《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcV1VZK4Fg

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTejCwIVPN
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「答對囉！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqNuJOGDSh
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSjdqakPRi
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq0F0f9ZI7
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「咦咦咦！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHLbQsem3a
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgSJTfkc4q
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGP1GFgkok
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「要開始囉！一號！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQWcozm7yw
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是三岐。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw7HFFo9ld
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVN5hmAcnR
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy3APwN605
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtZjURX0N3
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後面追著兩個人。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9n8Hg0wDxf
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCzlU8JNOX
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphmyPmkkuu
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWHQvg1vvk
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我加快腳步。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB340NdV9yl
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyunW8S39x
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5JChRjfq0
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡickzGkSjwK
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhezhmfvKP
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7jtJkUloe
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE3XCjd5mc
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vz0mC3dUn
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvPCtHeyDx
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三岐走下台。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fP8OpoJaf
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwjt6n0abz
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dmQyIf54J
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1m3yRaGDeJ
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjJ90p929X
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KhpGXbade
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQgpkkf1q1
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lAXt4E607
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVP93nhyHf
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「五十。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt6mpI8QIg
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX3W6GwkFk
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPmREktuJ0
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMsRggk67J
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE3YPeN10z
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXIPO4Tvhs
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「因為這是背景設定。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jQwQ46hrH
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu9nvi1M8L
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcrefLg9ME
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「再縮短一點。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUAHGqlkB5
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90gvQb0G2W
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「再短一點。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58VuALbKLl
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHToy4fcKlD
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27arKl7CJ8
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAPyCIzNK4
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「世債哈樓。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEF6W26aTaF
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQF0s2WXcx
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLT1cJryMt0
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfeXv1xETo
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「請把酒放回桌上。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSu1dTTmS1
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VDnmlkOgh
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBoyHnHBD5
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4z0ommr15
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltbVLZkPFA
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzA7IwyukZ
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LuEP2YnPK
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4C3ivllR6W
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTEceuD6VT
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVkxd8lO0C
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVERZ4KUMgb
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq3shLDhNG
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「貓公爵是什麼？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsjtRJFpWU
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDYsHn9a0N
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrKYBpRJJU
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6DGfgze7K
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxw90JuPDo
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRA1fK7uNQ
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr3TqdIyAQ
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「三等於八。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa5vLGy00q
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuB5lKVOXlp
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjgyiiqsfn
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUmyYlSq6a
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57ha0tnqQ1
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaHB9zJrdV
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzFFigJTb1
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你們這群小王八蛋。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG9a1W0QCc
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpG7gP2jna1
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNNKicIEY1
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5VnNiA3Vr
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xJaiySjPl
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzHIZ0GRHD
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc74pHAhJqs
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpTP6gxcix
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuq0iIJDNd
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVmDn1mYKz
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHWiw7RAqd
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5jBBzIIsX
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e4i2HcJz8
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKjCkJgjMr
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxz980jLj8
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「廢話！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweYshSILSq
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPwN0EAGzR
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49cktZeE26
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv73Z9a5RJ
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQbFfGY6w0
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「三等於八等於五十。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNUFke1eQj
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyyE6MhSbr
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF6CqBpLbo
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxLl211vw5
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOFWVVj2w1
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zUibZDU5q
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa3yO5c3v2
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvUHw7bXVB
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45eSEzffMt
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W26ec90Iy
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTk2EPWmyC
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqPqaOBxoy
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy4IYaVF8u
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3suwVeS0tZ
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5LY1E6tTX
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZdhcvXbNf
這時，小女孩───」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aUsHuXJV9
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW2AKRj6Gl
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeziMDdPRId
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgpoIRMSrJ
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO267KenNRL
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcOXK7uHaa
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「完美結尾！？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsISYaERXks
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6mW3kk6RV

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGb6rEgAZL
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngvycDO7u3
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當日結果：254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBI1XBMt7C
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難得沒有事件發生。254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepspqYtyWV
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柳困依然單身。

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