第二十一回 Wonderful world230Please respect copyright.PENANAeI1dy9XGbH
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有玩開app嘅朋友都知道其實來來去去都係同一班人玩。230Please respect copyright.PENANApVNJtaI3fG
正常嘅,純粹好奇嘅朋友玩兩玩自然會走,因為好悶個個講嘅野都幾乎一樣。230Please respect copyright.PENANASLI29AmWCT
不外乎你搵乜呀?約唔約呀?做我SL啦。230Please respect copyright.PENANAifPqPvCPh5
至於留係到嘅都有一種心癮,係尋找一個假希望。230Please respect copyright.PENANAHPOfwJZgd8
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上次同個人妻嘈好想爆粗鬧佢點知佢走咗,今次撞返重唔有仇報仇。230Please respect copyright.PENANAsKjhjNVxSB
我:【原來又係妳。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAD28CU4TEWg
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人妻:【哈哈。】230Please respect copyright.PENANA210XWYgIv5
居然重笑得出,等我快快手打返上次十八個字嘅粗口先,就係我打緊時忽然見到佢寫咗一句。230Please respect copyright.PENANApOvD8Kjtww
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人妻:【雖然我平日講野好串,有時會過咗火不過唔係有心,喺到同你講聲對唔住。】230Please respect copyright.PENANA7VvTV4LTE1
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雖然唔係親耳聽到,但係望住對唔住呢三個字,我係到諗,係我人生入面好似從來都係只有我同人講,好似無人對我講過。230Please respect copyright.PENANANSjweQ7XOT
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人地都講咗對唔住重用粗口問候人地好似唔係咁好,230Please respect copyright.PENANA1hTQK1Vre1
算啦,男人老狗唔好咁小家。230Please respect copyright.PENANAOPrgNRJeYM
於是我將嗰十八個字粗口del咗,然後話:【妳係唔係又同老公一齊玩app呀?我洗唔洗同佢打聲招呼先。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAN2dd8s3HD1
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人妻:【老公唔知我玩app,上次只係諗住玩下你,對唔住。】230Please respect copyright.PENANA5McIG3nuFG
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一個三唔識七嘅女人可以連講兩次對唔住,一係佢做服務業,一係佢真心,佢之前問有無工介紹應該無做野,所以我偏向相信後者。230Please respect copyright.PENANAwe0pMVY5Xu
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我:【過去咗啦,算啦。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAWSkd4BpUuX
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人妻:【哈哈,果然係老手,夠大方。】230Please respect copyright.PENANADJSbI0r1QA
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我:【唔係咁可以點。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAa7fBn7zPPV
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人妻:【OK,咁過咗去大家就當無事好唔好?】230Please respect copyright.PENANAO4Cb8dkFT2
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我:【妳喜歡啦。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAplnN3LUyOX
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人妻:【你叫乜野名呀?我叫Maybo。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAHsRPT5bT0K
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就係咁,我認識咗呢位人妻Maybo。230Please respect copyright.PENANA0Q91uULsgU
好得意,因為無諗住溝女純粹傾計,所以同佢講野無就住就住,鐘意講乜就講乜,佢串下我我潤下佢,又估唔到佢除咗串d之外其實幾好傾,點為之好傾?咪有問必答,而且成日主動搵野講。230Please respect copyright.PENANAhnqbezMo61
我地成日都會討論d搵佢傾計嘅男人,正確呢講係想溝佢嗰d人夫。230Please respect copyright.PENANALEqBpJCAns
聽多咗知道原來自己好oldschool又保守,聽佢講班人夫真係好狼好進取另我大開眼界。230Please respect copyright.PENANAo3gdnXAnVu
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呢排係屋企成日夜麻麻聽到個囡同Candy係網上傾計,一個香港一個美國,兩個人生活基本上日夜顛倒,咁樣long D真係幾攞命。230Please respect copyright.PENANAfZmUlV0Zfe
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好似今日咁,我準備返早見佢房入面有聲於是忍唔住入房同佢傾兩句。230Please respect copyright.PENANAMi6cKRUl6v
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一入去見到佢瞓咗係床上面攞住ipad,應該準備zoom。230Please respect copyright.PENANAuawrmq3xlP
多得呢個疫情佢現在超過一半時間係屋企上堂,乜鬼社交活動都無晒,原本已經宅現在更加宅。230Please respect copyright.PENANA7Xsu5g28j9
望見佢額頭爆晒瘡應該又通宵。230Please respect copyright.PENANAzsmRN9pQ1i
我:[囡呀,尋晚見妳好夜都未瞓喎。]230Please respect copyright.PENANA2bpX12zNum
