過去的心火般灼熱，今天已變了冰凍。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IgBVH7McI
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匯聚山上寒氣的大霧山茶葉，就如冷氣機的隔塵網一樣，有著吸收一切來歷不明的外來陽氣奇妙功效。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPqy2yDzCt
羽丹把茶葉放進球拍握拍位置的保護套裡，目的就是杜絕陽氣入侵他身體的事宜再度發生，不用再煩惱應該如何處置那道凌人的陽氣。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdNZz5pFxI
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「唉，這份量..應該足以能夠沖泡四人份量呢..」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡee28mMFLJk
大霧山頂茶葉的珍貴程度好比三蛋黃在於一身的雞蛋，如今竟然用作在球拍過濾陽氣之用，羽丹心底裡頭某程度上是感到非常委屈的。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRqtzLUE4m
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世間上能夠抵消陽氣的媒觸可謂多不勝數，簡單的一個冷笑話便已足以抵禦大部份的剛烈陽氣。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtGxFDmQKx
想當年后羿射日射至第八個太陽久攻不下的時候，也是憑著一道冷笑話戰勝太陽。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkvTktuonA
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后羿：「你那七個兒子已被我全射下來，為何你還要死心不息的住在天上呢，趕快下來跟他們團聚吧!」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0vqczCcMp
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第八太陽：「可憐的人類，別痴心妄想可以利用口遁把我打下來!663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdBvhbTXiw
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我還有我的老公(第九太陽)陪伴在我身邊，你是沒有可能拆散我們的!」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIldmQyvMu9
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第八太陽這番說話的確沒錯，第八第九太陽兩公婆真心相愛對方，情比金堅。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsItQEwkmh
任憑后羿如何出盡神兵法寶，也沒法打破兩者愛情所築起的防護罩，傷不到他們分亳。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjn4iEiXIK
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在后羿箭袋只剩下一枝寒冰箭的時候，他把心一橫，作出了最後的嘗試。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgDcuZLZxz
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后羿：「八陽，若果你誕下兒子的話，你知道我第一句會跟你說的說話是甚麼嗎?」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQBjio549s
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第八太陽：「唔...」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51LRMfNQIZ
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后羿:「我第一句會跟你說的話就是663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS42Yersen1
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生日快樂!」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAuBoOH46n
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說著的同時，后羿一髮驚動全身，用盡全身的力氣拉扯弓弦，射出一發蓄力寒冰箭。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA9kp5df6d
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因著「生日快樂」這個冷笑話實在太冷的關係，第八太陽不慎笑了出來，陽氣外洩，給予了寒冰箭突破愛情防護罩的機會，導致最終寒氣入體，不支倒下，形成今天只剩下一個太陽的局面。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlSefJbDfm
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這個故事證明了化解陽氣的手法可奇多，最重要的是要在適當的時機用上適當的手段。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxUmHXjR8O
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奈何經過一輪深層思考及掙扎後，羽丹還是想不出家裡還有甚麼寒物能夠達到與大霧山茶葉達異曲同工之效，最終唯有痛定思痛，以賣大包的方式梅花間竹地把四人份量的茶葉插進保護套裡頭。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqOoXClvnh
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「四人份量...應該足夠應付吧...」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPdrBsXJ8r
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然而，他這個判斷作得一點也沒有錯，期後在與我交手揮動球拍的時候，他明確的感受到右手生起一陣微暖，大氣更飄揚出一陣清香的茶香。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcIsoUCrHz
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這證明著大霧山茶葉實踐了其捨己為人的精神，貢獻出自身的寒體與外來的陽氣來個硬碰硬，陷入被陽氣的熱能打至五勞七傷的下場，形成茶香從自己的身體中默默地流走的局面。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZVoFflTa9
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從茶香的流失率作出粗略的估計後，羽丹相信四人份茶葉量應該能足以應付一個月高密集量的訓練左右，不能再多。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7YaWtyos3
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「茶葉子，我是絕對不會讓你不明不白地犧牲的!」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vTjsIW125
羽丹此刻的腦海充斥著對茶葉的傷感，接近每一球的回擊均對我使出「過河卒當車使」，藉此宣洩出埋藏在心底裡頭的那種屈怨。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElNRFZJbjL
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啪! 663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiD5BYygXp
