《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTdR8LjCrR

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxg6kJXJM9h
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「答對囉！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx31SGQML7n
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIG9g8F17p
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoz3aBomn4
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「咦咦咦！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgVsFIsAZE
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM9UQSmAIG
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0PUvgCV4Z
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「要開始囉！一號！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABAANHWSPf
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是三岐。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOvVWKw4v4
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mXNSWKnkr
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGqzcUBQaY
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2BpqcKC5I
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後面追著兩個人。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBfulzsiyK
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qlCmclivx
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUpff38eXW
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlvUYpFq3c
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我加快腳步。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOQQOgUaVA
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3D9BRHjIl
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlG7U3aWRu
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyMqpMKNe4
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtLXIrF1rS
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CXcm1ImGT
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72MJT02M5O
我開始默默祈禱。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCz67mpyPR
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD0USReujG
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49mtQGJmXi
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三岐走下台。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ803lMPG9VJ
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKQgSRdAKS
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeIVu500i9
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0WYm75sfF
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyOgfF3Ib8
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToLwb0FtkM
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfcVNMVD2Q
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjNORO5JGx
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7PclzLCIf
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「五十。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5vNEth7bO
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCsdqx9Amb
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt2F6TCnxx
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsnS6sMIhm
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlB8Iqdrdj
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIZfqKPg3Q
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「因為這是背景設定。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsdshOJ3xm
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eyMYhBp4A
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qs2M8faGN
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「再縮短一點。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRtXiY3vSf
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9as6i5R77U
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「再短一點。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdxcqzcxNN
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jzHYKPJj3
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E4KAGFtuh
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX3g8uzTfR
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「世債哈樓。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmk5mfXcbdf
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVpF4eHqIU
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD2dJrERi3
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DCr0DENYg
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「請把酒放回桌上。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG25FNpk5f
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGUR1UGYjG
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5W2GFGnqp
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXIZbuz9uS
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNnhwOmj5o
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyVfuSWX6Z
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKR6HaaJ6P
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqFqENRIU5
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2yES1xJUL
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0GC3DlO0G
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbBZ6zdzYj
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYas21YzRKO
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「貓公爵是什麼？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuTM695dzU
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2i9TY8AVm
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7M8CTmRfX
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybOoW1OPKG
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f0cw7KNeu
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoGKJxldOG
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdn5xRugq2
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「三等於八。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBLpj687cE
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1veMGOOIW
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSrqdqXWzm
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCXQiGCsJZ
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE3ayI4ekN
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDA03k5o1vr
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdkOwA3uDL
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你們這群小王八蛋。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyh9PT1OXH
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB46wzuPX4F
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvyzr3KWPc
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObRg8ujpHP
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkv3aYsLxMw
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOUTDNRwKI
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRL3MaBWLi
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WbWflupZf
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCempd8xIx
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp8h1pSUsv
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzm353Dnj4V
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEQLvRT51U
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGptWrvTTe
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa06heQenP
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PLgCzQu6r
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckrvSKRepJ
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZS4tyk9Uw
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「上台吧，快下課了。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbtApyFXju
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWrU5dtQZu
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB9R5gz2tK
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumil4fAb7X
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzNLACppaE
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xx1OWYVR6
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aAjfE2th9
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81xUHW332x
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr0nLnWpMX
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiUqel6B6h
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrMXTbuUKB
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPC4sXZjsq
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSW1ygXz7W
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「廢話！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLCNFJhBrj
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn0kfu3u3p
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6v4CwG23o
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSBgjjf86q
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEvyeQ8EWr
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCb49LEbOm
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KCDRjgCLj
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「三等於八等於五十。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqtdjWDJnE
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTmuQVjgpR
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVNLDBdd2N
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sCd9doxur
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOgpqfIxwT
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5ejtWwXRO
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3adPdMFUxW
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPPGe6Ehr7
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAarQspe9Tx
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5fvmCsO6c
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRTyXCZaeJ
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT5P8iOzqh
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQIBnh5iAB
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7FWni4bln
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtEPDTss5J
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFsqWxM8yB
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF1x2OHkXA
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot5gcaUBtz
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV3A1FSAfv
這時，小女孩───」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo2fvtEypj
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RQeugkbkD
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwF896IRPV
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPmjIqWar8
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ230AfMHutj
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL2OiYDqz8
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「完美結尾！？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmSJzGwzM5
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKzc0EqMBu

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKqAN0fFyD
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVVN0oFhiM
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當日結果：346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACUnOXpAmt
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難得沒有事件發生。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4NRLpnu8l
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柳困依然單身。

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