暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdJ2vzwmJ8
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbPcVpWkTQ
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm1uovKqSY
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctvKM41V7B
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf69RT5P5g
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpseXK8m1m
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0McXAkCfll
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「你的座位？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH7oT53oif
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8orS7PwTZE
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmddYWCflD
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dX72xYffa
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtuBqYI2nM
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUvniuobIO
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「哼！ 哼！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcVDZM7WFD
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡporPqcajFC
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1TIQDuGvs
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TdRZGjeLk
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEdqmjn3Nj
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQj5cGt2gw
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61lz63FnPz
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGNUon6jcB
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30mmceeZS5
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtTxQlVFgl
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldLlOugxvD
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「.......」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBjPbQ4nYX
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU57441J0n5
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「大家知道嗎？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7qjhMjdGF
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAx7Ld96YY
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYpKIDPRx5
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyC2AJXrBYb
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg34r2BQsx
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8X83Zkt6F3
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhvRNzk4wb
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「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXqXa0clso
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPxwppmrOM
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rCes0vtBb
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8NUCALyiQ
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5f91zz0kH
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTekn6ByiX8
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlqbQJbNLr
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嘩！嘩！嘩！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv5mhSYLX3
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlix8w37wJw
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xb5TboVuw
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嗖！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHLbP7Un4B
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97rySTolYk
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「白薯同學。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vQ4uErCu5
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFL3bfnXl4
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0z4aim4ha
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXay2PVoFGp
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「正解！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2slmecUtO4
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwCg5pFbZT
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk70Q4qGqu
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzsfj1L8Bx
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOGPpb8hz0
白薯道。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtULVpb8V15
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「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZlnOWzvXX
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07Rk0UflvK
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「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqCSNlIcWL
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4doRVdmej
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「甚麼！？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwYkBEBRNd
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVjQg4Se46
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9OXzrPUT3
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ36k60Cnfm
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「好！就這樣決定吧！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VVNp8JAMp
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2LFfDbUFn
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否極泰來！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPsAZ9Pgxz
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飛雲，機會來了！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dMFam2Iqd
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTTzyJGmSD
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMxKSOn7pt
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAgggptfiu
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2AzEKxb2o
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更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrXPovOgvF
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3breasvWj
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「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbDS89mt6G
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRRD3fhSag
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSCzzwFpqx
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6grSQqPVp
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uMQmC2kYO
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我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq4swJyIaI
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmWIGz7eyg
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嗖！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqAr0cIiiv
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa90mjN7EtD
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxKfJ10ydL
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