同學們面面相覷。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgWW1riS2z
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「那個……您是不是走錯教室了呢？」身為班長的我起身詢問。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt88wBRPTrl
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「啊，你們的數學老師請假，所以今天是我代課喔。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoshV04AqZN
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「咦咦？沒用的老東西請假？」賴妍驚訝的問。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj0gFFia3d
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「請不要叫數學老師沒用的老東西。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3Ey2PcpxK
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「那改成老不羞好了。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOydLRGOqC
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「更糟糕了啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaBCn3IpXa
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「咳，總之，」代課老師乾咳一聲打斷我們的對話，「請各位打開課本第……為什麼桌上有酒瓶？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3nIX3c884
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「因為上一節是化學課。」正在製作燃燒瓶的簡澄說。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LsQCOcvIe
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「那你桌上正在燒的酒精燈是怎樣？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHh3NoPHWb
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「老師，它正在暖身。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1NR2mLfOO
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「它是要暖什麼身啊！給我拿回去實驗室放好！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRzD8RPQgl
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「我要去！」賴妍自告奮勇的起身。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa73ttpo6i4
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「給我坐下，妳不值得信賴。」我不耐煩的說。「三岐，你去放。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtm7Dxl102
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「那我改姓三岐。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkPWHfcDip
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「才不是這個意思！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcxEyTR2x3
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「而且為什麼是三岐！」剛剛還趴著的三岐抗議。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRSoUrK5Df
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「少囉唆！快點給我去放！」我用課本敲三岐的頭，「別跟著搗亂上課秩序好嗎？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3WXcCX7oY
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「汝等下級生物，竟敢命令本元帥，看我痛啊啊啊啊啊啊！」三岐的話還沒說完就被我再次用力敲頭，不過這次用的是不鏽鋼水壺。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyuVzl4unE
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「元帥好弱。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv8W2YQv4Y
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「你根本是想殺了我吧！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2zXtYNsUi
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「同學們！請安靜！」代課老師看起來有些惱火。「全部給我翻開課本！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ulA2bSkT8
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「老師。」賴妍突然嚴肅的開口，「你覺得數學的意義到底是什麼？數學又是為何而存在？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HcKaW9Brd
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「數學是為何而存在…………？」老師陷入沉思。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41ROoK4mR2
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「老師！別中計啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OvJ7dzY4v
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「這傢伙的腦子才不會思考這種深奧的東西呢！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2bkL6dltg
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「她只是單純不想上數學課而已啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIC9u5k3rX
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    不過老師抬起手制止了那些警告他的同學。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE6alrI6bZ
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「我認為……」在思考片刻之後，老師開口，

「數學是使生活變得更方便的工具。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9nLwnWMmt
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「真的是這樣嗎？」賴妍問。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM50nYVP9U
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「古埃及人與巴比倫人靠著幾何學的幫助，建造出了許多壯觀的建築物！牛頓發明的微積分也間接造福了許多人類！」老師越說越激動，「所以我才會選擇就讀數學系，成為數學老師！數學對我來說就是世界的真理！就是絕對的信仰！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TJ0TAM5E3
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「那……如果我說，」賴妍緩緩開口，「我能反駁你的論點呢？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO912qtqzI
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「什──」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXdshAm5G3
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「如果我能證明…………數學並不是世界的真理呢？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0veh66mEYO
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「臭小鬼！妳明白妳在說什麼嗎！妳說的話是對神的褻瀆！」代課老師憤怒地吼道。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2ypM40P79
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「那個，班長，」坐在我後面的男同學輕聲對我說，「這部不是日常番嗎？為什麼會出現戰鬥番的台詞？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLzEjfkUy0
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「我也很好奇啊！而且現在不是數學課嗎！」

  

