暑假,是一切的終結,亦是一切的開始。698Please respect copyright.PENANAOtUpTCUt1v
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子,開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。698Please respect copyright.PENANAvhduGSt6mW
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踏入中學二年級,白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下,一同進入了數學精英班2A班。698Please respect copyright.PENANAmaF7fNvFlE
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候,我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。698Please respect copyright.PENANAGxqWmGFHFr
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態,我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。698Please respect copyright.PENANA2ezYhZff6k
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「咳咳!羽分,這個是我座位來的。」698Please respect copyright.PENANAQfJSNTx5PG
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際,白薯走到我的面前,揮手數下著我讓座。698Please respect copyright.PENANAKDpCdXM1iT
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「你的座位?698Please respect copyright.PENANAbBa7KCYXKV
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎?我看不到喎!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAwNXQO7zNKa
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話,我或許真的是會讓座給他;698Please respect copyright.PENANAcVYE8rE6YT
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開,對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此,我自當然不會跟他客氣。698Please respect copyright.PENANAuavKYUrjgY
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞?」698Please respect copyright.PENANAxlmtP9rEim
聽到我的反駁後,白薯雙拳緊握,面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。698Please respect copyright.PENANAppGPv0Uu79
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「哼! 哼!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAY9SoM24skz
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此時,門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲,而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任,在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師,笑老師。698Please respect copyright.PENANAAWJy1g8Jt9
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「同學們,請坐回自己的位置。」698Please respect copyright.PENANAzlVXzY64AG
笑老師托了一下眼鏡,對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。698Please respect copyright.PENANA0F6eJU3xvX
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「嘖!羽分,你好自為之!」698Please respect copyright.PENANA1nXW78FkZo
眼見班主任就在眼前,白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後,隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。698Please respect copyright.PENANA8h7ESEAfEx
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「嘩!原來白薯是這樣差勁的!698Please respect copyright.PENANASQzGrX3xZY
唉,俗語真的說得不錯,靚仔不是同性戀的,就是性格上有問題,唉....」698Please respect copyright.PENANA0zKFlRAP7R
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁,搖頭嘆氣道。698Please respect copyright.PENANAfTjPq02Wzk
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢?698Please respect copyright.PENANAfcCWWwo5dN
你又不是同性戀,又不是性格上有問題,我並不是在責罵你哦!」698Please respect copyright.PENANADP9fzq9KFr
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「.......」698Please respect copyright.PENANAygcnQoyEZe
這一刻,我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。698Please respect copyright.PENANAkNGSdo0ehI
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「大家知道嗎?698Please respect copyright.PENANAys7AiuJ1y9
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAdkGEjAV0qn
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後,突然煞有介事的板起臉口,右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。698Please respect copyright.PENANAX7A9I4LZAU
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇,一籌莫展的看著他,等待著他說出後續的說話。698Please respect copyright.PENANAWvtfKrn4oh
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級,是患上中二病的高危時期呢!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAiIAepjAukz
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後,心裡沾沾自喜的模樣,露出燦爛的笑容起來。698Please respect copyright.PENANAg4XpL6A4e4
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搞笑大王此話一出,班房死寂無聲,眾人一致地有著共識,擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。698Please respect copyright.PENANAnUPBdnuhL0
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「唔...宏觀各個班房,還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好,同學們均專注地看著老師,沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動,不錯不錯!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAS23rGPglyn
無獨有偶,校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房,暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。698Please respect copyright.PENANAdl32evXvSH
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「好了,笑話就不多說了!698Please respect copyright.PENANAxN7czYrj8f
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節,編排座位表!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAkLRJwhc8L8
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣,鬼馬地伸出舌頭。698Please respect copyright.PENANA4R77obE85R
「今年我們來點新意思!我會出一道IQ題,最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利!698Please respect copyright.PENANAwg1KWDH60d
名額只有一個,大家要舉手搶答呢!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAcHTtREc02z
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嘩!嘩!嘩!698Please respect copyright.PENANA2LlG2uDVhR
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同,同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來,班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。698Please respect copyright.PENANAwWno8Wz5BJ
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏?」698Please respect copyright.PENANAknZncMYdkb
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嗖!698Please respect copyright.PENANATksp8wvbDL
