番外篇L:美人計319Please respect copyright.PENANAymd09nTlp3
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「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAllXCFCfjQr
救命,我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後,便立即想嘔出來息。319Please respect copyright.PENANAtke89NWjpo
可是聊天對象,即是Martin也秒速回覆了我:319Please respect copyright.PENANAkrsaOhZgog
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊,琪琪豬」319Please respect copyright.PENANAVD0vbUN05V
媽啊!誰是你的「琪琪豬」了!319Please respect copyright.PENANAqGLGZmPtiX
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……319Please respect copyright.PENANAsLqV2hcdOp
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我龔欣琪與男生交往無數,並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。319Please respect copyright.PENANAo8WaQyC8Zq
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣,不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們,那怕只有一秒鐘也好。319Please respect copyright.PENANAPgNDwQZ0rC
然而,此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin,喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。319Please respect copyright.PENANAjzUWiANxZO
不,應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼,更完全不會對他產生非份之想。319Please respect copyright.PENANAFlneB3Y5cZ
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩,我不才會出手協助今次事件。319Please respect copyright.PENANATlZNe3aPHG
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「叮—鈴—」319Please respect copyright.PENANAnoLKXm2O1l
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAU8xQo1SHVl
「喺咪嬲咗我啊?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAiVk25Xdat9
「錫翻,呵翻」319Please respect copyright.PENANA1AoA872EYu
「快啲覆我啦」319Please respect copyright.PENANAmDuMl0gcY0
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已,那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。319Please respect copyright.PENANA4WNeCS7feo
待事件完結後,我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。319Please respect copyright.PENANAfF9pfiFjx1
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但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。319Please respect copyright.PENANA2752BeQ9HY
那就要回到大約半個月前,即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。319Please respect copyright.PENANAwVB6KuuOwC
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某天放學時,我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。319Please respect copyright.PENANAQhYdXxeOMq
而我正等待中的那個人,並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。319Please respect copyright.PENANA0kiuf5uLyN
雖然在一眾男友當中,某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。319Please respect copyright.PENANAz8p5mOJwBT
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密,而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。319Please respect copyright.PENANARoIqqoK79u
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中,我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。319Please respect copyright.PENANAlEKTDRPVn3
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「Laura,唔好意思要你停。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAnp1E6WQJDD
然而,一說曹操,曹操就到了。319Please respect copyright.PENANA3xCtWhpill
這個正向我揮手的人,也是我初中的同班同學,有「狼」之稱的Fazer。319Please respect copyright.PENANAF0EYkdTvxQ
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「唔喺啊,等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。319Please respect copyright.PENANAhanAVtjYKq
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件,並交到我手上。319Please respect copyright.PENANA01U2oppTvj
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAJJBmtl6Gme
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。319Please respect copyright.PENANAOrJzvYueZ3
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接著,Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說:319Please respect copyright.PENANAJiZnmOJSFo
「舉手之勞,Alvin同Mandy出到聲,我一定會幫……啊,我仲有下一單委託要做,走先。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAfUH0F8I4nR
「嗯,唔阻你啦,Bye!」我馬上也向他揮手道別。319Please respect copyright.PENANA1S2hzg8YeQ
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。319Please respect copyright.PENANA7MVeoTz7YC
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為了對付Martin,要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料,真是辛苦他了。319Please respect copyright.PENANAA9W9dSXORi
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。319Please respect copyright.PENANAwiDWvLa7w6
然而,說到了初中,其實此刻我手上的文件,也就是關於Martin,我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。319Please respect copyright.PENANAYAdOnLV0Ib
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這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。319Please respect copyright.PENANA4RtCQJ5BgJ
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。319Please respect copyright.PENANAHWnIOoSRnF
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。319Please respect copyright.PENANAd20cXGGsPl
他到底是如何做得到的……319Please respect copyright.PENANAsomM8LG6QZ
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不過這不是重點,重點是我必須要確定,到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益,才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。319Please respect copyright.PENANAbhijbI90e3
不過,正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。319Please respect copyright.PENANA0KHYDgUazh
大腦隨即靈機一動,想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。319Please respect copyright.PENANANSafko2tMk
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。319Please respect copyright.PENANAw9wIsmosTp
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病,影響了整段錄音的音質。319Please respect copyright.PENANApDT9e7CSdp
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。319Please respect copyright.PENANAh5tS4FBK7v
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於是在隔天午飯時候,我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。319Please respect copyright.PENANAPE8rQ0kiOm
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。319Please respect copyright.PENANApgid2oEJNV
然而,看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。319Please respect copyright.PENANAuIGgfh1IoL
就發現他正如資料所說,在升上高中後,未能結交太多的朋友。319Please respect copyright.PENANAxj2x5PrvZv
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之,都是因為他那糟糕的性格。319Please respect copyright.PENANAY6oDAiVzBt
不過,只有他一個人的話,也有利於我去接近他。319Please respect copyright.PENANAcja99WO2mE
