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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫，現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPsNn7gr5K
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdDWy1hcYm
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8jnPPJWhc
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrmme97ISs
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eHsfBvwGv
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw5z3znZt1
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33KvhevKS1
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2RcddfJMx
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHwd2OvQ21
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxAaqbVn9V
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjZuhw2mob
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBabvIplHvS
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我問：【乜水呢架？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCEqHNLQYW
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV4hyeuKro
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnQaSH4DnP
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlSTir7Rvx
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVu34hCt2l
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Maybo：【有呀。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmq88h60Ka
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04e3VGGvtw
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuWRqJF1yC
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0waO4N75hy
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkHZrkMSvH
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDfPByeFZm
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTCVAzP17r
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwEDbdcb0Y
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2c9XFrTg6
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2OqgF14RX
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4fAwQjdXF
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNO38fNTxAS
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH9mANBQeZ
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjDQwCFxWA
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3y4ue0zo1
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我：【既然咁合拍，咁約咗未？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2mWs3bdU8
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSJ9FQkeJx
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX3oKATTWx
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我：【無言。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79URNhbhKV
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1r9p28kDNd
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2xFws6Z1C
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkA8Ub5WHZ
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkXQLAi33x
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYXVkP7GGA
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbwHWvQcwv
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2252pNPOvS
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xMFuOCvYu
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxYsqfpiqx
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iVPb8JhD2
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfhckDb0Gg
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7ixZNjG95
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yVsqxI1BQ
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyC7RBTvO0
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKjOxo6cU6
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPpsEaQ58r
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SMeKAtGNT
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnyVeDbYVm
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV512WDyQ0
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B7Fv8fm2B
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUWwDjMXc9
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgoF9eY7Rk
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiamiRu8EUa
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32Z3Vnglg6
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡva401xmxH6
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKc88WpQk3
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkoMlkprYL
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8S8fOAK3Ik
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6tCaJTAF9
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fK4KpDCxS
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