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啪!663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZ3K1E6R3r
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啪!663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D7CUT6g4r
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在我而言，過河卒當車使根本就是一道無解的存在，每當爺爺打出一球「過河卒」後，我便要走到網前死死氣的拾起羽毛球，整個過程中我根本甚麼技術也練不到。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL2a9zj5Ut
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「爺爺，不是說好了進行冬燕返應對練習的嗎?663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi3JavU1Cf
冬音工理應不懂得使出『過河卒當車使』的吧? 663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUgwCKjLC5
這樣做對我有甚麼好處呢?」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0M7c2JIjh
連續拾起數十球後，我實在按奈不住，向爺爺作出抱怨。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU35bscVbve
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「哦...哦...」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEPFJcn4J9
被我這樣的一問後，爺爺洽時變得啞口無言起來。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRDYyfSm66
「一時興起忘了形，不好意思，我們返回應對冬燕返的練習吧!」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLCsbzXHKk
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爺爺的這個解釋，言下之意即是他把我當作是玩物的看待，根本沒有把練習這回事放在心上吧!663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYds5nJyMu
對此，我決定以牙還牙以眼還眼，嘗試打出「過河卒當車使」作出反擊，讓他明白我並不是這樣好欺負的。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkNmeZSfze
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啪!663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJFQ13M97Q
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利用跳飛機步法修正最終的站立位置後，我瞄準球線的白線位置，大力的轟下去。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswwbsWtuVS
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擁有陽氣之力的我，絕對有足夠的力量推動羽毛球，打出一發不比爺爺遜色的「過河卒當車使」。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgLOKGVYh9
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羽毛球如我預期般的直撞球網的白線位置，但卻沒有如預期般的以貼著球網的方式跨過球網，反而是乏力地向下直墜到我方的場地上。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdxWT6ZyxP
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啪! 啪! 啪!663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jaNrRpfN5
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連續試過好幾次後，情況並沒有作出改善，結局亦是一式一樣的跌回在我方場地之上。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtUkrH7jsW
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「乖孫，過河卒當車使可並不是你想像中這麼簡單地便能施展出來的!663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnenJoZ9qBt
你現在所做的，只是單純地利用蠻力打在球網裡頭，這是投河自殺卒，而不是過河變車卒呢!」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9UPfrRxye
爺爺明白到我想模仿他的絕技後，語重心長的對我作出勸說。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyCG06Y4mL
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「擦網球是一道講求精準和力量的技術學問，當中還涉及到周遭風向、球網彈性、羽毛球用料及羽毛狀況等等各種變數，把任何一小細節計算錯誤的話，便會沒法成功施展出來。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpE2fq03BA
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在我研發『過河卒當車使』的時候，我每天可是會觀看數千道擦網球的影片，細心分析及歸納出擦網球的要點，再在球場上作出各式各樣的實驗驗證自己的想法。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12ELS6kl8W
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屈指一算，我可是花了接近十年才能百分百地掌握到打出『過河卒當車使』的要訣呢!」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeel406gHK
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「十...年...?」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqkF1bYPdQ
我非常的肯定，我絕對沒有爺爺如此堅韌的意志能夠強忍著無數的失敗，苦修鑽研一種事物達十年之長。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pxOhIHOwl
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「經驗是時間修下來的成果，是根深蒂固在大腦裡頭的知識。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCbgMTwRmI
就算你在這期間真的能夠成功把女祖先召喚上身，把自己的五官體感提升至極限，也是沒法抵償得到十年苦修的實質時間。663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82nrw71ZKm
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現在你只剩下半年時間也不夠，我勸你還是不要痴心妄想修練『過河卒當車使』吧!」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDP8C5IaA1
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「與其盲目模仿別人的步伐，倒不如自己努力開拓一條新的道路，利用自己擁有的長處創立出屬於自己的一道新招式吧!」663Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfInOaparj
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