暑假,是一切的終結,亦是一切的開始。719Please respect copyright.PENANAIdJ2vzwmJ8
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子,開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。719Please respect copyright.PENANAPbPcVpWkTQ
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踏入中學二年級,白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下,一同進入了數學精英班2A班。719Please respect copyright.PENANAmm1uovKqSY
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候,我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。719Please respect copyright.PENANActvKM41V7B
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態,我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。719Please respect copyright.PENANAEf69RT5P5g
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「咳咳!羽分,這個是我座位來的。」719Please respect copyright.PENANADpseXK8m1m
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際,白薯走到我的面前,揮手數下著我讓座。719Please respect copyright.PENANA0McXAkCfll
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「你的座位?719Please respect copyright.PENANAOH7oT53oif
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎?我看不到喎!」719Please respect copyright.PENANA8orS7PwTZE
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話,我或許真的是會讓座給他;719Please respect copyright.PENANAZmddYWCflD
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開,對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此,我自當然不會跟他客氣。719Please respect copyright.PENANA2dX72xYffa
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞?」719Please respect copyright.PENANAhtuBqYI2nM
聽到我的反駁後,白薯雙拳緊握,面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。719Please respect copyright.PENANAlUvniuobIO
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「哼! 哼!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAvcVDZM7WFD
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此時,門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲,而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任,在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師,笑老師。719Please respect copyright.PENANAporPqcajFC
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「同學們,請坐回自己的位置。」719Please respect copyright.PENANAL1TIQDuGvs
笑老師托了一下眼鏡,對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。719Please respect copyright.PENANA8TdRZGjeLk
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「嘖!羽分,你好自為之!」719Please respect copyright.PENANATEdqmjn3Nj
眼見班主任就在眼前,白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後,隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。719Please respect copyright.PENANAfQj5cGt2gw
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「嘩!原來白薯是這樣差勁的!719Please respect copyright.PENANA61lz63FnPz
唉,俗語真的說得不錯,靚仔不是同性戀的,就是性格上有問題,唉....」719Please respect copyright.PENANAbGNUon6jcB
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁,搖頭嘆氣道。719Please respect copyright.PENANA30mmceeZS5
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢?719Please respect copyright.PENANAYtTxQlVFgl
你又不是同性戀,又不是性格上有問題,我並不是在責罵你哦!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAldLlOugxvD
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「.......」719Please respect copyright.PENANAlBjPbQ4nYX
這一刻,我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。719Please respect copyright.PENANAU57441J0n5
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______________________________________719Please respect copyright.PENANAR5zzGdUzla
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「大家知道嗎?719Please respect copyright.PENANAc7qjhMjdGF
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAUAx7Ld96YY
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後,突然煞有介事的板起臉口,右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。719Please respect copyright.PENANAaYpKIDPRx5
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇,一籌莫展的看著他,等待著他說出後續的說話。719Please respect copyright.PENANAyC2AJXrBYb
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級,是患上中二病的高危時期呢!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAOg34r2BQsx
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後,心裡沾沾自喜的模樣,露出燦爛的笑容起來。719Please respect copyright.PENANA8X83Zkt6F3
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……………..719Please respect copyright.PENANA4Og7KUXFkW
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搞笑大王此話一出,班房死寂無聲,眾人一致地有著共識,擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。719Please respect copyright.PENANAmhvRNzk4wb
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「唔...宏觀各個班房,還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好,同學們均專注地看著老師,沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動,不錯不錯!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAYXqXa0clso
無獨有偶,校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房,暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。719Please respect copyright.PENANAjPxwppmrOM
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「好了,笑話就不多說了!719Please respect copyright.PENANA6rCes0vtBb
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節,編排座位表!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAr8NUCALyiQ
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣,鬼馬地伸出舌頭。719Please respect copyright.PENANAt5f91zz0kH
「今年我們來點新意思!我會出一道IQ題,最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利!719Please respect copyright.PENANATekn6ByiX8
名額只有一個,大家要舉手搶答呢!」719Please respect copyright.PENANADlqbQJbNLr
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嘩!嘩!嘩!719Please respect copyright.PENANAvv5mhSYLX3
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同,同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來,班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。719Please respect copyright.PENANAlix8w37wJw
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏?」719Please respect copyright.PENANA0Xb5TboVuw
