第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMsbFXi6XY
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d5vE7ADlk
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EN3ZMmgyt
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2jtihhpSr
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv0Z3zfomL
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKgsxEcrNg
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwdr2v5zNC
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZvjKk2aKA
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4o8y1ZnBU
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rRCDjEhjb
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxb171EeUl
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfBk0sNHgZ
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gNf5uTE2o
當我想返入房時。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd7doPTmTL
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTU54KD83M
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcInZJTe7u
仆街啦…237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9S1aCpPm73
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我：[係…呀…]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDcAZqJwwM
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老婆：[食乜呀？]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmA1vmVC6t
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADcmAKDiQA
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QCr5c9ATC
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1DN5yfbR6
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezKV3PcnhK
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOt1IHyEQO
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6WoKHSv8h
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkIjYAVulf
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MUs1egy5x
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjVUsD4pDd
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfiZdkqgrK
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4oozrMtWU
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT4dIOgJuo
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8DoCzYIJZ
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa9o8QxjLQ
唉，又乜呀…237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoX9PlitZf
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5vdxBiLkC
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTGVZQaqrd
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係唔係玩野呀…237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESmB592rfQ
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmO4AAcbwmJ
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOQGcJDX7h
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCSjgv6sdv
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtm0fmkXyNu
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM5jTZSP6j
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtABMh61dLD
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqifjkaPoV
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStvvOcMd1C
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn6SM8G33I
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8uBbMT2rR
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樂敏：【好一般。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYdzonPSFD
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJadRqbHqJD
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlLTCqhKQR
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEluUmhQrC
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FLInrWDOc
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOZakCEJUp
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf34jg5wZ3
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVgk49IgpK
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GGhRN2mzC
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7I4zTUoo9
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNq9y5o7Qf
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCDethUxcB
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9bELzzHdi
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我：【吓…】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pdcJ7WTpP
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsWZtNibXt
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFj009YDQ3
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa52T1Akq3
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqB1yegMBX
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eLZcFCdOb
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDfKzuTRfd
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJuPN2H3m7
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQhiOFuq87
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zJ5lub2om
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGviMmlJDkz
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQRj7gyr2K
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGbofEWwIN
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpmB30z0tj
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuw0WTygFl
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZYNhjV4HT
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbkp1i285I
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgzSoqiyFz
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTYtFmgilI
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yoSA1ykpD
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGP2knRsXM
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn3RY2iZYw
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7MQQQl2Be
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ1xc14q2z
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XFuJLNlxa
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX2bAxgyqS
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NQ88McbHg
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKb2Bpuvetk
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樂敏：【嗯。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa92AMgliE
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKIZm3HJsd
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8XaV0wJcY
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYHJV2pIVE
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我：【咁佢現在點？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyrEHtiYy2
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3YmuPRHf1
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzmbl0rjXP
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyzk51viwv
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BVBeaBXBD
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BYj5BNZrB
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5ZYf0mRWo
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0VQ7zUMI6
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JszFsanzm
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe6nF9N0u7
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjg2meLZou
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjU9O8AmFN
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaiVfiNSZ9
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKtz495OjU
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkaWouTP0o
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lt8DDjSyc
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCWxYbQ81j
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWQ8sZUeYd
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPe2IDkRse
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ848rQ1MVNK
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVe05598Qe
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobmn1QKeTM
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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~未完待續~
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