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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EoqTrutJT
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD87vd8Itw
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO92bDsPKfi
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXuMFwAwzb
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWXpdWLzvI
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0tblJxke8
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnynCsp76e
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9hTQ3gIIY
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAya6fj9cr
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qpH63Sr9X
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當我想返入房時。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nxac6zHYv
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjPoFkkDik
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrBuWnKAEa
仆街啦…275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju3espiq8O
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我：[係…呀…]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1frZ1Tf5hg
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老婆：[食乜呀？]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZ4jpOpCkU
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkR2w0snLU
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqHoX692Yk
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SnB1Sobxe
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuzx1UtFLn
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijIZZ14Y1D
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg817Hn525
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIl235SWc5J
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU70pRkrqjb
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFQa1ECbU1
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh2YdEZLsJ
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CsvVr7cuy
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8UCRgAalI
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRW4u31wLf
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGdlA0Nc9c
唉，又乜呀…275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjdMVcEUYb
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW3Tbc00I4
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexlzrb3pXz
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係唔係玩野呀…275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8u86GsUrh
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ1jUM0iQ4
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh337HieD1o
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTAwraboXj
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnauAoKrW7
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwxk1BhA7m
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43sn5qPu2Y
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTG5GPqggE
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWUntF1oxT
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeREXdo4CX
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIirJ6ba3My
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樂敏：【好一般。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwRDQATrfp
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIgKU8pE7o
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwFK1KlK38
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ckPAkkQYD
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfYYGLWDPG
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqE1nmCR3em
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeJzIRlEmP
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlcEY8YyBi
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnqUyNzXFL
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XdDUyV9SO
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx4dmoXYR6
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmoZ18F0j9
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFWu84hB2s
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我：【吓…】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO8pCb6aCK
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegEODfQ6nN
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwFdKWAeaI
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRJyECX1cA
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YtgwXIXxB
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKkZYDpIYl
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vpwqg2Gpm
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPhQDyjTTe
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lBLXyyi6g
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBNb841tJE
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGXCXbPF5I
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7ilhFqMeZ
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdURhZRm7bw
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQhGpEatcy
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrceXeTF9F
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMjyS5EO5l
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFw2oiNxzX
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYf4KJwTRY7
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW4flqlg2i
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxO7EswbEB
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUYz0qQvck
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7waOWOqIx
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDzpIxuoOV
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjGP9EuHh2
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxpmstLdjh
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZokwh0G1H
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfTfRt4hp9
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLynBx2fnaS
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樂敏：【嗯。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdq3rFnEjk
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hMbkcvzpr
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM9d2GrQlI
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpi2RGdi1YJ
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我：【咁佢現在點？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2ZQYW51Xi
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTeBYDlCPw
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwP9vcY3o6
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7cDSBcrs6
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkivHk3QBTw
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1YMlW9TeQ
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzd2keNiFD
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCzKlWxQ6l
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnwlEPTtXj
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcniYoRHOWp
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXNXVhq5tl
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycHEDaFFYv
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNtFHNLSv4
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA23zcMwvW
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsbKxz5DJF
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWndg935k3
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKf8UXpcs80
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFwVyZTT8g
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1Z2Qo0iE4
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoL9AoWe11
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4mZMrvvu8
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3FU6NNFyR
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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