《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCGqfNue70

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO6kySlPVu
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「答對囉！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8RcL6FEZt
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqrAOH5w2N
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIth413XBq
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「咦咦咦！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gaMfn9HeD
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJhNddx6h0
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsKDa4opuP
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「要開始囉！一號！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSdFc34FJF
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是三岐。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvEXHz5mqO
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6iBW7MI8r
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPMxlII7bI
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv79ZC8drW2
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後面追著兩個人。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa9NdsVO0r
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE82BWDv84v
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL4TIGbhho
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5TEpktNMu
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我加快腳步。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqDyVZfbns
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEoGHFYWPd
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ctO1zQUwW
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFbNDz6YcK
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGycdubYqv
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfpbndjjpG
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hV1puKO0R
我開始默默祈禱。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0PeB6KNak
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0jRHy9NCQ
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFezs5H8duk
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三岐走下台。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU3Gg2MhMI
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDC2l0KdoX
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHrKtPY0qk
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUDlpdpt8Q
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDG949k3wXk
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3Xnu4C7gU
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbkD2PoZst
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoFcKysEzn
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nM2FE86Az
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「五十。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7Eut2IpIt
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIfnlhiwh4
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDut9kbb6Py
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDGQJ7iBoy
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykMSEWXuD8
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6trFnd8Pn
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「因為這是背景設定。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gYshkOte8
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJC3ZcMrJ0
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWOlhqFnMP
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「再縮短一點。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0cC6IQYCl
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2g6Wlaxd6
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「再短一點。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CFaspVx7r
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgyuky4Maq
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjka1u9th9V
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYYBGn5XAC
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「世債哈樓。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q9dl3FSHi
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLHk1PV42V
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsayEui5BS
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtno8qxv7P2
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「請把酒放回桌上。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjAzICYp55
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKRG15B4NL
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeMZ8aX5vX
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv88hWU3uAw
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUkpo79Y80
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4etMQVaYp
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJGLTbuCbQ
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVutCwN5we
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEvZjiTLfj
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLmhjcHSql
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRekePhGtL4
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWzrrX3kVX
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「貓公爵是什麼？」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eRW9wmBIM
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw8GCiNJ5n
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs6sNK1cxY
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLNceppsRQ
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaJldfSN17
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCLHkzk0J8
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCMS9tMBY0
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「三等於八。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkNhu5oqUw
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2R3BFhKOf
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukNlqTfRQk
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGSS2YX8gi
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwOB8dbCAi
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijxJjUoB7v
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOJukjJFmk
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你們這群小王八蛋。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuZrx4PktJ
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjyspw6J8p
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW9Nwo5QwU
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3ZQKLs0js
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jq6L1qMlV
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNLHZngUya
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkD4VtLun2
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rwZzRKrf8
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihzR442nRh
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO7QQoxVNn
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM9vlfcjRa
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PbGd1h0UD
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjhsedgBVX
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6rt2UOHMv
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimIzyjpzrz
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFLou8WVqx
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「我還沒說完欸！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdOGrdnD18
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4m5T9P24D
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4ukh1tSW2
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtJMJPWkhD
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「上台吧，快下課了。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIAZd8aljp
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18LXZBDqXC
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aY24HVmuA
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UEZLnWKiD
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm97BDSEJWS
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrEDmrYopq
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfbt7zbvxK
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuvhPt6hmx
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv9C3zZEU5
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP01w8m482c
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipGl8aIwSU
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyy54oOyIZ
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX72XR2fGrY
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdZKWWyVFm
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「廢話！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HaSULbcUJ
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j85kLN53u
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4Hay0ZMkQ
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgIZeUlzHN
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtGnCvbjsN
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXCJw9hYLr
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Zo67iIS1E
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「三等於八等於五十。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vc6LPfBBf
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vZi1HHGIi
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Juc8MGSul
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLLgyFLpBx
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrGEak5vUy
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNXXDuJlOg
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dC5eXQhlK
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ0DO4Ongb
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9dvZDLq6a
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeR5ZZm8yW
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqj65Pkw58
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp0AfExNwn
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZav5uoh7x6
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1FIIbZJOi
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy8OisWyJr
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJoUyogm6Q
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU4IgToMXQ
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiqgqxXlHl
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3pM86gzMD
這時，小女孩───」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL0eJDlh59
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWfkpcnwrQ
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3u7DpYktA
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHAHNjlC1d
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQWW9QOgNC
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldbt0Fp9RR
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「完美結尾！？」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QSpOuT4Rm
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4krsURCm5

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgP89VVrXeo
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IOYCdlHUP
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當日結果：282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr0QYINbvJ
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難得沒有事件發生。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWpKdCdtMR
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柳困依然單身。

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