《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbg0oBHxG6

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucGZgqFep2
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「答對囉！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRbPtzizQV
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYEcxZnzif
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFpXrIP3Lp
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「咦咦咦！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gtEXKmEUL
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGUxzuxC67
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNJdmviHs5
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「要開始囉！一號！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL5nwPVf43
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是三岐。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5f3QHQsGIx
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4wYwrKgcE
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhjkKOy1O1
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3e4MEU8Rg
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後面追著兩個人。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZegtqFCok
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiEUZuAjNn
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bh18xym8P
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFsWfe76Z7
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我加快腳步。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJrtyNXSdo
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWiDAfCcJW
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs98YzcXyz
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU1uHsVHgc
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7QeJFHtOX
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL1ms2L9MM
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Fc7moge39
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9tpitBw05
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGATH6BX2Qw
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三岐走下台。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOpohAGfkq
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ2KH8jaGS
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIejTM3CjHo
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsBjlgFOi3
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YeOkrXvp2
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTcbvAqZ5r
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBjJJoGzSp
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog81wAuhze
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaEbUrwiLm
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「五十。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqQW1zzv8I
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5QNAVSO1j
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod5Qc7f2ab
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl4qhRXDHs
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ145IsLpJdT
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp12JT56Cg
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「因為這是背景設定。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAwyhCs960
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo25GJA0Qtj
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6liVOVQRG
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「再縮短一點。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo29EvDHSVB
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRexuEp3TQ
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「再短一點。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvXvzUToJv
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9OGj615ul
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW42uooGj9
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VgmoOBuDZ
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「世債哈樓。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0vOLcxfnx
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BjTsUwywe
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VqXMrhn64
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xLVInFtm6
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「請把酒放回桌上。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYU4PHWdzZ
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolBrgXrmrv
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1bhZyhUt6
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHdctEzB5o
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEStlQm5Ke3
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYayXXEtuo
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8PAwOn96W
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcRDu4IHpV
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjqdShuQzi
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSlSomEox7
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQY7FbeVPZR
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanMti0ldrC
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「貓公爵是什麼？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN6yOgPbfM
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTAfEjPLD7
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9II3M3JCE
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5nw4ne7Qh
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqflHK9Bzi
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPUdX0z55e
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2Uua4dD4q
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「三等於八。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgIaQrUTSt
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjW1h51XLP
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fqCWmRUqj
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg9M67IZaT
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGbFKEKKVe
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkw2oLxJv57
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqhSAHoqtN
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你們這群小王八蛋。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfMl4reBMs
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxVjasR1Wi
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MLtQ337wt
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz5cKlURMJ
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGqhck5hZy
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OkeLGdM2n
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXND9gcT87x
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsurplBYIZ
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUP0lk37kI
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwauQvDqrNF
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqR2rv98zuq
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvk1G1bwFw
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1mvBHY3iu
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEtwAfPZyA
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BrQE9e7S9
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41J7vH92gO
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「三等於八等於五十。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rNa98XpBs
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf1Ihs4XuJ
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohYP9HnzjF
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08oN74tzZv
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6bZ3e3ox0
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimCh4q6G18
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruDU60K5TV
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvSyoFWPEp
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKxxa6PvnZ
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRmEqJbbTb
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RASSTG1na
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs7xLh7VF4
這時，小女孩───」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4rywJJjIK
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA7TMDs87a
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC3izZA5e0
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG9VdKfdnZ
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW6gIYsXz1
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VxAbazgXW

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVZx7QpYkt
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02CnttlT7r
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當日結果：305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCiAEbeLpt
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難得沒有事件發生。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQVkPRnn1X
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柳困依然單身。

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