZvM2g1
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看著其他三⼈看過來的⽬光，羅晨西開始分享他打聽來的八卦。 「杏壇中學有三個著名的冗員，他們拿著和其他⼈⼀樣甚⾄更⾼的薪⾦，但他們做的實事就⽐誰都要少。」說到⽼師的壞話，羅晨西下意識地壓低了說話的⾳量。 「他們分別是『數學魔法師』吳副校⻑、 『催眠朗讀機』葉主任 、『時間管理者』丘⽼師，三⼈合稱為『杏壇界三⼤冗員』。」103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oD0rs6OCv
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「順便說⼀下，這些稱號是我從辯論隊聽回來的。」為了被免被貼上中⼆病的標籤，羅晨西特意補了一句。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiCrkgAc7v
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「說起來，我有⼀次在放學等巴⼠的時候，竟然發現丘⽼師排在隊伍的前⽅。」聽到這裡，林正君也分享了他親眼看到的誇張事跡。「我明明是在放學鈴響起後第一個離開教室的。」103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7ZS5AZY0C
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王欣⾬皺著眉頭說：「科學課都上了快兩個星期，幾乎每⼀次他都在最後叫我們⾃習，我覺得他根本就是⼀副不懂得合理編排教學時間的⽼師，『時間管理者』一定是⼀個反諷。」103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gNAkcHoDE
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「你錯了，其實他的確擅⻑管理時間，不過他管理的是⾃⼰的時間。你看看現在他在做什麼？」羅晨西以眼神向王欣⾬⽰意。 王欣⾬回頭⼀看，只⾒丘⽼師神⾊凝重地看著電腦螢幕。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS4RSHSqxG
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在被羅晨西所說的話影響後，丘⽼師凝重的表情在王欣⾬的眼中彷彿變味了。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hDD1mXgG0
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「現在也不⼀定確保他是在摸⿂吧？說不定他是在做其他正經的事。」嘴上說著有其他可能性，但林正君⼀時也想不到有甚麼理由替⽼師開脫。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTXb2HbSFd
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「以他上課時經常剩下⼀堆時間給我們⾃習來看，我覺得他現在不可能是在認真備課。」⼀直旁觀的封思諭⼼想。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2PXQYVwB2
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羅晨西躡手躡腳地稍微離開了座位，拍了⼀下坐在前⼀個實驗桌的余創常。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5vTTEOEL2
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「余創常，幫個⼩忙，你可不可以出去看⼀下⽼師現在在做什麼？你可以隨便找個借⼝，例如說你要上廁所。」 「也不是不⾏。」 接著，羅晨西看到了快要令⾃⼰暈倒的⼀幕。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7kSKw6BHz
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只見余創常躡手躡腳地離開了座位，拍了⼀下坐在再前⼀個實驗桌的李宜光。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJAJFKANWd
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「李宜光，我有⼀個重任要交給你。你現在出去看⼀下⽼師在做甚麼？」 「這樣呀⋯⋯」103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRSjoDXkU8
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「拍！拍！拍！」 這個時候，丘⽼師站了起來，拿著實驗室內的⽶尺敲打⾃⼰的桌⼦，敲打的⼒道之⼤令⼈懷疑⽶尺會否從中間斷成兩截。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7783yY9Nq
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「到底你們明不明⽩甚麼是⾃習？為什麼可以這麼吵？」丘⽼師⾯帶慍⾊地責問全體同學。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxak8B3l8A
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「還有那邊的同學為什麼你要離開座位？」丘⽼師指向了余創常。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFxoUNVvID
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「賭博失敗就是這個下場，今天要介紹的成語是玩⽕⾃焚。」余創常只能在⼼中暗暗叫苦。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9KZfeXP6Q
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「我不要⾒到有下⼀次。」丘⽼師惡狠狠地說完這⼀句，便再度回到原位使⽤電腦。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr06seY2Qd
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按照封思諭這段時間的經驗，丘⽼師的警告對1A班的效⼒⼤約有⼗分鐘，⾄於孫⽼師的警告效⼒則⻑達⼋⼗分鐘。 在警告⽣效期間，1A班將會進⼊安靜狀態。 杏壇中學⼀節課的課時為四⼗分鐘，根據⽬前的時間，丘⽼師的警告效⼒應該剛好維持到下課。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz238QRRKd2
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封思諭正好打算⽤這段時間來看科學教科書後⾯的內容。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NcbiCUOWi
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封思諭可以很安份地等下課，但⼀旁的羅晨西卻不想就這樣結束。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvowDtqbNva
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「如果這件事就這樣結束，真相有可能會永遠⽯沉⼤海。聽回來的情報始終不能盡信，要靠⾃⼰去確認。」想到這裡，他變得莫名熱血起來。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo8LPpSvvx
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從⾃⼰的位置出發，想要看到電腦屏幕，⼤約要⾛五⽶的距離。 羅晨西盡量放輕步伐，以不徐不疾的節奏⾛到了那個能夠同時看到丘⽼師和電腦屏幕的位置，隨後快速地瞄了⼀眼電腦屏幕。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigcOBugN2U
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後知後覺的丘⽼師察覺到有學⽣前來，慌忙切換屏幕，再以⼀套假裝專業的⼝吻詢問：「這位同學有甚麼問題？」103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbgWIqg6o4
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「我想去廁所。」早有準備的羅晨西平靜地回應。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFfaULZXIv
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剛剛被嚇到的丘⽼師作出指正：「下次去廁所前⿇煩先舉⼿。」103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5qxlTFrU9
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「好的，對不起。」羅晨西⼀臉誠懇地向⽼師道歉。 對羅晨西來說，擺出⼀副誠懇的態度去道歉已經是⼀個專業技能。⼀般來說，對⽅也不會再多加留難⾃⼰。即使是有孫⽼師的這位例外，他都能夠泰然⾃若地⾯對批評。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERvfzg0zX3
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⼀會兒後，羅晨西施施然地回到科學實驗室，向其他⼈傳達了答案。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC8hTH1Tbm
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「我看到了⼀幅起起伏伏的折線圖，他一定是在炒股。」103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3a4nXi2Zv1
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「哈，我會廣傳的了。」王欣⾬笑著說。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfQk01h3sm
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「知道他只是在股票交易後，我反⽽覺得沒甚麼⼤不了，本來還以為他會做⼀些不⾒得光的事。」解開了謎團後，羅晨西反⽽有點失望。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28L8Z7wPMW
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「其實在正經的上課時間去炒股從來也不是甚麼正常的⾏為。」仍然清醒的林正君批評了丘⽼師的⾏為。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsUiQc0eU8
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聽著眾⼈的討論，知道下課鈴聲將⾄的封思諭只是默默地收拾物品準備離開。
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「超強颱⾵『⼭⽵』現時距離⾹城西南偏南約⼀百公⾥，⼗號颶⾵信號現正⽣效⋯⋯」103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDnNI8iPI6
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然後，⼀場暴⾵⾬即將來臨。