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秒速間,一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。698Please respect copyright.PENANAu4DHg30rwu
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「白薯同學。」698Please respect copyright.PENANAbeFlAJ7n50
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的,伸出右手示意白薯作答。698Please respect copyright.PENANAP1igwuuCo2
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「電子,Electron,易叻藏!」698Please respect copyright.PENANA6UhZML9Ey4
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。698Please respect copyright.PENANAH0tuF6vEwb
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「正解!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAClW4uYCkhF
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來,點頭道。698Please respect copyright.PENANA7MtwNkCYYA
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份,以物理的角度作出急速思考,這白薯果然並不簡單。」698Please respect copyright.PENANAoQAlrCigYG
白薯快而準的回應,真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。698Please respect copyright.PENANA1M6nOXTCQl
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「笑老師,我有一個請求,若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利,你會否批準呢?」698Please respect copyright.PENANAP9wBxDF8bX
白薯道。698Please respect copyright.PENANAGEzp8ExUxR
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「嗯,可以呀,等價交換,非常合理,我批準!」698Please respect copyright.PENANADBVnKbig1t
笑老師思索了一會後,表示接納白薯的請求。698Please respect copyright.PENANA6xv3ePtjpj
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「那麼,我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAFJAo8mosn0
白薯向後瞄了我一眼,亮出勝利者的笑容。698Please respect copyright.PENANAYn0JW7Ng85
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「甚麼!?」698Please respect copyright.PENANAGAMT3OHnEk
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單,竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中;698Please respect copyright.PENANAlr4EI6K6tc
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作,更要在每個星期遞交班日記,記錄班裡的日常狀況。698Please respect copyright.PENANA6S4wVbhjPy
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功,完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。698Please respect copyright.PENANAYVeXVcFeST
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「好!就這樣決定吧!698Please respect copyright.PENANAcmR6veqmyJ
羽分同學,笑老師現在給你一個機會,讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAOtNHa41wZw
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!?698Please respect copyright.PENANAeDWMTH0bmc
否極泰來!698Please respect copyright.PENANAJN2lPBNpxY
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飛雲,機會來了!698Please respect copyright.PENANA46odtiOkc6
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話,那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會,一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時,亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。698Please respect copyright.PENANAcoutjwJopv
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白薯,你做得很好,這助攻做得非常漂亮!698Please respect copyright.PENANAIpOdR6q7Ah
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候,我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。698Please respect copyright.PENANAtzUWem6lFB
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話,那會否過於唐突,套路太過明顯呢?698Please respect copyright.PENANA4fnryQuqJG
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更甚的是,班裡一定會傳出謠言,到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬,得不償失。698Please respect copyright.PENANAl8cb9pS303
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭,高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來!698Please respect copyright.PENANAEkApwFfTNU
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「或者,我跟笑老師同一做法,出一道IQ題讓大家估一下,誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧!698Please respect copyright.PENANA31374Iify5
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢?」698Please respect copyright.PENANAcXXVznTiXC
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燕子,答案是燕子!燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係,大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。698Please respect copyright.PENANAbCZxNg5pVI
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐,對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多,她一定懂得回答這道問題。698Please respect copyright.PENANAI1IUb28j2l
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話,她必定會舉手作出回答。反之,她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案!698Please respect copyright.PENANAJbzYtOHMxL
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我這個IQ題的做法,瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上;698Please respect copyright.PENANAU1akOuaLxN
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好,但若果她不願意主動回答的話,事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。698Please respect copyright.PENANA5AsfA7RJJK
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嗖!698Please respect copyright.PENANAmc8C3lTHMN
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗!698Please respect copyright.PENANANlJaWWPdnJ
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實在是過於喜出望外,冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來! 698Please respect copyright.PENANAKp2seZW10p
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這一刻,我的心跳瘋狂地加速,連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。698Please respect copyright.PENANAiELvRjcT7t
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「唔,髮璇同學舉手較為快,髮璇同學!」698Please respect copyright.PENANAKx8bpGIJcG
笑老師伸出左手,指向坐在我旁邊的髮璇。698Please respect copyright.PENANAB76JaVQCJX
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「飛蛾!飛蛾怕凍的關係,所以飛蛾撲火!」698Please respect copyright.PENANACt2A2mK2Hq
髮璇作出響亮的回應。698Please respect copyright.PENANAQwMrxP0pwX