  最重要的是，代課老師已經在不知不覺間步入了賴妍「不想上課」的節奏之中，這才是她被稱為瘋狗的最大原因。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpoCvkImzS
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    真正恐怖的地方還在後頭。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHLZW2GpOq
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「老師……你知道數學的英文，Math的意義，其實是Mental Abuse To Humans，也就是人類精神虐待的意思喔？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuYnsU0Ywg
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「那只是討厭數學的人提出的可悲巧合而已！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqMWxhOXiH
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    賴妍歪頭。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeJhtOyDfk
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「如果數學是真理，為什麼有人會討厭祂呢？」她問道。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aZ2sZgOFP
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「因為世界上總是有許多自以為是的人！他們只因為生活不如預期，就怪罪到神聖的信仰上面！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLq2UdPWPa
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「生活不如預期？你是指生活中的事發生無法用真理解釋的情況嗎？還是生活並沒有想像中的便利？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm38IzpoVzO
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「世上所有的事情一定都有辦法用真理來說明！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4egNcZkBU
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「真的嗎？」賴妍正色道，「那我舉個簡單的例子吧。您有看過商店中『買二送一』的活動嗎？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLSsnRGnHY
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「當然有。」代課老師不耐煩地回答。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Cw76kTDNA
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「那麼一加一等於幾？這只是單純的數學問題，不是腦筋急轉彎喔。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDcOVtGBcU
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「一加一等於二。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIcDqnJzAH
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「啊咧？奇怪了？」賴妍故意用困惑的語氣說到，「我只付了兩個物品的價錢，為什麼我得到了三倍的利潤？好奇怪吶～」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSV8ytFBnh
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「……咦？」老師愣住了。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ07cC8KSF3
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「這樣子算式就變成了『一加一等於三』而不是真理所說的二了呢。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStAdHt7NFt
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「什…怎麼會……」代課老師開始感到恐慌。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nPAIRBZDc
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「老師別中計啊！那只是一種行銷手法而已啊！」我大喊。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0XxenflLU
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「我…但是、但是一加一應該……還是等於二啊…………？」代課老師緩緩抬頭，用困惑而渙散的眼神看著我，就像一位瀕臨崩潰的精神病患者。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo4YeY8xTW
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    完蛋了。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2CF3jPwA5
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「我再舉一個例子吧。」賴妍再次開口。「剛剛說了一加一等於三，但是這也不是正確答案。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqOk644eZX
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「您應該也知道結婚是什麼吧？就是長期的一對一賣春契約。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI6jYIMrPf
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「才不是這樣！」我吐槽。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCwOdJn7eh
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「好奇怪吶。住在我家隔壁的王叔叔明明結婚了，為什麼最近兩個月，在王阿姨不在的週五晚上，還會出現另外六個女人陪他過夜呢？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v7z5LTKW2
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「這種事情你應該早點去跟王阿姨說才對吧！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX0l4lcVm7
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「咦咦，」賴妍不理我，「一加一不是等於三嗎？為什麼同時又等於八呢？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgnxCoPhgc
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師抱住頭，驚慌失措地尖叫。「為什麼真理要遺棄我啊啊啊啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQEnDAtcuM
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「沒錯，就是因為人們被你所說的真理拋棄，才會轉而討厭，甚至憎恨數學。對他們來說，數學不只不是世界上的真理，更不是讓生活變得更方便的工具！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1E9KgV3vH
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    賴妍深呼吸，補上了最後一擊：「對他們來說，數學只是讓生活更不方便的枷鎖！只是阻礙人類發展的、根本沒有存在必要的、無用垃圾而已啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxmOn23Vcd
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm6l3Gud6B
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    老師緩緩蹲下，雙手抱住膝蓋，露出自己長久以來深信的事情在一夕之間被摧毀的表情。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xS2bx8AtC
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  這時，去化學教室放酒精燈的三岐回來了。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrifSxsT2sp

    老師彷彿看見了希望一般，朝著三岐跑過去，抓住了他的肩膀，用力地前後搖動。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACpzIwellR
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「同學！一加一等於多少！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxGFNp0uYu
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「咦？」在狀況外的三岐很錯愕。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7pdQwijGs
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    賴妍露出了勝利的微笑，坐回位子上，舒服的翹起二郎腿，抓著桌上的白蘭地仰頭灌了一大口。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLFhlodSTU
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「到底等於多少啊啊啊啊啊！！！」代課老師瘋狂地大喊。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezTgSld1Jc
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「等、等於五十……」一天到晚吃麥O勞的三岐結結巴巴的回答。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioczkLyjcC
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「三等於八、八等於五十……等式應該不成立才…三又等於五十……啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師崩潰了，尖叫著衝出了教室。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFOITwRvFQ
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    全班盯著三岐。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ418BJVuP7x
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「欸？我做錯什麼了嗎？」三岐很錯愕。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX2DJErw7w
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    賴妍抬頭看了一眼教室牆上的時鐘。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutoqysmQxt
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「呦喜！多賺到了半小時下課時間。」她握拳。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCL7sThxBP
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「呦喜妳個大頭！他被你弄壞了啦！」我慌張地大喊，「全班快點出去幫忙找代課老師啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqrnxkGR2C
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當日結果：335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhY9hOCTuR
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    在數學科辦公室全體數學老師的幫忙下，於放學前在校舍頂樓的花圃角落發現了喃喃自語著「三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十我被神拋棄了嗚嗚嗚我要成為一棵用費波納契數列整齊排列的植物三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十…」的代課老師，並送到附近醫院的精神科治療。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7JN1sph2c
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    賴妍被記了一支大過（目前總共七支）。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnEjckiIRw
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    柳困依然單身。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOX0lZsWyIn