第二回 我很好騙235Please respect copyright.PENANAHgq2kPKadp
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。235Please respect copyright.PENANAIW8FznoJNf
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,235Please respect copyright.PENANA1by3Wvqo5K
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。235Please respect copyright.PENANAfzGyGbwRcQ
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。235Please respect copyright.PENANAdgqaqI6e0k
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。235Please respect copyright.PENANAPWnmX3ACh6
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】235Please respect copyright.PENANADSFxviEMZ4
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】235Please respect copyright.PENANAxWoMU93iiF
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?235Please respect copyright.PENANAlUkwowJtbg
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,235Please respect copyright.PENANAVaeigpZlfp
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。235Please respect copyright.PENANAVRwVUysmZP
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我:【三十中啦。】235Please respect copyright.PENANATDuFhHRJgS
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。235Please respect copyright.PENANAYpLWo1HiYt
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】235Please respect copyright.PENANALJEmWftQlr
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我:【係呀。。。】235Please respect copyright.PENANA3xwNXFRaBW
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】235Please respect copyright.PENANAGTaJZcArBE
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。235Please respect copyright.PENANA9AH4xJmrwV
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我:【攪自己生意。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAwWmGWxOBcn
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】235Please respect copyright.PENANA1wz7ns3Mam
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAHIHevbHNhy
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】235Please respect copyright.PENANAHgun1FEZw4
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】235Please respect copyright.PENANA8v2JZT5CY5
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。235Please respect copyright.PENANApzmBe5mDL9
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAuSowTtHTqe
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。235Please respect copyright.PENANAw9zxUHC1Fe
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我:【8號囉。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAGJVXIN8wpr
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】235Please respect copyright.PENANAbJV6JAPhHd
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAkSpmo9RIOw
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靚女:【PE得咁少】235Please respect copyright.PENANA3H1zB4fG9R
PE?講乜呀?235Please respect copyright.PENANAm0TJaPzlyM
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAy5R3ff88EV
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。235Please respect copyright.PENANAV3JWoDc48h
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。235Please respect copyright.PENANAxKEvOgKmTr
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】235Please respect copyright.PENANAYOgVlJ5Tbw
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAlJrVssZZVF
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我:【好呀。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAVgCC4z1Dkv
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】235Please respect copyright.PENANA3LyeBPt6Tz
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我:【吓!咁多?】235Please respect copyright.PENANAR6YO25qiQu
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】235Please respect copyright.PENANA56F7S9yHGN
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAVbGGheVD7l
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靚女:【馬會?】235Please respect copyright.PENANAHdR6Z9cRPM
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAsMqf4BwWgh
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】235Please respect copyright.PENANAsntQv9u8ip
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。235Please respect copyright.PENANAVMWVJL4Hq5
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。235Please respect copyright.PENANAcDjF58T32j
老婆:[老公!]235Please respect copyright.PENANAIxwoU8W31O
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。235Please respect copyright.PENANA0bcKfZMaoB
我:[做乜事呀?]235Please respect copyright.PENANA3goye31ezy
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]235Please respect copyright.PENANAqce2Cf3aqF
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]235Please respect copyright.PENANAwmUG64WNVK
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。235Please respect copyright.PENANAlUbLDhWRL6
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]235Please respect copyright.PENANAdYND2tgS5A
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。235Please respect copyright.PENANAlfPqgBCoAC
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。235Please respect copyright.PENANA7OEfojZ3pQ
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。235Please respect copyright.PENANAyrE8sqXtVi
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。235Please respect copyright.PENANAMoStMFpWpr
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]235Please respect copyright.PENANAqlScnddNRd
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。235Please respect copyright.PENANAaEn8qtObIk
我:[乜事呀?]235Please respect copyright.PENANACatHRjNJA1
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]235Please respect copyright.PENANALPWCTNw7Wz
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]235Please respect copyright.PENANAGwClvDr90g
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]235Please respect copyright.PENANAzBN6xjeA03
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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~未完待續~
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