第十八回 Help280Please respect copyright.PENANAHr0tVxHAtc
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睇討論區好得意,無論係事時版又好飲食版都好,就算係寵物版玩具版甚至係宗教版都一樣有人鍾意嘈交。都係離不開立場唔同啫其實有乜好嘈,比你贏咗又點?280Please respect copyright.PENANAqCnbbJve8L
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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人,就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊,呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。280Please respect copyright.PENANAoiDbs1UZpt
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火,你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦,又唔係喎。280Please respect copyright.PENANAeMORJyOAV7
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話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介,於是好奇add呢傾下。280Please respect copyright.PENANAb27FDhLp7p
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我:【好少見人咁老實寫自己年齡喎。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAHVuxVVVbnC
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五十歲人妻:【無所謂啦,你係到搵乜架?】280Please respect copyright.PENANAvxH0Bci8TE
唉,又係呢D問題,真係答到悶。280Please respect copyright.PENANAXHw3WjW8wK
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我:【無乜野搵,只係想搵人傾下計啫。】280Please respect copyright.PENANA8R4vFQiVKu
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五十歲人妻:【真係?如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣?】280Please respect copyright.PENANA9b6stirM6J
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出,況且我現在係醫院出條命。280Please respect copyright.PENANAjpQh48II4z
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我:【唔會囉。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAzV4Hx8R8e9
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五十歲人妻:【點解?呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩?】280Please respect copyright.PENANAtRb6nLLkXt
又唔可以話佢錯嘅只係我今日唔得啫。280Please respect copyright.PENANAuP8nc1LPwl
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我:【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAQiWSYBy4dE
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五十歲人妻:【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAsM4FHDliuW
講到明就唚啦,邊有女人會咁主動丫,十成係D呃錢啦,見無聊先同妳玩兩野咋。280Please respect copyright.PENANAyUiNS7xxJ5
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我:【真係唔係想偷食呢。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAOPN8h0qWGl
正所謂敵不動我不動,睇下佢下一招出乜先。280Please respect copyright.PENANAP7g5py3Ghp
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五十歲人妻:【哈哈,你係第一個say No嘅人,通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】280Please respect copyright.PENANANhop4C2UP8
係喎,點解我唔記得呢招,失敗。280Please respect copyright.PENANAB0KzJ40FpA
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我:【佢地餓啫,咁妳因乜事玩app?】280Please respect copyright.PENANABarfO02nYd
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五十歲人妻:【悶囉。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAX6BZFpCEsa
十個人妻十個都話悶架啦,試下佢先。280Please respect copyright.PENANAll5zlzh0SJ
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我:【咁妳有無約過?】280Please respect copyright.PENANAuoPx6boDZf
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五十歲人妻:【有一個,食過一次飯。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAesM835IyJG
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我:【無下場咩?】280Please respect copyright.PENANAa53MU2CrT2
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五十歲人妻:【無呀?咁你做乜玩app呀人夫?】280Please respect copyright.PENANATIgmgQyJ4D
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我:【悶囉。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAxl8XUkBm2l
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五十歲人妻:【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAi7jbO2LTC3
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我:【老婆唔多理我。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAHorWjnkLPV
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五十歲人妻:【你有無工介紹呀?】280Please respect copyright.PENANAIos8p2IIF9
吓?玩app搵工?真係第一次撞到喎,定係扮媛交?280Please respect copyright.PENANAd5jQzc6Isx
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我:【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉,譚仔長期請人,再唔係麥記囉。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAB81YZroAkE
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五十歲人妻:【做嗰D工咁辛苦整粗晒隻手。】280Please respect copyright.PENANABJKkqegvtx
睇呢都係想引我入局架啦,我先無咁蠢。280Please respect copyright.PENANAMzaKl3A1iT
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我:【咁做媛交囉。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAaf5cHTpmCK
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五十歲人妻:【我要正經嘅工呀。】280Please respect copyright.PENANA5GfuO6ENJD
唔係雞咁唔通係金融騙局?280Please respect copyright.PENANA3MWsBecICo
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我:【咁幫妳唔到喎。】280Please respect copyright.PENANASviNeEbSue
