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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi2yyEugnZ
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTqIjuQRQP
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UKwmHQwxb
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fLuHMg2sV
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbknZabqYQV
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc0FhX9DNB
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU52vNvz8l7
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaXcnpI36V
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CXnOZ3ACw
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLHxgYqeLb
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我問：【乜水呢架？】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu3x8QEDQZ
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1hrpRBCqL
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJR7I0PQjR
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Maybo：【有呀。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NIIFvHChW
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZAo1v7hHa
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Vqt6hpZZu
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hPqiEIAA6
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1fzPpwCPg
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7AhHUGVS3
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWt0myFhQR
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之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSTxNlu2pE
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD7oHDGRO0
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbdnCKoLQZ
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVSs2pTpPW
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到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFYh0eNcNB
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4P1PmOm35
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14ffYDDmk9
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOz9WQgQ6K
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我：【無言。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjj1SzRC6h
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YvwqN3VIh
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS6vFJjjyC
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxlnjTKzhO
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仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U6s198ftM
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoShQ1BcZn
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtK4EeiiPci
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ1qYZSSzs
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWktnBeauJ
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRVRiwQ2uo
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgvTu4SmCE
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmTucSszwt
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SjI1livHn
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHguHztmAdp
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSiI8rqXgU
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPUtANnPpl
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e4x26GbVL
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