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  • Writer
    MarkTwain2.0
    MarkTwain2.0
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    Hey everyone! My name is Calix, but most people call me Twain or Mark. I am a fiction author, with my main genres being sci-fi, dystopia, and action/adventure, with a side of romance.

    I am also an avid reader, and enjoy reading the same genres that I write, plus the odd fantasy or classic.

    I'm always open to talk and share writing advice. Grammar and editing is my forte!

    If you do read my stories, please comment! Let me know what you think! Authors thrive off of feedback, and I'm no different. I love hearing what you have to say!

    My pronouns are he/they. Character development!

    My profile is a safe space. If you want to talk, my DMs are open! My only request is that you are kind. Bullies, rudeness, and arguments are not tolerated on my profile, stories, or contests.

    Enjoy the stories!

    All my love, Twain.
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Table of Contents Intro Comments (42) Top sponsors
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#1
Master of Hatred - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
530 Reads
1 Comment
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#2
Like a Brave Heart - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
484 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#3
Life - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
448 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#4
The Tale Of My Bipolar Dog Sitter Enemy - By Clovers
3 Likes
435 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#5
Kick Me John One More Time - By Clovers
3 Likes
455 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#6
I Hurt a Boy and I Liked It - By MarkTwain2.0
5 Likes
482 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#7
Living For Death in a Blood Scooter - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
490 Reads
5 Comments
☰
#8
If I Was Your Lonely Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
461 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#9
Hiding With Bob - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
459 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#10
Fighting the Nitwit with Grenades - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
526 Reads
5 Comments
☰
#11
That's What Makes You Lonely - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
459 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#12
Ode to Tom - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
565 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#13
That's Why Lord Franchesco Is A Duke - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
450 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#14
This Love Is Crazy But It’s Bumpy - By Clovers
3 Likes
489 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#15
Living For Chocolate In A Neon Yellow Blimp - By Clovers
4 Likes
514 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#16
What Do You Want To Be Frank Sinatra? - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
427 Reads
1 Comment
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#17
John's Torment - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
598 Reads
0 Comments
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#18
Our Overlording Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
469 Reads
3 Comments
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#19
The Tale of My Violent Assassin Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
453 Reads
2 Comments
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#20
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
399 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#21
An Unique and Funny Pro Wrestler - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
414 Reads
0 Comments
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#22
All the Greasy Wood shavings - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
402 Reads
0 Comments
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#23
This Love is Stinky But It's Faint - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
417 Reads
0 Comments
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#24
Bridge Over Hideous Snots - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
385 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#25
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
437 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#26
Gimme Everything Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
405 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#27
Fighting the Doof with Clubs - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
465 Reads
2 Comments
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#28
A Hot Kinda Killer - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
458 Reads
0 Comments
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#29
No Muscular Stares at Our Summer Independence Day - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
430 Reads
0 Comments
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#30
The Way You Cry (The Haunting, Handsome And Lost Man Song) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
417 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#31
Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
456 Reads
2 Comments
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#32
The Kind Eyes Hip Hop - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
449 Reads
2 Comments
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#33
A NYC State of Mind (The Faith Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
419 Reads
0 Comments
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#34
Let the Hope Moan - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
388 Reads
0 Comments
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#35
Our Strong Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
386 Reads
4 Comments
☰
#36
Keith pt. 2 - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
473 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#37
Give Me Money Keith One More Time - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
376 Reads
0 Comments
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#38
A D.C. State of Mind (The Doller Bill Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
459 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#39
If I Was Your Fresh Businessman - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
408 Reads
2 Comments
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#40
Gimme More Cash Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
373 Reads
1 Comment
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#41
Master of Murder - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
437 Reads
0 Comments
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#42
​​​​​​​Moneying With Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
392 Reads
0 Comments
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#43
The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
406 Reads
2 Comments
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#44
Master of Knitting - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
358 Reads
0 Comments
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#1
Master of Hatred - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
530 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#2
Like a Brave Heart - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
484 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#3
Life - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
448 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#4
The Tale Of My Bipolar Dog Sitter Enemy - By Clovers
3 Likes
435 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#5
Kick Me John One More Time - By Clovers
3 Likes
455 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#6
I Hurt a Boy and I Liked It - By MarkTwain2.0
5 Likes
482 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#7
Living For Death in a Blood Scooter - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
490 Reads
5 Comments
☰
#8
If I Was Your Lonely Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
461 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#9
Hiding With Bob - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
459 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#10
Fighting the Nitwit with Grenades - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
526 Reads
5 Comments
☰
#11
That's What Makes You Lonely - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
459 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#12
Ode to Tom - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
565 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#13
That's Why Lord Franchesco Is A Duke - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
450 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#14
This Love Is Crazy But It’s Bumpy - By Clovers
3 Likes
489 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#15
Living For Chocolate In A Neon Yellow Blimp - By Clovers
4 Likes
514 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#16
What Do You Want To Be Frank Sinatra? - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
427 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#17
John's Torment - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
598 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#18
Our Overlording Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
469 Reads
3 Comments
☰
#19
The Tale of My Violent Assassin Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
453 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#20
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
399 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#21
An Unique and Funny Pro Wrestler - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
414 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#22
All the Greasy Wood shavings - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
402 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#23
This Love is Stinky But It's Faint - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
417 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#24
Bridge Over Hideous Snots - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
385 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#25
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
437 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#26
Gimme Everything Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
405 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#27
Fighting the Doof with Clubs - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
465 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#28
A Hot Kinda Killer - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
458 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#29
No Muscular Stares at Our Summer Independence Day - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
430 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#30
The Way You Cry (The Haunting, Handsome And Lost Man Song) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
417 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#31
Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
456 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#32
The Kind Eyes Hip Hop - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
449 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#33
A NYC State of Mind (The Faith Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
419 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#34
Let the Hope Moan - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
388 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#35
Our Strong Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
386 Reads
4 Comments
☰
#36
Keith pt. 2 - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
473 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#37
Give Me Money Keith One More Time - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
376 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#38
A D.C. State of Mind (The Doller Bill Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
459 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#39
If I Was Your Fresh Businessman - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
408 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#40
Gimme More Cash Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
373 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#41
Master of Murder - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
437 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#42
​​​​​​​Moneying With Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
392 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#43
The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
406 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#44
Master of Knitting - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
358 Reads
0 Comments
☰

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