「阿洋，你睇下前面條女真係好撚J咁，過去J下佢先啦。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFhoAdcEL7
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「好啊，我都覺得幾唔錯，上啦。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCc0Pvxn2D
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然後我地行入去人群睇左陣條女跳舞，亦都同班人一齊歡呼同跟住音樂high左一陣。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS08fN4HReD
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之後我地搵左個位一齊飲酒，我自認自己酒量唔好平時亦好少飲，我屌佢一黎就叫支Vodka 40幾%酒精，想飲撚死我咩。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepbqdqKwXp
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「哇我屌你一黎就Vodka，我俾人執屍都似啦。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoWroqsMdN
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「出黎玩就要盡慶嘛，醉左就可以忘記一切煩憂、快樂過神仙，你唔係都想咁咩？」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx4vjdlUyH
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「OK啊，的士錢係咪你俾先。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTUWwNcOC7
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「屌你啦，你咁講嘅話，最多我地溝一半茶囉，酒一半茶一半。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55PN0hgaTr
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「算你仲有啲人性。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9jYobIhfx
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雖然溝一半茶，但對我黎講濃度一定都仲好高，但都好過齋飲Vodka架啦，出得黎玩就唔好乜野都唔敢試，要盡慶！275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsso3XtRGg
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「嗱，依家我地玩酒game猜枚，猜輸嗰個飲半杯。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWdIMbCAfk
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然後我地就猜起枚上黎，仆街唔猜都由是可，一猜就舖舖都輸咁濟，275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVcRP802r5
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本來開頭都好地地，我好興奮係咁罐鳩佢飲酒，到佢飲到Wing wing地嗰陣佢竟然黎個逆襲罐返我轉頭，然後就舖舖都我飲咁濟，果然風水輪流轉。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgonyhyQZI
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過左唔知幾耐，我地總共叫左3枝Vodka溝茶飲晒，我倆雙雙都醉晒，周圍都天旋地轉好wing，我地見大家都飲夠就停左酒，然後我地埋單搖住咁行出門口。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnLIvlmiUD
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「洋腸方你醉啦，我…我都未走…你就話走，哈哈。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKCBNPyfr5
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阿誠疾下疾下咁指住我話我醉，開始胡言亂語。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQn2hE5wgV
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「你就醉，明明係你話…話走先嘅，我抓住條女黎屌都仲得，我點會醉。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBc7cMNFLv
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我地大家都開始胡言亂語，雖然我的確好wing，但都唔會認醉，藉此證明我酒量係好過對方，可能呢個就係點解通常啲人飲醉但又堅決話自己冇醉。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXmEgvzG9f
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「你抓住佢黎屌，我…我抱起佢黎屌仲得，你唔得架啦，算把啦哈哈…」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxyn1FmpeS
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趴！275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqejci97uG
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正當佢笑緊嗰陣，突然kick一kick佢就向前仆左落地下。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCzfzesbal
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「哈哈傻仔，仆晒街你仲話冇醉？醉就認撚左佢啦，哈哈。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mOYkKRUQu
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果然睇人仆街最開心，呢一刻嘅我睇住佢趴左係地下冇野講成個傻仔咁真係笑到見牙唔見眼，275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fZxNsbAWy
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然後我笑下笑下突然覺得好急尿，一定係頭先飲太多酒。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9T6TmUcRn
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「喂臭誠，我唔理你住我急尿去搵廁所揸個水先，你…你係度等我。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu1g4mbdpo
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然後我就先行一步左搖右擺咁行左去前面，但我都擰轉頭再望多次阿誠，見到佢爬左起身向住個坑渠嘔緊。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RjBDVwOKW
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「哈哈哈傻仔，啱啱唔係好威咩，依家做咩嘔到七彩，哈哈。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTwnpIbhCi
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見到阿誠嘔得咁辛苦，我再次按奈不住笑左出黎，好彩我冇佢咁樣衰。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ybMf4HvsK
