我俾佢呢一句令我感到好愕然即時冇野好講收左我皮,冇諗過佢寧願賣身都想我教。236Please respect copyright.PENANAiKLI6UpLxI
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「癡…癡線,你俾我我都唔搞你啦。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAEMaC6kDbHJ
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「怕左你啦,我暫且就唔收你錢,但我真係好廢架咋,你唔好指意我好勁。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAB2o5JWzJmX
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我幫我自己戴定個頭盔。236Please respect copyright.PENANAu2PLwN9I6X
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「得啦,即係你肯教我啦。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAaMR2J0cty5
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然後chole姐就拎左部手機出黎係疊功課隔離望住開晒濾鏡自拍準備po上ig story,上面寫住「巧開心 終於搵到個人幫我免費補習 考試巧辛苦架 但今次考試一定可以輕鬆carry~要努力啲!」236Please respect copyright.PENANA622AjFMPeo
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Mk妹真係Mk妹,一知道我會教佢就即刻po上ig曬命扮勤力,慌死冇人知道佢努力嘅一面,然而我亦都見到佢follow左好多男仔fd,佢應該成日同啲男仔玩。236Please respect copyright.PENANAjPh6norKgu
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「洗唔洗咁做作啊,冇人會讚你架喎,衰左唔好賴我。」236Please respect copyright.PENANA1UrvQTkmcq
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「乜撚野做作,我用功讀書架,教你就教啦咁多嗲。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAhTlDlSGjum
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要我教你做野都咁冇禮貌,果然有其母必有其女。236Please respect copyright.PENANAyY7kXlcVGs
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然後我望向佢啲功課,見到一張工作紙上面寫左佢個名、班別學號,仲有學校名,原來佢真係叫樂兒,佢全名叫孔樂兒,5C班,13號,學校係我附近嘅一間band 3頭中學。236Please respect copyright.PENANAJAErL1YPyw
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「咁你修咩科啊?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAe7d4mRPorX
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「中史、生物。」236Please respect copyright.PENANASSPbt2cuuE
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平時佢咁惡死竟然修中史呢啲咁沉悶嘅文科?236Please respect copyright.PENANAuUW6u1j2l7
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「你真係好彩,我以前都係修中史,呢個勉強教到你少少。」236Please respect copyright.PENANABpkzv1b7o8
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「雖然我修中史,亦熟讀中史,但我模擬試只係攞2,因為好多關鍵字都冇寫到出黎,所以我淨係齋講會好了得。」236Please respect copyright.PENANA4GpmtOE3n8
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「乜你咁廢架,你淨係識齋講都攞到2?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAyNKc2pNk44
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佢見我冇料扮四條咁即刻串下我。236Please respect copyright.PENANACj5ciXamqp
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「你唔好搵我教囉。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAWGjnSP9tlQ
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「咁你盡教囉,只係我中史係最差咁解。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAsjbf6GfgXA
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佢聽到我拎呢樣野做把柄佢都冇野好講死死地氣叫我教。236Please respect copyright.PENANAbNuicgYZfu
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「但你教我英文先。」236Please respect copyright.PENANA4EMDGoOam9
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英文?啲雞腸反而係我最差喎,我點教你?236Please respect copyright.PENANAS4uktKtVu5
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然後佢拎左張英文作文紙出黎做,呢個時候我先發現佢原來有幾手指係搽左層肉色嘅指甲油,加上佢手好白滑 ,更突顯佢對纖纖玉手嘅靚,估唔到mk妹都咁識得扮靚。236Please respect copyright.PENANArLzXb95uFI
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但佢唔會俾學校抓儀容咩?定佢搽肉色指甲油就係因為見可以過到骨?236Please respect copyright.PENANAr2BLrMLzlr
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「喂,peanut點串?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAGstZhrNtgj
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正當我陶醉緊佢啲指甲之時,突然佢問起我一個英文點串。236Please respect copyright.PENANAL7yXOZ1Tnm
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「penis?咪p-e-n-i-s,乜你作文要寫陰莖呢個字架咩?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAoLCzBzfAxU
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但peanut同penis嘅讀音有啲似,所以我聽錯左。236Please respect copyright.PENANA8yF9Q54w5B
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「笑死屌你唔好淨係掛住你碌鳩啦,peanut啊,即係花生。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAfoPJnzN2pG
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頂呢一刻我即刻尷到紅都面晒,我仲要好有自信咁串penis出黎,搞到佢笑到我面黃。236Please respect copyright.PENANAic7CJ4ZXCG
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「得得得幫緊你,我幫你Google translate下。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAtXbpaFuekt
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「乜你英文咁廢架,ive喎,連隻英文單字都唔撚識,都唔明你點pass到。」236Please respect copyright.PENANACocs7OfYs6
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然後我又俾佢串,其實我以前英文嘅模擬試只係啱啱好合格。236Please respect copyright.PENANAOvFp7R9Rui
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「我咪講左我黎緊只係個ive仔,成績唔係好好,仲要英文我最差。」236Please respect copyright.PENANA3CDCCnCoam
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「咁你查到未呀咁多嗲。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAi83mjzXUBY
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「查到啦,p-e-a-n-u-t。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAdMbpkVYxmm
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然後chole姐繼續做佢嘅作文,佢竟然全程都唔洗我點幫佢,係好彩嘅,可能佢都知我英文唔係點幫到佢。236Please respect copyright.PENANA5YBSDEjhUn
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「bridge呢?點串。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAPwWdSZy78m
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過左一陣佢又問我某個英文點串,今次我好清楚聽到佢講咩啦。236Please respect copyright.PENANAzUZOZ0tm3E
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「bitch?咪b-i-t-c-h,你係咪講緊你自己哈哈。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAltt99TWTuU
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我終於有機會串返佢,但佢作文可以寫粗口架咩?236Please respect copyright.PENANAg9szd8jbil
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「屌你你就bitch。」236Please respect copyright.PENANASxPKA2fodq
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然後chole姐一巴掌車左落我個頭,我感到一陣痛楚。236Please respect copyright.PENANAqQf05K5Xx8
