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我是一個普通的男人。371Please respect copyright.PENANAVnAfOIJwpc
ns216.73.217.10da2 我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。371Please respect copyright.PENANAC4wnJzSec3
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但是如果硬要說的話,觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。371Please respect copyright.PENANAZnvsW54C8w
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因為這個原因,所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。371Please respect copyright.PENANAofKVWFWWZ2
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現在是早上八點十分,我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。371Please respect copyright.PENANATDxJTqKnWf
371Please respect copyright.PENANAGeMiIPZr7k
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在馬路旁,我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。371Please respect copyright.PENANADDhx7Pw1fW
371Please respect copyright.PENANARMGT08WqJp
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我把車子停靠在路邊,一位少女打開車門,邊喊著「小夫~我要進來囉~」邊坐了進來。371Please respect copyright.PENANAui2WcQJo9B
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「早安啊司機叔叔~」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。371Please respect copyright.PENANAAC0HnFlltT
371Please respect copyright.PENANAhEqgtshkDE
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西!話說妳給我住手啊!!那個…司機先生,不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」
371Please respect copyright.PENANA8ItFzWvWcm
她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住,然後對我道歉。371Please respect copyright.PENANABg6BsKLur1
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「沒關係沒關係!」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉,這就是青春嗎…?371Please respect copyright.PENANA7AbJTiGPfg
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。371Please respect copyright.PENANAeMTQC4Vx0Z
371Please respect copyright.PENANAa1HIUjDIcY
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「沒問題!」我回答,「你們是要去看展覽是吧!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAuhfukS7n7h
371Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZuIX16Lki
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「不,」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答,「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到,才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」371Please respect copyright.PENANAOgTmm1b02X
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「好的,你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。371Please respect copyright.PENANAJtl4Vbadja
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。371Please respect copyright.PENANASiYnAakTga
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「要喝嗎?」才剛上路,少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。371Please respect copyright.PENANAV5bNQJ3Wwo
371Please respect copyright.PENANAMh5ADju1G6
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「他怎麼可能會喝!司機還要開車呢!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAHZ5uWQL1uj
371Please respect copyright.PENANAzR74IdVQXL
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「這個又不會醉!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAedytHeUiAX
371Please respect copyright.PENANATYkbn538Cb
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「不會醉嗎?幾趴?」371Please respect copyright.PENANALpjYQ4a7dO
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「九十六。」371Please respect copyright.PENANALoh4E8kVWS
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「九十六趴最好不會醉!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAsoKMazSwXp
371Please respect copyright.PENANAeu350GJutK
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA7XYFHEvsND
371Please respect copyright.PENANAtAYxBHCXb6
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANALvTGidlKed
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。371Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2f0wvPjje
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「這是幾?」少女比出一根手指。371Please respect copyright.PENANAjEyR6BNl2m
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「一。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAe2PUunrosT
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」371Please respect copyright.PENANARrOjnZPgjI
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「現在是怪我囉!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA9P3NBxj9Em
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAmEZhGOu6Ly
371Please respect copyright.PENANABKHPDV34x5
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道!妳的意識才不清楚咧!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAkJb724uBLc
371Please respect copyright.PENANADa4fz3InZB
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水?」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。371Please respect copyright.PENANAHYpfooJTGV
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「鬼才需要!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA6RKh6w06uW
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「你們是學生嗎?」我好奇地問,一邊經過一個紅綠燈。371Please respect copyright.PENANADmEVH7MJUT
