「阿洋，你睇下前面條女真係好撚J咁，過去J下佢先啦。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPzL6LFKqy
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「好啊，我都覺得幾唔錯，上啦。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSykzvxah9Q
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然後我地行入去人群睇左陣條女跳舞，亦都同班人一齊歡呼同跟住音樂high左一陣。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR71GrRvsgU
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之後我地搵左個位一齊飲酒，我自認自己酒量唔好平時亦好少飲，我屌佢一黎就叫支Vodka 40幾%酒精，想飲撚死我咩。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KBOReirhX
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「哇我屌你一黎就Vodka，我俾人執屍都似啦。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKJ9X91otB
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「出黎玩就要盡慶嘛，醉左就可以忘記一切煩憂、快樂過神仙，你唔係都想咁咩？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26oHBTVVDa
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「OK啊，的士錢係咪你俾先。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BcRZmqGpS
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「屌你啦，你咁講嘅話，最多我地溝一半茶囉，酒一半茶一半。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UxIpzZtD2
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「算你仲有啲人性。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxBt6RsGto
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雖然溝一半茶，但對我黎講濃度一定都仲好高，但都好過齋飲Vodka架啦，出得黎玩就唔好乜野都唔敢試，要盡慶！255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgETM2o85Z
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「嗱，依家我地玩酒game猜枚，猜輸嗰個飲半杯。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8mGChvPkf
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然後我地就猜起枚上黎，仆街唔猜都由是可，一猜就舖舖都輸咁濟，255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dngLce984
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本來開頭都好地地，我好興奮係咁罐鳩佢飲酒，到佢飲到Wing wing地嗰陣佢竟然黎個逆襲罐返我轉頭，然後就舖舖都我飲咁濟，果然風水輪流轉。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwxcIjf5oi
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過左唔知幾耐，我地總共叫左3枝Vodka溝茶飲晒，我倆雙雙都醉晒，周圍都天旋地轉好wing，我地見大家都飲夠就停左酒，然後我地埋單搖住咁行出門口。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfCSDECD2g
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「洋腸方你醉啦，我…我都未走…你就話走，哈哈。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZGqbWtWPH
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阿誠疾下疾下咁指住我話我醉，開始胡言亂語。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgsbYIRLK7
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「你就醉，明明係你話…話走先嘅，我抓住條女黎屌都仲得，我點會醉。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm8oYJPTrV
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我地大家都開始胡言亂語，雖然我的確好wing，但都唔會認醉，藉此證明我酒量係好過對方，可能呢個就係點解通常啲人飲醉但又堅決話自己冇醉。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaE1f3kwkU
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「你抓住佢黎屌，我…我抱起佢黎屌仲得，你唔得架啦，算把啦哈哈…」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp0r1l0HMK
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趴！255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPyBOLWAoZ
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正當佢笑緊嗰陣，突然kick一kick佢就向前仆左落地下。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOs40sugXl8
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「哈哈傻仔，仆晒街你仲話冇醉？醉就認撚左佢啦，哈哈。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS5xtiGiIR
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果然睇人仆街最開心，呢一刻嘅我睇住佢趴左係地下冇野講成個傻仔咁真係笑到見牙唔見眼，255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJkBEzxyJ3
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然後我笑下笑下突然覺得好急尿，一定係頭先飲太多酒。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbdeQBrHP6
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「喂臭誠，我唔理你住我急尿去搵廁所揸個水先，你…你係度等我。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFWem5SeLK
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然後我就先行一步左搖右擺咁行左去前面，但我都擰轉頭再望多次阿誠，見到佢爬左起身向住個坑渠嘔緊。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5RY2JQp2m
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「哈哈哈傻仔，啱啱唔係好威咩，依家做咩嘔到七彩，哈哈。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaR11Ta71wI
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見到阿誠嘔得咁辛苦，我再次按奈不住笑左出黎，好彩我冇佢咁樣衰。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwK22mhUnvK
