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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mo0MqLzkE
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoKlmXtdzO
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCelQKkwxP
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hn2uKFAx4
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2iV9PMcoP
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05pT8Q6dL6
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwcCjF6eDF
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnL9liE6Pj
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFmeksGMsw
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當我想返入房時。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLW1E4H7MJM
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcQMEJJ5i4
仆街啦…218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWe4Rn53A2
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我：[係…呀…]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtaRVwvGAP
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf90nIE65c
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnZJUNF0eI
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDtTRIfmTO
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJO7De13cd
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMoBQUTYKJ
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIWkpJxiEL
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80zLJgUNg1
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOgjS8HHm8
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBLTZnMEyA
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHLKBdwms1
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNQs6jDNm6
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaKZ77hxCk
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ne4fKTzy
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmye8m92MCY
唉，又乜呀…218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx7mDN207O
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUVlieXbHi
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUTlTn5xnv
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係唔係玩野呀…218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa9p8yI8E5
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjnzTbeynO
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc3fOQZr8e
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjs88z74Gw
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh72CYF8g64
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHOjNZTib6
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqKNgzdSvl
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp91Fk7dpV
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIURJLfQOA
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtiHNFhao4
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JUzc0zEbf
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樂敏：【好一般。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTel6fnR93s
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j1qSgk8UO
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIybI1f5r8W
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04wqqd0QGc
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ4UdolEaf
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMXqMUAqus
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb3eur17tj
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyJTNwVPQF
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDrpVuHvWk
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPRqADEIJJ
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAG1lsIJXg
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHIrqfuxoT
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi9HpT9Sxy
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我：【吓…】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZQbsgEmTz
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLf2JWRGLr
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz557g4RY9G
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKSOCNBe7u
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cYLE2qF4m
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiJw46zYCV
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ16HIBvnXM
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByFm7t4v9L
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sVPgZEIox
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEIHahsSh7
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYMMUcOzKP
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUyg9PpK1w
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbXGKr44Ff
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MEf15KxKk
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsJDsNHHTD
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2TkWa5PJ5
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlEVZZd57Z
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYYbV8Alht
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnpba0qQX0
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd1tB6Wnld
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2mojga73P
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwezuBXAcUg
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1dL3Wxptf
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq82vsZukJ
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsWWFqMJ4i
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZwQfrjIAx
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKVE8YgGKG
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN0I5fy3d7
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樂敏：【嗯。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSaG36rFrg
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzCwqXp0JX
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkNP6rcUTX
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JOszfUf2o
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我：【咁佢現在點？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqdq8PHYOH
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvrKtuKG4l
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81NLFC5l3B
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWz43cdxDvC
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSdEFCITCc
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoW1nDWTqqJ
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpQy0wPalW
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdCVCl3ZN4
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshSUuVMxoV
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tKOiUqKRp
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZNtbs5FaW
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqjf3U6XH9
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaQASaQZVE
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOCvf6thwM
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6hqjPj5n4
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb0cyOlfL0
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qcaXT0NFI
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGvvBCQgyo
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FEVcjdrgn
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGpVUrfmjc
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17XLHLFf5Q
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AENOfGVDL
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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