第二回 我很好騙253Please respect copyright.PENANA6Rmh2Civq6
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。253Please respect copyright.PENANAY0JK48dqbr
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,253Please respect copyright.PENANAUTNtSCaj32
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。253Please respect copyright.PENANAG4P1QOUZ4e
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。253Please respect copyright.PENANAA1AKVh1hsX
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。253Please respect copyright.PENANAOE7IN0myBr
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】253Please respect copyright.PENANAOSeMCEtgyW
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】253Please respect copyright.PENANARtQoj4iRaZ
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?253Please respect copyright.PENANAz1e3ccsk92
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,253Please respect copyright.PENANAHofPJXnbwh
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。253Please respect copyright.PENANAq48BdGcr2k
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我:【三十中啦。】253Please respect copyright.PENANA9hU1HjO56k
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。253Please respect copyright.PENANA0DmrzPFavz
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAlkE0zbwsQL
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我:【係呀。。。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAnoqyn2AMqD
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】253Please respect copyright.PENANAig1Tlbvhbo
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。253Please respect copyright.PENANAEqteqFsxkC
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我:【攪自己生意。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAt337gJsyDT
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】253Please respect copyright.PENANAPZw8dXRfh9
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAw4cX8VxnSk
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】253Please respect copyright.PENANAuKefDHS6Yi
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】253Please respect copyright.PENANArNUCYbcyC6
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。253Please respect copyright.PENANAUI9KT2bWNG
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】253Please respect copyright.PENANApFL1yfYAag
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。253Please respect copyright.PENANAjjzGFoHlEf
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我:【8號囉。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAIiHNWFyx4i
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】253Please respect copyright.PENANAl5yZohe4pL
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAk9QKr5YLCB
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靚女:【PE得咁少】253Please respect copyright.PENANAgePKIMAqJa
PE?講乜呀?253Please respect copyright.PENANA5FPHiw0Reu
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAC1I6l4SjrF
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。253Please respect copyright.PENANAm8njb4DWBc
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。253Please respect copyright.PENANAY3SIR6Mh1x
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】253Please respect copyright.PENANAGURpTZWnpW
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】253Please respect copyright.PENANA3CSnpJVZLT
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我:【好呀。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAVS3AE6dtj8
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】253Please respect copyright.PENANABL2w3qxfJl
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我:【吓!咁多?】253Please respect copyright.PENANAhjtGVMORlj
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAjWvMWVN1zs
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAcCgVAxlcfs
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靚女:【馬會?】253Please respect copyright.PENANAApl7dveFwW
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】253Please respect copyright.PENANAl6Q8yKoWm8
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】253Please respect copyright.PENANA8X9i2g3bwb
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。253Please respect copyright.PENANAzcQ9MesVjy
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。253Please respect copyright.PENANAhPBptGv7yY
老婆:[老公!]253Please respect copyright.PENANAi4lvAEWf6g
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。253Please respect copyright.PENANADqWQf2vFmx
我:[做乜事呀?]253Please respect copyright.PENANACNOOGnKlcn
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]253Please respect copyright.PENANAjoHmpS1Uzm
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]253Please respect copyright.PENANAi4kU3Er4GD
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。253Please respect copyright.PENANACnK4blD0F6
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]253Please respect copyright.PENANA6bbPcVNsAK
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。253Please respect copyright.PENANA4QbLretd9q
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。253Please respect copyright.PENANAFT07uF3HVm
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。253Please respect copyright.PENANAtB7ibdQGJx
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。253Please respect copyright.PENANA4gH1ZAbWgV
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]253Please respect copyright.PENANA6I4IwZMB0a
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。253Please respect copyright.PENANAoGFCBy9VO3
我:[乜事呀?]253Please respect copyright.PENANAhuNgPZHj4c
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]253Please respect copyright.PENANA06wJfGIVWJ
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]253Please respect copyright.PENANAoxnLuaIry5
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]253Please respect copyright.PENANASU1skoKgfr
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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