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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsntQv9u8ip
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDjF58T32j
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bcKfZMaoB
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqce2Cf3aqF
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmUG64WNVK
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUbLDhWRL6
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OEfojZ3pQ
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrE8sqXtVi
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoStMFpWpr
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlScnddNRd
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEn8qtObIk
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPWCTNw7Wz
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過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBN6xjeA03
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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