「哇,精湛嘅演技同佈置,你唔去拍戲真係嘥晒,今屆奧斯卡冇你份真係可惜。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA3lAmqTh2O1
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「講呢啲,我自己都諗左好耐呢個plan架,最緊要係佢依家唔會再對你咁衰嘛。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA0IfRvDO1Jc
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「緊係唔會啦,你為我搞左咁大場大龍鳳去嚇佢,佢驚到鳩縮都黎唔切,仲點敢屌我,唔怪得佢今晚對我態度都變晒,估唔到你真係會諗到招咁work嘅“鬼計”。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA7PXjP6DzWX
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「唔好咁讚我啦,人地怕羞架~」261Please respect copyright.PENANArx6onLnu9I
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「咁真係嘛,你呢招唔唔單止冇搞出人命,仲可以有個阻嚇性令佢唔敢會係唔係都屌我,真係多謝你。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAVAiRPk31Rg
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「嘻嘻我都知我勁,你開心就好,話左你有咩事我都會幫你架嘛,依家我靈力高左咁多做呢啲野嚇佢容乜易~」261Please respect copyright.PENANASTYw63nzxt
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「得戚啦你,依家開始我返工就唔洗再係咁受佢氣,我身邊你呢個好幫手真係好幸福。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAP9Aosrh6SH
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「知就好啦,得你有呢個機會咋,以後要對我好啲。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA9DCmHwft7O
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「好啊,我以後再影多啲靚衫俾你著!」261Please respect copyright.PENANAg2baE0ghXa
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「好啊多謝!」261Please respect copyright.PENANA3zhLwPkstS
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說罷阿盈表現到好興奮。261Please respect copyright.PENANAtdLXke2jfZ
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「好啦,快啲沖涼瞓教啦,你聽日仲要返工。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAjS7vDdhuwb
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「你錯啦,我聽日放假lu,連埋星期日連放兩日。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA2hgAnrFQtV
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「咁鬼爽,咁我聽日咪可以全日陪住你。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAjeH1v8IVqW
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「係架啦,你冇得再一個人係度hea…」261Please respect copyright.PENANALQAyPX4PSr
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呢一晚雖然我得知見到咁多怪事係因為開左陰陽眼,但經過阿盈嘅一番安慰我都勉強接受左,然後仲知道左我見到嘅每一隻鬼佢地唔同嘅故事,261Please respect copyright.PENANArhqU8bCUQA
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當然最開心緊係阿盈幫我教訓左張生,我以後可以開開心心咁返工。261Please respect copyright.PENANA7sJOvgslpf
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又一日,今日我放假終於可以係屋企hea一日,唔洗再返去對住個閪張生,我坐住係度篤機碌ig、阿盈就係隔離睇電視,呢個畫面真係樂也融融不過。261Please respect copyright.PENANA9e1gSF1Isv
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「哇,以前中學嗰個鼻屎華竟然都已經有女,好閃。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAybjjxT4qNk
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我碌下碌下突然發現左啲有趣野打破左呢個平靜嘅氣氛。261Please respect copyright.PENANA316bsD9cbv
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「鼻屎華?你講以前個人成日好邋遢嗰個?」261Please respect copyright.PENANALzOq0Rx3o8
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「冇錯就係佢,以前佢出左名有招必殺技就係彈鼻屎,佢好鐘意撩啲鼻屎出黎彈鳩人,仲要去完廁所又唔洗手啲頭髮又散亂。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA9mQVj8a3eU
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「我記得啦,隔離班架嘛,佢以前又真係幾邋遢。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA2vltUtFP01
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「但畢左業之後佢依家靚仔左好多,連女都溝埋,仲要條女幾唔錯,以前啲人成日望佢唔會出到pool架嘛,但竟然都俾佢溝到。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAR0qBlQyGCm
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「俾我睇睇。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAh13cntHfTS
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然後阿盈八卦咁行左過黎睇。261Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0pPTpN3lq
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「又真係幾靚仔喎佢依家,剪左個韓仔頭又著晒文青衫,同以前嘅佢完全唔同晒。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAlE8ymw4fpz
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「你淨係留意靚仔,我講緊條女喎。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAGtUpFDjMuK
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我鄙視左一下阿盈。261Please respect copyright.PENANAS9TdYnz5jR
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「個女仔都唔錯,佢執到寶。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA6iZp6YgkoJ
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「點姐,你淨係話人地靚女靚女,你葡萄啊?」261Please respect copyright.PENANAtHy8z53Ppo
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阿盈呢下一講立即收左我皮令我冇野講。261Please respect copyright.PENANAMKOjizXosB
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「冇…人地溝到個靚女係人地嘅事,我只係覺得奇怪姐,我咪祝佢地幸福。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAJN4jFBFqDy
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「仲扮野,明明就好葡萄,覺得人地以前咁邋遢都溝到女但自己就乜都冇,你咁大反應就知啦。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAN056gTSFmK
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「邊…邊度有,我唔好唔記得我以前拍過拖架啦,呢啲閃我以前都做過啦,洗葡萄佢?」261Please respect copyright.PENANAi1mhBWYe7c
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「你以前係拍過,但已經好多年前嘅事啦,咁多年你唔饑渴?」261Please respect copyright.PENANAtoZ0zuayJO
