第二十二回 Don't Worry Be Happy281Please respect copyright.PENANAFrSCAzk59A
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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫,現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數,281Please respect copyright.PENANAWrcTA7ydny
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。281Please respect copyright.PENANAxn5zL2A0vX
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面對個囡,當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用,對住老婆就更加唔想講,費事佢煩我。281Please respect copyright.PENANAoLm7cxxVHv
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業,行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。281Please respect copyright.PENANASzCropVfJh
失業原來唔係最痛苦,最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企,又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。281Please respect copyright.PENANAMj96TIwNXB
公園,商場,圖書館,球場,麥記,海邊通通都去過晒,好多時一坐就半日,281Please respect copyright.PENANAmtOM8mqhUh
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。281Please respect copyright.PENANAmQpGituMJ0
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下,好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水,不過我都無同佢講我失業,因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人,無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。281Please respect copyright.PENANA0ehnZgvMj4
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呢一晚我又扮返工,一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。281Please respect copyright.PENANA9Fu0bvJWjw
雖然話經濟差,不過夜晚依然好多人要開工,見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。281Please respect copyright.PENANAiRlyrqUWK0
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Maybo:【做緊乜?】281Please respect copyright.PENANAg16V3Z1pbQ
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我:【無乜特別野呀。】281Please respect copyright.PENANA1k2PjOeNKn
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢,睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話,兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊,又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。281Please respect copyright.PENANA3H4zTu22Ve
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我問:【乜水呢架?】281Please respect copyright.PENANAMCv3jhAd6E
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Maybo:【我尋日識架。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAHXzx0lq2xD
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我:【吓,尋日?我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAXr595a5ZHR
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Maybo:【哈哈,佢好痴情,不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAbhk80uQSBy
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我:【痴漢就真啦,等等先,妳地交換相睇過未先?】281Please respect copyright.PENANAIwyNBT5DrG
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Maybo:【有呀。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAspdlBWtZfU
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我:【咁合唔合眼緣?】281Please respect copyright.PENANAFrZcJK4SfE
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Maybo:【佢樣普通啦,不過有成18cm。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAFyPZ4qPRJC
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好,到底18cm有幾長?就咁講可能好難明,有D實物會易理解D。281Please respect copyright.PENANAYqZuUyBJdf
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊,唔要個蓋大約19cm,281Please respect copyright.PENANAY5WlBsFnps
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯,我亦無打錯字,係佢地個腦,因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。281Please respect copyright.PENANAHmjgR5dQ0M
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我:【吓,識一日就比條賓周妳睇?】281Please respect copyright.PENANA9lCi0sbqSq
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Maybo:【哈哈,我無話要睇架,係佢自己send過呢。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAWDqJgtROdZ
嗱,証明我無講錯啦,都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。281Please respect copyright.PENANANxmlDrZ4bf
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我:【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAFubH6tfrKa
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢,我邊飲水邊睇,點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。281Please respect copyright.PENANAlbQXglVC0J
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架,嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。281Please respect copyright.PENANAUaepUbd8Y2
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我:【小姐,妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】281Please respect copyright.PENANA5cMnUSzCxs
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Maybo:【好普通之嗎。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAHfzARZQaPy
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我:【係,不過少布咗D啫。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAfldHXPFbPW
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Maybo:【又唔係無著。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAJqhgMEGTPD
到底嗰張相有幾暴露?咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣,281Please respect copyright.PENANAyjQAwS4Zqr
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦,係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科,係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正,係我眼中叫好肥,係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢,係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。281Please respect copyright.PENANAPT3XQCoT4P
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我:【既然咁合拍,咁約咗未?】281Please respect copyright.PENANAaMks6sEBq4
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Maybo:【無喎,重有兩個傾緊,一個靚仔不過矮,另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAnyDgt3DGkY
真係痴乜線,肥婆都咁多人掙,定係我唔正常?281Please respect copyright.PENANAzQvPLP7L3C
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我:【無言。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAqFARJ1CJ2h
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇,第一時間望一望周圍有無人先,我唔係介意人話我咸濕,我係介意人當我重口味。281Please respect copyright.PENANAzX7LM4v871
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開埋張相睇,見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相,而係一張數字圖,個數字寫住5XX。281Please respect copyright.PENANAyQgxcIuGPy
我:【又乜野呢架?】281Please respect copyright.PENANAgzvqCUoeHp
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Maybo:【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】281Please respect copyright.PENANA8gkvpCR393
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我:【D男人係唔係痴線架。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAaYy4dG45Va
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Maybo:【係囉,連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAzFgtW9NUOM
仆街,咁可能我都有份add喎…281Please respect copyright.PENANAnHm344cEOU