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個囡瞓係床上好攰咁話:[知啦,唔好咁夜瞓丫嗎。]230Please respect copyright.PENANARHVgAqTOHg
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我:[妳知就唔好咁啦。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAk7seBBOtGp
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囡:[得啦。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAR2z1iPEnnn
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我:[囡呀,今年最後一年,就呢會考啦,比D心機啦。]230Please respect copyright.PENANA9q83Ja5Mnj
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個囡好唔耐煩咁話:[都話知囉。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAVL3Fb7TbFr
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我:[唉,妳老豆我就係讀得書少先搵唔到一份好工,唔想妳行我條舊路咋。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAsUva1EpkPt
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個囡話:[我有分數啦,夠鐘上堂啦出去啦唔好阻住晒。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAT3NhJV0ujq
係唔係好有細路都唔鐘意讀書?230Please respect copyright.PENANAi5gyPtNueb
當我一轉身,見到老婆都起咗身,佢問:[一早咁嘈做乜?]230Please respect copyright.PENANAMJNzPRUZhV
個囡嘅野都係盡量唔好同佢講,費事又鬧過唔停。230Please respect copyright.PENANA0GyQVdHOY4
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我:[無乜野,我返工先啦。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAUOdX8Q5iIQ
連喺屋企都唔可以講家事,咁你地明點解咁多人玩app啦。230Please respect copyright.PENANAz4pGJUVBPM
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返到公司如常工作,一直忙到差唔多收工先有時間同Maybo傾兩句呻下。230Please respect copyright.PENANAdobGPYhrNN
我:【唉,個囡好煩,妳個囝有無咁多問題?】230Please respect copyright.PENANAtcMNNufDcm
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Maybo:【佢好乖,又聽話。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAspjvs0Twx5
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我:【妳就好啦。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAq3rOPmVizi
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Maybo:【做人父母係辛苦架啦。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAwhQZhgx5ag
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Maybo:【係呢,有D野想問下你。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAWhK8xOgHSb
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我:【乜野?】230Please respect copyright.PENANA2YELxxu2Zg
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Maybo:【點解你從來都唔問我攞相睇?】230Please respect copyright.PENANAnZlWjTmNKO
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我:【咁,純傾計有無相都一樣啫。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAjok4jsYX5H
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Maybo:【但係個個男人add我第一時間就問攞相睇,你係唯一一個無,乜你唔好奇嘅咩?】230Please respect copyright.PENANAdYmYbWCi8B
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我:【嗱講真,人係有好奇心,不過唔睇我亦OK。】230Please respect copyright.PENANA7Rlvgway89
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Maybo:【哈哈,班人夫個個睇完相都讚我靚,有D重話要刻約添。】230Please respect copyright.PENANADYXocS4p99
見到呢句個好奇心又再推高咗一層。230Please respect copyright.PENANAVpkSX7ZlSt
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我:【有無咁勁呀。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAo1R3Idm3Mg
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Maybo:【點呀,現在又好想睇呀?哈哈。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAkdES6vsr5Z
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我:【妳喜歡啦,我現在佛系玩app,一切隨緣。】230Please respect copyright.PENANA5qUyOwCH34
之後Maybo send咗張限時相過呢。230Please respect copyright.PENANARxIHdnknNk
呢張係一張半身相,見到佢著住一件緊身白色T,230Please respect copyright.PENANAXUJcduCB0F
個樣我無留意到,因為比相入面另一樣野吸引咗個注意力。230Please respect copyright.PENANAmupimbo6f3
