發現自己變成貓是醒來後的五分鐘。341Please respect copyright.PENANAWD4BClVPsB
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我從被窩裡頭用力鑽出來後,發現自己開不了房門,房門變得像天一樣高。341Please respect copyright.PENANAISgXKn24F2
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「搞咩啊…」我抱怨,突然想起剛才的「夢」,「Shit…我唔係變左條蟲掛?」341Please respect copyright.PENANA4lvHxh1Bnn
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腦內第一時間出現的是卡夫卡《變形記》入面的蟲,然後是自己被家人嫌棄,最後鬱鬱以終的畫面。卡夫卡書內記錄的是主角變成甲蟲的故事,而我現在聯想到的是自己變成精蟲…突然覺得很嘔心的打了一個冷震。341Please respect copyright.PENANAKXsXrrbGQI
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「如果係精蟲應該唔識得打冷震…」我自言自語說。到底為什麼我會知道精蟲不懂得打冷震?341Please respect copyright.PENANAeuibJsMgt2
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我用力的嘗試跳躍,勉強碰得了門把。我對於自己躍跳的強度感到有點意外:我的身高變得這麼矮小,可以達到的跳躍幅度居然是自己高度的兩三倍。341Please respect copyright.PENANA98B56P8BFS
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「莫非貓神為咗我可以得到女神嘅歡心,將我變成NBA籃球員?」341Please respect copyright.PENANAdKSN1QkRpO
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可是籃球是中學生的玩意啊。而且長得這麼小,連門也開不了,跳得高有屁用…341Please respect copyright.PENANAgzYge6wNU4
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今天可是平安夜啊,我自己一個困在房間裡,怎麼跟女神回家啊,貓神你騙我啊?願望沒有成真呢!341Please respect copyright.PENANATQZiECWNAC
對了…我的願望是,聖誕節,跟女神回家,同居,保持我作為男人的特長…341Please respect copyright.PENANAInMQBAdXJI
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我稍為望一下自己的下半身,還好JJ還在…341Please respect copyright.PENANALgRtUB92A7
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「哇屌!點解我全身都係毛!!!」我大叫。341Please respect copyright.PENANA3XO8RbFYQC
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「仆街!!!啊!!!咩事啊!!!」341Please respect copyright.PENANAFyJYGdDp0t
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我一邊慘叫,一邊聽到娘親在房門外逐漸走近的腳步聲。341Please respect copyright.PENANAMsZbjVL7Xb
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「仔啊仔,因乜解究有貓喵喵叫啊?」娘親敲門問。341Please respect copyright.PENANAhJ0992faWw
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「啊!屌,唔好入嚟啊!鎖左門嫁!」聽起來像我在看完AV穿褲子般,然後我想起原來她不進來,我也開不了門。「啊,老母,你都係入嚟啦下!」341Please respect copyright.PENANAqxYZiv4prQ
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「我入嚟啦下。仔啊仔,講左幾多次唔准養貓啊,養大你一個都難啦,你養左返嚟又唔好好照顧,最後未又係阿媽養。唉,你唔好話我唔尊重你私隱,我問左幾次先入嚟嫁…」341Please respect copyright.PENANAsjeo53Yyq3
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話音未落,便聽到扭鎖匙的聲音。我明明把後備的兩條房門匙都丟到街坊去…341Please respect copyright.PENANA1XlYKLNOlp
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我用貓一樣的速度鑽回被窩。嗯,對了,我好像真的變成了貓。341Please respect copyright.PENANAPs5Shd7hqv
「奇怪…明明聽到貓貓起勢咁叫。講明先啊,阿日你個衰仔,我仲未接受到養貓嫁…你連自己都未照顧好啊,養左隻寵物又一闊三大,你仲未出嚟做嘢,而家大學畢業都搵唔到好工,更何況你讀緊Asso,唔係咁容易啊。」341Please respect copyright.PENANABaPVZUwElv
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救命…為甚麼變了貓還能聽得到娘親的嘮叨?341Please respect copyright.PENANAwaslutKobg
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「…」341Please respect copyright.PENANAsnWZyzTCfv
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嗯?為甚麼突然之間又變得安靜了?341Please respect copyright.PENANAIci0p91nnS
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「嘩!!!」娘親突然用力揭開被窩。341Please respect copyright.PENANAUvy4UkiwMO
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「嘩!!!」我驚叫。341Please respect copyright.PENANAGBpCDDmDlz
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「阿日爸爸,快啲上嚟睇吓,乖仔養左隻黑貓,好得意啊!!!」她高呼,然後伸手想要抱我。341Please respect copyright.PENANAUvG0YdjH8v
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「唔好啊阿媽!」我越過她,狂奔至房外,但家中大門緊鎖,我無處可逃。341Please respect copyright.PENANA75LM9IXcLn