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「不是,剛剛說過了,我是異世界來的勇──」371Please respect copyright.PENANALW7TFb118z
371Please respect copyright.PENANAeAsM4XYtUa
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「好的先生,該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。371Please respect copyright.PENANAgJlbxhn8JN
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。371Please respect copyright.PENANADGQzmSu3YZ
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。371Please respect copyright.PENANAmHaZL0WNqg
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。371Please respect copyright.PENANA14vF2V3mgp
371Please respect copyright.PENANAo1XmHY3bqq
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA0jdc8Wr2OB
371Please respect copyright.PENANALotciAvUim
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「讓他清醒啊?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAWSrZaClLJj
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎!?」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶,搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。371Please respect copyright.PENANAqCWbPRSwqd
371Please respect copyright.PENANAy5vTUFUB8F
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「不!!!!!約翰醬!!!!!!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAkinnUjDSiR
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦!」371Please respect copyright.PENANATT3nPJjsbI
371Please respect copyright.PENANAsBU2LKIGnv
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAKgCvlf7YIv
371Please respect copyright.PENANAL3HjV27zlw
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」371Please respect copyright.PENANA53dFeZ7jux
371Please respect copyright.PENANAsWS91HrdAa
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」371Please respect copyright.PENANAR4pH9ZsveT
371Please respect copyright.PENANAlc5ygiJF5t
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面!!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANANSZ9OHST8I
371Please respect copyright.PENANAq4Y4lVS4sv
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「Je suis très triste.」371Please respect copyright.PENANAkJRJ3isDDf
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「這一段又是什麼鬼!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAibUoSWPqxB
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「法文。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAhqEVJ1hykn
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「妳為什麼會說法文!?這又是什麼意思?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA5NzCL8kI4U
371Please respect copyright.PENANAqnJeXhETpT
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「我很難過。」371Please respect copyright.PENANABemi6fN7fQ
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎!」371Please respect copyright.PENANADxQ0Pq0ZZB
371Please respect copyright.PENANAfrvqGTRZcn
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒,就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAjhj8mk9rmG
371Please respect copyright.PENANAZqivnNF5tM
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「他是根本無法表達吧!連意識都消失了啊!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAxoHaCXpKzJ
371Please respect copyright.PENANAhDL8TXsskM
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」371Please respect copyright.PENANAa8D34Fc2di
371Please respect copyright.PENANAJtTSuGhdQ7
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「並沒有!他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAbNQEBgLE30
371Please respect copyright.PENANAeXYNs0KfXL
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」371Please respect copyright.PENANAKQJwpowxCt
371Please respect copyright.PENANAMvFHvkQsjD
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAfqVJO5SudW
371Please respect copyright.PENANAG9scwtTpJr
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。371Please respect copyright.PENANANAgsZbE5kJ
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「……不行,她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。371Please respect copyright.PENANA3ot6clBLvA
371Please respect copyright.PENANA8VxRQZLPzJ
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「我有一個方法。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAJlrsCosVEx
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「什麼方法?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA7FGWDBNRXB
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。371Please respect copyright.PENANAF0AyyK65W8
371Please respect copyright.PENANAGEioglRqDS
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「給我把打火機收起來啊!你是想把整台車炸掉吧!我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊!司機先生,拜託你了,現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊!!!」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。371Please respect copyright.PENANAHdYc4xz19i
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「可是展覽會場有賣O醬的人形抱枕喔。」371Please respect copyright.PENANATQ36US5sw1
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「…真是沒辦法啊,你們成功說服我了,我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAMA1FCCiIAt
371Please respect copyright.PENANADgGEB88iKh
