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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHmEaPdj0S
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTaAP24ssO
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlrstKdAp4
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNDG0u2rnS
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1F16X4GiQ
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHZePfAoy4
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm72HzrL5tZ
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjqLW2NE9v
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgA8dPhwZ0
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvERbxeHwS
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我問：【乜水呢架？】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx1vcMJ45b
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaae1jTE5hC
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo7v0adFtY
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAhUQq8tXU
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhQ7PcpgGM
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Maybo：【有呀。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtalAi3hhy
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsbjSWQ7kx
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvPyoi8cVE
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZecEWz8LC
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubbC4XMNdm
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8RQ9EE9XS
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9smpPxIfxQ
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFibOe0dAn
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyltf48233O
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSJkmByS7N
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnuJunKZs6
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSMgMR2mEo
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qdtSzU26K
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGNq6UjjUP
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I7lxcPGZg
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjxw0e8RlE
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我：【既然咁合拍，咁約咗未？】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvnTaqVxuJ
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo1P66WlAf
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsorAz6yO8J
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我：【無言。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrRUstC2SE
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfzMOkh7yg
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoqyIWlqhK
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdojnhiKGh
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX9KjBdo5K
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwQzfxq58f
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UoeCRVjde
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzVD53IMNj
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtoaTJazOK
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O1cx5oYPp
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo8hU7QwIK
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3NuZCi9t5
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9gp7KLSaX
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM00hP7JEQ
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqeh2RKfva
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTABS0Wvta
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt13DX1ZeGs
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我：【OK。】305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zbSIS345a
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag8o0Upz8M
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiOaaUckZ9
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavNwif77XU
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r0dLxp7tZ
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWxjeGDg2c
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuJW35b185
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmd2OrBs52j
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzQu6eyZZ8
D橙散到一地都係，個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6NnoZar0D
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVBOKnpUet
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講：[唔洗啦，整污糟你，我自己執得架啦。]305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGjSbN0BjF
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54Bbp6Z6rv
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUyKOCLUvq
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我搖搖頭話：[唔洗啦。]305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtILulrX76
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我點點頭打算轉身行，佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCkOVs2bGL
忽然我忍唔住問咗一句：[你地…請唔請人呀？]305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1Xc30l0tO
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSvQ4qQSwi
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V1grqsV57
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaHiRBoKWy
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL847IzKAG4
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwjrZP7gHh
其實睇剛才個反應我都估到。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki8illwxdd
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvLtcSV2Eq
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