父親在大廳裏看TVB的新聞,像精神分裂一樣碎碎唸。341Please respect copyright.PENANAveeII7ZMCP
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「唉政府真係冇得救,到而家都仲未開關,搞咗兩年,唉頂,一日都係班死廢青,阿叔後生多20年真係打死晒佢哋。全部都好似房嗰條友咁樣冇得救。」341Please respect copyright.PENANA5Tq38XJdDA
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他自言自語,完全沒有理會我媽的呼喚,以及其他我引起的一切騷動。有時真的很佩服他驚人的專注力,感覺除了我和娘親的所有事情,都可以令他非常集中。341Please respect copyright.PENANAbedd26JJl9
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「阿日爸爸,快啲幫手呀,日仔隻黑貓周圍走啊,唔知會唔會周圍瀨屎㗎,不過衰仔果然好眼光,帶返嚟隻貓咁得意,如果第時新抱仔都係咁靚女就好啦。」341Please respect copyright.PENANAlb0k2AGeUa
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媽,承你貴言阿,我變回人馬上找個老婆,最好是敏青,你一定滿意。還有就是,雖然我變成貓,我可不是弱智的,不會胡亂大小二便。341Please respect copyright.PENANAMzT7vOXP8O
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大門的方向不對,我回頭一看,電視櫃旁邊的窗沒有關,我一枝箭的直奔,跳上電視,再跳上窗台。只差一步!341Please respect copyright.PENANAEVQgo2IIfL
對了,忘記介紹,我家是位於元朗小區的一層平房,即使從窗外跳出也不會跌死。以前對於這一點非常討厭,因為蛇蟲鼠蟻好像都可以輕易進來,現在卻覺得非常慶幸。341Please respect copyright.PENANAxXGniju6PE
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我順利從窗口跳到屋外,頭也不回的向前直跑,直至轉角再轉頭的那條窄巷小徑。341Please respect copyright.PENANACNJ8xhynuj
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好了,現在他們應該找我不到。341Please respect copyright.PENANAn2mUstaLhu
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救命,告訴我,其實我在發夢對吧。我用右手手掌用力拍一拍自己的臉。341Please respect copyright.PENANAvN0WGWO8hP
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「屌,好痛。」原來被肉球打是這麼痛的一件事。對了,之前從來也沒有成功摸過肉球一次,連跟貓貓親密接觸的機會也很少。341Please respect copyright.PENANAUxOFhoZheH
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我躺在地上,拉長身體,伸手用右手輕輕揉着左手手心的肉球。341Please respect copyright.PENANA58sOmrwODZ
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「啊…好舒服啊。喵…」那種感覺舒服得讓我顫抖震動着。我感嘆。341Please respect copyright.PENANALQDePMUpL7
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完全進入忘我狀態。341Please respect copyright.PENANALHL4CGq5X6
「爸爸、爸爸,你睇吓嗰隻貓幾得意,自己摸自己摸到瞌埋眼!好想摸吓佢啊…」一個拖著父親的女孩指着我說。341Please respect copyright.PENANAbi061M1Amd
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「唔好摸街貓啊,好污糟㗎,好多蝨。」那個父親一邊玩手機一邊說,根本沒有望過我的這一面。341Please respect copyright.PENANAC3kxjlUdoj
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「嗱,指還指,你咪行過嚟!」我大叫。341Please respect copyright.PENANAgXt9JlCWwg
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「嘩!好惡啊!!」屁孩尖叫,鬆開父親的手,然後跑走。341Please respect copyright.PENANAnEPtwQ7bVG
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自我陶醉的時間被打斷實在太可惡。341Please respect copyright.PENANAqtPYCLUpmz
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算了,讓我先整理一下目前的狀況吧。341Please respect copyright.PENANArGriKL33Bk
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首先,我在非常真實的夢境入面遇見那隻貓神,他用權杖和低沉的聲音念咒語,將我在現實中變成一隻黑貓。341Please respect copyright.PENANAvPDQX8j893
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然後,現實的人,包括我的父親母親,好像都聽不懂我說的話,我可以假設我現在說的是貓語。至於我是否擁有和其他貓咪溝通的能力,還有待驗證。341Please respect copyright.PENANAycJEWGMhfO
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最後,我的確還是男生,只是已經不是人類…即使願望能夠達成,也是貓雄無用武之地啊…可惡的貓神!對了,牠說我還有兩個願望。341Please respect copyright.PENANAzMulGJ0ism
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「貓貓貓貓貓貓,幫我變返做人類!」我嘗試念着咒語。341Please respect copyright.PENANAsC7BkCIWYq
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可是好像一點用途都沒有。341Please respect copyright.PENANAv3NJy5vO0w
天啊。341Please respect copyright.PENANAMsCYNOARIy
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天氣好冷,這天可是平安夜,非但沒有如願以償,還流落街頭,有家歸不得。連陪伴了我20年的左手也變成了肉球。341Please respect copyright.PENANAebsN87Um8S