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓?香港又無飢荒,Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街!281Please respect copyright.PENANAjrbpzf055B
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點解我咁惱氣?咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉,劣幣驅逐良幣,D好野就走晒,留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。281Please respect copyright.PENANAqKPUeTXoN9
係某大討論區入面有句名言,就係男人玩app越玩越自卑,女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。281Please respect copyright.PENANAVRKZ5N7wkY
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我:【Maybo姐,究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊?】281Please respect copyright.PENANAtY0nsQVKhR
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Maybo:【三十個左右。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAYRIlPv07Mf
睇到未,落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。281Please respect copyright.PENANA5jQpBRgirw
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我:【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】281Please respect copyright.PENANALPCGDCGyRz
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Maybo:【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋,無幾多個會認真傾。】281Please respect copyright.PENANADXwjEd7m0F
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我:【網上識人自己小心D,D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAaLtO2UYL9D
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Maybo:【我知,要瞓啦,Good night。】281Please respect copyright.PENANAWDRYP5cwXM
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我:【OK。】281Please respect copyright.PENANALazomHl9IC
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。281Please respect copyright.PENANAjUQQZsDnIO
唉…望住個月光,咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐?281Please respect copyright.PENANAEsTUkyjsJb
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就係我發呆時,一部大貨車行過我面前停底,車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。281Please respect copyright.PENANAjMJTjuqoDH
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車,佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。281Please respect copyright.PENANAVL0g0WFFZJ
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香港D印巴好兩極,有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做,有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。281Please respect copyright.PENANAQJf420bbnx
有D就好有錢揸超跑,而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。281Please respect copyright.PENANAlGX3IxmLA8
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦,唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。281Please respect copyright.PENANAykebYNEyQB
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時,其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢,281Please respect copyright.PENANA2qjityS9K3
D橙散到一地都係,個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。281Please respect copyright.PENANA2M6Jb7eMhb
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。281Please respect copyright.PENANAjKb6hv7OYh
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講:[唔洗啦,整污糟你,我自己執得架啦。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAE6TZslC9md
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我都已經執緊所以無理會,將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到,之後執埋地下嗰D。281Please respect copyright.PENANAQruiUhBO8r
印巴有D唔好意思咁話:[唔該晒,你洗唔洗抹手?我有紙巾。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAiTR3JD86HK
佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。281Please respect copyright.PENANAdwXHAzuEcx
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我搖搖頭話:[唔洗啦。]281Please respect copyright.PENANA7xswaTpeW9
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印巴:[真係唔該晒。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAoSdfpsvExN
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我點點頭打算轉身行,佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。281Please respect copyright.PENANAv3P470G3Rh
忽然我忍唔住問咗一句:[你地…請唔請人呀?]281Please respect copyright.PENANAw9SViMsvle
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印巴望一望我,好似唔係好相信我咁問。281Please respect copyright.PENANAszaNSXnFH5
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印巴:[你?]281Please respect copyright.PENANAF1zJ2CD4tp
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我:[係呀,我講真架。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAN1ufezrAnK
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。281Please respect copyright.PENANA2nL8oSyGBE
之後車頭位有個全身著白色長袍嘅男人打開車門行咗落車。281Please respect copyright.PENANAxEZaS6mFGu
印巴對住我講:[你等一陣。]281Please respect copyright.PENANA9AJrpg7Xmh
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前,用佢地D話傾計。281Please respect copyright.PENANAXI4wmfsVo8
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野,仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。281Please respect copyright.PENANAiKlej55y3y
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到,佢搖搖頭話:[老闆話唔請。]281Please respect copyright.PENANALQioxJmvhM
其實睇剛才個反應我都估到。281Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0qhRzf72e
我:[唔緊要啦。都預咗。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAdSl8cVFqu0
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印巴:[無法,唔到我話事。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAFHYRsttzFm
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我:[唔該你,係呢,剛才你老闆咁激動佢講D乜。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAULxBRc8wEd
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印巴諗咗一諗話:[你唔會想知。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAmcb8A6apOC
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睇怕都係鬧我,我只好苦笑一吓。281Please respect copyright.PENANAw0WVHD5jmB
就係我準備走時印巴問:[你怕唔怕辛苦?]281Please respect copyright.PENANAtT9IX3NYrp
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我:[有乜野辛苦得過無錢。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAHkBpjzrI4z
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印巴:[咁你留個電話比我,有工開我call你。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAUsLlSNsCmw
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我:[好呀。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAm7EAD30PMI
於是我地交換咗個電話號碼。281Please respect copyright.PENANA7Crfr04xUV
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我:[係呢,你點稱呼呀?]281Please respect copyright.PENANA1sHxO6zjNA
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印巴:[你叫我亞默。]281Please respect copyright.PENANAfkKQ8XB9ih
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我:[我叫亞明。]281Please respect copyright.PENANArG5DAB8mpM
就係咁,我開始咗做炒散嘅日子。281Please respect copyright.PENANA8XlPqq3vga
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~未完待續~281Please respect copyright.PENANAu9WbAz41OO
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