同學們面面相覷。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJq0s7saw4
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「那個……您是不是走錯教室了呢？」身為班長的我起身詢問。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHopQq5ZoH5
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「啊，你們的數學老師請假，所以今天是我代課喔。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuBacTITwB
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「咦咦？沒用的老東西請假？」賴妍驚訝的問。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4hKn2MguM
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「請不要叫數學老師沒用的老東西。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd3n8vuE3O
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「那改成老不羞好了。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphgeQCIzug
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「更糟糕了啊！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZibCgSqig
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「咳，總之，」代課老師乾咳一聲打斷我們的對話，「請各位打開課本第……為什麼桌上有酒瓶？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZtT08ANaQ
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「因為上一節是化學課。」正在製作燃燒瓶的簡澄說。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ph5vN2dus
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「那你桌上正在燒的酒精燈是怎樣？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBMAUlioXQ
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「老師，它正在暖身。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXWzFC7nC6
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「它是要暖什麼身啊！給我拿回去實驗室放好！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9Cga97z66
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「我要去！」賴妍自告奮勇的起身。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIdtLBkqRQ
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「給我坐下，妳不值得信賴。」我不耐煩的說。「三岐，你去放。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB2ed6gQuo
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「那我改姓三岐。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63kLBchRp1
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「才不是這個意思！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQOmLWIXbC
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「而且為什麼是三岐！」剛剛還趴著的三岐抗議。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DrWYoFNRS
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「少囉唆！快點給我去放！」我用課本敲三岐的頭，「別跟著搗亂上課秩序好嗎？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmNNOSGuhH
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「汝等下級生物，竟敢命令本元帥，看我痛啊啊啊啊啊啊！」三岐的話還沒說完就被我再次用力敲頭，不過這次用的是不鏽鋼水壺。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUIN9CI5o5
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「元帥好弱。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6oyR9S0X2
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「你根本是想殺了我吧！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGcO02Q7jV
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「同學們！請安靜！」代課老師看起來有些惱火。「全部給我翻開課本！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtJwaNJKKn
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「老師。」賴妍突然嚴肅的開口，「你覺得數學的意義到底是什麼？數學又是為何而存在？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88SQ036CKf
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「數學是為何而存在…………？」老師陷入沉思。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEUnNgP7tq
  除了賴妍之外的同學們臉色一沉。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EP4ZjAF9S
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「老師！別中計啊！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23DA6EJmtK
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「這傢伙的腦子才不會思考這種深奧的東西呢！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYiqusBhUf
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「她只是單純不想上數學課而已啊！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHTHFcMUIx
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    不過老師抬起手制止了那些警告他的同學。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6xveQKoVs
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「我認為……」在思考片刻之後，老師開口，

「數學是使生活變得更方便的工具。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F6CRusqf7
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「真的是這樣嗎？」賴妍問。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCA5nICrBz
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「古埃及人與巴比倫人靠著幾何學的幫助，建造出了許多壯觀的建築物！牛頓發明的微積分也間接造福了許多人類！」老師越說越激動，「所以我才會選擇就讀數學系，成為數學老師！數學對我來說就是世界的真理！就是絕對的信仰！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQCBOFdBGt
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「那……如果我說，」賴妍緩緩開口，「我能反駁你的論點呢？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhMxBKZEUg
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「什──」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UtRdgXDnB
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「如果我能證明…………數學並不是世界的真理呢？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErgPHpYY9J
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「臭小鬼！妳明白妳在說什麼嗎！妳說的話是對神的褻瀆！」代課老師憤怒地吼道。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4Z31hNYXY
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「那個，班長，」坐在我後面的男同學輕聲對我說，「這部不是日常番嗎？為什麼會出現戰鬥番的台詞？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvYAPISBJz
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「我也很好奇啊！而且現在不是數學課嗎！」

  

