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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫，現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數，284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8ChAexMnE
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBT3ooTOKi
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr3EdByKzF
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zP7s0rGp8
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrng3lEX6U
公園，商場，圖書館，球場，麥記，海邊通通都去過晒，好多時一坐就半日，284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lY50DxaP4
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wJtA9T53N
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgVE3ShvTU
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NUqwabkeD
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasWUJ4Z0do
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnVOiYFc3T
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIllOeOuM2
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ5MnqHbqD
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我問：【乜水呢架？】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGbRo1LDLj
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6pzPy2rmz
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSiQkMYDNO
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DiTuJfW91
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxdenIFImf
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Maybo：【有呀。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAL8yd4xop
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我：【咁合唔合眼緣？】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz2whSBWsq
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3u4SBnooN
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcvbZBPHej
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF01uKLkEQe
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdb2xs8qJ7
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUun9UzCjc
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8anUKMdG0
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68Fg9oAT8H
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWRXc0BE6q
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH8iPUfHMy
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaq90j6TYR
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4AzfoO4l3
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMzEwX3uK1
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGg3vdDUsff
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36hZN6MjdO
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaRogwOwc8
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceploTPQUE
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我：【既然咁合拍，咁約咗未？】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaifUudH9h7
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TCuoeETyW
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVW5vzWzGW
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我：【無言。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnqdizkyCG
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V9vPT49mE
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc1JAsRRE8
我：【又乜野呢架？】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbtwlj5vVl
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEZBPINtNu
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMnXTmu74E
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFpOH2EvI0
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXnhxmftsP
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAsiDN7ctV
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei6P0mTkA8
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAxcZ9ZtNA
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOJy0i0LhP
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlteYXJdZn
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3am281EVn
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKII1MDiQeT
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36z7nscdZ5
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkFf3kMiUT
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjyKKgxUiB
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我：【OK。】284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBqWKFde4m
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLStwH5rioS
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGzoxiAtdb
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0daI4MOi6
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9hTcp7HLB
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OXVLrLgsq
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyvdasKIph
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToWGdWzRdu
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D橙散到一地都係，個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEWlpXtovd
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV5KDEacbW
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講：[唔洗啦，整污糟你，我自己執得架啦。]284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Tu54p3IfE
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ylEC25oFw
印巴有D唔好意思咁話：[唔該晒，你洗唔洗抹手?我有紙巾。]284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrCKNuVfq6
佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYCPGP0roT
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我搖搖頭話：[唔洗啦。]284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptYOHZuYFh
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我點點頭打算轉身行，佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ihhmye6hi
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtZJyO2CRL
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfW7jjiG0fw
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQIzGNLtgd
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYsGWlK1hQ
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4hlnzjJ45
其實睇剛才個反應我都估到。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmFq0SI42y
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhqhgSKumz
就係我準備走時印巴問：[你怕唔怕辛苦？]284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPCNcfVGUT
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印巴：[咁你留個電話比我，有工開我call你。]284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03ObjXYIzm
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於是我地交換咗個電話號碼。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIb70bZhBS
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