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我見到一條深不見底嘅海溝,對唔住講錯咗,係乳溝先啱。230Please respect copyright.PENANA8VJhyFZMYq
真係好誇張佢上圍應該過40吋,相信一隻手係揸唔晒,230Please respect copyright.PENANAYOrT6Q3h3Y
不過....佢條腰都應該有38。230Please respect copyright.PENANAmrnG6mN2BS
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我問:【妳…幾高幾重呀?】230Please respect copyright.PENANAP5yQ9coSYT
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Maybo:【160高,160重,少少肥啦。】230Please respect copyright.PENANA6gdLYnACk9
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你地知唔知玩app通常最多係乜人?230Please respect copyright.PENANAjpRQwV3kNw
偷食男女?No,騙子?都唔係,好似我呢D賤男?咁呢樣就一定多架啦,但係有一樣人真係唔少得過賤男,無錯就係肥婆。230Please respect copyright.PENANAOaxE0WUwJS
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香港地作為一個國際大都會享有美食天堂之稱並唔係浪得虛名。230Please respect copyright.PENANAEmLoMt7Qfm
由於有太多好野食導致好多肥胖人士出現。230Please respect copyright.PENANAKZq8HSsP1x
曾經同一位專業外籍人士傾計,啫係送外賣嗰D印巴騎兵呀,230Please respect copyright.PENANAqXYJ29BWVo
佢話係尖沙咀條街到好易就分到邊D係港女邊D唔係。230Please respect copyright.PENANAoKvwNf2WGl
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只要一望個pat就知,香港女性普遍個躉都係比較大,原因係坐得多食得多但係又鍾意唔做運動,行多幾步都話攰,所以個個都係向橫發展,雖則男士都唔好得幾多…230Please respect copyright.PENANAcIHj1qz0tS
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究竟有無人可以話比我知係交友app上面抽中肥婆個機率有幾高?230Please respect copyright.PENANAg837mMa2sm
情況就好似打機開盲盒一樣,230Please respect copyright.PENANA8DfkDkd3El
我首抽你比個油桶我,唔緊要,我同自己講冷靜D,玩得呢個遊戲就有心理準備難抽,230Please respect copyright.PENANAYe16Pugp2u
但係當我十連抽,係十連抽呀!你都重係開油桶比我!仆街你當我賣非法紅油呀?230Please respect copyright.PENANADG1atPuIv6
比咁多油桶我做乜Q呀?230Please respect copyright.PENANAeVM3J96bPc
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嗱,我唔係歧視肥。230Please respect copyright.PENANArqLNrjNQTx
肥都有好多種,小小肥有肉地唔係太過份我覺得OK嘅,但係有D真係肥到米芝蓮人咁,160高160重咁都叫小小肥?真係人唔小狗都吠啦。230Please respect copyright.PENANAtFSqAcHl39
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對唔住…冷靜d,冷靜d,唔好意思激動咗少少…230Please respect copyright.PENANAozYcGIyG5Z
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如果以前嘅我應該諗都唔諗即刻Quit,現在算啦,都係嗰句,吹水啫人地都無嫌我老。230Please respect copyright.PENANAGugUjYrexC
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就係呢個時候,肥佬call咪叫我上去寫字樓,無啦啦上office唔通有好消息。230Please respect copyright.PENANA57OQEtWHYr
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同Maybo講聲有野做之後嗱嗱淋沖上去啦,一推開門入到去肥佬個位,已經見佢張枱清得乾乾淨淨。230Please respect copyright.PENANAKEZETEClIS
我:[亞頭,你真係唔做啦?]230Please respect copyright.PENANAWE7ZLkgqsB
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肥佬點點頭話:[無法啦,年紀大係時候退休。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAqMQnmQeJVL
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我:[咁咪陪下D孫仔玩囉。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAVzJQV6AaLG
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肥佬又點點頭話:[亞明,呢到你最後生又勤力,你到見外面班人個個都老弱殘兵咁。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAuNQweEfrrB
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我:[唔係嘅,其實佢地都好盡責。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAsotNqy7Yk6
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肥佬:[佢地跟我咁耐我都知。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAfCrBUPJU7W
佢一邊講一邊攞咗個信封出呢,然後拍一拍我膞頭將封信交比我。230Please respect copyright.PENANAi7FUaTIT5F
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望一望封信寫住我個名而且係人事部出,大公司果然有效率咁快做好交接。230Please respect copyright.PENANANy2yBtIJ7N
呢排嘅努力總算無白廢,以後終於唔洗企商場門口啦。230Please respect copyright.PENANAy3jALQESwx
