我俾佢呢一句令我感到好愕然即時冇野好講收左我皮，冇諗過佢寧願賣身都想我教。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CpxLA6JK7
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「癡…癡線，你俾我我都唔搞你啦。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSDuEgsbTG
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「怕左你啦，我暫且就唔收你錢，但我真係好廢架咋，你唔好指意我好勁。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQk4pvZb86t
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我幫我自己戴定個頭盔。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXxLH9MhnC
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「得啦，即係你肯教我啦。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0SQK7kZec
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然後chole姐就拎左部手機出黎係疊功課隔離望住開晒濾鏡自拍準備po上ig story，上面寫住「巧開心 終於搵到個人幫我免費補習 考試巧辛苦架 但今次考試一定可以輕鬆carry～要努力啲！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfAPcsPtrS
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Mk妹真係Mk妹，一知道我會教佢就即刻po上ig曬命扮勤力，慌死冇人知道佢努力嘅一面，然而我亦都見到佢follow左好多男仔fd，佢應該成日同啲男仔玩。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaCsdFM6Hd
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「洗唔洗咁做作啊，冇人會讚你架喎，衰左唔好賴我。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2fMhtr6wL
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「乜撚野做作，我用功讀書架，教你就教啦咁多嗲。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tY3296PRv
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要我教你做野都咁冇禮貌，果然有其母必有其女。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShib2SI1QF
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然後我望向佢啲功課，見到一張工作紙上面寫左佢個名、班別學號，仲有學校名，原來佢真係叫樂兒，佢全名叫孔樂兒，5C班，13號，學校係我附近嘅一間band 3頭中學。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfFHbOXgbl
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「咁你修咩科啊？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgROaW2fVwy
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「中史、生物。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiv1zF2LdE
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平時佢咁惡死竟然修中史呢啲咁沉悶嘅文科？279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g53jZMVbU
279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Wf7gVxcMF
「你真係好彩，我以前都係修中史，呢個勉強教到你少少。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvO7vKLmv3
279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU9UwnqCI7
「雖然我修中史，亦熟讀中史，但我模擬試只係攞2，因為好多關鍵字都冇寫到出黎，所以我淨係齋講會好了得。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2kz9dTUKc
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「乜你咁廢架，你淨係識齋講都攞到2？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMkMWOI1EL
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佢見我冇料扮四條咁即刻串下我。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ2wmsgYld
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「你唔好搵我教囉。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBvIu86GT0
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「咁你盡教囉，只係我中史係最差咁解。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ9y8PmXgM
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佢聽到我拎呢樣野做把柄佢都冇野好講死死地氣叫我教。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrs9bfIyita
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「但你教我英文先。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiNaXnnVkL
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英文？啲雞腸反而係我最差喎，我點教你？279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuooZLjdJ8l
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然後佢拎左張英文作文紙出黎做，呢個時候我先發現佢原來有幾手指係搽左層肉色嘅指甲油，加上佢手好白滑 ，更突顯佢對纖纖玉手嘅靚，估唔到mk妹都咁識得扮靚。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWnlpX79fB
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但佢唔會俾學校抓儀容咩？定佢搽肉色指甲油就係因為見可以過到骨？279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRttyuJCFgb
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「喂，peanut點串？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAOPY60oBr
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正當我陶醉緊佢啲指甲之時，突然佢問起我一個英文點串。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GdgYr7kh9
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「penis？咪p-e-n-i-s，乜你作文要寫陰莖呢個字架咩？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNViqrWig2l
279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxFJaLtyYZ
但peanut同penis嘅讀音有啲似，所以我聽錯左。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhRS8dvXHZ
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「笑死屌你唔好淨係掛住你碌鳩啦，peanut啊，即係花生。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmkMSaMu1u
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頂呢一刻我即刻尷到紅都面晒，我仲要好有自信咁串penis出黎，搞到佢笑到我面黃。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeCuW8MN08
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「得得得幫緊你，我幫你Google translate下。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfec067U6l
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「乜你英文咁廢架，ive喎，連隻英文單字都唔撚識，都唔明你點pass到。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnSrlI919E
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然後我又俾佢串，其實我以前英文嘅模擬試只係啱啱好合格。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu2nLykVSI
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「我咪講左我黎緊只係個ive仔，成績唔係好好，仲要英文我最差。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIp3Jji9XPG
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「咁你查到未呀咁多嗲。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQToi3hZD3
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「查到啦，p-e-a-n-u-t。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcGNJk3TX7
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然後chole姐繼續做佢嘅作文，佢竟然全程都唔洗我點幫佢，係好彩嘅，可能佢都知我英文唔係點幫到佢。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uUoiPO6Ev
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「bridge呢？點串。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6mgX5YnAq
279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVfBSZWheZ
過左一陣佢又問我某個英文點串，今次我好清楚聽到佢講咩啦。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIqGVcmX6Z
279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DUaqtFrUg
「bitch？咪b-i-t-c-h，你係咪講緊你自己哈哈。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyPfpQIO8Y
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我終於有機會串返佢，但佢作文可以寫粗口架咩？279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKdBV5rJXH
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「屌你你就bitch。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRgAHUUfKf
