我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s5zGdXskI
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOrjCvFW4y
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvP1AOtulX
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSHWjuXmKg
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eTqtTfNk1
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdiV5kA0w6
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9S6gCQk623
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnvtNHUrxe
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQt43KOMLz
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPhlsb1g1s
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbyCBP6ie7
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2XOHCHkqs
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXlgMf0nGg
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZW9JnU8lxF
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「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiijp7GZF4X
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxKbSncBTr
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「這個又不會醉！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEQ3yjZQGg
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoFlDdeSc9
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「九十六。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBuBmuYZ9q
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy71wc5ki5P
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hen8EUFuZ
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoECydUEsz
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Tvnd7Jjiu
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMigPPuQcoX
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「一。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvSKA5uuJU
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMIOR7wjBK
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「現在是怪我囉！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8CGs4AsyA
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIBq2gutwn
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2JsTn55Lc
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNNRQwdiFO
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「鬼才需要！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE858uI5TL
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhmA3xgYxk
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzFjO8EmLz
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzipJdevqm
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH7L6oZhli
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJtQrHV7OH
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhom5guR5i
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FnfJeK96Q
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「讓他清醒啊？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFtEmkozWL
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR96bFaldtW
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUHkMJ7LyS
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZnUKZ4gD2
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhnHQ0UyRC
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRMiBIAN4N
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwhr87QEN9
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97ighUvsOo
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「Je suis très triste.」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5in51mBTUQ
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGabJP5AJKD
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「法文。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I6LTQXZZI
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7zDYXMx5V
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「我很難過。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CGYa0x6rQ
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIy7zotvcI
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIyFDt3r7b
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhOqlE5cDh
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcAIti8kE6
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「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTVaKB8rnE
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJP7YDgmlh
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbntLIKXLzj
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsS7abvqGG
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74IxWnaaVr
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「我有一個方法。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHTyosMVnf
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「什麼方法？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJb71m6A97g
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnkOCqHvwz
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKIop8wKWQ
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCsM6rGN7y
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKXkzRHxCu
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bFBDLjX79
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsqdtrSgFA
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhWVVDc0W5
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblwj7nNg1v
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONWsHyIh4u
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「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr81fsPe3A
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IcafFfDHD
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5jepSWDjd
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnqEwMDjz9
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdLvnTQo7Z
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcv6EiCdcx
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ7AbxGVdr
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4yOHoEk57
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMz07F1wPEJ
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91Yg2czxMX
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZa8AT8od5
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CKnS4kgLo
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5Mw43BMib
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoujiwkvvjz
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUE5Fr5doL
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmLTlNHK0q
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiXhaJfUaH
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87HhCqrlQX
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡco55457Qkg
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgxdEzhyw0
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRN1foKYjF
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「他就在偷懶咩。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VtVSuf2gK
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzG0LfxWUx
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8JhgCIkHA
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1B5AHFW83
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjcvsmOgql
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8MYyZanch
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2APJfczmq
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「你是在哪聽到的？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuBjumNsp3
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDqgSjOvum
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwiD8Gf3Uo
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「製造假車禍。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRvyopWXql
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「車又不是你在開！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNyETVqp9v
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「相信我，我可以的。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMyunI0vZ3
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqLVpofcPf
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11ZHwtCT4F
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「不！可！以！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LNljFcm52
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9YQ624cSw
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wRvVVMAlb
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「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpTfwVuv9F
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「誰會帶啊！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUys3ZvmKr
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOvJyCNR44
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4XJSn11eR
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzIoxWEx5s
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    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56ALWgwMhU
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgiwWz8koq
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey958zZyoN
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JX4DHGfqO
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG1OCV9Vru
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnr7eTghhQ
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJQ6gilK2r
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「為什麼？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM96nAnol1
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8OX5icHIa
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwg1zCGmWg
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡru38jUbzF6
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「「對。」」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM1w18DA0v
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPzK717uYG
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQl3x8bXss
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqudFWDSpT
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DioATapaU
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjSqvS5OHm
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「我的包包裡面。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt36iXKMkfH
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUFxkLyJVZ
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktrwRc8WHv
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfgAtg1rzX
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogffu7aMwg
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRmFdiggrj
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7gA8QGMYO
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbew0zHoJV
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QQ52EOsZY
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoCkmiBR8d
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNDAGa02dL
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WkIlz8ibQ
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「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhMrVZBUGM
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jACqSwGZg
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hVtTGSdAo
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgESyskHee
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TkZxu57tK
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvwQ6T3A26
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiqaG1devr
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡje7py9UEtC
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「嘖。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH8ddal2Oz
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8M6dbwz2C
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「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92kZEoN2JD
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「方方子是誰啦！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYuvdmcY6y
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIvfcwCJF0
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaOuAWiuGl
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQpWQw8735
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHaWYeNL2e
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhJHvpI3tJ
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOEkKlxisS
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWMqw9gW00
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnam5Tt6u9
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgkNSjMI4B
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFwpwfy0td
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89781RVYZr
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmjHD5kDeO
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94DIBH39Ra
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgvJBluYae
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「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvvnkfxAlF
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「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPd8t6eydr
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaNgfltPcD
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「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfey5OQR1XO
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB5Mc7D04S
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGS3GcwSBA
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtRK6Ikt4n
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「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFo0hNOeQA
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzhUoai9nv
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINFl1S4SVv
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrMGaFUf68
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcYu62pX2P
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ2H3BWMxG
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kvEyglQTD
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「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnEpTcBQ8H
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    去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人，他們還在教室中努力(？)的學習。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbzRST4tGs
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     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。333Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9BrQat9lX
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