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我慢步走到家附近的停車場,平常五分鐘的路程,現在好像花了我半小時,手腳還是處於有點不協調的狀態。341Please respect copyright.PENANAnQRV7ocswL
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我在車場裏搜索,千辛萬苦找到一輛Benz。341Please respect copyright.PENANAcgRt30Egu1
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「平時冇錢坐歐洲車,做貓享受下。」341Please respect copyright.PENANAMdNO1kVuj3
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我走到Benz的車底,向上探頭,想找個地方取暖。車子看起來一直停泊在停車場入面,鋪滿塵埃,算是一個比較安全的選擇。341Please respect copyright.PENANAgxlXGZJQVt
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「邊個俾你入嚟?」突然在Benz車底的位置,有三、四對青黃色的眼睛瞪着我。其中一隻用低沉的語氣說。341Please respect copyright.PENANAwKPqxpEbd9
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「吓,我經過咋喎?」我狡辯。不知道為什麼會用狡辯這個詞語,感覺我好像做錯事似的。341Please respect copyright.PENANAJYz3edQfQE
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「呢個停車場淨係比有貢獻嘅貓入嚟,你過主啦。」剛才的聲音變得更低沉。為什麼貓咪都要壓低聲音說話?貓神如是,這些貓也是。341Please respect copyright.PENANAmeeY0NG1I4
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「要點樣貢獻?」我問。341Please respect copyright.PENANAK8HzaKDtyv
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「幫阿公做嘢都要教,你新嚟㗎?」一隻虎斑貓從車底跳下來,牠是剛才開口的那隻貓。341Please respect copyright.PENANALgi9jQaq9e
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「我係真係新嚟嫁…你有見過我咩?」我反問。341Please respect copyright.PENANAyGnmLGScWR
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「𡃁仔,你依家係咪咁串呀?」341Please respect copyright.PENANAuWj9w4IhH8
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「見你黑媽媽咁樣,知咩事啦?」另一隻白貓亦從Benz的車底跳下。還有幾隻唐貓跟着在其他車底突然出現。341Please respect copyright.PENANA9omrS4DcWd
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「話就話呢度元朗姐大佬,貓都有鄉黑?」我被逼往後退,幾隻社團貓向我步步進迫。341Please respect copyright.PENANAXxaDHorveO
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「啪、啪、啪」突然聽到金屬敲打的聲音。341Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6EIU90xJ8
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「喵!!」所有本來快要把我團團圍住的社團貓突然散開,然後跑向停車場收費亭的那邊。341Please respect copyright.PENANAIGtj677Nii
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「你班衰貓又打交,唔好成日搞搞震啦。」停車場管理員大叔一路從收費亭走出來,一路用匙羹敲打手上的幾個罐罐。341Please respect copyright.PENANAOyvyr3Jw7X
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「喵!喵!喵!」群貓圍著大叔和他的罐頭。我則趁機會從另一邊溜走。逃跑的時候,還聞到罐頭的香氣撲鼻。341Please respect copyright.PENANAu3BXYhgHOC
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是淡淡的吞拿魚清香…嗚嗚,如果可以加入那個貓社團就好。真的好冷好肚餓呀。雖然過程不太順利,總算證實了自己能夠和其他貓貓溝通。341Please respect copyright.PENANAQgjviJfpiF
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我從停車場的不遠處,看到一個紙箱。我本能意識的爬了進去。341Please respect copyright.PENANAzEKbuCS1uA
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「呢度好暖好舒服啊…」我陶醉的躺在紙箱內,然後眼前的紙皮逐漸變得模糊起來。341Please respect copyright.PENANA0nDKrSVzH5
我在夢中沒有見到貓神,但就變回了人類,和敏青坦白了自己的愛意,她緊抱著我,然後與我激烈的擁吻著。341Please respect copyright.PENANAyl119ydQ8X
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突然在夢中,我感受到身體有人輕輕的撫摸着我,是無比溫暖的手。我拖着疲倦而且寒冷的身軀,努力睜開自己雙眼。341Please respect copyright.PENANADl25IHkhiL
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是妳嗎,敏青?貓神你不要騙我。341Please respect copyright.PENANAu0eEvPMRmz
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「好得意呀佢。」是敏青輕柔的聲線,別說變成貓,就算我變成甲蟲都應該不會搞錯啊。341Please respect copyright.PENANAsEzxYzJJu4
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「係啊B…佢仲好暖。」另一把聲令我發抖,明明是一個大男人,卻升高聲線用BB聲說話。他用手摸著我的背。341Please respect copyright.PENANAE4aRJv1zoH
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「你再扮女人,我一定打撚死你!」我大叫,然後想要咬他,可是他手縮得很快。哼,膽小鬼。341Please respect copyright.PENANAwk1ua3i96e