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然後chole姐一巴掌車左落我個頭，我感到一陣痛楚。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKD9DZGlBZ
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「哇好痛…」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3m4eezqn3
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「抵死啦話鳩我，on9仔我話你英文白癡真係唔係扮架喎，bridge啊，橋啊，翻譯下啦智障。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qxAMQ1vqM
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頂我又柒多次俾佢串鳩我，今次仲要打鳩我，佢兩個讀音實在太似，我自己都聽錯左，點解英文啲音要咁似粗口。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKmpCdrB49
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「查到啦，b-r-i-d-g-e。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs14j09kEjN
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說罷佢繼續寫佢篇文…279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGQajr2cQZ
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做左大約一個鐘多啲，佢就做晒，然後拎俾我過目。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRkB6xlhYR
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「你拎去睇下我寫成點。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP8azuSeLN
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我一睇之下令我嚇親，佢無論文筆、文法，就連結構組織等等都寫得好好，佢呢個程度起碼攞到3以上。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1XaPIIw9c
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「其實你英文咁好點解仲要我過黎教你？仲好過我喎。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDxGsrVGXZ
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「我就係想你過黎教我啊，吹咩？你黎做我嘅人肉翻譯機都好。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8FUy4dTYo
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咁咪即係當正佢成個娘娘咁，連翻譯都叫人幫佢，可惜我係唔會做爛口妹隻兵架。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRHg1esLJO
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「況且我又唔係淨係叫你黎教我英文，其他科唔洗教嘅？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOR3b9dzM1
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「咁你仲有咩要做啊小姐。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYUETKDOIr
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「中史囉，咁啱有張工作紙要做。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vs5fhG7lc
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Chole姐從佢疊功課攞出幾張工作紙出黎，第一part係問答黎。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbSDto9cH1
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「我唔想睇書，你直接講答案我知啦。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1sObCJwFS
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「乜你咁懶，揭書都覺得麻煩，明明書中自有黃金屋。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucueJfkEFZ
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啪！279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEJ8ftU92W
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我又俾佢從後打左我一下。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsz4ufxEJu
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「我黃你老味，叫你講就講啦咁多嗲，叫得你黎幫我睇書黎托呀，明明你仲要吹到中史好撚勁咁。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hYlsKBeTY
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條mk妹真係好撚暴力，一言不合就打人，真係唔知點解我仲會有心教佢。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cT7OG1VmX
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「好好你冷靜啲，等我睇地睇下啲題目。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaJOpDqh0J
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第一題係問李隆基係邊個皇帝。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoXy1Cgg2J
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「你係咪連第一題咁簡單都唔識？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBuxNECSYB
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「識就唔洗問你啦，你係咪又多嗲？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhCfx77gNK
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「咪係唐玄宗囉，寫啦。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Q9totI1TR
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我快快趣講個答案出黎，費事佢就一巴車落黎。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GWUN6ZLZI
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「原來佢就係唐玄宗，我幾鐘意呢條友。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMUkDIDDsw
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又話自己唔識歷史嘅，冇啦啦又會識佢乜水？279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge4WSp3Si0
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「你鐘意佢都冇用啦，人地鐘意肥婆架，你瘦到成鵬骨咁返到去都一定俾人地流放去大西北。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NU8gfKC51
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我心入面忍唔住暗爽以我嘅歷史知識串返佢。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNJZaEFhE7
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啪！279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXsBBz2Kwb
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突然我又俾佢大大力打左一下。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FfRuozSTG
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「屌你我鐘意邊個關你撚事，洗唔洗你管？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPV55hFd0z
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的確係嘅，我又唔係你邊個，點管到你咁多，你識邊個都唔關我事…on9我諗呢啲做乜，做咩冇啦啦咁著緊佢，佢識邊個真係唔關我事。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDpG9GYsxB
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「冷靜冷靜唔關我事，我地繼續。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0olTwjL2K
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然後好快我講晒問答題啲答案佢聽，問答呢一part好快就搞掂左，跟住就去到長問題。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSx4fMFteHu
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「跟住嗰啲點搞啊？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNXpaxLfPb
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「你寫左第一題先，佢問你秦滅左邊六個國，就係齊楚燕韓趙魏。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZunmiZjIz7
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對我呢啲鐘意歷史嘅人黎講，呢啲國名我唔洗記都識，簡單啦～279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8y3wI5SKf
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「有啲料到喎中史撚。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1CDj1yJM0
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「當然，繼續作戰！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ3Fi8RrHA
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呢刻嘅我遇到中史充滿自信，題題輕鬆KO、如入無人之境。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKhjG0UMJf
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「跟住呢題承上題，佢問你六國滅亡嘅過程同成因，8分長答題黎，睇下呢題點樣收你皮。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfk7qdM6P1
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