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「哇好痛…」236Please respect copyright.PENANA0zt8T6NOiC
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「抵死啦話鳩我,on9仔我話你英文白癡真係唔係扮架喎,bridge啊,橋啊,翻譯下啦智障。」236Please respect copyright.PENANA2zPkCh1Wov
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頂我又柒多次俾佢串鳩我,今次仲要打鳩我,佢兩個讀音實在太似,我自己都聽錯左,點解英文啲音要咁似粗口。236Please respect copyright.PENANA6emJLQIWl1
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「查到啦,b-r-i-d-g-e。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAVbop7jtvTM
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說罷佢繼續寫佢篇文…236Please respect copyright.PENANA7H6YahG0aE
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做左大約一個鐘多啲,佢就做晒,然後拎俾我過目。236Please respect copyright.PENANAxQPkLMtrqt
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「你拎去睇下我寫成點。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAAD9lg1gFLi
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我一睇之下令我嚇親,佢無論文筆、文法,就連結構組織等等都寫得好好,佢呢個程度起碼攞到3以上。236Please respect copyright.PENANA7h3wIzsyct
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「其實你英文咁好點解仲要我過黎教你?仲好過我喎。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAEwPhrr0LAx
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「我就係想你過黎教我啊,吹咩?你黎做我嘅人肉翻譯機都好。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAjsMHeYZPDf
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咁咪即係當正佢成個娘娘咁,連翻譯都叫人幫佢,可惜我係唔會做爛口妹隻兵架。236Please respect copyright.PENANA45SsnwQUtF
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「況且我又唔係淨係叫你黎教我英文,其他科唔洗教嘅?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAcq5bBKpDHL
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「咁你仲有咩要做啊小姐。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAF264PoRier
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「中史囉,咁啱有張工作紙要做。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAHIPdwxuHkX
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Chole姐從佢疊功課攞出幾張工作紙出黎,第一part係問答黎。236Please respect copyright.PENANANMa1SFWl4B
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「我唔想睇書,你直接講答案我知啦。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAWXNfZergZZ
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「乜你咁懶,揭書都覺得麻煩,明明書中自有黃金屋。」236Please respect copyright.PENANACMcmT8Fy01
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啪!236Please respect copyright.PENANA5x7phdszQ4
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我又俾佢從後打左我一下。236Please respect copyright.PENANAERu9umgmcM
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「我黃你老味,叫你講就講啦咁多嗲,叫得你黎幫我睇書黎托呀,明明你仲要吹到中史好撚勁咁。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAVbMlRznRjj
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條mk妹真係好撚暴力,一言不合就打人,真係唔知點解我仲會有心教佢。236Please respect copyright.PENANApME0HtbH5z
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「好好你冷靜啲,等我睇地睇下啲題目。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAdtCCcONq9f
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第一題係問李隆基係邊個皇帝。236Please respect copyright.PENANANv8ETn9ppP
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「你係咪連第一題咁簡單都唔識?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAoRiSlUSfAF
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「識就唔洗問你啦,你係咪又多嗲?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAdbE3omG5pj
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「咪係唐玄宗囉,寫啦。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAW5Q0YovGab
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我快快趣講個答案出黎,費事佢就一巴車落黎。236Please respect copyright.PENANA4PjvdjHMAn
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「原來佢就係唐玄宗,我幾鐘意呢條友。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAOFwEcISLln
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又話自己唔識歷史嘅,冇啦啦又會識佢乜水?236Please respect copyright.PENANAj1zdtzEcVk
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「你鐘意佢都冇用啦,人地鐘意肥婆架,你瘦到成鵬骨咁返到去都一定俾人地流放去大西北。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAX0PZmMAzYq
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我心入面忍唔住暗爽以我嘅歷史知識串返佢。236Please respect copyright.PENANApx2e081KOJ
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啪!236Please respect copyright.PENANAzPmAtjaLHB
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突然我又俾佢大大力打左一下。236Please respect copyright.PENANAxYgY7sH0kU
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「屌你我鐘意邊個關你撚事,洗唔洗你管?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAMhq1I9WDJ7
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的確係嘅,我又唔係你邊個,點管到你咁多,你識邊個都唔關我事…on9我諗呢啲做乜,做咩冇啦啦咁著緊佢,佢識邊個真係唔關我事。236Please respect copyright.PENANA0XzfseRNwF
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「冷靜冷靜唔關我事,我地繼續。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAl2YZ5jErdR
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然後好快我講晒問答題啲答案佢聽,問答呢一part好快就搞掂左,跟住就去到長問題。236Please respect copyright.PENANAc6wu1VrnC1
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「跟住嗰啲點搞啊?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAyeasj89f5U
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「你寫左第一題先,佢問你秦滅左邊六個國,就係齊楚燕韓趙魏。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAl2aNUIpbCG
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對我呢啲鐘意歷史嘅人黎講,呢啲國名我唔洗記都識,簡單啦~236Please respect copyright.PENANAzDnGLbeefh
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「有啲料到喎中史撚。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAqdZMEya4P6
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「當然,繼續作戰!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAnuL5ztalHQ
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呢刻嘅我遇到中史充滿自信,題題輕鬆KO、如入無人之境。236Please respect copyright.PENANAbTw6oaQI6R
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「跟住呢題承上題,佢問你六國滅亡嘅過程同成因,8分長答題黎,睇下呢題點樣收你皮。」236Please respect copyright.PENANA2pEquqhtXD