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雖然搭訕一事,對我來說簡直是易如反掌。319Please respect copyright.PENANA0kI8XDQVJw
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌,就會立即變得言聽計從。319Please respect copyright.PENANAAugT0boAgA
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。319Please respect copyright.PENANAQKW5TCahXT
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方,並使其御下心防,令對方相信自己是一伙。319Please respect copyright.PENANAkMoXcG6Zvr
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。319Please respect copyright.PENANALQ7hoQ1NBX
因此,其實我都特別挑選了數個方法,來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。319Please respect copyright.PENANAtiW2kHYGEI
當然色誘也是其中一個方法,不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。319Please respect copyright.PENANAmXNh8d7D5L
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接下來,我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方,並用著溫柔的語氣說:319Please respect copyright.PENANAWHC1QJkIsC
「咦,呢個咪Martin!點解你會喺到嘅?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAOor0jb95BO
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。319Please respect copyright.PENANAMUUlaGgGTF
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「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。319Please respect copyright.PENANAkK2zTZAiHm
這也代表我的搭訕計劃,第一步成功達成了。319Please respect copyright.PENANADARCwjRAQe
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內,從而使他對我產生興趣。319Please respect copyright.PENANAAguEnXU5hX
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「喺咩,我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅,睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAeDRoP2SGNh
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀,目的是為了誘導他。319Please respect copyright.PENANA7bzxzIwvSD
然而,我與他有緣個鬼!319Please respect copyright.PENANAiLdP2LgUSD
要不是這是計劃的一部份,我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。319Please respect copyright.PENANAoP7hAUTMHD
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「哇,睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦!」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。319Please respect copyright.PENANAw1voRlU8OO
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣,Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。319Please respect copyright.PENANAiwxujx4m88
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究,希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。319Please respect copyright.PENANAqj8FD9cb3V
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於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說:「我哋初中同班已經好有緣,估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇,睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAwou4FiPWJu
我、想、嘔……319Please respect copyright.PENANA1p8WdYBvNT
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隨後,我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀,再用温婉柔弱的語氣說:「哎呀,人哋有點肚餓添。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAiUzzYAIGGx
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣,整個人從座位彈起身來。319Please respect copyright.PENANAKLRCfF0bu7
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情,並問道:「你想食咩啊?我買比你啊!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAKpHPgYFLKq
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我只是輕輕地碰一碰,他就如同發情了的小狗一樣,變得言聽計從,並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。319Please respect copyright.PENANAa0vyruosqw
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……319Please respect copyright.PENANADIiVhmz30K
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分,不,應該是畏懼「百」分才對。319Please respect copyright.PENANAAfYn1Q2VKt
然而說到底,我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。319Please respect copyright.PENANAnzbVxwGN7n
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……319Please respect copyright.PENANADGYUUudBfM
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不過,自快餐店那天起,我都的確成功接近了Martin。319Please respect copyright.PENANAzrllMyAa2k
並很快就被他表白了。319Please respect copyright.PENANAR1AUjT9pzk
過程被比想像中順暢及快速,令我意想不到,甚至是嚇了一跳。319Please respect copyright.PENANATjjVo7i2q8
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。319Please respect copyright.PENANA3baPqTmzDu
還是他真的非常飢渴,很想與異性建立關係呢……319Please respect copyright.PENANAo6wy8S4GDB
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不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。319Please respect copyright.PENANAZG0J5D1bdo
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係,也不是甚麼壞事。319Please respect copyright.PENANAQWeOlsLs9O
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。319Please respect copyright.PENANAuZLrD0i4zL
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而過程中,我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時,一邊向Mandy報告。319Please respect copyright.PENANAHd4SgpAfeo
但是,隨著時間的流逝,我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。319Please respect copyright.PENANAo88oge8NRH
因為他竟然在與我聊天時,提及了許多Mandy的壞話。319Please respect copyright.PENANABn0OHqosqj
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦,才會搭上Alvin。319Please respect copyright.PENANAbU2mr8zZT9
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。319Please respect copyright.PENANA7wLaf7rFDu
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我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。319Please respect copyright.PENANA21Qx9Grss1
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑,我真的完全容忍不能。319Please respect copyright.PENANAy5OXYjiSHu
但此刻的我,還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。319Please respect copyright.PENANADADjV8hQHY
因為現在的我,都可不想把計劃搞垮。319Please respect copyright.PENANAssITGtGdLW
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。319Please respect copyright.PENANAvCQ7FDLp5p
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當然除了Alvin的反擊外,我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底,永不翻身。319Please respect copyright.PENANAYRVQyRXccl
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。319Please respect copyright.PENANA5l70AzqKjz
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限,我也是時候要換過一批男友。319Please respect copyright.PENANAfb2e4UmZQd
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上,到時候肯定會有好戲看了。319Please respect copyright.PENANA7RI3WLsFDL
單是幻想一下畫面,都已經令我感到無比興奮。319Please respect copyright.PENANAro6sVX04Ne
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待續……319Please respect copyright.PENANAEQlRZnmYQ6