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「O醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎!?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA0j82eys1jH
371Please respect copyright.PENANANdnvWbfJsS
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「O醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAMHyZuiB3Dk
371Please respect copyright.PENANAziRQ59FZXX
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。371Please respect copyright.PENANAQtSHN5BSdj
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「那個,班長,我剛剛是開玩笑的,請放過我,我還要為O醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAfFsR5Wh5Cc
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「所以說到底還是為了O醬嗎!?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAOlsV3AuBfu
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「當然。我總是以O醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAGpsSt45rzz
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「你在開玩笑嗎?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAy578kEWe8h
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分,但是我從不拿我與O醬的未來開玩笑。」371Please respect copyright.PENANA7lP7H52y24
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAP58H4EFEeT
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「司機大叔,你抽菸嗎?」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。371Please respect copyright.PENANAlDyDReOiDM
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「還蠻常抽的呢,」我回答,「心情好的時候抽,心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣,是不可或缺的存在。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAaKfuqfDBIn
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAFp7LWNe7zC
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧!你真的想燒了這台車嗎!!」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。371Please respect copyright.PENANAQeHBkZdm1q
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。371Please respect copyright.PENANA2o62pCcbx5
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎!!!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA6z6jcKbmEh
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」371Please respect copyright.PENANAy7y1FgzUcI
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「妳等等別看展覽了,給我直接去勒戒所!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAnkPoXvO0Ua
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAt8GQGBqmlE
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAd1ygy1iFoK
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「雖然這麼說,但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心,都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4yxpmndJx
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「為什麼啊?你是不是對他們做了什麼?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAhvW7qnqiAm
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAjs2DnICl8s
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANASaZ4PCUTCl
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「同學們,我們快到目的地了喔!」我轉彎,打了方向燈,順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們,「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA9XXJPQe956
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。371Please respect copyright.PENANAiEghr0drdo
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧!!」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽,接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部,「喂喂!醒來啊!你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA7qSLhOW1YS
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「他就在偷懶咩。」371Please respect copyright.PENANANfSdxv1Z9B
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊!」371Please respect copyright.PENANADHgIDjj1cR
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」371Please respect copyright.PENANA97fM5zRdLC
371Please respect copyright.PENANACa7cjTxnMV
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAf0M779E0a9
371Please respect copyright.PENANA47utpXOkSW
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順,偶爾也要有點挑戰。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAdeFqtrlckj
371Please respect copyright.PENANANbtxk4eITu
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAbDTiLi2Hw3
371Please respect copyright.PENANAuuuYV7tkk3
371Please respect copyright.PENANAuuuYV7tkk3
「班長!我知道了!」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說,「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候,就會產生危機感,就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAPelVLiCmi8
371Please respect copyright.PENANAvwF1tOnm30
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「你是在哪聽到的?」371Please respect copyright.PENANANYiZ2iTnHd
371Please respect copyright.PENANAlVlbIkGJwS
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「『O醬的大冒險』。」371Please respect copyright.PENANA1xtz1uaZC0
371Please respect copyright.PENANAxFVDGDghhu
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「……我先不吐槽這點,先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5J4vAlknc
371Please respect copyright.PENANAz5eO9j1otB
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「製造假車禍。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAwGQwcOt38l
371Please respect copyright.PENANA4gPUqtLpPv
371Please respect copyright.PENANA4gPUqtLpPv
