第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5jw0aGGUP
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvqfGpHnFe
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zlhprfWcW
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgl5uq067ST
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqv1zwS3OD
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tUjN04JMq
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa5CGSUjSd
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtFowMtFEe
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jSmxGrswY
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFgQTiCmzZ
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKI75Fjw6ud
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQPTxNtcAH
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI48rjo498V
當我想返入房時。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerwAdb4mX4
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKll5JjGlOg
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaLEr5FLzc
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyB6mFgjfa
仆街啦…257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW33b2ohMWR
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我：[係…呀…]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLyYnsU9y5
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老婆：[食乜呀？]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nFqToraxW
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4oWvV9rvH
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzDlppLnfY
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiYZZWGWVV
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5iTT6ViGo
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjd29KnZfE
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLP5ARJOmnh
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAp6rttMAu
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJyzgKhzOQ
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuY8mAfepV
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWxzJExzuq
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklyQ2on1tN
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1STFkPcnq
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORffRjawaQ
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Nr757wic2
唉，又乜呀…257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxJHNl2o7k
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq4RfeYVNC
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsLwbfoeFY
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係唔係玩野呀…257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGdwTT845v
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3DOLd5U4q
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaozfExWJ8
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXGdKMNPDP
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2CR0Y3a84
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWhEhSY5uR
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9JxdlIo9O
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J7Blw12KI
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKLiBSU1ff
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzw6EedKhz
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEgVNKOKwt
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樂敏：【好一般。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVGJEhkG9a
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwDvbgieLx
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3SGQbPJAS
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8wPxmKy84
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeNuWpn2AU
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9gXi5QsZG
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfLwBeAm1R
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuscQ4E2LF
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA8EzF3B06
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvfSNqZ91U
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYVd7LriIj
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KCvbd39nk
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0xTrbHqC1
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我：【吓…】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyrla9BrN0
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeis7GLCmC1
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsp35e7K2O
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvIi5Jz3Tk
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dTEMaTbJX
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPALwu7tD7X
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk7WiOjaYu
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsZFi87lbT
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAxC1TM8Ye
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKStjtrDfRb
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJZtkVxLSS
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DCB8JjqG7
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UlTtkNrCM
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtSaMxIjVf
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyaPqqqtyy
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpzJEKb0M3
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn43GnKB1S
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP3qfrikTK
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90Y7ViIcYz
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hzGhdvB7R
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblz4pR32kS
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGyM7rrRFL
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvILgL02G3
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxiRz2BCHE
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop5AbyFvL1
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92Wz1nC2UT
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F5l7V50Gf
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEyTn9K2sm
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樂敏：【嗯。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lXGixPR9T
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyJ7L5jd9h
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGiIZ7QDhr
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6S8tfLOIa
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我：【咁佢現在點？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ya14Xtasg
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiADvu1WPj9
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnMnqrSbDg
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9NMLzpMli
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJfM6l4Ror
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEOKstXFMM
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7JN1y0I7w
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWcepz05i2
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW8HTdjaFO
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lGLBg1EZr
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTouLQvwENp
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxM52vdVbcn
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspi28me09n
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFmOYD9u39
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3K6l5hFjH
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInYojlVHGG
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtL16fJhaO3
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmF0mCMcMQ
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lOsvWp6MP
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEMfa40H8H
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8tuoAe65D
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】257Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaVdcBfV0L
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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