暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GXLHCP4WG
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj872SS3Ht
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNV7pXIaEf
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGXmm3lBY7
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyCzK6d0G9
本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGz3I4HdQi5
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBwLl7dCIh
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dB1raHbrM
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ejWYTHgto
「你的座位？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTdjM1ZZEo
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdvrlZePE8
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlwFFgEf8V
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLGhtx9r1O
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYp5GYp7gz
「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLRXjZEY31
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T4JwAO6rr
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「哼！ 哼！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK27bxy2kN
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcwmtf2ZIC
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9Eyjsccw0
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzf0RE5OXn
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9e9eIYXpQu
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRLTLngIN0
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ma4Q98vpj
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeV8fg1Zft
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi93ERP9TnF
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIePMf57VGC
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq92iQ0jyEj
「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtcTNae7vn
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL7WZj8glW
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「.......」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXYM0BKtpd
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE1Kf31Ydj
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqXoB7ysD5
______________________________________684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPKnMajCzX
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「大家知道嗎？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAIqhvTLlH
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZtXN6QvPP
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSnUj8UnX2
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CLFBxxJRu
同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof9M5Mg3JT
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fqdDvQ7QK
「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIY1bfyZ5x
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlWeTVL4Qf
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……………..684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmT2ZPMR1m
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOWhQxpVlI
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SJ84YPFWc
「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zBwtx6spo
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Bl5wfCrSE
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684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyLbCqfdjD
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0GDmlWYDB
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrnGh5NjPJ
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uqMvJ4ShU
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGI8LtsQMJ
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B3EH5wcvD
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFUY9jVG3u
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloSOhNbJCP
嘩！嘩！嘩！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYUPZ1LBIW
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNYkbzavnM
與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4ajiU0kjw
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5Gvtz032E
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwos52OK4h
「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDSs8dlxhC
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xUBCn9zai
嗖！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnzRdlCkjb
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrhewshUKm
秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicrd6CA64v
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MINVJNexZ
「白薯同學。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlEkUpRd2p
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKeMSev1yf
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvkDygp8OD
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZpCsDMm3N
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3WAOz93I4
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zl71J7Tij
「正解！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33pQF8Hd4T
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeVPxYqGUp
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWM6hIh4P0
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxU0gHRDsC
「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzwtxYPGff
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4zLPZzPLy
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNKxI46Fhf
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawT3ZxTwjS
「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98tTqjmPCQ
白薯道。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jaH1Ltadd
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeS9mqIMAC
「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eYYDP2ifA
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07VC13N7lS
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7yB2veBiK
「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoq2IH7lYB
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurzJBitbXE
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTovNjt3eL
「甚麼！？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7Eva31iU0
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOnWiWDFhM
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvofQ2bkbCk
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQzGUWOVEv
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpv15iEtaq
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「好！就這樣決定吧！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvm0EP3iCfn
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNAY21i1Gi
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXWxhl9Sjk
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！？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx0Xid3618
否極泰來！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDucTKWXCO
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飛雲，機會來了！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Anuiymr2H
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiJ7BwOz0q
只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAjiL0VveO
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfovOdthsTJ
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmGP3h8OBq
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTV8lkYtEdu
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1giDzowr3c
若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExLSzqrLMs
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRru58mHYhK
更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU29FMbOXVu
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0tXeYV73K
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9UhntooOt
在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eBA76XvhS
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnXgDcktLA
「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcVW7CQ4nq
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk72D8XWYl
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuIn3zvOEs
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rRXQ6UQVH
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnnEqbubpi
若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vj1MawJ14
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYGNw0Tw2m
我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrAPwxo63M
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoquowx3QZ
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嗖！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaKrGxAwj6
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv3VStmVYs
噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdetF8kAl8
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTBKNA7WFf
實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Kj1SBgHUs
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxIdGVdWrg
這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfemIwbfkZ
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO77lWcYyt
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