[1] "Congratulations to the Goddess for Becoming the Spokesmodel for ‘Hellfire Soul-Exploding Spicy Strips’!"
At the contract signing, the CEO of Hell Foods Inc. (a three-headed hellhound in a suit) presented the terms:133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzoBXUv6lZ
[Clauses:
Daily livestreams eating spicy strips (tears mandatory)
Tears harvested as "Holy Water Seasoning"
Breach turns bunny headband permanently chili-shaped]
The Goddess’ pen trembled: "This is a demonic contract?!"133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG6y9KBAYl
The familiar whispered: "But the payout removes your shock collar~"133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitOfZgqnMZ
She signed furiously: "Fine! It’s just spicy st—"
A staffer wheeled in "Volcano’s Wrath Spicy Strips", packaging labeled:133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMW4IUzpSj
[Heat Level: Demon King’s Tears]
[2] Livestream Gone Nuclear133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0OrMiyTe6
"Wel—cough! ‘Even Gods Break’ Spicy Review!" The Goddess donned a flame-proof mask.133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsapbATHdwf
First bite—
Her bunny headband "POPPED" into a chili pepper
Holy light shot from her eyes as chat exploded:133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKtwrZMsVk
[Ex-Believer1: So holy light is just spice tears?!]133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIyg8WwpXV
[Demon King: 1000 Hell Coins for a snot close-up!]
"This isn’t food—cough!" She chugged "milk" (actually the familiar’s lava latte), but her tears became pepper spray, blowing the camera to smithereens!
[3] "Tear Seasoning" Takes the Three Realms by Storm133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mLKtkvfy1
The "Holy Tears of Regret" sold like hellfire:133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMuTBetOko
[Bottle Slogan: "Hurt more than an ex, bitterer than overtime"]
Sales soared:
Heaven: Used in confession booths (instant guilty sobbing)
Human World: Office workers spiked coffee ("One sip = quit on spot")
Hell: "Ghost Employee Motivational Drink"
"This is workplace harassment…" The Goddess sobbed in her dressing room—while the familiar collected tears: "50 vials! Cry harder for ‘Tear Crystals’—they’re premium!"
[4] "Rescue" Mission Derailed133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxFcii2pVX
We (Demon King & Hero) crashed the stream as "rival brands":133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoBRIosPrl
"Try our ‘Nemesis Reconciliation Sweet-Spicy Strips’!"133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzj7O8RHiyg
(Secretly made with dark magic and sliced holy sword.)
Goddess, enraged: "How DARE—"133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHDwoKDIzT
"Free ‘Ex-Goddess Embarrassment Stickers’!" I flung her "spicy-face memes", while Hoshino held a sign:133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzuyl2e7KC
[RT to win: ‘Goddess Tears Instant Noodles’!]
Viewership hit 1 BILLION—crashing the servers.133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODyr7S0hKV
The final frame? The Goddess chasing us with her sword, as chat spammed:133Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nN33gTCp0
"NOW that’s divine punishment!"
