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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqHlRP9cIj
講真，除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦，如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧，178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGW9EiM8wj
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正所謂水至清則無魚，人至賤則無敵。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65TPej726T
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb8MJr7YK2
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我：【Hi.妳好嗎？】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypJF03Gdx7
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靚女：【你幾多歲？】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1pOxWedRl
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意？178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3SneK5aY0
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsOC0j3Gz8
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtrbkZnpQ1
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我：【三十中啦。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EDxhuplb7
你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4qggtZQ05
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvAAW9lUbr
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我：【係呀。。。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkefVCB0jHa
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19XLiD2gxD
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNsDIsylTN
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我：【攪自己生意。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTW1i0iDJT
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkVDbTYSGs
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaejUHSOFZ
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtEM41OaRM
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywc7Fdd97W
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RtAm8BDYm
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbanhL7S12I
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎，即刻攞張馬經睇下先。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrniCRWbT9
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我：【8號囉。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU5wfQLAJd
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyy6pTQi5cu
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl4JDJy3w2
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靚女：【PE得咁少】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZZAlKcxJX
PE？講乜呀？178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDHBEGczv1
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLF0JKVpcw
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNxzCvpHcB
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCrpX9xpKt
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdxz0eAC72
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5rBaX83S8
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我：【好呀。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzZtncjqel
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ54YRhRTT
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我：【吓！咁多？】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzvrhlS6e3
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjkU3MpKvx
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTVjZbYTa7
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靚女：【馬會？】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwhQYx15EZ
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWoJ1NM9c4
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNonlOq8Wg
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlYOIPUlxZ
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuieWd9Wik
老婆：[老公！]178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DWNthUqi3
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBudt6Mge1
我：[做乜事呀？]178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnWM5tyT7P
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2xvpmFbvd
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPeiJc4sWm
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkUO1V8XTG
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuRweyyLoF
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XULkGocMc
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7Umiv9T7l
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLLZi6b94G
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrp66wVY0h
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh76B3zkLA
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPwCLjPSfS
我：[乜事呀？]178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwcU5eQySE
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoUAGRCjxq
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFeEV89nU4
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]178Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa858hsU485
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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