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「嘩,佢好惡啊B!」街燈照射到他的樣子。天啊,敏青的男朋友是一個面目可憎的MK仔。341Please respect copyright.PENANAO8EIMPZIwC
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「你溫柔啲啦,佢可能驚啊!」敏青輕輕打一下MK仔的手。341Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ896Nnk2f
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「我淨係對你溫柔㗎咋B。」他嘔心的說。341Please respect copyright.PENANA5dFITrZmfw
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「阿明,今晚好凍呀,而且又係平安夜,唔知佢捱唔捱得過,不如帶佢返屋企咯?」敏青對MK仔男朋友說。原來這傢伙叫阿明,名字都特別醜。341Please respect copyright.PENANAEIndUOVurF
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「我哋唔係講好咗話養狗咩,而且你都冇問過屋企人。」MK仔有點猶豫說。341Please respect copyright.PENANAYEIC1xE1y3
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「但係佢好慘呀!如果過幾日出嚟見到佢條屍嘅話我一定會好唔安樂。」341Please respect copyright.PENANAEfpuVo1PHA
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對了,這個年頭的人都是變態的,野豬都能夠亂殺,更何況街貓。快點帶我回家吧!341Please respect copyright.PENANALJ43lroxXr
「不過…」341Please respect copyright.PENANAwT6lLfgMRR
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「唔好不過啦!我屋企咋嘛,又唔係你屋企!」341Please respect copyright.PENANAW6e5Lll9bk
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「你屋企咪即係我屋企囉。」他又用BB聲,求求你快點滾開吧。341Please respect copyright.PENANAgRhaZby25D
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「咁你咁錫我!一定會支持我㗎B!」敏青撒嬌地說,我聽到自己心碎的聲音。341Please respect copyright.PENANAYZYQmYq3Ln
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「好啦好啦。咁今晚平安夜,我哋一齊返屋企啦。」MK仔終於說出自己最大的心願。341Please respect copyright.PENANAgyVqF7UbY9
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「你呀,同我同貓貓返咗屋企之後,乖乖返自己屋企啊!不可以色色!」敏青說,我露出勝利的眼神望著MK。341Please respect copyright.PENANA0toi11H4k9
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「嗯~又唔俾我~」MK又再撒嬌,我毛管棟得要命。341Please respect copyright.PENANAjSttyV3AxA
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「係喎,唔知佢係男仔定女仔黎呢?」敏青嘗試轉移話題。女神果然是玉潔冰清的!341Please respect copyright.PENANAX5EyulUUtb
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「等我睇吓先!」叫做阿明的MK作勢想要抱我。341Please respect copyright.PENANApJ7rLEiXLU
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「救命啊!!」我嘗試掙扎,無奈我對於爪的操控能力還是非常欠佳。341Please respect copyright.PENANAfWhfeddT1c
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「應該係女仔黎,你睇吓,冇姑姑㗎。」阿明指著我的下體說。341Please respect copyright.PENANAMrTAXcKmgi
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「你盲㗎?咁大條你都睇唔到?」341Please respect copyright.PENANAYTGp7yp6IU
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敏青把臉哄過來我的下身,仔細觀察着我的下體。雖然隔着口罩和幾cm的距離,我卻能嗅到她的香氣和感覺到她呼氣的熱度。不知是因為女神真的很香還是我的嗅覺變得靈敏。341Please respect copyright.PENANAbuQ8TnUKlE
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「乞嗤!」每次女神靠得很近時,我總是忍不著打噴嚏,做人的時候是這樣,做貓如是。看來是心理作用大於生理反應。(有另外的生理反應便是了)341Please respect copyright.PENANA2f1y1ehFOp
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「係喎,真係冇喎。」她說。341Please respect copyright.PENANAxcxnqfdBW9
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「…」被女神這樣一說,我真的非常無奈。341Please respect copyright.PENANAGwkvaGzuPl
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「好啦,就叫你做阿月啦靚女!今日開始你就係我嘅屋企人啦!」敏青抱起箱子,在男朋友的陪同下,將我帶回她的家。341Please respect copyright.PENANA2LMY6IIw4w
這一切都來得太突然以及太真實了。我抬頭望向天空,嘗試找出第二個月亮,這樣大概就能證明我還是在做夢。可是,第二個月亮並不存在,明月以外,除了星宿還是星宿。341Please respect copyright.PENANAuZUnpf9soP
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無論如何,從平安夜步入聖誕節的這一刻,我還是願望成真了。341Please respect copyright.PENANAq04CKXIbgS
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見步行步吧。341Please respect copyright.PENANAWcIeiiFGXJ