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五十歲人妻:【你搵幾錢一個月呀?】280Please respect copyright.PENANAqVRjxVtLi5
似啦,佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。280Please respect copyright.PENANASHrvHT7SfO
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我:【萬多D。】280Please respect copyright.PENANA1pnOY1IVNT
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五十歲人妻:【吓!咁少,唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAuE8F10JOzD
我條眼眉開始係咁跳。280Please respect copyright.PENANAv0WtEeOlCJ
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五十歲人妻:【其實你幾多歲?】280Please respect copyright.PENANAjnupJe7EPE
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。280Please respect copyright.PENANAkMJ0yx6nyB
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我:【四十幾。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAFq9lx2ODnj
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五十歲人妻:【吓?乜你咁大年紀架。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAmah9KF8gIX
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎,睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班,呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。280Please respect copyright.PENANAnbjq6soysy
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我:【咁啫係妳唔係五十歲啦。】280Please respect copyright.PENANA8QJ23ZzLWM
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五十歲人妻:【我邊有咁老,三十幾之嗎。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAHUGZw1iB15
哦,原來係呢玩人嘅。280Please respect copyright.PENANAeAEyIZj727
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我:【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法?】280Please respect copyright.PENANAXmrjQDEgFI
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五十歲人妻:【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAcUskD1MqsU
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾,似十幾歲多D囉。280Please respect copyright.PENANAjkljllImwb
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我:【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫,又無講咸野又無話約。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAE4wtX84c2N
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五十歲人妻:【一睇就知你無朋友啦,又搵得咁少,重要學人玩app添,如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉,你講野又悶又唔好玩。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAcxhsaQ95wQ
條眼眉開始失控咁跳,手激動到有D震,個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅,要大返佢轉頭。280Please respect copyright.PENANA9DsOFDS2fS
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我:【妳唔係咁天真呀?網上傾計點會同人講真話呀,唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩?】280Please respect copyright.PENANA60koJGtrFJ
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五十歲人妻:【超,公屋仔扮有錢佬呀?】280Please respect copyright.PENANAO8yXhnPonL
仆街丫,佢乜都知道晒咁嘅。280Please respect copyright.PENANAfS1q4g5h12
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忽然佢又爆咗句:【哈哈,我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多,幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女,知唔知個醜字點寫。】280Please respect copyright.PENANAgJBjS9ygvG
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍,串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂,居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人,280Please respect copyright.PENANAxr3dAcPHFO
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦,原來有D人可以仆街過我。280Please respect copyright.PENANApmazM0mnh0
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢,好彩我係一個有修養嘅人,幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口,不過.... 比人咁樣串,唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。280Please respect copyright.PENANA7JdfPfXwYt
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫:[黃小明。]280Please respect copyright.PENANA91dVI2rib9
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係剛才個肥護士,我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講:[乜事呀?]280Please respect copyright.PENANAfISvQwRrEb
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肥護士:[醫生嚟咗啦。]280Please respect copyright.PENANAaDmzuGAvlG
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無理會佢繼續打字,跟住聽到另一把女聲講:[黃先生,麻煩你放底部手機先。]280Please respect copyright.PENANAgCcw13DupB
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真係麻煩:[打埋幾隻字就得啦!]280Please respect copyright.PENANAcQYyI2quvb
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醫生:[黃先生,我重有好多症要睇架?]280Please respect copyright.PENANAB6b5JwbrI3
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比人係咁吹真係好煩,當我放底手機想爆粗時:[都話等…]280Please respect copyright.PENANAJtpXeFfDOJ
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生,而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人,點解佢會係呢到嘅?280Please respect copyright.PENANAbipfRnAGyn
真係開心都嚟唔切講咗句:[嘉倩!]280Please respect copyright.PENANABYrJSsw14P
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~未完待續~280Please respect copyright.PENANAvIRCV7kWA6
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