暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTlQtywi0w
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirhFNT0vKJ
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga4YETd6i8
踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEztxHXOKy9
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNzBTtoH1B
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucYzFFzGlG
在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNA44nbPAy
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4DqjqChw2
本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbbTfxcWvL
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvrjJpilst
「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnseYx1qzB
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7udvAL5Aa
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1TS4rUQJ3
「你的座位？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WhapE7ncK
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqkXFboBuf
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTw5GNgydA
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3w0XNUKhr
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx98t62Ta1
「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYmsn4Dqvj
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ9yJoOgkO
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGhRZ03fdt
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgJdowerON
「哼！ 哼！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTfanUOvrR
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVIVkJDBD2
此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp3B273bQC
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqS925fSuu
「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IFJt36vj6
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2qEnbIgU3
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XRRM8FQyy
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeCsQhpWsk
「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjzE9O1Vxg
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA472E90Iib
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP79XjUUXD
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDFjT5PeBi
「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H152QbYbB
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21o4Xbrw61
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTM3cb8GxP
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIedjwzQTs
「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxHAN3o66c
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzL1Rb0nCq
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGZwkktleU
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5FzRVCdbR
「.......」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFV7ddwAHt
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMqxzkIip7
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LNoAoAa9W
______________________________________721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoVAXOPA0T
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJB7RWWXYzU
「大家知道嗎？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndioHccwES
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQu1WQOWGO
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy99MXKMZ5
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUkMqKHKsF
同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhFBQCdbbU
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPqS2g0HsZ
「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubUIUUwinx
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecm1JZBH4D
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDhI1922iY
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlz0WopzSb
……………..721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0VDFNTkGd
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniMxhgTfhm
搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQXRDyF03j
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7nbBLMKYt
「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVFT8EOrLp
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8sKvhPzLD
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWYq7VI96v
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YGxpFQkyA
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAjkeRiHP4
「好了，笑話就不多說了！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZ0v5EOJLc
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BOO6y8W9Y
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyc9bxYNGe
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd8sjcynfq
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OBKoULvvW
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK00vxwg1NG
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluMbRBMjI4
嘩！嘩！嘩！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF3LxSMuFd
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEZdS1yKRT
與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlEBQXmOAo
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0CsqhCmSi
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtY9FpVDtO
「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0CFwqh7co
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEMArrdJir
嗖！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtzBCVvZJI
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oym5Kn5Gb
秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQaBXFqrxH
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fJpXqcalC
「白薯同學。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21LngzdY9k
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwZ7e0PcdH
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFujZRObLf
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaullZNwqIZ
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJHptMhH1U
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO64xRVMySJ
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVAXNM2qeM
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UVse1L5NK
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRQ1QIWyZY
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ysbUGchUc
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1oFJD4kdP
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVy7hTQn1Tu
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6i91241Zf
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7LuPPEcEe
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGXrY9DroP
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3pSfdC2P0
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1ILiFwyX7
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCl7i4l4p1D
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzOHoGwCy2
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGmY34NxNU
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY2RNsFR9o
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4ijoKoSht
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF4Usq5A46
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rjiA4WqUo
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjbpqgGbW6
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQksSqIPcEO
「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDxMjAY4HO
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdUPykE0m3
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIRBeC0lXC
「正解！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjtfyktW6t
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzSXkSt9vo
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx4g9CtSn7
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Krkmp2MXg
「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPl5moTJXSo
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5aow7LCn2
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QKxUDZEOb
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh52KKZWKrc
「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO0wLtbe6M
白薯道。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjouVEZ8qr
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U4v3omxzc
「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbepodknYQ
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijL290GI5a
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCou6CQWUKg
「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzkF712S7z
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMv2U9TqGd
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdtAxrATnD
「甚麼！？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtqmBPi7Hz
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1nAAmblgL
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgjf9ZhqrH
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmcmFk1Bhk
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYbvkozXQl
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8sBiZEPRL
「好！就這樣決定吧！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqu3rHZzqt
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFR1h3DH9Et
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A97RVrTLW
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKcFIVxQwk
！？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1XA0UXMaX
否極泰來！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1j6QmDjJr
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNQtyoLGyB
飛雲，機會來了！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WECQnfSOb
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN8JLE94ng
只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpHD0b2AgH
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR8ra82wID
白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONls3nc2ik
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkAcPhdcSY
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCmGtCATnl
就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpW7X1oOsS
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkQgrd2kzc
若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPQcq1S2bz
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnptGe1ACV0
更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hIzAbHkgo
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfMhVOOVHH
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCUTiW7QtR
在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT06FqXI5o
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq10dEJtur
「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayAFMN57kP
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rShk2Fk1i
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqwgNwGAVE
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYL3ARCXEbq
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV47typXfDj
燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvFHJKTqfL
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJogpaSOw3
冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsc7WYADIJ
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf3WzVF1I1
若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcNQhcFoo9
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6iygwlZyN
我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzjizmETNx
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J99Q7NyLd
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFIsc6Xkdj
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY8L6FrkUX
嗖！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWDLPw8L3D
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoMgNa98ZS
噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxiI2zidVx
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj21itRbrWZ
實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAd84PuucZP
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kIoHxumN4
這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUncLAUPaju
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Dli9dTFN
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIiVkhQG2a
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOLAyzCrOX
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWVdg7Ityn
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST9bg9Kqe7
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52E3gimPIs
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY24Wvccnw2
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfNE7karVA
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDlh5Yk6iI
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH3RpcDwQJ
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcGadRPkqb
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEQX2WzvBT
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEbi5tZkB0
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJp1gqoBRma
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpnqKRJ0S6
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhgyo3dP3s
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeyzaWy0HI
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam6qGHC1oH
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiodoFJ48sp
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX0CWlhcSe
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOQVq0Zhow
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE7knZXWym
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGCs4paKXb
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsbKCLLmc4
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJH5dID1OL
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7aeXxsP15
「唔，髮璇同學舉手較為快，髮璇同學！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAlGEH6OUH
笑老師伸出左手，指向坐在我旁邊的髮璇。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAXFnunPD6
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DJqKlairu
721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX47odZz53x
「飛蛾！飛蛾怕凍的關係，所以飛蛾撲火！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu2L7mO80x
髮璇作出響亮的回應。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCdMGxxXaD
Penana
search
Loginarrow_drop_down
Registerarrow_drop_down
