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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSe5G31ske
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X1mtqJds9
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKplW45wEIv
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30zmKyjLxt
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUIFJGBL9o
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uVOGTamMm
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaODrruFnCC
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講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuRBld44PG
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我問：【乜水呢架？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrcRmVZHr5
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfbhuv2pCc
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ClFKeTzdp
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXksjEWk2y
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Maybo：【有呀。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxowgTaGG3
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZi5fVt2dI
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkXhKk5Obs
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWW8U4FRof
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkvTGaEioo
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkISg6DiMB
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4K9EmcCp3
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNh6N8lEUw8
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlTexuVPL9
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFijNVqiUwS
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETqr1yVVGn
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn1zudHiwb
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ2xpphzPj
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiWj89CV9j
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xv5fugSEf
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngIRrQPIjF
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTy5nxDWcn
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyYBL7SjEz
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我：【無言。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXyVrokbNN
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cwaCjbMLK
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV4v9etIS0
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1udUKdmog
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BceiqUAl4
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxOJGNkKY9
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DVnlfBXKx
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACYdZS8pw3
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1HXhigDXm
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpxdbNkGsy
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfPMf6eZX9
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8oDgAGtze
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSea7Fk6aq
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo7CjeoFP3
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUTXWbbVSs
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdsXwPZu7Y
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom5T3nWDQ3
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我：【OK。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvMB5XZTKF
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UrQHfLzBb
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd56X3yXAF
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03B8iMG8xX
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdhoN0HdKT
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmFG1EZlMv
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWFX6DErtP
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7l9t0CAOp
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RN31ZhwRp
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1NAfGy3Cu
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvDwvpNTlC
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjzrIM9wT9
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExgX3e67In
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy93J6z4h1p
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n2Pzo9Kh0
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