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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo86TB21h1s
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ956XejWoJJ
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDFcwEZtLd
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBU12UTsgCY
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZKxVz1s5Y
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknRnujiEVp
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zccNOhZlQ
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講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylrlPSNt3k
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Maybo：【有呀。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDK8Ph3DGB
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrez0Hx9ew
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcJYJFcNww
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqd2E206ke
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嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xF8i0ydFU
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之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TysGvtaXI
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgjIAKYDxO
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKdFkB0lip
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暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDxHd6NZb7
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46904j8jQF
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLhINRwmrr
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我：【無言。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDIBk14YKW
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefo3XCqeYe
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9Yu2tf1ed
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNtcLB5EZ6
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仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKxUB2ChYp
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNX6rAkHm7
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4u6yDvP5u
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLj4l0NSQY
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhVAFJDPZG
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC25SwY3hq
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Cb7ibrSqU
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZHGqTbNyM
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsQvpxQsBS
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKub801oIP
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkCMAYH9jZ
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgFuLs0yOs
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoMwUZfgg6
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYXwOomt54
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