「阿洋，你睇下前面條女真係好撚J咁，過去J下佢先啦。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5Geu0W8Dt
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「好啊，我都覺得幾唔錯，上啦。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9TgSxcOe9
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然後我地行入去人群睇左陣條女跳舞，亦都同班人一齊歡呼同跟住音樂high左一陣。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoBbX8NMNC
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMEqOZTyvZ
之後我地搵左個位一齊飲酒，我自認自己酒量唔好平時亦好少飲，我屌佢一黎就叫支Vodka 40幾%酒精，想飲撚死我咩。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT3LgbmPx5
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgE3FicaOu
「哇我屌你一黎就Vodka，我俾人執屍都似啦。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbamuRtSl4
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJnahf6EMm
「出黎玩就要盡慶嘛，醉左就可以忘記一切煩憂、快樂過神仙，你唔係都想咁咩？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC729U91Wf
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0W0YcKGooB
「OK啊，的士錢係咪你俾先。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJAeEJPd6K
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsfUbll83C
「屌你啦，你咁講嘅話，最多我地溝一半茶囉，酒一半茶一半。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZjD9bkiKG
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwPiqOjAek
「算你仲有啲人性。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBUjwrKp8b
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv8TN0Z4ZC
雖然溝一半茶，但對我黎講濃度一定都仲好高，但都好過齋飲Vodka架啦，出得黎玩就唔好乜野都唔敢試，要盡慶！284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4qTBePtMg
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46Hcff7oQy
「嗱，依家我地玩酒game猜枚，猜輸嗰個飲半杯。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CLDxD5ImV
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyGTTFOiYO
然後我地就猜起枚上黎，仆街唔猜都由是可，一猜就舖舖都輸咁濟，284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO2pWWa9Jh
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HICbbhA0m
本來開頭都好地地，我好興奮係咁罐鳩佢飲酒，到佢飲到Wing wing地嗰陣佢竟然黎個逆襲罐返我轉頭，然後就舖舖都我飲咁濟，果然風水輪流轉。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllRR2HkFC1
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過左唔知幾耐，我地總共叫左3枝Vodka溝茶飲晒，我倆雙雙都醉晒，周圍都天旋地轉好wing，我地見大家都飲夠就停左酒，然後我地埋單搖住咁行出門口。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSSedJj7iP
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKicvqd32wh
「洋腸方你醉啦，我…我都未走…你就話走，哈哈。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFhnPwOGrj
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF3t8bT4lJ
阿誠疾下疾下咁指住我話我醉，開始胡言亂語。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpMeEwIgxE
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHHzBJkaSo
「你就醉，明明係你話…話走先嘅，我抓住條女黎屌都仲得，我點會醉。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4nLtbjVGn
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPpPOl3FLM
我地大家都開始胡言亂語，雖然我的確好wing，但都唔會認醉，藉此證明我酒量係好過對方，可能呢個就係點解通常啲人飲醉但又堅決話自己冇醉。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucipaPcQ2X
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0B1ZgSsTH
「你抓住佢黎屌，我…我抱起佢黎屌仲得，你唔得架啦，算把啦哈哈…」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2b3syRyV8
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUfX1R6zRX
趴！284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjwDc5aR1k
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyrtOaWNzM
正當佢笑緊嗰陣，突然kick一kick佢就向前仆左落地下。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4Cu5ZLapB
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1KT8lcBQv
「哈哈傻仔，仆晒街你仲話冇醉？醉就認撚左佢啦，哈哈。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAajTiV0psD
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DXZrTZX46
果然睇人仆街最開心，呢一刻嘅我睇住佢趴左係地下冇野講成個傻仔咁真係笑到見牙唔見眼，284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mq9sR3SMD
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYcNpgQQXD
然後我笑下笑下突然覺得好急尿，一定係頭先飲太多酒。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ6axUTXcn
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VLqxiy7Hw
「喂臭誠，我唔理你住我急尿去搵廁所揸個水先，你…你係度等我。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCaNlvpCCC
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSdygyRSkb
然後我就先行一步左搖右擺咁行左去前面，但我都擰轉頭再望多次阿誠，見到佢爬左起身向住個坑渠嘔緊。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3JhQvAJVI
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi0yi7LAQ7
「哈哈哈傻仔，啱啱唔係好威咩，依家做咩嘔到七彩，哈哈。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJvGVpiQM0
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb3YLXDZ8m
見到阿誠嘔得咁辛苦，我再次按奈不住笑左出黎，好彩我冇佢咁樣衰。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RqAF4Cln9