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滿心歡喜打開封信一睇,點知見到上面寫住幾隻大字。230Please respect copyright.PENANAcZoRxIz3S5
【你已經被即時解僱。】230Please respect copyright.PENANAnXa3qVU9EF
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唔係好相信呢個事實,即刻問肥佬:[封信係唔係比錯人呀。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAYeBiDuXq26
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肥佬指一指信上面寫住我個名。230Please respect copyright.PENANAfUPLv90woD
以為自己眼花再睇多次個名,真係寫住黃小明。230Please respect copyright.PENANAJMy8HZ0ji3
一時間滿腦問號。230Please respect copyright.PENANAdv0cjpwhRe
肥佬見我呆咗就講:[近年疫情影響,好多商鋪執粒,公司收入差咗好多,所以要裁員。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAHeAdIkSt5Z
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我:[吓…?]230Please respect copyright.PENANA9l5M3yttbX
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肥佬:[我都係因為咁要被迫退休,公司要交人我都無辦法。]230Please respect copyright.PENANARlw5egl8zd
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我:[但係…點解…我…?]230Please respect copyright.PENANAncyM1hikog
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肥佬:[下面班人跟我咁耐我好清楚佢地,出面唔會有人請,你同佢地唔同,你做到野要搵過一份工唔難。]230Please respect copyright.PENANA2K64oXZxBx
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肥佬講完就起身攞埋佢D私人理離開。望住封信個腦一片空白。230Please respect copyright.PENANA38qEI6DBRG
唉,以為升職點知係炒魷,真係估唔到又再失業。230Please respect copyright.PENANAMgVFi7mut2
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返到屋企見到老婆都啱啱返到。230Please respect copyright.PENANAv8PiPrYI3o
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我:[老婆,咁早嘅?]230Please respect copyright.PENANAXnuVI5aAhu
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[係呀。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAVcdnQIfNig
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我:[我…有D野想同妳講。]230Please respect copyright.PENANA9DJ5jxwDDt
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老婆好似好開心:[咁啱,我都有個好消息想話你知。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAGxIOpmmOtj
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我:[好消息?咁妳講先。]230Please respect copyright.PENANA9HwalN7mlx
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老婆好興奮咁話:[老細準備升我做GM呀。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAHIP5VZ3W5S
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我:[咁...真係好消息喎。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAtdvJzLTV4A
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老婆:[當然啦,以後重有房坐添呀。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAl7LeqwC0Ic
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我:[咁…真係值得高興。]230Please respect copyright.PENANA4pinoMWI2f
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老婆笑笑口問:[係呢,你又話有野講?乜事呀?]230Please respect copyright.PENANA6jT5MgizKz
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我:[無,我想話不如今日落街食日本野之嗎,咁啱妳又升職,可以順便慶祝。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAGluUr6TUQv
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[好呀,咁我打電話去頂位先。]230Please respect copyright.PENANA02qqxijBGr
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我:[好…]230Please respect copyright.PENANA6M756lnaq8
個囡聽到有日本野食同樣好開心話:[正呀,今晚可以食壽司。]230Please respect copyright.PENANAV9ZUBMXDU1
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個天係唔係玩野呀,我炒魷佢就升職。230Please respect copyright.PENANAivPWuPGRyX
望見佢地咁開心,費事掃佢慶,等有機會再同佢講。230Please respect copyright.PENANApOKs8Rplm9
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~未完待續~230Please respect copyright.PENANAIxYP0gNFLr
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