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《当地狱推行955工作制后，魔王被骂“工贼”了》

翎淵 翎淵
Apr 30, 2025 5 2 Mins Read
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 【1】「陛下，您背叛了地狱之魂！」  

地狱第七层会议厅，我的旧部「岩浆宰相」正用熔岩PPT怒喷：  

「自从您沉迷人间『劳动法』，地狱GDP下降70%！隔壁懒惰恶魔都开始准时下班了！」  

投影屏上显示触目惊心的数据：  

- 「加班怨灵产量」 ⬇️暴跌  

- 「血池温泉客流量」 ⬇️暴跌  

- 「魔王城拆迁款追讨进度」 ⬆️（但钱全被使魔拿去买虚拟股票）  

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「这叫产业升级！」我拍桌反驳，却见会议室大门被踹开——  

9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Sbe0oZ1Xc

 【2】新世代魔王：宅恶魔の野望  

「诸君——」  

一个穿《动物森友会》T恤的眼镜少年站在门口，脚下踩着「955」发光滑板：  

「我若当选魔王，将推行：  

✅ 午休3小时（含Switch联机时间）  

✅ 取消「灵魂绩效考核」改用OKR  

✅ 把血池改造成「带薪病假疗养院」！」  

9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD45dTxt9B

全场恶魔沸腾中，我的使魔偷偷连线人间：  

「陛下！他在《地狱BBS》的投票支持率已经82%了……要不下单『水军怨灵』刷票？」  

9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjOQBc0xQM

 【3】「黑暗八小时工作制」攻防战  

宅恶魔的「改革派」和我旧部「传统派」展开地狱级辩论：  

- 传统派：「不压榨灵魂算什么地狱？！你们这是要天堂化！」  

- 改革派：「笑死，天堂现在007比我们还狠好吗？（播放女神加班监控）」  

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突然，三头犬工会冲进来举牌抗议：  

「我们要求『恶魔Uber』纳入工伤保险！」  

「上次送外卖被圣水泼到，尾巴现在还有湿疹！」  

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 【4】魔王の最阴险战术——人间界HR经验  

「诸位。」我登上演讲台，放出使魔偷拍的「天界株式会社」录像：  

「看看这群天使——他们用『福报』骗人996，用『使命』掩盖低薪！而我们地狱呢？」  

我切换PPT展示「955地狱度假村」企划书：  

「我们要成为三界打工人的终极避风港！只要来地狱就业：  

- 免费享受「骂老板不扣钱」服务  

- 每月15号准时发薪（现金！不是天堂那种功德点！）  

- 「过劳死优先转生成资本家」特权！」  

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全场寂静三秒后，岩浆宰相哭着撕掉辞职信：  

「陛下……您这才是真正的恶魔の智慧啊！」  

9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzFtKuzbOB

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Table of Contents
#0 Intro
#1 《被裁员后，我决定用诅咒让上司天天腹泻》
#2 《在茶水间召唤使魔后，它帮我做了Excel》
#3 《当HR掏出圣剑裁员的瞬间，我喊出了前世医保密码》
#4 《加入魔王工会后，我的考勤表变成了恶魔契约》
#5 《我的使魔偷偷注册了“恶魔Uber”，接单圣水外送》
#6 《HR勇者记忆全解锁后，发现我们曾是……酒友？！》
#7 《被迫和HR勇者“商务合宿”后，魔王的SAN值归零了》  
#8 《当“女神黑料包”解压后，全公司都SAN值崩坏了》
#9 《当女神兔耳照流出后，三界开始集体罢工》
#10 《当地狱推行955工作制后，魔王被骂“工贼”了》
#11 《当使魔发行“冥币NFT”后，三界经济崩溃了》
#12 《当女神在便利店打工后，她终于理解了人间疾苦》
#13 《当三界战争变成“线上PK”后，没人想上班了》  
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