我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqZdG9TYYD
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksiwzUp4Wz
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wWHzYLByn
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIl7ej1EVIh
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0x1kImucn
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0n7J766avN
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcS99aHBI4
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMq2Zhql4EF
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMz1T4KFmMa
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWY9C07oul
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY07akctBi6
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBvaxP6fqO
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMmpNhA8en
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1APyDh3CJ
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jdtMOhBhP

「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVwc89Ur7b
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrprU8jh5O1
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhyLajavGG

「這個又不會醉！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb5CWBYhBd
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJg22RYxhP6
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「九十六。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqKEkZTRNl
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZe9BzmrP3
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oud9IMaw1
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡainQTbszkL
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeetZP8JsQO
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIut9pIu6I
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「一。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJsGAWnJ43
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrKwToQ5oH
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「現在是怪我囉！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJWbH3Yvfg
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1AMhkfUpr
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CYdCvC1aY
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKeFSisQpg

「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyInj6le8v6
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「鬼才需要！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JeAGwhwJa
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynE9NEkPjI
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KXTTneRGm
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07amL33kGr
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEn7oZ2eWS
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSODWN6eZf5
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DSzlRkXco
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zJdQK5V9K
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「讓他清醒啊？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrvYrCmF8t
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNq0iUN98q
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkW8xHQVeWs
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j2Sw6oaHy
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcIHz6N6wV
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ206pI5LP

「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLMTtD1ss9
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMic6vIkrI
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvzEH6vX8f
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「Je suis très triste.」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wtDlKCyc2
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrWwj4P4rU
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「法文。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3s4DCF6yg
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZrY5ugKNc
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIZecUbL7p

「我很難過。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyBDVBUB4s
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScAXuzpscm
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61uDIdXcv8
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKmO6owBho
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhHnkWBXjI
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「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnesZR2P2WI
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIpD94R4SD
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeNLHzWt9N
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvpy31agmx

「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVrrgmEzq9
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIctIjORNmo
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「我有一個方法。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcX0iDKjbC
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「什麼方法？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ledYpSSaW
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS9rG2kIFv
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEEDlaGAmM
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6fXt39uzT
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgoWFykVz0
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4E8nbwBeY
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXFn9FYPDW
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqAShVZGBN
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5KTrS5KbC
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0nEZ9KxMj
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「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNfS3O3jkp
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0zA7DdCfC
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9WP9FXkqm
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJQhOFONDk
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZbDPV2RSu
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHicUhDZ94
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpJcKJvK0J
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3s9SY1vQH

「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS741WvzYYB
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcNlvX1Jpf
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEJX5GCWIA
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl59ROjpP6
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDldfaC036
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSTUPl9lwG
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNUpRLwYPd
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6DN9hrd49
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6wCQ2sIB0
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0XA0IC1wT
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeDl8hEZhj
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFmhzdUsGA
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcChf9zUlL
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNod5Ijjcq
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「他就在偷懶咩。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DsBrpE2tT
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsACfyBnDvm
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq2TyNIiTz
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGA280GXky
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENkVgzBt9u
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZhMLh6Jji
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0AIDFZF26
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「你是在哪聽到的？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOvzrVnH1F
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwEg4WHbql
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3hUHXwU03
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「製造假車禍。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViQSwXLqOu
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「車又不是你在開！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5zEKBgkoZ
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「相信我，我可以的。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFydOF9XcU2
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoQCECEwaH
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8eHzbdg2M
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「不！可！以！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTqpomCXnN
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ3nZRiNvc
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jvAfWfAba
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「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPaImgj6Fe
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「誰會帶啊！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx3oZHuMut
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKysHz9IaN
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y3vWBoEmg
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QGAsSvAOo
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    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXtdQSzvDO
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TDdwuHfiB
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCZdA1Ib6L
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3O06TOO0vJ
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzqmysqjkH
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzgED8i5iP
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWrcMNrN9y
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「為什麼？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9M58yKFq8
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxaGcZno0x
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQi4nRjfjU
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBC20IGFCT
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「「對。」」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuXLVch7Yh
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyCZAQZESO
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp16RZed44
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIranzN7ag
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrEe9MDxIG
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyU2gUEpPW3
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「我的包包裡面。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BuEWVaij8
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWknWlh9HQ
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqczELUrMd9

「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQPlXCPaxu
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyPSjTluiv

「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH3qEMqJHj
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhfmkubQLA
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZqSOgEUTZ
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgj71RVdhC
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSVZsiuArH
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvhAiVqlsm
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlFKvDeYr6
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIZ4WxgczR
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZh9hjHj1h
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpshRQb1JyO

「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1EcNTIFyV
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHe9ekW2aI
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0MPwUzOmt
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOg3x6aZWy
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldhsi9qcoc
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJaosvCEJ8
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg6aBWrwTQ
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KoMvBZNmo
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「嘖。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1ZLTpm5mP
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM4bSdXWc2
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「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtawWOeugr8
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「方方子是誰啦！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaIjf5kxe8
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT9qYHHdg2
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysrMIUU7Jv
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNeTGfcOQi
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIO8aznQZO
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRfs8WVMgs
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNk4z4V4DK
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDwAWZkKBx
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDT1BRta2t
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgVQ6F8LUF
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW60QfDGoF
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgTvUJdnsE
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7TkEpbWxP
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25PycuTPO7
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK0nbdBK4N
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「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp6GlOrQcY
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjvJMmCvku

「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg1cA7u74E
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNd4B7EoPH
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「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHIlytrKcv
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39zmA8euFX
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAErZ1nZym
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ1oWzHGjt
396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWp4YVZg4q

「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkpc6YzpWl
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4owmppooLu
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX6PLOThbu
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hnAHFVOrc
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(同一時間，教室內)396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROWNzEuOo7
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyu7Vs1OULw
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbRENOHY6T
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTDGiMLgRx
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「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqg97olM0N
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「我改天燒給你好了。」簡澄抄完筆記抬頭說。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkQwDaVSlb
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「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好！！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw38dI3nKGa
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「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQMz20nkRZ
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    去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人，他們還在教室中努力(？)的學習。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDrcqfmhiy
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    在計程車行駛的路段被路人目擊到名酒飛出計程車外的畫面，因而開始流傳「酒神的計程車」的傳說。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20VTvBSNDm
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     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhRO27DR6d
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    地中海少年的假髮在回家後不知道塞到哪裡去了。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWapj3kyfL
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    在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QMAnds21f