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2k6lZl7OS
我擰返轉頭繼續行，行左一陣我都搵唔到廁所，只知道周圍天旋地轉，然後我行下行下入左一個好黑嘅地方、嗰度亦比較靜，我望返後面係好多燈光，我慢慢意識到我行左入後巷。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnmjp0FGCD
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHSznGycUA
「屌你老味老蘭唔係好多女瞓低俾人執屍架咩，依家一條女都冇嘅？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzfgGYrO19
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezpWipTVkj
以前聽聞老蘭好多人執屍，就連我表姐夫個fd都係呢度執過，以為周街都會有女瞓係度，但依家連條屍嘅影都唔見所以係度胡言亂語屌左下。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9bri0fVp4
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecIhs9DCNR
咁我見行左入後巷人少少就唔理三七廿一，行埋牆邊痾左先算，因為實在太急就黎瀨。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq9KCVzoYm
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEd1IFgcyf1
…284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFIhiygq7P
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZFQ67Gfvx
「屌你老味，舒服晒，谷撚到膀胱都爆。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VFhtjt3Ug
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgRcj7szIA
然後過左分幾鐘我終於痾完，我成個人舒服晒，我按奈不住內心嗰種舒暢再屌左一聲出黎，係啊，你冇聽錯，我係痾左分幾鐘嘅尿，可想而知我呢篤尿有幾長、我有幾急。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8v2JSe2p0
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvYhItB1t8
痾完後我就搖下搖下咁行返出去有燈光嘅地方，284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gr1iIbSoQ
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVHewF5xnu
當我行到後巷入口差唔多出到去嘅時候，突然一陣寒風吹過，我打左一下冷震，284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7paucRBKr
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wsTFWsBip
我向後望左望，咩都冇，只有黑漆漆嘅後巷，我心諗應該係隔離舖頭啲冷氣風黎姐，然後我就冇理繼續行。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn029Kc5g60
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1kFCvUuCA
好彩老蘭唔算好大，我wing住咁摸左一陣路之後就去返頭先個位，見到阿誠佢攬住枝燈柱，284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuRwvvaVQS
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dPdXuzu9d
再行近啲，原來佢攬住枝燈柱瞓著左，做左個「柱男」，仲要流晒口水，我當膛又笑左出黎。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuApKJ0yf3U
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DlNHZ9J1u
「哈哈，喂柱男，起身屌閪啦，唔好再發春夢。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIk7pesdtn
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJgkirZaAo
我笑住拍左拍佢膊頭叫佢起身，然後佢慢慢打開對眼，迷迷糊糊咁望住我。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST9vPxUP1t
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFQ79Zo0ne
「屌你咩去廁所去咁耐，耐到我眼瞓到攬住條女恰著左都唔知。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0Di7VItvI
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRPAF1jUNB
「傻仔，你邊度有女，燈柱黎架，哈哈哈…」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn0nlYOF1s
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSUqqKHhuk
見佢咁on9我不斷恥笑佢。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvIF4fRbx1
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9YDwkW4bW
「我屌燈柱黎嘅！？我啱先仲係咁同佢打茄輪。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7htpPCPivQ
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBz5ZoZGj1
佢望一望佢攬住前面嘅野，見到係燈柱之後立即彈開左。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9qYOOCATS
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94dY5qULpj
「哈哈on9仔，唔怪得你瞓到流晒口水，你恨女恨到當左條燈柱係你條女啦。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡap2lpEypVE
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1lz4CDwR2
「屌，我…我啱先真係見到有條女過黎攬住我架，我仲好興奮諗我終於食到女，心諗機不可失就即刻係咁同佢打茄輪，點…點知原來係條燈柱，屌！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhBZURVGEz
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3tTfcCcBT
阿誠將佢頭先嘅經歷過晒出黎，然後都學我屌左一聲出黎。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm7VvyrxYq
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqE2SVgYssG
「你嘅春夢黎姐，連登見啦，頭先一定好多人影左你相啦你咁奇芭，哈哈！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXk4qIYRhN
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgNr4pYBIc
「屌仆街，諗起都覺得柒，快啲飛的返去啦，我唔…唔想再係呢度獻世啦。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYznTGnx9Jc
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3ZAGORKJo
然後我地就慢慢行返落街度截的士返歸，一上到的士大家講完各自嘅地址後就一齊瞓著左，冇錯，佢亦都再瞓過，佢真係好好瞓，284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0G6OXMivp
284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhQVfTk6Zm
經過咁激昂同開心嘅呢一晚，我嘅煩憂又好似真係已經忘記得一亁二淨。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8GT5kUpk4
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