《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwYCJK6i7T

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DRU9Xf3Bq
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「答對囉！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvJRv1hcRf
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf8JmfNUsL
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uwJmvrR1p
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「咦咦咦！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8rvTBTXh2
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx5zHZFrUR
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn4dkHDrQW
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「要開始囉！一號！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1fNlSHjL5
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是三岐。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvIJrag3pE
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu06AiFze68
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkChj7uqwI
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3uionodQH
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後面追著兩個人。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDrzLEKrNe
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzqHIknqXo
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgEl3p6YMV
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFUUqWTKfY
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我加快腳步。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpweTQ85OU0
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkJRfgUALQ
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXTi5lSCG0
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgFFU0qAfQ
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqydNO7knyw
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZgH2BMWMw
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wxaGh5ule
我開始默默祈禱。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxONU1BPH6
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpa4BkKGhC
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuDnddLDTP
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三岐走下台。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NaYgZGJ9d
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp58E37oWRw
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvStK19s7e
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqtMo8HPy7
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjuq1TpQFN
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCeO5dHdce
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjpc9Q4kw3
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8GNCe1B31
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBK2kNHU82
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「五十。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBm2S1iPtY
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69F2eYu1p1
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOypIXQ3Ngj
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLcPSrGbCE
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFun1Y9NQ7s
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGeaQ9Fl9I
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「因為這是背景設定。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAu26vrXmz
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY9MWUC9gK
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26bGRfibks
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「再縮短一點。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvjMmBCTqC
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVrNRmSzHW
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「再短一點。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GuPqP89RB
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeyXNZzXmm
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kRQv84H7B
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4DlxtrDPj
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「世債哈樓。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihW0EQsuoq
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTfHvHoise
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoIeuwZA8u
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToJwh5JGci
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「請把酒放回桌上。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KqCFXUPRO
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWSyMordb1
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy4pUwm88M
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28y18YaoMU
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgz2Lton6R
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrPVjEzIy6
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1j7u4wxyxZ
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90elFzDRhZ
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvcdAW5nSE
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmc91jx42A
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnCabA5FDQ
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8waU85J8r
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「貓公爵是什麼？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkTE2qlzwn
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALCBvb73nx
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iVJj9dYU6
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3CStG5rXx
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d60fiGekr
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqdr27N2UM
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU3bGa0uWa
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「三等於八。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSvjq97k2A
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtAxnouH0N
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiKl6ZOqsn
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3Qxk4R4B3
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNpXOyfFzP
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gwwWTwyRw
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fj6nrIP6Q
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你們這群小王八蛋。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbgeA5hpal
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4eOHUMvBo
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJG9Szc3fn
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P26roxr5E
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmHVYHFnLW
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2fH7ZtGGz
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZxvzag7VL
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuohoIJncx
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqm7mt1G9X
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU4bFnfkw2
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EeqHrttrC
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjggllHL0AM
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkmbszXkAN
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQOvoyF7MN
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1yBkwngPJ
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20lcTdJy6T
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDdvRC1Wlb
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「上台吧，快下課了。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCQCvBpIk4
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6jds03oyp
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV1ms29r2N
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHguilCPvV
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgY0KBH4R7
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFASSbhFlk
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7blpI2SCF
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNHLtTkn8z
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnbRuBUpMF
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus64eful7e
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZHwzHG1C9
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaER6kQCRd
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EfCbqk4AF
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「廢話！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjePQZfYLs
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71eHjnDaLV
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEFbGEFWOH
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo94dXfwb8B
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AxZCol8ji
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfaK6hiHCr
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzCDJDJUBu
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「三等於八等於五十。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB90g36LUfW
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCV2eAWesb
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyNGPB0beX
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w4viaY04B
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4ssPrte2r
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaat07vKnoZ
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY1qA2Y4ma
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamQe9R3m5r
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrQXqbAaf2
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX4ZfQJYyi
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2TIwtt1gD
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmySMePkAn
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupL6GZwPPR
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqfiCgyTR2
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvpcPwBQKc
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvZNacaFrF
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lDDdGoAGK
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaybKnD12VE
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBW2PQObWx
這時，小女孩───」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQqu5Iu4rM
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6kuZCqi8X
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQzFAyNhNI
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0IT3gEuDT
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5YHgRPuAr
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPXgbIZese
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「完美結尾！？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5dL6P7Hej
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU5LLScgVr

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeOLSxocyX
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPq8FLblUE
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當日結果：328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wkxNb9sU4
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難得沒有事件發生。328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzhMyvSKzW
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柳困依然單身。

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