《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB1RixRXbl

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F8MCrvNjj
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「答對囉！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DQfhuPW3r
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIienbpTBy
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEysPbaQCKf
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「咦咦咦！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcPXehY3RK
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi6ujcc9Im
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOUBfjbbuu
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「要開始囉！一號！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnjwqnosbs
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是三岐。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qc5cFsz87
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECGDIlorh0
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk92o60yKbn
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvDlB2qhUZ
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後面追著兩個人。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QygUf1sMv
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5korDYjK2
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27iT1kDcf4
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn6xs5Rn10
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我加快腳步。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9ayUSPw9w
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqGc5VuVQu
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyZREYFXr2
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzxIk7hWzF
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFcpUJFrCd
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgvrELr4OT
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O9lcoXDmd
我開始默默祈禱。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYnWHkEp3j
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a8OvvMQ3E
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZmTFPxxeq
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三岐走下台。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHbVHkQ2uN
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVSTOoZBJ3
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTubUZ8P4Jq
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mOVhRwiBP
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFdqiP1xGH
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqbh4H6NLo
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1M8VFivYv
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4FQWC1pW8
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9K1F67IJb
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「五十。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzLdUTmRLK
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmDLAMOzmW
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j5RG2VxZM
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgxgDVmapd
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvbQKdbIz2
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fMrlq2NLE
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「因為這是背景設定。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhEJDRNJNc
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyof1bJICO
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEf0jF7Ndx
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「再縮短一點。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G23ZZbBe5
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvHjcNt51Y
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「再短一點。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSRE5x3vUh
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyZHYMGmej
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7txnsTeHl
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUYFwllH8F
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「世債哈樓。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmHQcLXlfT
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ20RrKNeE
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi3uJ7ErwR
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVAn6xOYJk
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「請把酒放回桌上。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyACP5jJoeX
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE8O4gpNaU
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0BMrnxMEe
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIp8j67Xt2
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1pPkoOHhh
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOkEQi5Ymj
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkI2An07GW
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBI9rJEYy9n
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXJ5XleYJk
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gdTZgndVe
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBrKxuknma
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefa9etSqyW
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「貓公爵是什麼？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtfEzkUs6R
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69g6CrJ9sq
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89FYTOJmsM
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmOdolMMhd
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQSbkSUA61
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk28I6VWqJL
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNWAM7Kklo
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「三等於八。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBoK8bRIO8
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlzO0g77UR
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaOBxNZnA4
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM199R0yUZ
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfGXuDHdI5
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnXUzplrZg
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgrKhY8hno
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你們這群小王八蛋。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZD4nL0NZu
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3pmNDQxEJ
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2yOJbjS9N
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBy6AFLPGs
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO32hDNuxX
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlNY9zfzpQ
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFfYsQpVDU
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIahT18fsmK
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9fYxggd1Y
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnCnUr7cAf
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1aLbmn7cs
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZbetfUS1h
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLwRVdMeLx
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO6sMboEnE
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBeJakvP78
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6DvHb2nRg
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPfzxtGu1w
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSfDcZ6Oxg
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTdevOBReB
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcjaAxIy60
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「上台吧，快下課了。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1KybTIr5G
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD7iYEkk67
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrMsBj9hzH
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyyms9x1ip
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqOWryDVPh
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZMTY8MaZQ
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKbxjrZkzZ
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGjEO3t9uf
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡII4Fx3VhUe
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyjtqOTULQ
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqOZmFBmuF
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy0K08HG5A
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7B1cMKTqR
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBfwASo2fu
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「廢話！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrput77mqJg
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGolV7l0EB
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLP3GyxygST
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX2TUHqFzM
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WaH7mFvxl
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkZM0zxK5Y
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvICepHnEzZ
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「三等於八等於五十。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgyb3h1kLK
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBKRTBz7z8
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS39AfUJx5
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTwUyEFZBP
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEcLUmxRdU
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoetfbHhXnv
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2hs3Sq57J
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1AIuvIXZ0
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUYfIVhpd2
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EVA1BZB64
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eKX2EOo1D
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWYoKX6LKY
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6jWa1H0HM
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofmbtZ0V6H
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS82Qff5UtR
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBOWvWUkA3
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRbQdtgc7w
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm66CD3rs8k
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJWjYIjk0j
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNOADuJuzh
這時，小女孩───」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwICitg8qvJ
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DwWBlxQhp
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom4VglBWs5
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwKfGdk6LQ
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkkHIhYEVn
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9Jpj19t2G
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「完美結尾！？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSb3EadzUf
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJkyZxtKIl

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlnKJ4RMHG
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSRdIrqAyL
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當日結果：309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkuLhdQ0SD
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難得沒有事件發生。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHN1izseMd
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柳困依然單身。

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