「車又不是你在開!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAd0KXScGI5D
371Please respect copyright.PENANAIpjiygM9pj
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「相信我,我可以的。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAsq8Aa5lCNN
371Please respect copyright.PENANABzhitZnXm5
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「你不是說過會為O醬的未來著想嗎!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAN1qRFKIyRz
371Please respect copyright.PENANAA8Bb9Aehdg
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。371Please respect copyright.PENANAXxtG2cd4Pe
371Please respect copyright.PENANAjXOj0DvxLG
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「不!可!以!」371Please respect copyright.PENANATQ0smP9qvB
371Please respect copyright.PENANAZRfa1gXXno
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「啊,我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。371Please respect copyright.PENANALW2lVYNXJy
371Please respect copyright.PENANAkl2nDA0D4y
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽!?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAWDrH44dIda
371Please respect copyright.PENANA4dDkgJ5l1u
371Please respect copyright.PENANA4dDkgJ5l1u
「不是每個人都有嗎?你們沒帶喔?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAxZWh3nH6aU
371Please respect copyright.PENANA7KEjTBWjoX
371Please respect copyright.PENANA7KEjTBWjoX
「誰會帶啊!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAOJqsPaZ7km
371Please respect copyright.PENANAo4tKaU1stG
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃,「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的,說不定他就會醒來了!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAf9iclSrYYt
371Please respect copyright.PENANA6GE3MCzmQt
371Please respect copyright.PENANA6GE3MCzmQt
「啊!」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來,我急急忙忙踩了煞車,差一點就撞到他了,真的好險。371Please respect copyright.PENANA7adE29eYkV
371Please respect copyright.PENANAgNUQ68kilg
371Please respect copyright.PENANAgNUQ68kilg
「啊。」在我緊急煞車時,少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。371Please respect copyright.PENANATcctUixtAd
371Please respect copyright.PENANAln2L7nxLzk
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一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。371Please respect copyright.PENANAzE0dS1eilx
371Please respect copyright.PENANAzWuHCaBhu0
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「抱歉,頭髮我等等清就好,你們先繼續聊。」我說。371Please respect copyright.PENANA6VCBJgw8Kx
371Please respect copyright.PENANApcCszDwVFP
371Please respect copyright.PENANApcCszDwVFP
「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼,困惑地看了看四周,接著想起自己還在計程車上。371Please respect copyright.PENANANEBGVGGBKP
371Please respect copyright.PENANAbgov5Bucai
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後座的少年們全部盯著少女,前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠,還不知道發生了什麼事。371Please respect copyright.PENANAVAOqTfxuzl
371Please respect copyright.PENANAjZvvTYmzv5
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「……往好處想,他真的醒了咩。」少女說。371Please respect copyright.PENANAxslj5i0kSs
371Please respect copyright.PENANAG4adQN1gsS
371Please respect copyright.PENANAG4adQN1gsS
「你們剛剛在說什麼?」前座的少年想看後照鏡,但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。371Please respect copyright.PENANAXUXITSyrJJ
371Please respect copyright.PENANALpuyZRdSrL
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAmBx1z1GGNL
371Please respect copyright.PENANAYh1oKkxLfb
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「為什麼?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA1n5aLHfqed
371Please respect copyright.PENANAwsADvEOtbb
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔,呃,你的頭髮變長的時間?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAv8s3olsNY3
371Please respect copyright.PENANAvjPuQcqzgl
371Please respect copyright.PENANAvjPuQcqzgl
「嗯?是邊緣獸嗎?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA0EbBE4zMEE
371Please respect copyright.PENANAtc6fRFsiis
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班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。371Please respect copyright.PENANAa4EpMyq2Mw
371Please respect copyright.PENANAfUDmuzng8C
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「「對。」」371Please respect copyright.PENANAk8DZrV9hE2
371Please respect copyright.PENANAMBfmwN7XNJ
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「你們太過分了吧!?」被看的少年抗議。371Please respect copyright.PENANAcpyOhJO5Ei
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。
371Please respect copyright.PENANAyb2zp1Qift
「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAOGT8du1o24
371Please respect copyright.PENANAmu8boDdwKC
371Please respect copyright.PENANAmu8boDdwKC
「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。371Please respect copyright.PENANAHSI3koeZt6
371Please respect copyright.PENANAUhCCMNI8bx
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。371Please respect copyright.PENANAAOMF0ZSbHy
371Please respect copyright.PENANALqlOR3tDt3
371Please respect copyright.PENANALqlOR3tDt3
「跑到哪?」前座的少年驚訝道,拼命想掙脫班長的手,但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。371Please respect copyright.PENANAOcR6OXmYc4
