暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeBLFJ0KvP
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58J2NAjigM
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KVOo1PqNC
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfgcrWG778
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCyHWrJ10t
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xiQdDrVY1
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bbdlKhz5x
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDcdkXIq7s
「你的座位？681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTp1LdKPni
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm58OEbag3
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZPTSKcF1x
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AgqwTBKqO
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWkM8VB0ub
「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4AODSKHfx
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb32RTuc1s
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「哼！ 哼！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cs8VeNdtv
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzro3efqrRT
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLxzvirtcW
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCv5aAHpiKM
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk1iMlpyzU
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPSQCFWmkp
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdUNyItTs8
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCHsFcURGj
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KflSLqr7H
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4AqEc7itP
「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSXOjZia9r
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9onlLqWmyV
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「.......」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG4szkkRAi
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGr0wk2RpF
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______________________________________681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TuEX6lSmb
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「大家知道嗎？681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFwq2iCluB
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafbPa89rwM
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeI8YiHurZM
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNT53iOL8c
同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYoDHt138z
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVDO0D3uhY
「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNgm4Kw0ic
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntZZHbECET
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……………..681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTbtlv2cAI
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ885oWrXlVH
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwXFhUMvgM
「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSvMaEQ4H7
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis3T7mdS61
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyXRZZLkWH
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bwJqfg9NH
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv5LdYH3NG
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HvWA0Cy6e
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE17bdLtqlD
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdv8tHrdIX
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2hlp7Fdai
嘩！嘩！嘩！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbpj71Clkk
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hfv42VvZI
與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ9qRr3mLd
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8vVafLHEt
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8y8mOEovI
「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszqGlEyRcQ
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5rEkffee9
嗖！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly6m9vFbm8
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKy73WIeewF
秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T8EcaFbBP
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIOCa94GKX
「白薯同學。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp1nTphmYm
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy07bZE5m9W
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJp0PRxZddw
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MYhxMA28m
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNadawG7W4
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ645qYpksL1
「正解！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmB49Z0tXsr
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6yyOIMceV
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOqunfPgeG
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGsKF5CEkU
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnu0XPnVVP
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVLgtPXtHG
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXF6AkKfAN
白薯道。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdGDVSPXhT
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfjX9hjLNo
「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd32UIeQim
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ145n5cx7xN
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1csVSs2iY
「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQIhr31WEa
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLXOBqqrKD
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1LUZDqqjz
「甚麼！？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKmUNwIMSz
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmMhzscdv3
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamEEpaNrYQ
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDRJJGfD6V
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「好！就這樣決定吧！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd6TVX9qvu
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVjFR9fY2y
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！？681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22n9reARTe
否極泰來！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTRyeffmPa
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飛雲，機會來了！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGiWG7NSgU
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxB1kew9AEQ
只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAQnGeOIbY
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBXTEcr4VK
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKjLvynfWY
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcrKVq4qqf
若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8MjGhnj0M
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbABZQEAHV
更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPuJlZ9Jhe
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPWGKrjA8w
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErxIYg5WK3
「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPJaYFFRlN
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyddBTRbuoL
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EbZIh3xNG
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfQd47iW2q
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKdKgd5j88
若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01E0SvsR20
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeSyIcWJNr
我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNZAuuq038
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECPAIMRYeo
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嗖！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFtcjLeyp1
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ821B7BlKOh
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxDfuD1Jrf
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這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAGOiK4aZq
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