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嗖!719Please respect copyright.PENANAjHLbP7Un4B
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秒速間,一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。719Please respect copyright.PENANA97rySTolYk
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「白薯同學。」719Please respect copyright.PENANA0vQ4uErCu5
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的,伸出右手示意白薯作答。719Please respect copyright.PENANAHFL3bfnXl4
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「電子,Electron,易叻藏!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAN0z4aim4ha
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。719Please respect copyright.PENANAXay2PVoFGp
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「正解!」719Please respect copyright.PENANA2slmecUtO4
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來,點頭道。719Please respect copyright.PENANAbwCg5pFbZT
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份,以物理的角度作出急速思考,這白薯果然並不簡單。」719Please respect copyright.PENANAEk70Q4qGqu
白薯快而準的回應,真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。719Please respect copyright.PENANAMzsfj1L8Bx
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「笑老師,我有一個請求,若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利,你會否批準呢?」719Please respect copyright.PENANAOOGPpb8hz0
白薯道。719Please respect copyright.PENANAtULVpb8V15
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「嗯,可以呀,等價交換,非常合理,我批準!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAEZlnOWzvXX
笑老師思索了一會後,表示接納白薯的請求。719Please respect copyright.PENANA07Rk0UflvK
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「那麼,我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAxqCSNlIcWL
白薯向後瞄了我一眼,亮出勝利者的笑容。719Please respect copyright.PENANAy4doRVdmej
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「甚麼!?」719Please respect copyright.PENANATwYkBEBRNd
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單,竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中;719Please respect copyright.PENANAXVjQg4Se46
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作,更要在每個星期遞交班日記,記錄班裡的日常狀況。719Please respect copyright.PENANAP9OXzrPUT3
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功,完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。719Please respect copyright.PENANAQ36k60Cnfm
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「好!就這樣決定吧!719Please respect copyright.PENANA7VVNp8JAMp
羽分同學,笑老師現在給你一個機會,讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAN2LFfDbUFn
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!?719Please respect copyright.PENANAabytcNf1oy
否極泰來!719Please respect copyright.PENANAiPsAZ9Pgxz
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飛雲,機會來了!719Please respect copyright.PENANA8dMFam2Iqd
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話,那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會,一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時,亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。719Please respect copyright.PENANADTTzyJGmSD
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白薯,你做得很好,這助攻做得非常漂亮!719Please respect copyright.PENANAWMxKSOn7pt
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候,我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。719Please respect copyright.PENANAuAgggptfiu
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話,那會否過於唐突,套路太過明顯呢?719Please respect copyright.PENANAj2AzEKxb2o
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更甚的是,班裡一定會傳出謠言,到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬,得不償失。719Please respect copyright.PENANAYrXPovOgvF
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭,高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來!719Please respect copyright.PENANAH3breasvWj
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「或者,我跟笑老師同一做法,出一道IQ題讓大家估一下,誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧!719Please respect copyright.PENANAgbDS89mt6G
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢?」719Please respect copyright.PENANATRRD3fhSag
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燕子,答案是燕子!燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係,大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。719Please respect copyright.PENANAcSCzzwFpqx
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐,對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多,她一定懂得回答這道問題。719Please respect copyright.PENANAE6grSQqPVp
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話,她必定會舉手作出回答。反之,她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案!719Please respect copyright.PENANA3uMQmC2kYO
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我這個IQ題的做法,瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上;719Please respect copyright.PENANAKq4swJyIaI
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好,但若果她不願意主動回答的話,事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。719Please respect copyright.PENANAXmWIGz7eyg
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嗖!719Please respect copyright.PENANADqAr0cIiiv
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗!719Please respect copyright.PENANAa90mjN7EtD
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實在是過於喜出望外,冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來! 719Please respect copyright.PENANAaxKfJ10ydL
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這一刻,我的心跳瘋狂地加速,連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。719Please respect copyright.PENANAfIiX0R13ZV
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「唔,髮璇同學舉手較為快,髮璇同學!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAGVsyiqC1WY
笑老師伸出左手,指向坐在我旁邊的髮璇。719Please respect copyright.PENANApYIkX3TKbG
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「飛蛾!飛蛾怕凍的關係,所以飛蛾撲火!」719Please respect copyright.PENANAqeNZvjVssl
髮璇作出響亮的回應。719Please respect copyright.PENANAQg4VrQFOXI