暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRtSvfAsbl
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhbZ8yMCzQ
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqL69xricvN
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvtS7QuUUQ
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaf3EDXvgU
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5fnvw2K4V
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXswU51juA
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「你的座位？647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOthrMYpal
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdg5vTswLb
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95oeSuFxCm
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2ON1F86Gt
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlkdVk7DsG
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKwvCvrBhU
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「哼！ 哼！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM5jyiFfdr
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaWp7lLEds
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppff5KlBLu
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgs7epmWDX
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3HkRitMpt
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrReb1FT7ld
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pP8KuVzCB
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehJkPfSOTl
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JDPhO8Mqg
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuQcWxc7hN
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y3r2r0wlj
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這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZ788HKvrA
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「大家知道嗎？647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNxnflx8xx
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbbqSn7v2b
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9zxAz2ygQ
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNzJFRm5JC
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK65B95CNBU
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXqKYaAreJ
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIifVgRnyHP
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「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOqCh6fjq6
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF0ii1WcSL
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbaihxnRqc
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv4A86e4Q0
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL8XmcE0DH
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ues6kW9C4
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwnDwVjuIL
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嘩！嘩！嘩！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKD14uRhNn
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEac8oRQVTF
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZnCrOvZmj
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嗖！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1ohQhRG44
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeg8oSBamU
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「白薯同學。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD143b5Ld1
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzayO98loFk
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSEgFVi0aM
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnynq9Ht5i
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「正解！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZzjuF595O
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybJn3K9clD
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCHZkuPuRQ
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSRKBvFJ5R
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLcD9LfM61
白薯道。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWP8cRBV4O
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「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8UKNjZTcS
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRQprl6wH2
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「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIda2lUMxj1
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGdLrpN2uz
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「甚麼！？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEe3Xb3PPrg
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4ikjqa2Zh
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIkocRgBR1
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA6OVfxtpN
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「好！就這樣決定吧！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2maOuiu0Xw
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqhuNpKGLz
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否極泰來！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRSsbnfdNi
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飛雲，機會來了！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKaCU6Rttd
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCsOV7SQDX
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY8tlQnqrl
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvVvNlZLRi
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4UyGZu6kO
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更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49ckqk6UXL
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKVMW2u3Wt
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「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cfZ5vIunK
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsz63781aX
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiSMKDdxmC
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzJze8OoJ9
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorXjh0HFSc
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我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgrv87nnP3
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD1cu4wRMQ
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嗖！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhatUFWII76
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9eX9GXA5t
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjSBrIIwqh
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這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH8jmfYxn9
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