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我擰返轉頭繼續行，行左一陣我都搵唔到廁所，只知道周圍天旋地轉，然後我行下行下入左一個好黑嘅地方、嗰度亦比較靜，我望返後面係好多燈光，我慢慢意識到我行左入後巷。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhWdlo2EUL
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「屌你老味老蘭唔係好多女瞓低俾人執屍架咩，依家一條女都冇嘅？」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOk9Lv1ySYO
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以前聽聞老蘭好多人執屍，就連我表姐夫個fd都係呢度執過，以為周街都會有女瞓係度，但依家連條屍嘅影都唔見所以係度胡言亂語屌左下。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglvlHCP8Bv
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咁我見行左入後巷人少少就唔理三七廿一，行埋牆邊痾左先算，因為實在太急就黎瀨。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZp9Bqa2Lu
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…275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId0tRZWQwn
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「屌你老味，舒服晒，谷撚到膀胱都爆。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzuJRUkXp4
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然後過左分幾鐘我終於痾完，我成個人舒服晒，我按奈不住內心嗰種舒暢再屌左一聲出黎，係啊，你冇聽錯，我係痾左分幾鐘嘅尿，可想而知我呢篤尿有幾長、我有幾急。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntxxPSaNrU
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痾完後我就搖下搖下咁行返出去有燈光嘅地方，275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaScGw41K8i
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當我行到後巷入口差唔多出到去嘅時候，突然一陣寒風吹過，我打左一下冷震，275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoAboNfK3R
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我向後望左望，咩都冇，只有黑漆漆嘅後巷，我心諗應該係隔離舖頭啲冷氣風黎姐，然後我就冇理繼續行。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZpiA5nATl
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好彩老蘭唔算好大，我wing住咁摸左一陣路之後就去返頭先個位，見到阿誠佢攬住枝燈柱，275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EGEl7t8CE
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再行近啲，原來佢攬住枝燈柱瞓著左，做左個「柱男」，仲要流晒口水，我當膛又笑左出黎。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEm26A7ioaX
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「哈哈，喂柱男，起身屌閪啦，唔好再發春夢。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbHtB0Sb7e
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我笑住拍左拍佢膊頭叫佢起身，然後佢慢慢打開對眼，迷迷糊糊咁望住我。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwCx0BDDSx
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「屌你咩去廁所去咁耐，耐到我眼瞓到攬住條女恰著左都唔知。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnyjqpAg7B
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「傻仔，你邊度有女，燈柱黎架，哈哈哈…」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqBu2JCNrq
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見佢咁on9我不斷恥笑佢。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUQG6fzDTY
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「我屌燈柱黎嘅！？我啱先仲係咁同佢打茄輪。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MG8aMhV1w
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佢望一望佢攬住前面嘅野，見到係燈柱之後立即彈開左。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43YG0tvceW
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「哈哈on9仔，唔怪得你瞓到流晒口水，你恨女恨到當左條燈柱係你條女啦。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgP4wBlscr
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「屌，我…我啱先真係見到有條女過黎攬住我架，我仲好興奮諗我終於食到女，心諗機不可失就即刻係咁同佢打茄輪，點…點知原來係條燈柱，屌！」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYPtSn9w4l
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阿誠將佢頭先嘅經歷過晒出黎，然後都學我屌左一聲出黎。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwswXAkxZWF
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「你嘅春夢黎姐，連登見啦，頭先一定好多人影左你相啦你咁奇芭，哈哈！」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcEaAR3Zmg
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「屌仆街，諗起都覺得柒，快啲飛的返去啦，我唔…唔想再係呢度獻世啦。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnl32EDzbN
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然後我地就慢慢行返落街度截的士返歸，一上到的士大家講完各自嘅地址後就一齊瞓著左，冇錯，佢亦都再瞓過，佢真係好好瞓，275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWn8tfxfAc
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經過咁激昂同開心嘅呢一晚，我嘅煩憂又好似真係已經忘記得一亁二淨。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTFfgb0C6R
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