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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQg7fGwczK
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照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEfkKe1fOS
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你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtQj4KHpIa
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm33Fa4Uhb
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27bw9vaBAI
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGOjqhczNs
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我：【攪自己生意。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KFcYAlLsl
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0Ul7Llpow
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPuhTk43GI
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjUQUMYs6K
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqgRPJ1zSc
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUbnH9tRp5
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQrgVr2RSc
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我：【8號囉。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQdMmBsWdn
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaesHNitVb2
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwH0OSjcGW
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靚女：【PE得咁少】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIqDUfa5iv
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8Jb37BEEB
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3kMQ3YsZK
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbAryM1631
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowHuHRsChz
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9jGOjiJqI
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我：【好呀。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AdQFyIrAK
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpIVRcTigP
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我：【吓！咁多？】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4vjIHsaBy
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjC7M2GWWe2
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSsiqqe0hk
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1585RRJNkH
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytkQJuzH3m
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkntn9guoJj
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkVdO6xbhl
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj75BW5pwXp
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLLq1Kc2xC
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UHRAVXp9p
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9XFf0WK8z
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqb2CmRBCR
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2XtlbxtTX
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvPruvREEk
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzAdv7F8C6
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1m8o7Eq8G
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv32wUEJ5P3
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOydIgVZGd
我：[乜事呀？]176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLwOW5Nt9O
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9T3SrdD2yT
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkiJTtdbR6
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]176Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqDIsFzZwF
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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