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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫，現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數，281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrcTA7ydny
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn5zL2A0vX
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLm7cxxVHv
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzCropVfJh
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj96TIwNXB
公園，商場，圖書館，球場，麥記，海邊通通都去過晒，好多時一坐就半日，281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtOM8mqhUh
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQpGituMJ0
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ehnZgvMj4
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Fu0bvJWjw
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRlyrqUWK0
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg16V3Z1pbQ
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k2PjOeNKn
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3H4zTu22Ve
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我問：【乜水呢架？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCv3jhAd6E
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXzx0lq2xD
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr595a5ZHR
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhk80uQSBy
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwyNBT5DrG
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Maybo：【有呀。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspdlBWtZfU
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我：【咁合唔合眼緣？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrZcJK4SfE
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyPZ4qPRJC
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqZuUyBJdf
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5WlBsFnps
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmjgR5dQ0M
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lCi0sbqSq
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDqJgtROdZ
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxmlDrZ4bf
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFubH6tfrKa
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbQXglVC0J
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaepUbd8Y2
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cMnUSzCxs
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfzARZQaPy
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfldHXPFbPW
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqhgMEGTPD
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjQAwS4Zqr
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPT3XQCoT4P
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我：【既然咁合拍，咁約咗未？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMks6sEBq4
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyDgt3DGkY
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQvPLP7L3C
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我：【無言。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFARJ1CJ2h
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX7LM4v871
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQgxcIuGPy
我：【又乜野呢架？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzvqCUoeHp
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gkvpCR393
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYy4dG45Va
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFgtW9NUOM
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHm344cEOU
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrbpzf055B
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKPUeTXoN9
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRKZ5N7wkY
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY0nsQVKhR
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRIlPv07Mf
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jQpBRgirw
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPCGDCGyRz
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXwjEd7m0F
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLtO2UYL9D
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDRYP5cwXM
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我：【OK。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLazomHl9IC
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUQQZsDnIO
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsTUkyjsJb
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMJTjuqoDH
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVL0g0WFFZJ
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJf420bbnx
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGX3IxmLA8
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykebYNEyQB
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qjityS9K3
D橙散到一地都係，個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M6Jb7eMhb
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKb6hv7OYh
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講：[唔洗啦，整污糟你，我自己執得架啦。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6TZslC9md
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQruiUhBO8r
印巴有D唔好意思咁話：[唔該晒，你洗唔洗抹手?我有紙巾。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTR3JD86HK
佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwXHAzuEcx
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我點點頭打算轉身行，佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3P470G3Rh
忽然我忍唔住問咗一句：[你地…請唔請人呀？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9SViMsvle
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszaNSXnFH5
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印巴：[你？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1zJ2CD4tp
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nL8oSyGBE
之後車頭位有個全身著白色長袍嘅男人打開車門行咗落車。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEZaS6mFGu
印巴對住我講：[你等一陣。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AJrpg7Xmh
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI4wmfsVo8
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKlej55y3y
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQioxJmvhM
其實睇剛才個反應我都估到。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0qhRzf72e
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我：[唔該你，係呢，剛才你老闆咁激動佢講D乜。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULxBRc8wEd
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印巴諗咗一諗話：[你唔會想知。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcb8A6apOC
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0WVHD5jmB
就係我準備走時印巴問：[你怕唔怕辛苦？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT9IX3NYrp
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印巴：[咁你留個電話比我，有工開我call你。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsLlSNsCmw
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於是我地交換咗個電話號碼。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Crfr04xUV
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