暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtUpTCUt1v
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhduGSt6mW
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaF7fNvFlE
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxqWmGFHFr
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ezYhZff6k
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfJSNTx5PG
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDpCdXM1iT
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「你的座位？698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBa7KCYXKV
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNXQO7zNKa
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVYE8rE6YT
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuavKYUrjgY
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlmtP9rEim
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppGPv0Uu79
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「哼！ 哼！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9SoM24skz
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWJy1g8Jt9
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlVXzY64AG
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F6eJU3xvX
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nXW78FkZo
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h7ESEAfEx
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQzGrX3xZY
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zKFlRAP7R
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTjPq02Wzk
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcCWWwo5dN
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP9fzq9KFr
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這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNGSdo0ehI
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「大家知道嗎？698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys7AiuJ1y9
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkGEjAV0qn
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7A9I4LZAU
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvtfKrn4oh
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIAepjAukz
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4XpL6A4e4
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUPBdnuhL0
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「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS23rGPglyn
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl32evXvSH
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN7czYrj8f
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLRJwhc8L8
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4R77obE85R
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg1KWDH60d
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHTtREc02z
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嘩！嘩！嘩！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LlG2uDVhR
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWno8Wz5BJ
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknZncMYdkb
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嗖！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTksp8wvbDL
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4DHg30rwu
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「白薯同學。」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeFlAJ7n50
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1igwuuCo2
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UhZML9Ey4
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0tuF6vEwb
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「正解！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClW4uYCkhF
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MtwNkCYYA
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQAlrCigYG
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1M6nOXTCQl
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9wBxDF8bX
白薯道。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEzp8ExUxR
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「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBVnKbig1t
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xv3ePtjpj
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「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJAo8mosn0
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn0JW7Ng85
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「甚麼！？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAMT3OHnEk
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr4EI6K6tc
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S4wVbhjPy
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVeXVcFeST
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「好！就這樣決定吧！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmR6veqmyJ
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtNHa41wZw
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否極泰來！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN2lPBNpxY
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飛雲，機會來了！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46odtiOkc6
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoutjwJopv
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpOdR6q7Ah
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzUWem6lFB
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fnryQuqJG
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更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8cb9pS303
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkApwFfTNU
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「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31374Iify5
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXXVznTiXC
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCZxNg5pVI
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1IUb28j2l
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbzYtOHMxL
698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O44xCyHc9
我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1akOuaLxN
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AsfA7RJJK
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嗖！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmc8C3lTHMN
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlJaWWPdnJ
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp2seZW10p
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這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiELvRjcT7t
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