  最重要的是，代課老師已經在不知不覺間步入了賴妍「不想上課」的節奏之中，這才是她被稱為瘋狗的最大原因。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF6uUg0ZF5
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    真正恐怖的地方還在後頭。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4isMxD3or
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「老師……你知道數學的英文，Math的意義，其實是Mental Abuse To Humans，也就是人類精神虐待的意思喔？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5rRvsumXL
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「那只是討厭數學的人提出的可悲巧合而已！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6K8ywx0oP
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    賴妍歪頭。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg9AZPKNW5
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「如果數學是真理，為什麼有人會討厭祂呢？」她問道。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcBEJYioOH
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「因為世界上總是有許多自以為是的人！他們只因為生活不如預期，就怪罪到神聖的信仰上面！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlI4YNlSjt
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「生活不如預期？你是指生活中的事發生無法用真理解釋的情況嗎？還是生活並沒有想像中的便利？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCxaV17tzz
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「世上所有的事情一定都有辦法用真理來說明！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5dT1zGobC
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「真的嗎？」賴妍正色道，「那我舉個簡單的例子吧。您有看過商店中『買二送一』的活動嗎？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer7HQIZyIN
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「當然有。」代課老師不耐煩地回答。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf68wzy0kU
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「那麼一加一等於幾？這只是單純的數學問題，不是腦筋急轉彎喔。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMUS3a5n60
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「一加一等於二。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmAd4OZAmt
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「啊咧？奇怪了？」賴妍故意用困惑的語氣說到，「我只付了兩個物品的價錢，為什麼我得到了三倍的利潤？好奇怪吶～」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocJjhDfo7z
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「……咦？」老師愣住了。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2si9vEzUql
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「這樣子算式就變成了『一加一等於三』而不是真理所說的二了呢。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSky2lPUOO
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「什…怎麼會……」代課老師開始感到恐慌。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXamgcPZXYo
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「老師別中計啊！那只是一種行銷手法而已啊！」我大喊。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHpv5CCvZG
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「我…但是、但是一加一應該……還是等於二啊…………？」代課老師緩緩抬頭，用困惑而渙散的眼神看著我，就像一位瀕臨崩潰的精神病患者。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdmIblsaNS
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    完蛋了。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOQBYZhUGt
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「我再舉一個例子吧。」賴妍再次開口。「剛剛說了一加一等於三，但是這也不是正確答案。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHJGHapAeh
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「您應該也知道結婚是什麼吧？就是長期的一對一賣春契約。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6L8KYwFfP
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「才不是這樣！」我吐槽。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlovtFX936
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「好奇怪吶。住在我家隔壁的王叔叔明明結婚了，為什麼最近兩個月，在王阿姨不在的週五晚上，還會出現另外六個女人陪他過夜呢？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNnIlYKVgL
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「這種事情你應該早點去跟王阿姨說才對吧！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpNVLZ9Lcf
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「咦咦，」賴妍不理我，「一加一不是等於三嗎？為什麼同時又等於八呢？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DjdIuJdMf
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師抱住頭，驚慌失措地尖叫。「為什麼真理要遺棄我啊啊啊啊！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AbA0dp1s9
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「沒錯，就是因為人們被你所說的真理拋棄，才會轉而討厭，甚至憎恨數學。對他們來說，數學不只不是世界上的真理，更不是讓生活變得更方便的工具！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFKiQd4ZHo
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    賴妍深呼吸，補上了最後一擊：「對他們來說，數學只是讓生活更不方便的枷鎖！只是阻礙人類發展的、根本沒有存在必要的、無用垃圾而已啊！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeEWWcwohF
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MCHHNcfeN
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    老師緩緩蹲下，雙手抱住膝蓋，露出自己長久以來深信的事情在一夕之間被摧毀的表情。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63x8kkSjpN
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  這時，去化學教室放酒精燈的三岐回來了。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt6vLb4tka

    老師彷彿看見了希望一般，朝著三岐跑過去，抓住了他的肩膀，用力地前後搖動。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw6RprRhsa
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「同學！一加一等於多少！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35c4wx70A1
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「咦？」在狀況外的三岐很錯愕。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3nYbaCTu3
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    賴妍露出了勝利的微笑，坐回位子上，舒服的翹起二郎腿，抓著桌上的白蘭地仰頭灌了一大口。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbF9xT9Kb4
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「到底等於多少啊啊啊啊啊！！！」代課老師瘋狂地大喊。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ybMkuednW
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「等、等於五十……」一天到晚吃麥O勞的三岐結結巴巴的回答。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoifjQOrFs
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「三等於八、八等於五十……等式應該不成立才…三又等於五十……啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師崩潰了，尖叫著衝出了教室。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyi6LRcOQz
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    全班盯著三岐。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm2uJJrJZw
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「欸？我做錯什麼了嗎？」三岐很錯愕。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIHAqmkW4V
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    賴妍抬頭看了一眼教室牆上的時鐘。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HvN6oftTG
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「呦喜！多賺到了半小時下課時間。」她握拳。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUVxactVPC
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「呦喜妳個大頭！他被你弄壞了啦！」我慌張地大喊，「全班快點出去幫忙找代課老師啊！」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjuc9JZqRI
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當日結果：258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYfr7wj4Sj
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    在數學科辦公室全體數學老師的幫忙下，於放學前在校舍頂樓的花圃角落發現了喃喃自語著「三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十我被神拋棄了嗚嗚嗚我要成為一棵用費波納契數列整齊排列的植物三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十…」的代課老師，並送到附近醫院的精神科治療。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBYVEHWi9l
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    賴妍被記了一支大過（目前總共七支）。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsicFTnB87l
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    柳困依然單身。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCRsa0ASUm