371Please respect copyright.PENANAQMDaefcqup
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「我的包包裡面。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAkYV7089xh5
371Please respect copyright.PENANACmqXgZsEul
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面!」371Please respect copyright.PENANARyNoMrHIR9
371Please respect copyright.PENANA7iASz6YDgk
371Please respect copyright.PENANA7iASz6YDgk
「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。371Please respect copyright.PENANAO6IDbSbawQ
371Please respect copyright.PENANADEUNlNCCQj
371Please respect copyright.PENANADEUNlNCCQj
「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶,熟練的搖下車窗,往外丟。371Please respect copyright.PENANAPOHZ4CTYHR
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「我的噴射火焰.本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAfSHtUOBjxl
371Please respect copyright.PENANAKAatYPGLVs
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAwJohvG6l0S
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然後班長突然發現,自己的手,在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。371Please respect copyright.PENANA1rHL5yZyMq
371Please respect copyright.PENANAkI4UW9TKDB
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地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。371Please respect copyright.PENANALw5rrUK6ZZ
371Please respect copyright.PENANAMdTvpDg9So
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在他開口之前,少女率先開始了動作。371Please respect copyright.PENANAYu5YRytvo4
371Please respect copyright.PENANAtlqfgmWTaH
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」她開始狂巴少年的臉。371Please respect copyright.PENANARuSgN8TTtl
371Please respect copyright.PENANAV6LOW7XR49
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「撐住!地中海先生!頭髮會長回來的!」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。371Please respect copyright.PENANAuz9H4nRWfB
371Please respect copyright.PENANAJf0HxiFXuv
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「你閉嘴啦!」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉 ,「上啊瘋狗!不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANApw2W3uHp2Z
371Please respect copyright.PENANA1Oyyz7zpCc
371Please respect copyright.PENANA1Oyyz7zpCc
「欸,問你一個問題喔,」少女馬上接口,「小明身上有一百塊,牛肉一盒八十塊,請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA6X3mA1DvYy
371Please respect copyright.PENANAfNMURHu5OD
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「幹的好!這個問題完全沒有邏輯!」371Please respect copyright.PENANADm5u4AwfEj
371Please respect copyright.PENANAMno72AyIAQ
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。371Please respect copyright.PENANAA6CsQIsL9M
371Please respect copyright.PENANAZYCjJyXdNU
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAPvFv0di7CB
371Please respect copyright.PENANAph6G8Yo8w1
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。371Please respect copyright.PENANAplBQnapdO8
371Please respect copyright.PENANAqapkV6GGnY
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「還是不行!必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行!」邊緣少年說。371Please respect copyright.PENANAwdDAoVwbNQ
371Please respect copyright.PENANAncZtuqjbp5
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。371Please respect copyright.PENANAfkSGEVTj6n
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊!我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAI0XuipsVrn
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「嘖。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAh1rqsL8oT0
371Please respect copyright.PENANAgnBZp6hFp1
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「…等等,你該不會真的想這樣做吧?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAX6pbGQ2sVG
371Please respect copyright.PENANAMBCwUX0DW1
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「方方子,我的助聽器在哪裡?」地中海少年突然開口。371Please respect copyright.PENANAZEyze2QDB3
371Please respect copyright.PENANAYMgJz1HX1I
371Please respect copyright.PENANAYMgJz1HX1I
「方方子是誰啦!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAFwY1k9UOQo
371Please respect copyright.PENANAHySiKFnjkv
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「方方子,我的假牙在哪裡?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAcYIiWxw7eK
371Please respect copyright.PENANAm4tro7YZIr
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAauYTx59FuD
371Please respect copyright.PENANAAyDltGq0an
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「方方子,我住在美國的兒子還好嗎?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAi9GsxcqwRL
371Please respect copyright.PENANAHNwCctHkw0
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊!?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAHMOJn2a2Cg
371Please respect copyright.PENANA8vLZngEmLD
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「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」371Please respect copyright.PENANArhq2pdLdoM
371Please respect copyright.PENANAQAi9iXTrcy
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAsYYJIP52Xw
371Please respect copyright.PENANAdHwHHrvxqW
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「方方子,那我的老伴還好嗎?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA4PxcUWbSS3