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阿盈奸笑咁望住我,頂佢講到我好似AV入面啲男主角咁,忍慾多年就要搵條女扑野,我唔係啲咁嘅人囉。261Please respect copyright.PENANAzBnvpZ5mgy
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「都係嗰句隨緣啦呢啲野,要黎嘅野始終都會黎嘅。」261Please respect copyright.PENANACLtTytTfXp
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「你係男仔加上魅力又唔算大,呢啲野要靠自己爭取架,不如你down個交友app識下啲女仔啦。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA7kG5ZBB9ud
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「我堂堂一個正人君子洗咁cheap用埋呢啲app黎到識女仔?」261Please respect copyright.PENANAtWX22iPVwK
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事關我覺得用得呢啲app都係約炮多,唔會搵到真愛,但所謂口裡說不心裡卻很誠實,其實我對呢啲app係有啲興趣。261Please respect copyright.PENANADMgTphYDK9
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「黎啦,唔cheap架,好多人都係透過交友app識人搵到另一半,我都想見到阿哥你有幸福嘅一日,我生前得唔到你嘅愛,死後我想你搵到個女仔代替我去愛你。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAcWfNu3ZA15
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「唔用,信我啦,我就算唔用都可以溝到女。」261Please respect copyright.PENANASko4spheAP
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「你唔用嘅話我以後都唔理你,哼!」261Please respect copyright.PENANA2LGQr2ZBFJ
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然後阿盈谷住道氣咁撓住手擰轉面背對我,佢依家即係迫我用姐。261Please respect copyright.PENANATLVNZWrTKW
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「阿盈…阿盈啊!」261Please respect copyright.PENANAryrDrLiZlc
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我搭住佢膊頭搖佢想佢理返我,但都無補於事。261Please respect copyright.PENANAIFZRsysQCN
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「…好啦好啦怕左你,我試下down黎睇下,你唔好再唔理我。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAjY65QcU2qp
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一番爭論後,最後我都係屈服左係佢嘅脅迫之下,怕左佢啦,佢即刻變得好興奮。261Please respect copyright.PENANAPz1b62epn9
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「真架?咁咪好囉,快啲down黎玩下~」261Please respect copyright.PENANA8IhVBB5LG3
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我係app story度搵,一search交友app就立即彈左個txxder出黎,佢位於榜首,聽好多人講都用呢個app識女,我就down黎睇下。261Please respect copyright.PENANAhYknWl3Muf
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Down完後,我註冊左帳戶求其擺左幅以前有人幫我影嘅背影相做icon就入到主介面,我睇過佢啲說明之後大致知點用。261Please respect copyright.PENANASmgaAQAtPo
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「個女仔幾靚喎。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA2BAFOyFUro
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一入到主介面,見到有個叫Candy嘅女仔企直拉長條腿挨住幅牆影相,又真係幾靚嘅,身材又好。261Please respect copyright.PENANANsgYntDMl7
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而阿盈就食花生咁係後面雙手座落我膊頭托住腮睇我識人,我就好休閑咁坐係度。261Please respect copyright.PENANA9nRw9ctuTI
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「都唔知真相定假相。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAYIax2JinWa
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「唔好理啦,你試下like 10個先。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAQhuLOQWNzB
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「好,我就試下like 10個,不過like幾多都係咁姐,都唔會有人回覆架。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAPlF0Pt84RS
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「你又知唔會?你試下左先啦。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA3mYc02SLGF
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然後我就開始挑選10個我認為啱心水嘅黎like,個情況就好似皇上選妃…261Please respect copyright.PENANAi1YsrlZGjs
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我慢慢揀慢慢like終於like到第9個,like埋最後呢個我就唔like啦,261Please respect copyright.PENANAjasoAFqqJl
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而最後一個女仔嘅呢幅相好有氣質咁、有女神feel,佢同我一樣都係背影相,佢著住件啡色毛衣、下身配以一條黑色短裙同一對黑色短boot、頭頂戴住一個頭飾,對住棵聖誕樹做出好似雙手合十嘅動作。261Please respect copyright.PENANALddrYqiLGy
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我like嘅10個女仔裡面佢係第一個用背影黎影,好有一種神秘感,我二話不說就like左。261Please respect copyright.PENANA0hXX6LWjzd
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「like夠10個啦,可以收工,就睇下有冇料到。」261Please respect copyright.PENANA3ocFCQmurc
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「你耐心啲等下啦,冇料到咪再試,入面咁多女仔一定有個你會識到。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAIx5pBdEv3b
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「你就慢慢等下,我出去行下街先。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAzA98NWK0GG
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「又話全日係度陪我依家又掉低我一個係度。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAC5SVw8dGjU
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我用不屑嘅眼神望住佢。261Please respect copyright.PENANAgACol9GvAx
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「我出去行一陣好快返架啦。」261Please respect copyright.PENANARqvUn1shYC
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然後阿盈就穿透道門出左去。261Please respect copyright.PENANAk206pjizxz
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但當阿盈出去冇耐,我手機就響起一下訊息聲,我拎起身睇一睇,261Please respect copyright.PENANARaYKZ0fH6H
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你有一個新的配對。261Please respect copyright.PENANASQ670vHIoT