《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7kWG0XZGM

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9tfZGo2vq
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「答對囉！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZOQjICBvI
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1xCJDp1KZ
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElHTRQJ7Bj
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「咦咦咦！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EY5FmKM5h
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y0sWaUdJt
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhVXUnvFE2
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「要開始囉！一號！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9yDWlYfZC
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是三岐。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYh3mRJcGTz
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWBoU45Zv6
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWHWVNpZ7m
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx0cSd2IWY
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後面追著兩個人。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBRFkBHYJr
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jwwSjKeMQ
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYE19APs3g
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9oSSGkrEL
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我加快腳步。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v4rJx5Ku5
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaaBPEwuVx
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Iq47mJ86v
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5VmVa2Tyg
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir7e9eKp2g
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32i6pPEKpU
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZLVFBrtKp
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKb1clVsmn
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDGKkpaftb
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三岐走下台。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNda2ctBN0r
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1SiSwi3Dy
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9bINPJk3b
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwfSPbwihZ
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZiNSrUzYr
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XvNlMcDGf
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQquZeqqP3
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qIjjY7x0t
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEN1pUS0JT
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「五十。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIkxAE6atY
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lTTsrGo9z
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhYbTf1cc3
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhY0cHyyFom
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfX8jd45LI
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNji081otOa
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「因為這是背景設定。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡln5oWfYpv1
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcVo5GyoyZ
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsv1UwjPxz
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「再縮短一點。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuohYR59lNh
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8U4wrcbaU
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「再短一點。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt7YlOE3YH
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXronugdBq
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmnOSelz1i
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAug3HjU3V
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「世債哈樓。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz9MGMIFbg
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8Vph1WGp6
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MebX5tRST
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZEDGmV2IT
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「請把酒放回桌上。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA8enp9Hcd
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZbEXJisKn
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYRjeJXsFd
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegGo9LkWF6
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgKduh6NUJ
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRl723uSbK
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V2echA8p2
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbw9HVCXll
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGDBaZxYUc
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLpYpVkFmC
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsMrMRINiX
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJg5GTjtuR
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「貓公爵是什麼？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExAvQm2fkx
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoldrjZXlck
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAjqRfQnzb
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA36jyxXYLd
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl8VSJziQw
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfI3ta3wsLK
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhrvrQgmfB
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「三等於八。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAn7lIzOhpI
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY39GYHSLO
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGpopH8jC5
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgun30YZh0
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpH2UH9v2z
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdHxZx1MDh
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi78fHVD9Uz
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你們這群小王八蛋。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGtVIFaoji
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59HCJHY0Da
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9gTmZNllI
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9L0JtoPBYQ
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNZLb2RiFj
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5lAK9KbEa
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOQXMThquN
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDUqqfdISz
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3C75CIxFUg
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSzU7MptS9
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55FoOsN2Aj
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKX1D9cF6Ou
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe9CdRwKkx
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaL9K8jrJi
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO8I6qw2Ag
這時，小女孩───」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlluAntfKup
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDc6hXMl97
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNslZReUm3
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKoFSp8NZG
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5OesLxFGn
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4Oew1Z8rq

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「結束的太草率了吧！！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil2YlLRB0G
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