371Please respect copyright.PENANADxjHbFrtCj
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「與老太太分居了嗎!?」371Please respect copyright.PENANANTYx6Tcsyq
371Please respect copyright.PENANAN5hnN3h9MG
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「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAZSyUci3ie7
371Please respect copyright.PENANAU8bxhxj5QA
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「這又是什麼超展開!?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA0XjZZw7yRn
371Please respect copyright.PENANAkluW9XlVkv
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「快到目的地了,得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行!」邊緣少年說。371Please respect copyright.PENANAfXHpjkwemS
371Please respect copyright.PENANAbPfonFKFVg
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口,「用我的假髮如何?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAz6VSAB5Pb8
371Please respect copyright.PENANA3t0lCdb4OI
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「咦咦?大叔你有戴假髮嗎?」少女問道。371Please respect copyright.PENANAW5O05gL7uF
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「有時候會戴,不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAbqBIo1Gzh3
371Please respect copyright.PENANAXXvaXirdsL
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「這樣不太好吧…?」班長說道,「再怎麼說那也是──」371Please respect copyright.PENANAEb53U1eef9
371Please respect copyright.PENANAdyEgVIl64w
371Please respect copyright.PENANAdyEgVIl64w
「沒關係啦!」我豪爽地笑道,「我老了,有些東西已經用不到了,讓給有需要的人有什麼不好?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAg2i1IEnWHh
371Please respect copyright.PENANAU6yujB8L10
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAqpm8pXyno2
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「真的沒關係!」我在他們的目的地停下計程車,接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找,挖出一頂假髮,然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。371Please respect copyright.PENANAx78Tui0LNz
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了?今天不是要上學嗎?我怎麼在計程車上?」地中海少年恢復原狀。371Please respect copyright.PENANA9iY3mZxpqE
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊!」371Please respect copyright.PENANARjUxRmqJlc
371Please respect copyright.PENANAT0nHKtYtwM
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」371Please respect copyright.PENANA2RrDy7MdYU
371Please respect copyright.PENANAFVtkHGY6ME
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「司機先生,真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝,接著他們一行人付了錢,下車朝展覽的入口前進。371Please respect copyright.PENANAsfEOJzg694
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我搖下車窗,拿起胸前口袋的那包菸,點了一根。371Please respect copyright.PENANAthCMjF8QFU
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我吸了一口菸,然後緩緩吐氣,看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升,接著被風吹散。371Please respect copyright.PENANAZWFqYwXE6s
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「這就是青春嗎?真是懷念啊……」371Please respect copyright.PENANAoYX8Y1xkF4
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(同一時間,教室內)371Please respect copyright.PENANAhbpsCa1XwA
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(同一時間,教室內)371Please respect copyright.PENANAhbpsCa1XwA
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「啊啊…今天有O醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。371Please respect copyright.PENANAwsA6rbEtlN
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「沒辦法啊,誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。371Please respect copyright.PENANAFKs8nt4Gqn
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「好想買一個O醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。371Please respect copyright.PENANAlHjZKTryly
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「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。371Please respect copyright.PENANApBoDStWjTX
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「我改天燒給你好了。」簡澄抄完筆記抬頭說。371Please respect copyright.PENANAt5WK6tY7L2
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「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好!!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAQDgdNHafie
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「閉嘴啦你們!我聽不到老師說什麼了!」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。371Please respect copyright.PENANAX7zSYtJtqL
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當日結果:371Please respect copyright.PENANAPTJrNqAvmH
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去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人,他們還在教室中努力(?)的學習。371Please respect copyright.PENANA5FDD8kvAEN
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在計程車行駛的路段被路人目擊到名酒飛出計程車外的畫面,因而開始流傳「酒神的計程車」的傳說。371Please respect copyright.PENANAZXFjQVGYWt
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邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的O醬抱枕。371Please respect copyright.PENANANvtsY4rJQm
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地中海少年的假髮在回家後不知道塞到哪裡去了。371Please respect copyright.PENANAI8oiPl5Foq
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在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。371Please respect copyright.PENANA10eyMSGhEr