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我擰返轉頭繼續行，行左一陣我都搵唔到廁所，只知道周圍天旋地轉，然後我行下行下入左一個好黑嘅地方、嗰度亦比較靜，我望返後面係好多燈光，我慢慢意識到我行左入後巷。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqXJm5qO27
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「屌你老味老蘭唔係好多女瞓低俾人執屍架咩，依家一條女都冇嘅？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MAW9meLvd
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以前聽聞老蘭好多人執屍，就連我表姐夫個fd都係呢度執過，以為周街都會有女瞓係度，但依家連條屍嘅影都唔見所以係度胡言亂語屌左下。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWxYfGLlR7
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咁我見行左入後巷人少少就唔理三七廿一，行埋牆邊痾左先算，因為實在太急就黎瀨。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnHXbIzrXq
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…255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KGXsDoGbv
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「屌你老味，舒服晒，谷撚到膀胱都爆。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDP6vysn0B
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然後過左分幾鐘我終於痾完，我成個人舒服晒，我按奈不住內心嗰種舒暢再屌左一聲出黎，係啊，你冇聽錯，我係痾左分幾鐘嘅尿，可想而知我呢篤尿有幾長、我有幾急。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ9bMscKvY
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痾完後我就搖下搖下咁行返出去有燈光嘅地方，255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3hrcQj7O5
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當我行到後巷入口差唔多出到去嘅時候，突然一陣寒風吹過，我打左一下冷震，255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBldxMEOmS2
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我向後望左望，咩都冇，只有黑漆漆嘅後巷，我心諗應該係隔離舖頭啲冷氣風黎姐，然後我就冇理繼續行。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodIpCBAB14
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好彩老蘭唔算好大，我wing住咁摸左一陣路之後就去返頭先個位，見到阿誠佢攬住枝燈柱，255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXlLLu5WNj
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再行近啲，原來佢攬住枝燈柱瞓著左，做左個「柱男」，仲要流晒口水，我當膛又笑左出黎。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsuE8UFdn6
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「哈哈，喂柱男，起身屌閪啦，唔好再發春夢。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCZ2Qz0GV8
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我笑住拍左拍佢膊頭叫佢起身，然後佢慢慢打開對眼，迷迷糊糊咁望住我。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm3zv4OKiR
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「屌你咩去廁所去咁耐，耐到我眼瞓到攬住條女恰著左都唔知。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJpyAzepoD
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「傻仔，你邊度有女，燈柱黎架，哈哈哈…」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd2d9vKDTk
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見佢咁on9我不斷恥笑佢。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOSYXBcvdO
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「我屌燈柱黎嘅！？我啱先仲係咁同佢打茄輪。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k8PxGYUZC
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佢望一望佢攬住前面嘅野，見到係燈柱之後立即彈開左。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jy86sfRlS
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「哈哈on9仔，唔怪得你瞓到流晒口水，你恨女恨到當左條燈柱係你條女啦。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JcA3tlbB4
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「屌，我…我啱先真係見到有條女過黎攬住我架，我仲好興奮諗我終於食到女，心諗機不可失就即刻係咁同佢打茄輪，點…點知原來係條燈柱，屌！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrof06WVEn
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阿誠將佢頭先嘅經歷過晒出黎，然後都學我屌左一聲出黎。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoSurTXQ8l
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「你嘅春夢黎姐，連登見啦，頭先一定好多人影左你相啦你咁奇芭，哈哈！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h1RtobGCo
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「屌仆街，諗起都覺得柒，快啲飛的返去啦，我唔…唔想再係呢度獻世啦。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAEWzy6yds
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然後我地就慢慢行返落街度截的士返歸，一上到的士大家講完各自嘅地址後就一齊瞓著左，冇錯，佢亦都再瞓過，佢真係好好瞓，255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtgXztSSS5
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經過咁激昂同開心嘅呢一晚，我嘅煩憂又好似真係已經忘記得一亁二淨。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF27WjIIbZ
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